Squid117

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Immature and Disruptive

Squid117

RJB_R 24 Aug 2014 18:08

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<Squid117> why does everyone call SCPs skips
<Squid117> that sounds so stupid
<MorgiePie> It's basically, in my head, this alternative dimension that leaks out into the real world at certain spots.
<Squid117> hey hey hey
<gumbal1> it's a shorthand way of saying it
<MorgiePie> And it's leakage creates what humans, at least in the Foundation-verse, know as 'ghosts'
<Squid117> someone had that idea yesterday
<Squid117> -.- are you stealing ideas??
<Squid117> HMMMM
<Dr_Leonard> Squid117: Dude, no they're not
<AndarielHalo> dood
<AndarielHalo> SCP-2084
<Alexandra> AndarielHalo: SCP-2084 (Anabasis, Written by AndarielHalo, Rating:+52) - http://scp-wiki.net/scp-2084
<AndarielHalo> that's what I have
<Squid117> ik that its just that i heard someone with the exact same idea yesterday

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<Jabonicus> Maybe it was them?
<Insidious_Lars> it was them, the aliens, all along
<Insidious_Lars> oh no
<MorgiePie> Wait, who's 'stealing' ideas?

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<Squid117> WHO PLAYS SCP CB IN HERE!!
<Dr_Leonard> Squid117 is accusing you of stealing ideas.
<Dr_Leonard> Squid117: Nobody.
<Dr_Leonard> Well
<Djoric> Squid117: very few
<Dr_Leonard> A few people
<MorgiePie> Me?
<Dr_Leonard> But most of us don't
<Insidious_Lars> Squid117, is it cool if I ask you what your age is?
<MrRonin> Seeing an SCP with a good twist at the end http://i.imgur.com/zqlZhyI.gif
<Dr_Leonard> Cuz it's shit
<MorgiePie> I don't steal.
<MorgiePie> I borrow.
<Squid117> 16
<Insidious_Lars> Oh, cool.
<Squid117> i know some one was talking about that idea yesterday on here
<Djoric> someone was talking about ghosts, but not necessarily that particular idea
<MorgiePie> I wasn't even here yesterday.
<Squid117> alternate dimmensions that leak into the real world causing odd anomalies
<Squid117> he said that would explain ghosts
<Dr_Leonard> Maybe
<Dr_Leonard> That wasn't actually an SCP idea
<Squid117> not maybe
<Dr_Leonard> And he was just talking about his personal beliefs.
<Squid117> deffinately
<Dr_Leonard> Dude
<Squid117> yes it was
<Dr_Leonard> Ugh

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<Jabonicus> I want to write an SCP about how dinosaurs probably looked stupid now.
<Djoric> Squid you aren't really endearing yourself to people

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<Djoric> just saying
<Squid117> uh what?

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<Djoric> It means you're being an annoying twit and it's making people not like you
<Squid117> sorry im not familiar with that word
<Squid117> .def endear
<Alexandra> Squid117: endear: verb: To make dear or precious.

<Squid117> darn it

<Squid117> oh it worked

<Squid117> cool i like bots

<Squid117> I do nto care how people think of me

<Squid117> I know im right so…

<Squid117> who cares

<Insidious_Lars> wow

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<Squid117> now back to my question

<Squid117> WHO HERE PLAYS SCP CB!!!

<Dr_Leonard> Squid117: I don't mean to be rude

<gumbal1> I did once

<Dr_Leonard> But Djoric is right, you're being really annoying here

<Dr_Leonard> To answer your question

<Djoric> I played for 15 minutes

<Squid117> nope

<DrMullikin> SCP CB is good. If you can take the jumpscares.

<gumbal1> I got killed by 173 almost immediatley

<Djoric> it wasn't fun

<Djoric> so I stopped

<Dr_Leonard> Only a few of us play CB

<Jabonicus> I did like, once. I didn't like it.

