Lord, there's a lot here.
[10:25] * Moupine (~rf.oodanaw.oba.812-68w.B0B83DAA-CRInys|OIRAM#rf.oodanaw.oba.812-68w.B0B83DAA-CRInys|OIRAM) has joined #site19
[10:25] <Moupine> ok so i tried posting on the forums but i guess THAT doesn't work
[10:25] <@Quikngruvn> Moupine: ?
[10:25] <Moupine> it tells me i aint got the rights lmao
[10:25] <ProcyonLotor> Moupine: You are more than likely not a wiki member
[10:26] <Moupine> well i know i am cus i registered
[10:26] <@Quikngruvn> You need to be a member of the site to be able to post to the fora.
[10:26] <@Quikngruvn> Registered with Wikidot /and/ applied to the website?
[10:26] <ProcyonLotor> Wikidot account is not the same thing as site member
[10:26] <Moupine> OH!
[10:26] <Moupine> well shit i guess that answers it
[10:26] <Oved> Read all the tabs!
[10:27] <Moupine> its just i wrote a scp back when the thing was still kinda new but i never really bothered to post it
[10:27] <Moupine> but now im seeing its picked up a lot of steam so i might as well try to chip in
[10:27] <@Quikngruvn> …yeah, things have changes a bit since then.
[10:28] <Moupine> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/bigfart i uploaded it to the sandbox if anyone wants to read it and tell me what they think
[10:28] <ProcyonLotor> …bigfart
[10:28] <ProcyonLotor> Lovely.
[10:29] <Moupine> im a puerile man i know
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[10:31] <Moupine> be nice with me cus i wrote this in like 2011 lmoa
[10:31] <Annalea> >_>
[10:31] <Moupine> last time i checked there werent even a thousand scps
[10:31] <Annalea> Did you at least proofread your own draft?
[10:32] <Annalea> Or are you wasting everyone's time with a draft you know is subpar?
[10:32] <Moupine> well im not wastin your time per se cus if you dont feel like readin it im not goin to force you
[10:35] <ProcyonLotor> Lazy expungement and it's fundamentally uninteresting.
[10:37] <Nanoro> .. I just don't get the text.
[10:37] <Nanoro> What does it actually tell about?
[10:37] <Nanoro> Someone put it in a nutshell for me?
[10:38] <Moupine> uh basically its a clone of windows 2000 in russian that completely fucks any network its installed on
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[10:48] <Moupine> i really like the idea of a fucked up OS but i really dont see how it could be made interesting without dabbling into the supernatural
[10:48] <Moupine> hm
[10:49] <FortuneFavorsBold> > without dabbling into the supernatural
[10:49] <FortuneFavorsBold> Isn't… isn't that what makes a thing /anomalous/?
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[10:51] <Moupine> i think my favorite scp is the minus level one
[10:51] <Moupine> maybe i could grab some inspiration from that
[10:57] <Moupine> hmmm
[10:57] <Moupine> locations are still alright scps, are they?
[10:57] <Moupine> oh wtf im pretty sure this has already been done before
[10:57] <Annalea> >_>
[10:57] <Annalea> I told you, you need to read the guides and read more contemporary skips.
[10:58] <Annalea> We could sit here all day saying yay or nay to individual ideas, but if your execution is fundamentally dated and flawed, then what's the point?
[10:58] <Moupine> yeah whats the point
[11:00] <Annalea> The real question here is, are you going to actually take advice given in a friendly spirit and /work/ towards being a good writer, or are you going to just pout and go poor-me all day? >_>
[11:00] <Annalea> Seniority does not equal respect.
[11:01] <Moupine> lmao you didnt even read the fuckin thing why would i give two shits about your advice
[11:01] <Annalea> I read it.
[11:01] <Annalea> I told you what was wrong with it.
[11:02] <Annalea> If you're going to just pitch a bitchfest because someone doesn't like it, though, then you're in the wrong community.
[11:02] <Moupine> ok well someone needed a tl;dr so i dont think someone who cant be bothered to read a group of paragraphs has anything worthwhile to say
[11:02] <Annalea> Are you mistaking me for someone else? I read the entire article.
