Recent Forum Posts - O5 Command

Zyn 16 Jul 2026 07:24
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / Disciplinary Records » Disciplinary - Brehoth

Noting that new site member Brehoth (account age 8 days, site membership 2 days) was recently critbanned in the official Discord for "first […] admitting to not reading the rules and second for ignoring moth contact templates".

Given the following message from the user:

moderators in this server are insufferable. Banning me left to right without even letting me explain. Sucking the soul out of the server like a blood sucking leach parasite. English isn't even my first language when a new word comes right at me I try to get the explanation from that person. But they are straight up banning me telling me i should read rules. How the heck rules will help me if I don't even know what it means you dumb idiots. I am new here that doesn't mean i didn't read rules I just need some easy words to understand those !!
I joined to contribute and be a part of this community thinking they are welcoming but gods the rumours around them are proven right it seems all of them are a bunch of losers with unloving parents!!

staff voted to mirror a ban on the mainsite, for one year due to immaturity/indistinguishable from underage.

Ari, Kufat, wackdog supporting.

Ban enacted, PM sent.

Disciplinary - Brehoth by

Zyn, 16 Jul 2026 07:24

Re: AI Record - TenPower

Zyn 16 Jul 2026 07:14
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / AI Records » AI Record - TenPower

Porting followup messages:

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Staff has discussed the matter and have put forward the following questions:

Can you explain why your draft mixes UK and US spellings?
The discovery and interview logs in the draft appear to have been added, at the onset, nearly if not complete in single edits each. Do you happen to have any in-progress versions of that text?
Why did you remove "the periods at the end of my last message to seem more "human"" in your earlier message?

1. I'm Canadian. Canadian english mixes UK and US spellings, so (for instance) we use "colour" instead of "color" but "tire" instead of "tyre". The line's pretty blurry between what's CA and what's not, so people sometimes use both without noticing. I usually try to use CA, but my browser's set to US and I can't be bothered to change it, so I'll mix up the two pretty often. I finally got sick of all the spellchecks and changed my browser language from US to CA english halfway through writing, so that might explain some more of the mixups if I didn't cause them myself.

2. I'm pretty busy, so I was working on the article whenever I had time (usually in the evenings). I had July 4th off since it was a Saturday, so I finally had time, and spent most of the day writing. I've learned momentum is pretty powerful with creative writing, so long sessions > short bursts. I also did all my writing directly in the sandbox since it renders the article as I write it (so no external drafts unfortunately). The point is, I spent hours writing parts of the article together, and usually took breaks after I finished a single log.

I don't know how the sandbox works but I assume extending the page lock means extending the session. If the session ended, I'd just "recreate" the lock and keep writing. I assume that means, by effectively doing all my writing in the same session, hours of work would get squashed into a single page edit. So it makes sense that it'd look like all my work was getting added to the page at the same time.

I'm sure this is the most important question for me to answer, but that's really it… I just kept writing and didn't save until I was done a log. At one point, I even had an hour or so of work deleted because I didn't save the page before my internet bugged out (luckily the wiki saved a draft I could continue, maybe that's still saved somewhere?) Otherwise, I've got nothing except for a basic plot plan sketched on my whiteboard, if you'd count that. Everything else was written directly in the sandbox.

3. This is more of a personal gripe and probably won't help you much, but I'll say it anyway because I feel like an AI wouldn't write this. I also need to write this like a rant if I want it to make sense… Anyway. My writing has been mistaken for AI before. At first, em dashes were the big AI dogwhistle. If you used an em dash in your writing, it'd be immediately seen as slop. Fair, since 90% of AI writing used em dashes, but it sucked for the HUMANS who actually used them. I like what an em dash can do in writing, so it sucks that you can't use one anymore since it's now a trait of AI rather than a regular part of writing. You can go on reddit and read the posts of students who use em dashes having their assignments flagged. But even then, at least you could avoid the dogwhistle.

Nowadays, AI is better and there's nothing clear you can avoid. Anything that seems remotely like professional (or at least clean) writing is labelled as AI. Punctuation, proper grammar, even CAPITALIZATION means you're an AI. Check linkedin (the social media site that's supposed to be "professional"), and you'll find people using messy writing to seem human. I can't stand messy writing, but it seems like the only way to seem human. This is stupid too because I've seen social media bots write the same way, even (and especially) on linkedin.

I still want to write cleanly though. So I'll write normally, but I've found myself messing up my writing afterwards just to seem human. AI has made me pretty self-conscious of my writing. I don't like to, but I'll usually remove some punctuation and maybe do some abbreviations like "dunno". And I can't use em dashes anymore, no matter how much I like them. As a result my writing hasn't felt very cohesive.

At the end of the day this is all a lot more complicated given that it's SCP writing. The whole point to use "clinical tone", which is at least somewhat implies professional writing. So how am I supposed to seem human, if I'm supposed to write the same way AI does? I guess clinical tone matters less in these messages, but I still want to write cleanly. Removing punctuation is part of my humanization process. It's not a good process, but in honesty I haven't figured a better one out yet.

Sorry for the wall of text again. Probably not the best responses I could give, but what I've got.

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Can you provide a reference page where you found the template for the description setup? Specifically, the use of subheadings/"power names" for the abilities, followed by bullet points with listed effects.

SCP-8245. It was the first SCP I read and the first I referenced when writing. I couldn't figure out how to start describing my character and its abilities, so my first description line was written almost exactly like 8245' was (name and super general physical description). Plus, the article's description section says the abilities in list format, so it seemed acceptable for me to do the same.