<Squid117> say what -.-

<Squid117> how

<Djoric> The game projects a horribly inaccurate view of the site

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<AndarielHalo> it was 301spoopy6me

<MorgiePie> I played CB twice

<Dr_Leonard> Yeah

<Squid117> no not exactly

<MorgiePie> Once when it was in Alpha

<AndarielHalo> I played a few seconds of it

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<MorgiePie> And once when 1.0 came out.

<AndarielHalo> got locked in a closet, blinking

<DrMullikin> That and the place is randomly generated.

<Squid117> everyone listen for a moment

<Dr_Leonard> And causes a whole wave of newbs who post their shit without receiving critique first

<Dr_Leonard> which is why we've had some many shitty articles this last while.

<Djoric> Squid117 if you're trying to sing the praises of CB

<MrRonin> the coldpost era

<Squid117> other than the fact that all the SCPs in game are on different sites there is nothing wrong witht he game

<Djoric> you are not likely to find many listening ears

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<Squid117> a containment breach is possible

<Djoric> Uh, no

<Djoric> have you read the site

<Insidious_Lars> >SCP's in the game are on different sites

<Insidious_Lars> oh my god

<Jabonicus> Squid117: Nine Tailed Fox is just nine people

<Jabonicus> That's it

<Insidious_Lars> seriously???????????/

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<Dr_Leonard> Dude

<Boss300> Hey

<Squid117> i just said that

<Dr_Leonard> No

<Djoric> you are aware that the Foundationverse consists of more than grimy, poorly lit hallways and DA SCIPS R OUT

<Dr_Leonard> No no no

<SoundChaser> …what did I come back to?

<Squid117> I JUST SAID THEY ARE ON DIFFERENT SITES!!!!!

<Squid117> that the only problem witht he game

<Eskobear> Squid. Calm down.

<Djoric> Squid117: that's not the issue

<DrMullikin> Welcome to what I am thinking.

<Jabonicus> Squid117: And there are more issues than that.

<Djoric> and it is not the only problem

<Boss300> What's going on?

<DrMullikin> I came in at one of those times Sound.

<Djoric> we are talking about major issues in theme and imagery

<SoundChaser> Boss300: No idea

<Squid117> no you ass holes miss understood and made me seem like i was stupid!!!

<Devereaux> Squid117: This is not a CB chatroom. Please don't try to steer conversation towards the game. Nothing good comes of it.

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<Insidious_Lars> Boss300, shit is the haps

<SoundChaser> Also, who divided you by ten?

<Dr_Leonard> Boss3000: Shit's going down. Put on your seatbelt, kiddo!

<Squid117> fine then

<DrMullikin> Its an argurment over SCP Cb.

<Dr_Leonard> Why were you not pinged there?

<Dr_Leonard> Hmm. Never mind.

<Roget> Squid117: hey, how old are you?

<Boss300> Maybe I'll get an umbrella, in that case.

<Djoric> Squid117: no, see, we're saying something completely different

<Djoric> or at least I am

<DrMullikin> And something else.

<SoundChaser> Dr_Leonard: He's only 300, for some reason

<Dr_Leonard> SoundChaser: Hmm?

<Squid117> everyone calm down and each of you give me one problem with the game

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<Dr_Leonard> SoundChaser: Oh

<Eskobear> Squid, you were asked a question by an op.

<Insidious_Lars> it's too dark

<gumbal1> It's too randomized

<Squid117> what

<Dr_Leonard> Well, a while ago, he wasnt'.

<Eskobear> What's your age?

<Squid117> ehat was the question

<Roget> Squid117: I asked yer age

<Squid117> oh 16

<gumbal1> You can get put in a situation you literally can't get out of by the first minute

<Squid117> why

<Boss300> Dr_leonard, if shit really is going down! get an umbrella.

<Bryx> Squid117: Several SCP's behave significantly different to their articles

<Roget> You're not acting it

<Eskobear> You're screaming in all caps and calling people "ass holes". It doesn't come off as 16-year-old behavior.

<Dr_Leonard> Boss300: Not really.

<Djoric> I find that CB portrays an inaccurate and limited version of the Foundation universe, cutting it down to merely "spoopy monstarrs that kill you in dark cramped corridors." The amount of attention that the articles in CB get skews the outside view of the site, to the detriment of everything that doesn't read like it was written in 2008.

