Long conversation culminating in weird creepypasta pseudoplagiarism and creepitude.
Aug 08 16:02:51 <DavidByrne> But what if its not fictional
Aug 08 16:03:05 <Devereaux> It is DavidByrne.
Aug 08 16:03:05 <Bennings> It is though.
Aug 08 16:03:06 <DavidByrne> ooooooooooooo
Aug 08 16:03:07 <djkaktus> Then we're fucked
Aug 08 16:03:10 <CogitoErgoSpud> that shit scrolls so fast and i was trying to read the damn convo lol
Aug 08 16:03:14 <TrennerD> CogitoErgoSpud I don't get why people jump into chat so quickly, personally. you can figure most things out quickly on your own if you browse a bit
Aug 08 16:03:18 <tahunu> But what if the sun explodes yesterday!? :V
Aug 08 16:03:18 <Smapti> I don't know how much more obvious we could make it besides posting a non-skippable video that preloads over every page in which Neil deGrasse Tyson himself says "This shit be fake, and you be stupid if you think it ain't".
Aug 08 16:03:20 <ProcyonLotor> DavidByrne: Then we'd be fucked. But it is
Aug 08 16:03:38 <thewealthyraccoon> wtf
Aug 08 16:03:49 <djkaktus> Lol
Aug 08 16:03:53 <TrennerD> Smapti I would be okay with that happening
Aug 08 16:03:55 <djkaktus> you ok, dude?
Aug 08 16:04:04 <CogitoErgoSpud> yea but some people like talking to others
Aug 08 16:04:07 <ProcyonLotor> Just gonna get this out of the way
Aug 08 16:04:07 <thewealthyraccoon> if scps arent real then why is there a, wiki
Aug 08 16:04:08 <Smapti> (Is it wrong that I'm now thinking of shipping a deadly moose with a wealthy raccoon?)
Aug 08 16:04:14 <DavidByrne> What about that show that ran for a couple episodes with a rusty iron door at the end of each episode with screaming children voices that was shutdown and after a few years was found and opened, and the entire room was filled with torture devices and a tiny microphone at the top of the room.
Aug 08 16:04:17 <thedeadlymoose> Smapti: Very, very wrong. And yet… so right.
Aug 08 16:04:25 <tahunu> thewealthyraccoon: Same reason there are films and books. People make things up. :I
Aug 08 16:04:25 <djkaktus> thewealthyraccoon because it's fun to write about
Aug 08 16:04:27 <Smapti> thewealthyraccoon; because we enjoy creative writing.
Aug 08 16:04:33 <ProcyonLotor> Thewealthyraccoon : It is a creative writing website
Aug 08 16:04:34 <TrennerD> thewealthyraccoon because people like to write stories
Aug 08 16:04:35 <thedeadlymoose> DavidByrne: …you aren't seriously quoting made-up internet creepypasta, are yoyu
Aug 08 16:04:37 <thedeadlymoose> *you
Aug 08 16:04:37 * djkaktus has quit (Quit: Bye)
Aug 08 16:04:43 * chubert (~ten.tsacmoc.ac.1dsh.2E88034A-CRInys|trebuhc#ten.tsacmoc.ac.1dsh.2E88034A-CRInys|trebuhc) has joined #site19
Aug 08 16:04:48 <ProcyonLotor> Thewealthyraccoon, how old are you.
Aug 08 16:04:52 <ProcyonLotor> *?
Aug 08 16:04:52 <DavidByrne> But.. but.. Pictures..
Aug 08 16:04:57 <thewealthyraccoon> I habe
Aug 08 16:05:02 <thedeadlymoose> DavidByrne: Literally everything that you just said is an internet creepypasta cliche :|
Aug 08 16:05:16 <Smapti> FACT: In general, top secret government organizations do not host their classified files on publicly accessible wikis.
Aug 08 16:05:18 <CogitoErgoSpud> Smapti how can you say totes fake 5evr but everyone got on that guys ass earlier for sayin the same type thing?
Aug 08 16:05:21 <thedeadlymoose> Yes. There's this thing called /digital artwork/
Aug 08 16:05:26 <thewealthyraccoon> lol
Aug 08 16:05:30 <CogitoErgoSpud> everyone should just loosen the fuck up man
Aug 08 16:05:36 <DavidByrne> I can dream harold!
Aug 08 16:05:42 <thedeadlymoose> CogitoErgoSpud: what are you even talking about :P
Aug 08 16:05:55 <G4ce> ProcyonLotor: Probably not old enough.