I made up the "power names". One effect a) is literally caused by spiraling into nihilistic thoughts and b) is supposed to represent the manifestation of that nihilism on reality. It's supposed to take after the word "Annihilation" in the sense that the effect could be capable of "Annihilating" reality, but I wanted to focus more on the NIHIListic part. Originally (you can check revision 23) I called it nullification, but I changed it later after I did some googling and found the word "Nihilification" which means basically the same thing as "Annihilation" (to reduce to nothing) but moves focus from pure destruction to the Nihilism that's supposed to cause it. As for Vitalization, it was supposed to be the opposite of Nihilification. Where one sucked the life out of reality, Vitalization added to it ("giving life to it" as the definition says).

The bullet points I put for each of the abilities are just my interpretation of what it would feel like to have the life sucked out of reality. I'm not trying to write a character that destroys stuff, I'm trying to write one that absorbs until there's nothing left, like diluting a drink until the original taste is gone. Feeling alive vs being alive are two different things, and feeling alive seems correlated with feeling in itself. If you don't feel connected to reality, then you probably don't feel very alive. I feel disassociation and nihilism can go hand in hand. Thus, spiraling into nihilism has you disassociate and feel less alive by having your "living" experience dampened. You can't see colours, have a hard time thinking about things, plus I threw in the temperature chill for a more blunt expression of hopelessness and feeling numb. For Vitalization, again the opposite is true. You see richer colours, and again feel euphoric (what I feel is be the opposite of a nihilistic feeling).

Staff discussed the appeal; the consensus was to decline. nico, Kufat, Ari, Mann voted to decline.

Ban remains in place; PM sent.

Re: AI Record - TenPower by

Zyn, 16 Jul 2026 07:14

Re: Username Log

Zyn 16 Jul 2026 06:45
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / Rule Implementation Records » Username Log

Declined SCP-10984 again for name, and application that did not meet criteria:

Please accept the application, this is already my 3rd application, please

Declined AlagaddaMaskedLord for name, sent PM about it.

Re: Username Log by

Zyn, 16 Jul 2026 06:45

Re: Anti-Harassment Team Log of Actions

DrEverettMann 16 Jul 2026 02:52
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / Anti-Harassment Team Records » Anti-Harassment Team Log of Actions

Several months ago, we pre-emptively banned the Instagram personality Rook/Bryn, a cosplayer who had previously been associated with the character Dr. Bright. This was due to a series of messages sent to a minor that we deemed inappropriately intimate. This was not logged in 05 at the time. I am correcting this now. This user will not be allowed to join any space associated with the SCP Wiki.

Re: Anti-Harassment Team Log of Actions by

DrEverettMann, 16 Jul 2026 02:52

Disciplinary - weedfire24

AriadnesThread 15 Jul 2026 23:31
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / Disciplinary Records » Disciplinary - weedfire24

It was brought to the attention of staff that site member weedfire24 (W: 2867 days S: 2807 days) had maliciously downvoted numerous articles over the past 2 years. An investigation revealed a pattern of suspicious voting behaviour, in descending order from the most recent instances:

On January 20th 2026, they downvoted 7 pages, of which included:

3 SCPs pertaining to the Palestinian genocide (SCP-8958, SCP-8952, SCP-9184),
an art page for SCP-9184,
SCP-9964, where Israel is listed as an example of an imperialist nation,
the hub page to which SCP-9184 and SCP-9964 are part of,

On April 3rd 2025, they downvoted 2 pages (SCP-2278, SCP-3483) which feature themes of Christianity, and was their only voting activity that day.

On March 24th 2025, they downvoted 4 pages:

2 SCPs pertaining to the Palestinian genocide (SCP-8216, SCP-8675),
a tale pertaining to the Palestinian genocide (The American Emptiness),
the Our Open Veins hub page (opens with a poem by a Palestinian writer and a "Free Palestine" banner),

On January 1st 2025, they voted on multiple pages, though there were more downvotes than upvotes. Of relevance are the following:
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/two-sarkics-take-a-vacation-in-polynesia-stop-me-if-youve-he,

“You want to what? Open up our borders to all Nälkä people? Create a homeland? An Israel for Nälkä?” the President asked.

“Do we look like colonizers to you?” Saarn growled.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3912,

Hassan: She was killed by the IDF. A sniper — a sniper killed her during a protest.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8976,

Two children tearing open Christmas presents and squealing at a Gamecube. Israeli soldiers firing into a crowd of protesters. A car driving away, rattling cans tied to the bumper.

The following pages, which also feature themes of Christianity:

If Scpper records have been interpreted correctly, it would indicate that the hub was downvoted before the pages therein.

And lastly, the user downvoted an author page:

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/george-bennings-s-personnel-file,

Noted here because the page includes a reading list in which the author made use of the Palestinian flag emoji to denote literature originating from the region.

Consequently, Disciplinary staff have voted to implement a permanent ban for malicious downvoting.

Disciplinary - weedfire24 by

AriadnesThread, 15 Jul 2026 23:31

AI Thread - Bobakka

Uncle Nicolini 15 Jul 2026 20:51
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / AI Records » AI Thread - Bobakka

user Bobakka admitted to using ai in a recently posted article. full article below.

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+ Item #: SCP-9152

**Object Class:** Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-9152 is housed in a standard humanoid containment suite modified for juvenile accommodations at Site-19. The subject is to receive standard education, recreation, and psychological care under the identity of an orphan enrolled in a Foundation-operated educational program.