<gumbal1> The 939 is used uncreatively

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<Squid117> everyone stop talking and let me answer questions about the game!!!

<Djoric> There is so much /more/ to the Foundationverse than grimy, poorly lit hallways and LPers screeching

<AndarielHalo> I'd like to see 2288 in CB

<Dr_Leonard> Seconding Djoric.

<gumbal1> IThe games mere existence skews the voting system in favor of those represented by the game

<Boss300> Squid117, ur delicious.

<MorgiePie> CB ain't kawaii enough.

<SoundChaser> So, how about them kittens?

<clone> that's true unfortunately

<Roget> Squid117: please calm down

<Dr_Leonard> Yeah, the Foundationverse has spawned so much fiction, not just, in Djoric's words, "spoopy monsters"

<Vince> Boss300: how's that draft coming?

<Squid117> yes there are SCP errors in game but they cant perfectl recreate the scps

<Boss300> I love steamed squid!

<clone> https://40.media.tumblr.com/9b01cdbb1d32ad747ea1c9f9393c4d3b/tumblr_mqt208v5tV1qe0wclo1_500.jpg

<Djoric> Monstarrs, Leonard

<Dr_Leonard> Apologies

<Dr_Leonard> Monstarrs :P

<Djoric> Squid117: I don't think you're getting what we're saying

<Eskobear> Squid, you aren't a representative for the game, we aren't the chatroom for the game, and nobody else seems interested in having a conversation /about/ the game.

<Insidious_Lars> i cant keep up

<Boss300> Vince, got more advice. Decided to start over.

<gumbal1> Nine-Tailed-Fox is not a MTF, but a rapid response force

<Djoric> we are talking about tone and theme

<tahunu> I say what Djoric said pretty much :P

<Insidious_Lars> i am drowning

<gumbal1> I think

<Insidious_Lars> aaaaaa

<gumbal1> Corretc me if I'm wrong

<Djoric> you are aware of what tone and theme are

<Djoric> yeah?

<MrRonin> We are the website that INSPIRED the game.

<Vince> Boss300: cool. let me know how it goes.

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<Squid117> ok thats it can all of you stop talking for 5 fucking minutes and just LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Roget> Squid117: I don't think anyone else is really interested in talking about the game. So I'm going to do an op order, to move on from discussing it.

<Dr_Leonard> Yeah, we came first.

<gumbal1> You asked me to say something wrong with the game

<Boss300> Kiki, viince

<Djoric> SO HOW BOUT DEM SCIP

<Djoric> S

saha salvagebar Sax Scantron Sciurus Seisatsu Servbot Sgeo ShaRose Silber Smaugnolia Snore Sophos SoundChaser Squid117 Strife

<Djoric> I like scips

<MorgiePie> I enjoying scips

<DrMullikin> Woah there Squid. Calm down.//

<gumbal1> This is a pbulic chatroom

<SoundChaser> Scips are nice

<MorgiePie> *enjoy, not enjoying

<Roget> DrMullikin: we got this

<Insidious_Lars> i love skipping you guys

<MrRonin> SPCs are the way to go

<Pixeltasim> Squid117: You do not get to call stops to chat, conversation can and will continue whether you like it or not.

<gumbal1> SCPs are fun

<Roget> I wrote an SCP once

<DrMullikin> Alright….

<tahunu> Djoric: I skip all the skips

<Insidious_Lars> its sucha good excercise

<Djoric> I should write one

<Roget> Pixeltasim: we're moving on bro

<Djoric> I haven't in some time

<Jabonicus> How about them sports teams.

<DrMullikin> Backign away from the op's job.

<Djoric> someone give me a challenge

<gumbal1> I wrote three skips

<Squid117> you all are so god damn stubborn arnt yoy

<gumbal1> One failed

<Djoric> give me a scip challenge

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<Dr_Leonard> Djoric: Oh

<Dr_Leonard> Okay

<Insidious_Lars> Djoric, I challenge you

<Roget> Djoric write an SCP that's only supplementary information

<tahunu> Djoric: My usual :V

<Jabonicus> Djoric: Something about feathery dinosaurs.