Aug 08 16:06:06 <Devereaux> thewealthyraccoon: If you don't answer ProcyonLotor's question in the next 60 seconds, I will kick you.
Aug 08 16:06:13 <TrennerD> CogitoErgoSpud you say that now, but you stick around long enough and you'll be acting just like us
Aug 08 16:06:15 <Smapti> Cogito: Because I am doing intentionally what that person was doing out of ignorance.
Aug 08 16:06:16 <DavidByrne> oooooooo
Aug 08 16:06:16 <thewealthyraccoon> did you know the scp facility used to be real
Aug 08 16:06:22 <ProcyonLotor> Thewealthyraccoon: How old are you? You are obligated to answer me.
Aug 08 16:06:25 <G4ce> It wasn't.
Aug 08 16:06:27 <DavidByrne> You know that i have a pet rake.
Aug 08 16:06:28 <tahunu> thewealthyraccoon: No it didn't.
Aug 08 16:06:29 thedeadlymoose TheGreekOwl TheTFEF thewealthyraccoon
Aug 08 16:06:30 <thewealthyraccoon> 7
Aug 08 16:06:31 <Smapti> …Yeah, I'm calling troll on this dude.
Aug 08 16:06:36 <DavidByrne> Its kind of cute
Aug 08 16:06:37 <TrennerD> yep
Aug 08 16:06:38 <G4ce> This is a site that contains works of fiction.
Aug 08 16:06:38 <tahunu> SCP is fake, it's not real, it's never been rea- Heh.
Aug 08 16:06:39 * thedeadlymoose sets ban on *!*@synIRC-3BB10E74.nycmny.fios.verizon.net
Aug 08 16:06:45 * thedeadlymoose has kicked thewealthyraccoon from #site19 (Come back when you're older.)
Aug 08 16:06:46 <DavidByrne> but it always tries to hump me when i try and pet him..
Aug 08 16:06:47 <Devereaux> …
Aug 08 16:06:50 <Devereaux> 7?
Aug 08 16:06:52 * Eskobear has kicked DavidByrne from #site19 (Eskobear)
Aug 08 16:06:56 <AndarielHalo> what if that's the next thing people start dragging around in here?
Aug 08 16:07:00 <DrYucatan> Tahunu is fake, they're not real, they've never been real
Aug 08 16:07:02 <AndarielHalo> "SCP used to be real I heard"
Aug 08 16:07:07 <AndarielHalo> "th wiki is declassified info"
Aug 08 16:07:07 <tahunu> DrYucatan: how could you say this ;-;
Aug 08 16:07:08 <CogitoErgoSpud> thedeadlymoose there was someone on earlier who was new
Aug 08 16:07:10 <CogitoErgoSpud> said the same shit
Aug 08 16:07:15 <Vorcha> .tell djkaktus http://s1.favim.com/orig/18/cactus-drawing-hug-cactus-illustration-illustrations-Favim.com-198123.jpg
Aug 08 16:07:16 <Alexandra> Vorcha: I'll pass that along.
Aug 08 16:07:16 <ProcyonLotor> I'm the only raccoon you bastards need
Aug 08 16:07:20 <TrennerD> seriously it's the same every time
Aug 08 16:07:21 <CogitoErgoSpud> is this crap real, i just got linked here from a valid reddit post
Aug 08 16:07:21 * tahunu vanishes in a puff of logic
Aug 08 16:07:21 <thedeadlymoose> (lol)
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Aug 08 16:07:32 <tahunu> Oh look, snarky nicks?
Aug 08 16:07:39 <Vorcha> I had a snarky nick onces
Aug 08 16:07:40 <Eskobear> You want this one, moose?
Aug 08 16:07:40 <Vorcha> well several
Aug 08 16:07:44 <DrYucatan> I dunno
Aug 08 16:07:48 <thedeadlymoose> Eskobear: Nah, feel free.
Aug 08 16:07:49 <thedeadlymoose> XD
Aug 08 16:07:49 <G4ce> 'Valid reddit'
Aug 08 16:07:50 * Eskobear sets ban on *!*@F7730D19.CDD94C2C.C42BF67C.IP
Aug 08 16:07:52 <CogitoErgoSpud> all they did was ask is this real
Aug 08 16:07:52 <Vorcha> and I was like a marching instrument group
Aug 08 16:07:53 * Eskobear has kicked Whyadmin from #site19 (Eskobear)
Keep in mind that the influx of unusable newbies is now coming in so quickly that someone else's entire ban separately coincides within this one. Adding to the A-list as Perma until/unless he comes to 17 to appeal.