Astronomical monitoring systems are to provide no less than 72 hours' notice of all solar eclipses capable of casting their umbral or antumbral shadow over SCP-9152's location. During these periods, SCP-9152 is to be transferred to a reinforced containment chamber lined with silver alloy plating. The silver lining is intended only to reduce aggressive behavior and delay containment breaches; it is not considered capable of permanently neutralizing SCP-9152.

If SCP-9152 enters a transformed state due to an eclipse or the perception of imminent mortal danger, personnel are prohibited from engaging in direct combat unless equipped with silver-based weapons. Lethal force is authorized only to delay the entity until recontainment can be achieved, as permanent termination has proven impossible.

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**Description:** SCP-9152 is Sebastian ███████, an 8-year-old human male of otherwise normal physical and psychological development.

SCP-9152 possesses an anomalous transformation triggered under either of the following conditions:

* Exposure to the shadow of any natural solar eclipse.
* A situation in which SCP-9152 genuinely perceives himself to be in immediate mortal danger.

Upon transformation, SCP-9152 becomes a large, highly muscular honey badger measuring approximately 1.6 meters in length. The transformed entity displays complete invulnerability to conventional forms of physical damage, including firearms, explosives, fire, electricity, chemical agents, and high-energy impacts.

Behavioral analysis indicates the transformed entity lacks measurable fear and exhibits only a single threat response: immediate offensive engagement. Unlike baseline organisms, SCP-9152 demonstrates no evidence of attempting escape, concealment, surrender, intimidation displays, or defensive positioning. Regardless of the opponent's size, capabilities, or anomalous properties, SCP-9152 will invariably attempt direct physical combat until the perceived threat has ceased.

Testing has shown that silver is the only material capable of inflicting observable injuries upon SCP-9152 while transformed. These injuries heal rapidly and are significantly less severe than those typically observed in documented lycanthropic anomalies. Destruction of the transformed body through silver-inflicted trauma has resulted only in temporary incapacitation. SCP-9152 consistently regenerates and returns to baseline human form within several hours, rendering permanent termination currently impossible.

Following reversion, Sebastian retains fragmented memories of the transformation and typically expresses confusion regarding damage caused during the event.

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++ Addendum 9152-1: Incident Summary

On ██/██/20██, during a scheduled containment procedure coinciding with a total solar eclipse, a containment door malfunction allowed SCP-9152-1 (transformed state) access to a maintenance corridor. Security personnel deployed standard tranquilizers, high-caliber firearms, electrical deterrents, and explosive breaching charges with no measurable effect.

The entity proceeded to engage an escaped SCP-class predator over five times its mass. Surveillance footage shows SCP-9152-1 charging immediately upon visual contact despite sustaining multiple impacts that would have been fatal to any known organism. The confrontation ended only after the opposing anomaly was rendered incapacitated.

Recovery teams successfully recontained SCP-9152-1 after prolonged exposure to concentrated silver restraints. Sebastian regained consciousness approximately four hours later and requested to know why his clothes had been destroyed "again."

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> *"Every living thing chooses between fight, flight, or freezing. Sebastian doesn't. Whatever changed him removed every option except one. If the world ends tomorrow, he'll probably try to punch it."*
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> — Dr. A. Hargreaves
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link to screenshot of admittance of guilt here.

Approved by wackdog, kufat, and myself.

AI Thread - Bobakka by

Uncle Nicolini, 15 Jul 2026 20:51

Re: Anti-Harassment Team Log of Actions

pr0m37h3um 15 Jul 2026 19:16
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / Anti-Harassment Team Records » Anti-Harassment Team Log of Actions

On 9 July 2026, AHT received multiple reports regarding a series of concerning tweets posted by basirskipreader, appearing to espouse bigoted views. After some deliberation, it was determined that the user would be given a warning and asked to issue a clarification or follow-up to the primary tweet of concern, in order to ensure that the intent was not as it initially seemed.

Basir responded when a member of AHT reached out personally via Discord two days later, and was receptive and understanding regarding the warning. A follow-up tweet was posted, which was determined to be suitable, and the team was assured that the user would be more mindful of such matters in the future.

Re: Anti-Harassment Team Log of Actions by

pr0m37h3um, 15 Jul 2026 19:16

Re: Username Log

Zyn 15 Jul 2026 06:34
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / Rule Implementation Records » Username Log

Declined SCP Foundation Nerd for name, and application that did not meet criteria:

Hello! I have been a really big fan of the SCP Foundation for a big time now. And yea, i wanna join the Wiki, obviously. Best regards, Soul / SCP Foundation Nerd

Declined SCP-10984 again for name.

Declined AlagaddaMaskedLord again for name.

Re: Username Log by

Zyn, 15 Jul 2026 06:34

Re: Disciplinary - ILARS

Zyn 15 Jul 2026 06:20
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / Disciplinary Records » Disciplinary - ILARS

Re-applied, rejoined site.

Re: Disciplinary - ILARS by

Zyn, 15 Jul 2026 06:20

Re: Username Log

Zyn 14 Jul 2026 06:35
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / Rule Implementation Records » Username Log

Declined AlagaddaMaskedLord for name.

Declined Site-137 for name, and application that did not meet criteria (outdated passcode).

Declined scpwikiaccount for name.

Declined SCP-10984 for name, and application that did not meet criteria:

I will abide by the site rules and respect the community members. I understand that publishing content generated by artificial intelligence will result in permanent banning.