<Insidious_Lars> To write something about something

<DrMullikin> Darn. Mispelled backing.

<gumbal1> Djoric: Write the Prince of Whales, who also happens to be the princ eof Wales

<Dr_Leonard> Djoric: Write a skip involving no less than three GOIs

<MrRonin> Djoric write a scip about a generic magic object held by a humanoid that has a memetic effect that crazies you to death

<SoundChaser> Djoric: Go on Wikipedia, click Random and make an article based on the first page you see

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<Roget> the SCP itself is missing because of itself, we have to figure it out from the supplements

<Dr_Leonard> Djoric: Pick any random two skips, and write a tale involving them

<Squid117> wait uh where is Sax

<Djoric> MrRonin: oh, you cad

<djkaktus> Djoric write a skip about pluto the planet actually being pluto the dog

<Djoric> I like Roget's though

<tahunu> Write a skip involving literally every single GOI and POI based off of moonsharks :V

<MrRonin> humanoid…I meant X-Man

<Squid117> i just got something from alexandra saying Sax wanted to talk to me

<Boss300> Another insult squid117, and I swear to god. I will track you down, kill you, boil you, and have you with a side of cod!

<DrMullikin> Well. That went quickly.

<Roget> Djoric It's an idea I had a couple days ago, but I figure if I can pas it on to someone it might be cool

<DrMullikin> So many ideas.

<SoundChaser> Squid117: PM him

<Djoric> yes many ideas

<Squid117> good luck witht hat now where is Sax

<Squid117> how

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<Djoric> maybe I'll just write Adventures in Capitalism 4 instead

<MrRonin> Djoric or just find a cool scip fuel image and write based on that

<MorgiePie> Write a scip about skipping

<Squid117> how do i PM do I need to amek an account

<djkaktus> Squid117 type /msg sax (message goes here)

<Insidious_Lars> Djoric yeah just do that

<Djoric> An image would be good

<SoundChaser> Squid117: Go in to the Idlers part of the chatroom, click on his name then PM

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<Dr_Leonard> Djoric: Write an Indian themed skip. :P

<MrRonin> Write an scp where personnel have to aggressively tap-dance to contain it.

<Djoric> oh

<Djoric> wait

<Boss300> Drank some honey, calm now.

<Djoric> I don't want to have to bother with CC images

<Djoric> because fuck the hopps

<Djoric> *hoops

<MrRonin> djoric visual wiki

<MorgiePie> Take a picture of something, anything, and write a scip using it.

<Pixeltasim> >:| djoric

<Pixeltasim> :P

<djkaktus> hehehe

<Boss300> Where did squid go?

<tahunu> hop through the hoops, Djoric :P

<DrMullikin> How does honey calm you down Boss?

<DrMullikin> It seems illogical.

<Boss300> I'd does

<DrMullikin> I now sound like Spock.

<Squid117> why cant i talk about CB

<DrMullikin> I'd does. Well done.

<Boss300> I like honey.

<AndarielHalo> ey

<Squid117> this is an SCP chat rooom

<AndarielHalo> I'm the logical asperg one

<Dr_Leonard> Dude, because nobody else wants to talk about it

<Roget> Squid117: we did an op order to move on

<Insidious_Lars> eyyyyyy lmao

<DrMullikin> 20 points for grammar.

<AndarielHalo> You can't argue in here; this is site 19

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<Roget> because the topic was disruptive and nobody wants to talk about it

<Djoric> Squid117: because there isn't a single other fucking person in this chat who wants to talk about it, AND ops said move on

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<Pixeltasim> .bannedinrussia

<Alexandra> Pixeltasim: Sex Ed

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<Squid117> everyone clearly wanted to give an insult to the game

<djkaktus> Squid117 next time you break an op order, its going to be a ban.

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<djkaktus> So move /on/

<Squid117> so its not true that no one wanted to talk about

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<Insidious_Lars> .bannedinrussia

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<Alexandra> Insidious_Lars: Pork from Europe

<Insidious_Lars> ahahahahahhaha

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<Insidious_Lars> hahahhaha

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<djkaktus> Squid117 the next words out of your mouth had better be something different.

<Boss300> Thanks, Soundchaser, I think.

<Squid117> WTF IS THIS GREY AND RED THING EVERYWHERE!!??

<SoundChaser> Boss300: ;)

<DrMullikin> …

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<DrMullikin> Erm.

<SoundChaser> Um.

<tahunu> Brain matter and blood, perhaps?

<Jabonicus> Squid117: …What?

<Dr_Leonard> Holy lord Jesus

<DrMullikin> That meant nothing to me.

<tahunu> Brains are grey, right?

<Boss300> Dat eyebrow lift from sound chaser!

<Squid117> all this narritive crap why does it appear??!!

<Dr_Leonard> Squid117: Perhaps you spilled your brains over the keyboard?

<Djoric> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cT_Ulmcrys

<Alexandra> Djoric: Ain't Nobody Got Time For That - length 1m 57s - rated 4.88/5.0 (23115) - 4 514 079 views - acianetmedia on
2012.05.22

<Insidious_Lars> guys

<SoundChaser> Boss300: They're attack eyebrows

<DrMullikin> I consider that bad.

<djkaktus> Squid117, ok, so

<Jabonicus> Those are called words?

<Insidious_Lars> brains aren't gray

<Djoric> Squid117: because we are a writing website

<Boss300> Wow!

<Djoric> we are in the business of narrative

<Insidious_Lars> this is fact

<DrMullikin> Attack eyebrows! Killing with eyebrows!

<Boss300> Yeah… Ithink

<Boss300> Incredible

<Riemann> And business is doing ok

<djkaktus> Riemann business is /booming/

<Boss300> Screw dogs. We got eyebrows!

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<Djoric> Ain't nobody got time for eyebrows

<Roget> My dog has eyebrows

<Squid117> what are the red and grey narritive things all over the chat

<Riemann> Roget's dog is an eyebrow

<Squid117> EXPLAIN EXPLAIN

<SoundChaser> Squid117: /me does thing

<Boss300> Djoric, there is always time for eyebrows.

<Dr_Leonard> Brother, calm down

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<Squid117> oohhhhh

<Djoric> wait

<Squid117> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Djoric> here's a scip idea I had

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<Djoric> what if we had the three sons of noah

<Djoric> up on top of a mountain

<Squid117> time to get my revenge on the ops

<Djoric> being Ornstein & Smough

<tahunu> Djoric: What if bees were moonsharks

<Dr_Leonard> Djoric: Do it. /Just/ /do/ /it/. :3

<Riemann> Real cunning, Squid117

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<Riemann> Announce those plans

<salvagebar> .g Ornstein & Smough

<Alexandra> salvagebar: http://darksouls.wikidot.com/dragon-slayer-ornstein-executioner-smough — Dragon Slayer Ornstein &amp;
Executioner Smough - Dark Souls Wiki: "5 days ago … If you defeated Smough first, Ornstein will pray and absorbs Smough's power,
becoming twice his size while retaining his lightning power and…"

<Dr_Leonard> Oh!

<Boss300> Djoric, who's Noah?

<SoundChaser> Oh, hell,

<DrMullikin> Attack the enemy eyebrows!

<DrMullikin> We sound like idiots.

<DrMullikin> Eh. Screw it.

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<Djoric> Boss300: Not sure if kidding or what

<Pixeltasim> Boss300: Noah's Ark? ring a bell? :P

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<Dr_Leonard> Boss300: A figure from Christian mythology

<SoundChaser> I'm never referencing Doctor Who again

<djkaktus> Squid117 I am banning you now.

<Boss300> No.

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<Riemann> :I

<Roget> fffff

<djkaktus> oop.

<Djoric> what a maroons

<Eskobar> what the fuck ban is that

<DrMullikin> That was a Doctor Who reference Sound?