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Zyn, 14 Jul 2026 06:35

Re: Anti-Harassment Team Log of Actions

Naepic 14 Jul 2026 01:17
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / Anti-Harassment Team Records » Anti-Harassment Team Log of Actions

AHT received a report on user SanitySys . After investigation, they were found to be engaging in the following behaviors in violation of the Anti-Harassment Policy:

Threats of violence or encouragement of any form of self-harm toward any individual.
Deliberate intimidation.
Repeated one-on-one communication after being asked to stop.

After deliberation, AHT has elected to ban them permanently.

Re: Anti-Harassment Team Log of Actions by

Naepic, 14 Jul 2026 01:17

AI Thread - JustFEM

Uncle Nicolini 13 Jul 2026 21:05
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / AI Records » AI Thread - JustFEM / doctor-phillip

user JustFEM has been permanently banned from the wiki for AI usage.

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[[module Rate]]
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[[include :scp-wiki:theme:black-highlighter-theme]]
[[include :scp-wiki:theme:raisa]]

**Item #:** SCP-9956

**Object Class:** Safe

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-9956 is currently located in the office of Lead Researcher Jones at Site-4, who is currently assigned as the head of Project 9956.

**Description:** SCP-9956 is a commercially manufactured multifunction office printer of unknown model designation. SCP-9956 features a digital user interface menu designated 'SPORTS', which compiles a chronological index of future athletic events. Upon selection of a specific entry, SCP-9956 generates a physical printout detailing the conclusive results. SCP-9956 is fully functional while disconnected from any network. The menu remains accessible regardless of whether external communication hardware is present.

While operating independently of network connectivity, SCP-9956 remains bound by standard mechanical limitations; it requires manual replenishment of standard A4 paper stock and commercial cyan, magenta, yellow, and black (CMYK) toner cartridges to complete print cycles.

**Addendum 9956.1:** Discovery

Foundation intelligence assets intercepted SCP-9956 following a financial anomaly audit regarding Junior Researcher Marcus, who had secured forty-two consecutive, statistically flawless sports betting returns totaling $16,450. Subject was detained for interrogation regarding potential information breaches and subsequently cross-assigned to Site-134. Following an internal review, investigators traced the information source to the multifunction printer assigned to the office of Researcher Williams. SCP-9956 was subsequently designated an anomalous object and transferred under Foundation containment protocols.

**Addendum 9956.2:** Initial Testing Log

> = OUTPUT LOG 001
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> **Sport:** Association football
> **Competition:** Premier League
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> **Date Printed:** 2026/03/11
> **Event Date:** 2026/03/12
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> **Result:**
>
> ||~ Team ||~ Score ||
> || Manchester United || 2 ||
> || Coventry City || 1 ||

**Addendum 9956.3:** Long-Term Observation Log

> = OUTPUT LOG 064
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> **Sport:** Baseball
> **Competition:** North American Baseball League Championship
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> **Date Printed:** 2026/03/29
> **Event Date:** 2064/12/04
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> **Result:**
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> ||~ Team ||~ Score ||
> || New York Yankees || 7 ||
> || Boston Red Sox || 8 ||
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> Winning run scored following activation of the designated ninth-inning power play.

**Researcher Note:** Cross-referencing contemporary athletic regulations confirms that no current league recognizes a "ninth-inning power play." Investigation into projected rule changes or systemic cultural shifts over the next four decades is ongoing. — Project Director Jones

**Addendum 9956.4:** Significant Future Printouts

> = OUTPUT LOG 179
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> **Sport:** Cricket
> **Competition:** Earth Commonwealth Championship
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> **Date Printed:** 2026/04/18
> **Event Date:** 2142/09/17
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> **Result:**
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> Nairobi Capitals defeated Reykjavík Mariners by 41 runs.

> = OUTPUT LOG 356
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> **Sport:** Baseball
> **Competition:** Lunar Baseball Association Finals
> **Venue:** O’Neill Cylinder 14
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> **Date Printed:** 2026/05/16
> **Event Date:** 2348/04/12
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> **Result:**
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> ||~ Team ||~ Score ||
> || Mare Tranquillitatis Craters || 6 ||
> || Tycho City Miners || 4 ||

> = OUTPUT LOG 1,706
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> **Sport:** Swimming
> **Competition:** Orbital Aquatics Championship
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> **Date Printed:** 2026/06/29
> **Event Date:** 2142/09/17
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> **Result:**
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> **Gold:** Phillip Abdullah
> **Silver:** Juan Abadi
> **Bronze:** Sobekhotep Kyler
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> = OUTPUT LOG 3,589
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> **Sport:** Unknown
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> [ERROR: Event title untranslatable via contemporary linguistic databases.]
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> **Participants:** [DATA EXPUNGED]
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> **Result:**
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> 9-8

**Researcher Note:** Linguistic analysis indicates the output formatting matches no known terrestrial or extraplanetary linguistic structure. Internal consensus suggests the anomaly is now indexing events involving non-human participants. — Project Director Jones

**Addendum 9956.5:** Final Printouts

> = OUTPUT LOG 8,675
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> **Sport:** Association football
> **Competition:** Galactic Cup
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> **Date Printed:** 2026/07/01
> **Event Date:** 2407/08/15
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> **Result:**
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> ||~ Team ||~ Score ||
> || TRAPPIST-1e || 1 ||
> || TOI-715 b || 0 ||

> = OUTPUT LOG 8,676
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> **Sport:** None
> **Competition:** None
>
> **Date Printed:** 2026/07/01
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> **Result:** [NO EVENTS SCHEDULED]
> **Note:** Output Log 8,676 comprises 18,374 consecutive blank pages.