<Djoric> *maroon

<Insidious_Lars> T-T-T-T-Triple ban!

<DrMullikin> Huh. I didn't get that.

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And then in PMs

<Squid117> WTF MAN IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE WIKI OR THE GAME WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!!!!!!
<Squid117> IM REPORTING YO ASS FOR FALSE BAN
<djkaktus> You were threatening the ops.
<djkaktus> If you want to appeal your ban, you may do it in #site17
<Squid117> dude i never talked about the game bitch
<djkaktus> If you would like to appear your ban, you may do so in #site17
<Squid117> i was just joking about punching Roget using the /me
<Squid117> how is that in ANY WAY related to wiki or game
<Squid117> huh answer that
<djkaktus> We had a long string of activity from you that we deemed disruptive
<Squid117> your ban thing said that i needed to learn the difference between wiki and game
<djkaktus> several times you had been asked by the ops to calm down.
<djkaktus> You broke an op order by continuing on with a conversation that we had stopped.
<Squid117> using /me is not related to the game dumass
<Squid117> conversation!!??
<djkaktus> If you would like to appear your ban, you may so do in #site17
<Squid117> it was /me
<Squid117> fake punches roget
<Squid117> how is that a game conversation
<djkaktus> Squid117. Bro. We told you several times to cut it out, and when you didnt, we followed protocol and initiated a ban.
<djkaktus> If you would like to appeal the ban, you may do so in #site17

Then to Site17!

13:55 * Squid117 joined #site17
13:55 Dr_Shorts If you would be so inclined
13:55 Eskobar Dr_Shorts, can you head to #area14 with your draft? We're about to do some other staff work in here.
13:56 Dr_Shorts Sure
13:56 * Eskobar is now known as Eskobear
13:56 Dr_Shorts Thanks!
13:56 Roget Actually it'd probably be better if you just waited
13:56 Squid117 oh great roget is here
13:56 Roget area14 is pretty inactive
13:56 Eskobear roget, i'm in there, i'll handle the draft, you handle squid
13:56 Squid117 uh djkaktus said i can put a ban appeal here
13:56 Roget okay
13:56 Roget Yes, you can. Why do you feel your ban was unjust?
13:57 Squid117 i was just using the /me to pretend punch you in the face but thats what everyone does in that server
13:57 Squid117 then
13:57 Squid117 he banned me for a conversation about SCP CB
13:57 Squid117 witch i stops 3 minutes before hand
13:57 Squid117 i wasnt talking about it anymore
13:57 Roget No, you were saying you were going to strangle me. And the operators had repeatedly told you to stop, but you continued to make immature conversation that was disruptive and obnoxious.
13:58 * gumbal1 joined #site17
13:58 Squid117 dont you see what everyone does with /me
13:58 Squid117 i stopped the conversation
13:58 Roget I do. I've been in this channel for years. What you did was inappropriate.
13:58 Squid117 go look at the chat
13:58 Squid117 fuck this
13:58 * Squid117 left #site17

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Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!

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Re: Squid117

ProcyonLotor 24 Aug 2014 18:12

He has been kicked repeatedly in his ~three days here for both being an ass and flagrantly ignoring operator orders, in addition to contributing nothing.
I would not be upset if he were not to come back.

Re: Squid117

Eskobar 24 Aug 2014 18:42

For the record, that was my native Xchat ban being…hinky. I didn't know that was going to do that malformed shit. And I wouldn't have stepped in at all if it hadn't looked like ops had looked away from the room for a minute. We had a little heart-to-heart in staffchat about making sure exactly one op was going to deal with each user from start to finish, to avoid stepping on each other's toes.

Re: Squid117

ProcyonLotor 25 Aug 2014 05:07

So, Kaktus recently got this:

+ Do the IPs match?

<FBI> Are you online
<djkaktus> I am.
<djkaktus> ??
<FBI> My name is agent John Malcom of the FBI
<djkaktus> k
<FBI> We just found out that [removed] also known as Squid117 committed suicide just 3 hours ago
<djkaktus> You know, squid
<djkaktus> this is pretty fucking messed up.
<djkaktus> And not at all funny.
<FBI> we thought that because of what it says in this page that you might have been involved
<FBI> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/squid117
<FBI> second tab
<FBI> read it
<djkaktus> Alright. Go on.
<FBI> What exactly caused this to happen
<FBI> any conversation
<djkaktus> we're done here.
<FBI> Excuse me?
<djkaktus> You need to get some help.
<FBI> I'm sorry sir but if you dont cooperate we will have to find you and put you in custody
<FBI> Excuse me?
<djkaktus> You need to get some help.
<FBI> I'm sorry sir but if you dont cooperate we will have to find you and put you in custody
<FBI> So be it
<djkaktus> You know, like
<djkaktus> your IP address doesnt change.
<djkaktus> Right?
<FBI> This is Squid117's computer we found at his apartment
<djkaktus> Right. FBI got onto your computer. Uh huh.
<FBI> Hold no one moment
<djkaktus> Get some help, man.
<djkaktus> Please. This isn't funny.
<FBI> We just got done speaking to someone called Roget
<FBI> he explained what happened during a chat room conversation in…
<FBI> Site19
<FBI> uh I belive that you will be fine
<FBI> I'm sorry for any trouble I caused you
<djkaktus> You do need to get help, though.
<djkaktus> Like, seriously.
<FBI> I'm sorry?
<FBI> What are you talking about
<FBI> Did [removed] have a mental problem?
<FBI> It would help if you gave us all the information please
<djkaktus> We're done.
<FBI> Alright well based on the information provided by Roget, we believe that he was simply over reacting to the situation.
<FBI> Goodbye

The IP address of this ostensible public servant?

synIRC-DFC8BDAA.dyn.embarqhsd.net

Yep! One and the same!
In case the link he posted gets deleted, it will be preserved here:

+ From Squid117's Sandbox

By the time anyone stupid enough to care about my SCPs reads this, I am probably dead. At the time of writing this I dont exactly know how but I'm most likely going to jump off my 5th story apartment balcony or walk into an intersection. But however it happens it will be soon. I would like to blame this on djkaktus, Roget, and an asshole I really hate, Jayden Hollness. I would like to let you all know that this is your fault and that you should go to hell. Except you Jayden, you should get run over a million times by a Rhino and then go to hell. Yolo my bitches…

Obviously concerning with regards to his mental health, but also complete horseshit.
At this point, I had kaktus (who I was speaking with about other things), send him to 17 so I could speak with him. Here's the 17 logs, just for completeness:

• FBI (ten.dshqrabme.nyd.AADB8CFD-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.dshqrabme.nyd.AADB8CFD-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined

<FBI> Hello I need to speak with ProcyonLotor
<ProcyonLotor> Hello, Squid.
<ProcyonLotor> And don't play the FBI game.
<FBI> No this is not Squid117
<ProcyonLotor> Because you're breaking literally a hundred thousand rules of civil procedure that anyone who took an "introduction to criminal law" course would know
<FBI> Can I Pm you
<ProcyonLotor> Sure
<Sax> FBI, are you present?

• Kalinin (ten.labolgcbs.ackorf.deepsthgil.03B318DD-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.labolgcbs.ackorf.deepsthgil.03B318DD-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined
• FBI (ten.dshqrabme.nyd.AADB8CFD-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.dshqrabme.nyd.AADB8CFD-CRInys|tibbiM) has left

We were in PMs before Kal joined:

+ It gets better.