**Researcher Note:** Output Log 8,676 was generated during a predictive stress test designed to force a chronological index of the upcoming millennium. The generation of this log required the manual depletion and replacement of thirty-four high-yield black toner cartridges and thirty-six reams of paper. Testing was temporarily halted for forty-eight hours due to a localized mechanical paper jam on page 4,112. The printer is not malfunctioning; it simply executed our automated command to print the remaining timeline baseline. There is simply nothing else after this date to index. — Project Director Jones

**Addendum 9956.6:** Final Research Memorandum

> **From:** Project Director Jones
> **To:** O5-Command; Site-4 Director
> **Subject:** Implications of Output Log 8,676
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> Multiple hypotheses have been proposed regarding the absolute cessation of organized sporting activity after 2407/08/15. Testing confirms SCP-9956 records a deterministic timeline; all Foundation attempts to alter predicted outcomes have failed. While the emergence of extraplanetary venues tracks perfectly with our projected interstellar expansion, the data footprint abruptly terminates. Due to the structural limitations of SCP-9956, the causality behind this baseline drop remains unverified.
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> The sudden absence of data is equally consistent with a total cultural shift, a systemic collapse of interstellar infrastructure, or a ZK-Class Reality Failure Scenario. Furthermore, predictive stress tests stretching into localized temporal infinity have failed to yield subsequent data spikes. There is no baseline recovery; the void is total. Project funding has been redirected entirely toward predictive timeline cross-analysis and immediate collaboration with the Department of Temporal Anomalies. Research into why human history abruptly terminates on this date is designated a Class-A priority.

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passages of note:

SCP-XXXX remains bound by standard mechanical limitations; it requires manual replenishment of standard A4 paper stock and commercial cyan, magenta, yellow, and black (CMYK) toner cartridges to complete print cycles.

Researcher Note: Cross-referencing contemporary athletic regulations confirms that no current league recognizes a "ninth-inning power play." Investigation into projected rule changes or systemic cultural shifts over the next four decades is ongoing. — Project Director Jones

The printer is not malfunctioning; it simply executed our automated command to print the remaining timeline baseline.

The sudden absence of data is equally consistent with a total cultural shift, a systemic collapse of interstellar infrastructure, or a ZK-Class Reality Failure Scenario.

etc.

article was posted under SCP-9956.

permanently banned, pm sent.
agreed upon by afo, zyn, ari, wackdog, and zoob.

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AI Thread - JustFEM by

Uncle Nicolini, 13 Jul 2026 21:05

Re: Generic 17 Ban Thread

Kufat 13 Jul 2026 20:38
in discussion SCP Chat / Chat Users » Generic 17 Ban Thread

A user with an SCP-106 idea pasted it, got banned for flooding, was unbanned and warned not to do it again, and then did it again. Between this and a threat made on the subreddit to evade any bans, they have been permanently banned from SkipIRC.

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[14:26:29] * Guest60251 (thelounge@SCP-s0e.s6a.230.88.IP) has joined #site17
[14:27:01] <Guest60251> ## Technical Proposal: Advanced Containment Protocol for SCP-106
[14:27:01] <Guest60251> **To:** The SCP Foundation Writing & Development Team
[14:27:01] <Guest60251> **Subject:** Alternative Physical/Magnetic Containment System to "The Femur Breaker"
[14:27:01] <Guest60251> **Objective:** To introduce a logical, scientifically sound technological alternative capable of neutralizing and containing SCP-106 in the field. This eliminates the continuous reliance on D-Class personnel while maintaining high-stakes gameplay and the anomaly's threatening nature.
[14:27:01] <Guest60251> ### 1. The Current Challenge (Logistical & Design Perspective)
[14:27:01] * foreshadowing.on.ca.irc.scpwiki.com sets mode: +b *!*@SCP-s0e.s6a.230.88.IP
[14:27:01] * Guest60251 was kicked by foreshadowing.on.ca.irc.scpwiki.com (Message flood detected (trigger is 6 messages in 5 seconds))
[14:28:47] * Kufat sets mode: -b *!*@SCP-s0e.s6a.230.88.IP
[14:28:59] -> *Guest60251* Hi, I've unbanned you. Don't do that again.
(Note: User was disconnected from the server for flooding after this message.)
[14:30:08] -> *Guest60251* Stop trying to paste large files into IRC.
(Disconnected again)
[14:33:08] * Guest100473 (thelounge@SCP-s0e.s6a.230.88.IP) has joined #site17
[14:33:26] <Guest100473> ## Technical Proposal: Advanced Containment Protocol for SCP-106
[14:33:26] <Guest100473> **To:** The SCP Foundation Writing & Development Team
[14:33:26] <Guest100473> **Subject:** Alternative Physical/Magnetic Containment System to "The Femur Breaker"
[14:33:26] <Guest100473> **Objective:** To introduce a logical, scientifically sound technological alternative capable of neutralizing and containing SCP-106 in the field. This eliminates the continuous reliance on D-Class personnel while maintaining high-stakes gameplay and the anomaly's threatening nature.
[14:33:26] <Guest100473> ### 1. The Current Challenge (Logistical & Design Perspective)
[14:33:26] * foreshadowing.on.ca.irc.scpwiki.com sets mode: +b *!*@SCP-s0e.s6a.230.88.IP
[14:33:26] * Guest100473 was kicked by foreshadowing.on.ca.irc.scpwiki.com (Message flood detected (trigger is 6 messages in 5 seconds))

Re: Generic 17 Ban Thread by

Kufat, 13 Jul 2026 20:38

Re: DrParatagaz

Kufat 13 Jul 2026 19:29
in discussion SCP Chat / Chat Users » DrParatagaz

User crossed the line with a very inappropriate joke while the chat was kidding around. Staff will discuss a ban duration.

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Re: DrParatagaz by

Kufat, 13 Jul 2026 19:29

Non-Disc Record - Doctor Steam

Zyn 13 Jul 2026 03:27
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / Non-Disciplinary Records » Non-Disc Record - Doctor Steam

Noting that new site member Doctor Steam (account age 20 days, site membership 14 days) recently coldposted a page to the mainsite: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9136/comments/show

Upon the page receiving downvotes, they edited the text to:

Class Euclid

I GIVE UP, I tried reading the guild and it didn't help I tried writing my first page differently I tried asking for feedback I tried to make it something you all would like, y'all should be ashamed for judging someone's first page so hard, how would you all like it it people only have negative reviews of your work and never give feedback huh HOW WOULD YOU FLIPPING LIKE IT

When addressed about following guides for formatting, they replied: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-18136016/scp-9136#post-8530838

I read it again. It was unhelpful. Can you help me format it? I don't wanted it to get review bombed again, that's what happened to my original attempt

They also messaged a staff member requesting the deletion timer be stopped because the page "got review bombed".

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Zyn, 13 Jul 2026 03:27

AI Record - Trixisfaded

Zyn 13 Jul 2026 03:12
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / AI Records » AI Record - Trixisfaded

Noting that Trixisfaded (account age 1 day) recently applied for site membership. They have the following sandbox, which has common indicators of AI-generation:

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SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Area-XXXX has been established around the abandoned subdivision of [REDACTED], Colorado. The perimeter is enclosed by a triple-layer exclusion fence and monitored continuously by automated seismic, thermal, and spectroscopic systems.
A ring of industrial-grade dehumidifiers and directed microwave emitter arrays is maintained along the inner perimeter to inhibit SCP-XXXX's moisture-dependent expansion. Relative humidity inside the containment perimeter must remain below 18%. Any equipment failure exceeding six minutes is to be treated as a Site-Level Containment Emergency.
Personnel entering Area-XXXX must wear fully sealed environmental suits with integrated hydration systems. Consumption of food, drink, or tobacco products inside the exclusion zone is prohibited. Organic materials are not to be removed from the area under any circumstances.
The public cover story identifies the subdivision as a permanently condemned environmental contamination site resulting from a toxic industrial spill. All satellite imagery of the region is to be altered to conceal visible structural degradation.
No attempts to destroy SCP-XXXX have produced measurable long-term reduction of anomalous biomass. Incineration has repeatedly resulted in aerosolized secondary contamination. Excavation beneath the affected subdivision is prohibited pending completion of Geological Survey XXXX-12.

Description
SCP-XXXX is an approximately 11 cm × 7 cm × 4 cm block of pale yellow semi-hard cheese of unknown origin currently embedded beneath the former residence located at ███ Ashwood Drive, [REDACTED], Colorado.
When SCP-XXXX comes into direct physical contact with any residential structure, an exponential transmutation event begins.
The phenomenon initially affects construction materials immediately adjacent to the contact point. Wood, drywall, insulation, concrete, metals, wiring, plumbing, glass, synthetic polymers, and biological tissues are progressively converted into a chemically consistent dairy product superficially resembling aged cheddar. Converted material retains the approximate shape of the original object while gradually softening over several hours.
The rate of conversion accelerates relative to the total mass already transformed. Once approximately 18% of a structure has been affected, expansion becomes self-sustaining and spreads through walls, foundations, utility lines, plumbing systems, and any connected residential buildings.
Structures separated by roads or open ground remain unaffected unless bridged by physical infrastructure or direct contact with contaminated material.
Biological conversion is invariably fatal.
Subjects remain conscious during the earliest stages of tissue conversion, reporting sensations including:
* warmth beneath the skin
* increasing rigidity of muscles
* the smell of dairy products despite absent external sources
* "grease" or "butter" emerging from pores
* gradual inability to move as skeletal tissue mineralizes into dairy matter
Neurological function appears to persist significantly longer than expected based upon conventional physiology. Audio recovered during Incident XXXX-A suggests awareness may continue until complete cerebral transmutation.
Chemical analysis has failed to identify any biological or physical mechanism responsible.

Discovery
SCP-XXXX came to Foundation attention following an unusually high volume of emergency calls received by the Larimer County 911 Dispatch Center over a four-hour period on 18 May 20██.
The following calls were recovered prior to Foundation intervention.

Addendum XXXX-1
Emergency Call Log 1
02:11
Dispatcher: 911. What's your emergency?
Caller: I think... something's leaking in the walls.
Dispatcher: Water?
Caller: No.
(pause)
Caller: It smells like nachos.
Dispatcher: Sir?
Caller: My drywall is sweating.
Dispatcher: Sweating?
Caller: Yellow stuff. It's greasy.
(audible scraping)
Caller: I touched it.
(long pause)
Caller: It feels...
...
...like cheese.

Emergency Call Log 4
03:02
Dispatcher: 911.
Caller: My dog won't stop eating the living room.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: He's chewing the wall.
(barking)
Caller: Wait—
No.
The wall's...
growing.