<FBI> My name is John Malcom of the FBI
<ProcyonLotor> No, no you're not.
<ProcyonLotor> First of all, if you're on squid's computer
<ProcyonLotor> You have just tampered with evidence
<FBI> I'm here because 3 hours ago Squid117 or [removed] committed suicide
<ProcyonLotor> Which would be inadmissable in a federal court.
<ProcyonLotor> Any real FBI agent would know this, of course.
<ProcyonLotor> And FBI doesn't do suicide.
<FBI> we are currently goign through history too find out why he did this
<ProcyonLotor> So nice try there.
<FBI> and yes
<FBI> we do
<ProcyonLotor> No, that'd be local procedure.
<ProcyonLotor> It's not a federal crime.
<ProcyonLotor> Not a crime at all, actually.
<ProcyonLotor> Of course, you would know that
<ProcyonLotor> Wouldn't you?
<FBI> Under the curcumstances it is
<ProcyonLotor> Oh?
<ProcyonLotor> Cite me a statute, please.
<FBI> Now shut up and listen
<ProcyonLotor> No, no I'm not.
<ProcyonLotor> Cite me a statute.
<ProcyonLotor> How is this now under your auspices?
<ProcyonLotor> It isn't.
<FBI> Fine if we cannot cooperate there is nothing to be learned here
<ProcyonLotor> Because John Malcom is an elaborate fiction created by you, squid.
<ProcyonLotor> And this ban is now permanent.
<ProcyonLotor> I'd also advise you get serious goddamn help, bro.
<ProcyonLotor> Also, if you're in the FBI, you're obligated by law to tell me the name of your superior.¹
<ProcyonLotor> So I can call and inform him about how seriously you have fucked up.
<ProcyonLotor> Impersonating a federal agent is a felony, you know that?

It ended there.
He's obviously got a few screws loose, but that's not something we can deal with. But because of the just sheer ludicrousness of this, I recommend permabanning him with the force of a goddamn supernova.

Footnotes

1. Not actually true, as far as I know, but he doesn't know that.

Last edited on 25 Aug 2014 23:15 by ProcyonLotor Show more

Re: Permanent Banning

(account deleted) 25 Aug 2014 05:09

Advocating for permanent banishment.

Re: Squid117

DrEverettMann 25 Aug 2014 05:14

Voting for a ban as admin. Bright gave his vote in admin chat. Need one more admin.

Re: Squid117

Zyn 25 Aug 2014 05:52

TroyL was the third. User has been banned from mainsite and Sandbox II.

Cross-referencing for posterity: http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-999269/squid117

Re: Squid117

(account deleted) 25 Aug 2014 11:48

Sent to Squid117 the following message after I perma'd him from 19 and 17:

+ I cannot grammar at 1 in the morning

Good evening, Squid117.

I am Sad Xiao (Sax on IRC), and I am writing this message to inform you on your "little" stunt earlier.

On Monday, August 25, 2014, 00:50:13 EDT, you connected to the staff questions channel, #site17, under the username FBI.
You then proceeded to "interview" junior staff members djkaktus and ProcyonLotor, asking about the apparent suicide of yourself, in addition to threatening djkaktus with detainment.

Yes, we have logs.

Now, to the meat of this PM,

What you did, in addition to illegal in your jurisdiction (impersonating a US federal agent is a felony), it is also downright disgusting and abhorrent, attempting to use suicide as a tool of "revenge", or as a way to attempt to inject guilt into the staff members that decided to have you temporarily removed from the main chatroom.

As a suicide survivor, youth pastor, and Unit Human Rights Advisor-in-training, suicide is a serious topic, and even its mere mention is more than enough to summon the authorities for assistance. Your blatant slathering of it in this little stunt indicates to us that you either a) have no idea of the ramifications of such a topic; or b) do not care clearly enough to consider the other people who have to deal with suicide every day of their lives.

Either way, your actions within the last hour have upgrade your ban to an indefinite status, with a possibility of a permanent ban pending operator consensus.

If you have any questions, you are free to contact me via Wikidot PMs.

- S. A. Xiao

Re: Squid117

thedeadlymoose 25 Aug 2014 23:45

Since I keep getting messaged about this, will weigh in explicitly:

This was well handled, and permanent ban is fine. And I support the same for the wiki, though as far as I can see that was done already yesterday.

(Though as a side note, 'indefinite' and 'permanent' are the same thing, though of course some we'll listen to appeals on and some we won't. I guess we can make an Official Distinction, but… eh, dunno how necessary it is. It just seems like extra pointless work to decide that in advance of any actual attempt at an appeal, especially given our recent influx.)

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