Emergency Call Log 11
03:44
Dispatcher: Are you injured?
Caller: My husband—
(crying)
He's stuck.
Dispatcher: Is something pinning him?
Caller: No.
He's...
He's turning yellow.
(male voice)
"Don't pull."
(wet tearing noise)
(caller screaming)
Connection lost.

Emergency Call Log 19
04:26
Dispatcher: Ma'am, where are you?
(heavy breathing)
Caller: Every house.
Every single house.
(vehicle collision)
They're...
They're connected now.
(approximately twelve seconds of silence)
Why does the street smell like grilled cheese?
Connection terminated.

Foundation assets arrived at 05:09.
By 05:37, the subdivision had been completely abandoned.
No surviving civilians were located.

Addendum XXXX-2
Initial Survey
The affected neighborhood consisted of:
* 214 residences
* 487 registered occupants
* 392 vehicles
* municipal utilities extending approximately 5.8 km
Every structure had undergone complete transmutation.
No intact human remains were recovered.
Instead, investigators documented numerous human-shaped masses of dense dairy matter situated in locations consistent with attempts to flee.
Several retained recognizable facial expressions.
Autopsies were discontinued.

Addendum XXXX-3
MTF Beta-7 Exploration Log
Date: 27 May 20██
Team: MTF Beta-7 ("Maz Hatters")
Objective: Locate anomaly origin.

09:14
Entry through eastern checkpoint.
Entire subdivision silent.
Wind velocity negligible.
No insects.
No birds.
No microbial bloom despite extensive organic matter.

09:19
Agent Morales reports every mailbox is intact.
All constructed from cheddar.
Letters inside have likewise transformed.
Ink remains readable.

09:27
Vehicle observed halfway through residential intersection.
Exterior resembles solid cheese.
Interior contains five human silhouettes fused permanently to seating.
Driver's hands remain fixed to steering wheel.
Wheel is edible dairy.
Nobody comments.

09:41
Residential Structure 118 entered.
Living room intact.
Television has become dense orange dairy.
Electrical wiring resembles hardened veins of white cheese.
Family photographs depict ordinary suburban life.
Frames have transformed.
Photographs have not.

09:46
Kitchen.
Dinner remains on table.
Every item—including ceramic plates—has become cheese.
Agent Lewis attempts to identify odor.
States:
"It doesn't smell rotten.
It smells fresh."

09:53
Second floor.
Child's bedroom.
Entire room converted.
Stuffed animals remain recognizable despite complete transmutation.
Agent Morales discovers indentation in bedroom wall approximately human-sized.
Thermal imaging indicates residual heat despite ambient temperature of 11°C.
No biological activity detected.

10:08
Team reaches basement.
Ground-penetrating radar identifies dense mass beneath concrete foundation.
Excavation begins.

10:33
Concrete removed.
A single untouched block of pale yellow cheese is discovered resting on exposed soil.
Unlike surrounding material, SCP-XXXX exhibits no signs of aging or environmental exposure.
Humidity inside excavation chamber increases from 14% to 32%.
Microwave suppression activated.
Expansion halts immediately.

10:34
Helmet camera records surrounding basement walls beginning to "breathe."
Entire structure emits synchronized creaking resembling inhalation.
Audio analysis later determined the sound originated from microscopic expansion and contraction throughout the converted dairy matrix.
Team withdraws.

10:36
Exterior cameras observe every converted residence in the subdivision simultaneously releasing condensation.
Yellow liquid begins emerging from windows.
Containment teams activate emergency microwave array.
Expansion ceases after ninety-one seconds.
An additional 17.2 metric tons of anomalous cheese had formed during the event.

Exploration suspended indefinitely.

Addendum XXXX-4
Geological Survey XXXX-12 (Excerpt)
Core samples obtained beneath SCP-XXXX revealed no bedrock within the expected depth.
Drilling continued to 1,200 meters.
No geological strata were encountered.
Instead, every recovered core consisted entirely of homogeneous dairy matter displaying identical anomalous composition to SCP-XXXX.
The borehole terminated after the drill assembly was converted.
Further excavation has been suspended.

Closing Note from Site Director Havel
We assumed the neighborhood became cheese because the object was inside it.
Survey XXXX-12 suggests we've been asking the wrong question.
We have no evidence the transformation has a bottom.
Only a surface.

Excerpts of note:

SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Area-XXXX has been established around the abandoned subdivision of [REDACTED], Colorado. The perimeter is enclosed by a triple-layer exclusion fence and monitored continuously by automated seismic, thermal, and spectroscopic systems.
A ring of industrial-grade dehumidifiers and directed microwave emitter arrays is maintained along the inner perimeter to inhibit SCP-XXXX's moisture-dependent expansion. Relative humidity inside the containment perimeter must remain below 18%. Any equipment failure exceeding six minutes is to be treated as a Site-Level Containment Emergency.

Neurological function appears to persist significantly longer than expected based upon conventional physiology. Audio recovered during Incident XXXX-A suggests awareness may continue until complete cerebral transmutation.
Chemical analysis has failed to identify any biological or physical mechanism responsible.

Closing Note from Site Director Havel
We assumed the neighborhood became cheese because the object was inside it.
Survey XXXX-12 suggests we've been asking the wrong question.
We have no evidence the transformation has a bottom.
Only a surface.

Permanently banned, PM sent. Kufat, wackdog, Zoobeeny, nico supporting.

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Zyn, 13 Jul 2026 03:12

Re: AI Record - Symon Paraiso

Zyn 13 Jul 2026 03:04
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / AI Records » AI Record - Symon Paraiso

Staff discussed the appeal; the consensus was to decline. nico, Kufat, subtletea, afto voted to decline.

Ban remains in place; PM sent.

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Zyn, 13 Jul 2026 03:04

Re: Username Log

Zyn 13 Jul 2026 02:58
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / Rule Implementation Records » Username Log

Declined Sidharth at SCP again for name.

Declined just-another-UNGOC for name.

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Zyn, 13 Jul 2026 02:58

AI Record - Austin nolan

Zyn 13 Jul 2026 02:47
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / AI Records » AI Record - Austin nolan

Noting that Austin nolan (account age 14 days) recently applied for site membership. They have the following sandbox, which has common indicators of AI-generation:

https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/scp-6038 (Revision 0 and 1 retained)

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Site-137 Anomaly Database
SCP-6038 — "The Candy Parasite"

Object Class: Euclid
Containment Status: Active

A parasitic organism that disguises itself as a common candy product known as Candy Dots. After consumption, it reproduces inside the host and gradually damages internal organs. The organism cannot be destroyed through conventional methods and has demonstrated the ability to spread through contaminated candy products.

Containment Procedures included shutting down Company and further Inspection were done, all SCP -6038 -1 instances had their minds erased. Containment of SCP-6038 is kept in a high locked glass vault on a supermarket shelf and only level 4 personal are allowed to enter
Contained at: Site-137
Specialization: Biological Anomalies

Other SCP files at Site-137 could be:

SCP-████ — "The Room That Remembers"

Object Class: Euclid
Contained in Site-137's Reality Alteration Wing.

SCP-████ — "The Wishing Statue"

Object Class: Safe/Euclid
Contained in Site-137's Information Hazard Division.

SCP-████ — "Unknown"

Object Class: Euclid
Contained in Site-137's Botanical Anomaly Sector.

SCP-████ — "Unknown"

Object Class: Keter
Contained in Site-137's High-Risk Humanoid Containment Area.

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Site-137 Anomaly Database
SCP-6038 — "The Candy Parasite"

Object Class: Euclid
Containment Status: Active

A parasitic organism that disguises itself as a common candy product known as Candy Dots. After consumption, it reproduces inside the host and gradually damages internal organs. The organism cannot be destroyed through conventional methods and has demonstrated the ability to spread through Digetional Fluids.
Special Containment Procedures

All recovered instances of SCP-6038 are to be contained inside a high-security glass containment vault at Site-137. Access to SCP-6038 requires Level 4 security clearance or higher.

Following the initial outbreak, the manufacturing company responsible for distributing SCP-6038-contaminated products was temporarily shut down. A Foundation investigation was conducted, resulting in the recovery and containment of all known SCP-6038-1 instances.

All SCP-6038-1 subjects exposed to the parasite have had their memories of the incident removed and are under continued Foundation observation.

No personnel are permitted to consume, handle, or remove SCP-6038 without authorization.

Description

SCP-6038 is a parasitic organism capable of disguising itself as a common candy product known as "Candy Dots." When consumed, SCP-6038 enters the host's digestive system and begins reproducing.

The parasite gradually damages internal organs as it replicates, eventually causing severe medical complications and death if untreated.

SCP-6038 cannot be destroyed through conventional methods. Attempts involving burning, crushing, and chemical decomposition have failed.

SCP-6038 has demonstrated the ability to spread through consumption of candy product, allowing it to infect large numbers of individuals if not contained.

Contained at: Site-137
Specialization: Biological Anomalies

Other SCP files at Site-137

SCP-████ — "The Room That Remembers"

Object Class: Euclid
Contained in Site-137's Reality Alteration Wing.

SCP-████ — "The Wishing Statue"

Object Class: Safe/Euclid
Contained in Site-137's Information Hazard Division.

SCP-████ — "Unknown"

Object Class: Euclid
Contained in Site-137's Botanical Anomaly Sector.

SCP-████ — "Unknown"

Object Class: Keter
Contained in Site-137's High-Risk Humanoid Containment Area.

Excerpts of note:

Containment Procedures included shutting down Company and further Inspection were done, all SCP -6038 -1 instances had their minds erased. Containment of SCP-6038 is kept in a high locked glass vault on a supermarket shelf and only level 4 personal are allowed to enter

Contained at: Site-137

Specialization: Biological Anomalies

Site-137 Anomaly Database
SCP-6038 — "The Candy Parasite"

Object Class: Euclid
Containment Status: Active

A parasitic organism that disguises itself as a common candy product known as Candy Dots. After consumption, it reproduces inside the host and gradually damages internal organs. The organism cannot be destroyed through conventional methods and has demonstrated the ability to spread through Digetional Fluids.
Special Containment Procedures

All recovered instances of SCP-6038 are to be contained inside a high-security glass containment vault at Site-137. Access to SCP-6038 requires Level 4 security clearance or higher.

SCP-6038 has demonstrated the ability to spread through consumption of candy product, allowing it to infect large numbers of individuals if not contained.

Contained at: Site-137
Specialization: Biological Anomalies

Permanently banned, PM sent.

AI Record - Austin nolan by

Zyn, 13 Jul 2026 02:47

Re: AI Record - Billiejean

Zyn 13 Jul 2026 02:36
in discussion Rule Application & Record-Keeping / AI Records » AI Record - Billiejean

Staff discussed the appeal; the consensus was to decline. nico, Kufat, storm, Ari voted to decline.

Ban remains in place; PM sent.

Re: AI Record - Billiejean by

Zyn, 13 Jul 2026 02:36

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