[11:02] <Annalea> So again
[11:03] <Annalea> If you're just going to discount anything I have to say just simply because I didn't like it
[11:03] <Annalea> Then you're in the wrong place. Grow up, and grow some thicker skin while you're at it.
[11:03] <Moupine> whatd you say about it again?
[11:03] <Djoric> Okay, lesse what be going on
[11:03] <Djoric> moupine: link me the draft
[11:03] <Annalea> It has poor tone, containment porn, and isn't sufficiently anomalous.
[11:03] <Annalea> It also lacks narrative and simply isn't interesting compared to modern standards.
[11:04] <Djoric> I am diametrically opposed to Annalea here, so if she and I agree that something needs fixed
[11:04] <Djoric> you can rest assured that it needs fixed
[11:04] <Annalea> It could plausibly be trollware written by some Russian hacker.
[11:04] <Annalea> http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/bigfart
[11:04] <Djoric> Gratzie, Mack
[11:04] <Moupine> man i dunno i feel like "fucks up any computer with an internet connection" is worth being locked away
[11:07] <@Echo> > 13:01 Moupine lmao you didnt even read the fuckin thing why would i give two shits about your advice
[11:07] <Djoric> Moupine: I concur with Annalea's assessment. The containment is overwrought, there is no narrative, the item itself is not interesting, and is littered with tonal errors
[11:07] * Moupine was kicked by Echo (You can try again tomorrow)
[11:07] * Moupine (~rf.oodanaw.oba.812-68w.B0B83DAA-CRInys|OIRAM#rf.oodanaw.oba.812-68w.B0B83DAA-CRInys|OIRAM) has joined #site19
[11:07] <Moupine> wow when did this become autism foundation
[11:07] <Silber> that…
[11:07] <@Echo> Moupine, no you see, you can come back tomorrow.
[11:07] * Moupine was kicked by Echo (Echo)
[12:45] * Moupi (~rf.oodanaw.oba.812-68w.B0B83DAA-CRInys|eipuom#rf.oodanaw.oba.812-68w.B0B83DAA-CRInys|eipuom) has joined #site19
[12:45] <Moupi> Okay…
[12:45] <Annalea> Welcome back. Are you less angry this time?
[12:46] <CognitiveWeasel> I was angry last time?
[12:47] <%bluesoul> not you
[12:47] <CognitiveWeasel> Oh, sorry,
[12:47] <Moupi> no i was
[12:47] <Moupi> apparently
[12:47] <Moupi> askin me not to be angry is askin me not to be me so this is goin to be real awkward
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[13:16] <Moupi> ok fuck it you know what
[13:16] <Moupi> a seagull that causes deja vu
[13:16] <Moupi> im going with it
[13:17] <Annalea> Moupi, you still haven't read the guides, have you? Like the one that says to not focus on the form and function?
[13:17] <Annalea> And that you need to create a narrative that ideally tells a story or evokes an animal?
[13:17] <Moupi> i don't want to do that because that is incredibly
[13:17] <Moupi> INCREDIBLY
[13:17] <Moupi> stupid
[13:17] <Annalea> 'cause all I've seen from you so far are generic magic items, generic magic locations, and generic monsters.
[13:18] <Moupi> heres a scp idea: a jar that contains annalea's tears
[13:18] <Moupi> it is unsuprisingly bottomless
[13:18] <Moupi> and yet it STILL spills over
[13:18] <CognitiveWeasel> Woah there
[13:18] <ghostchibi> uh
[13:18] * Moupi instructs a pet piranha to munch on Aelanna's shoulder blades
[13:18] <ghostchibi> Moupi: that was uncalled for
[13:18] * Moupi was kicked by Eskobear (Yeah, um, don't.)
[13:18] * Moupi (~rf.oodanaw.oba.812-68w.B0B83DAA-CRInys|eipuom#rf.oodanaw.oba.812-68w.B0B83DAA-CRInys|eipuom) has joined #site19
[13:18] <@Eskobear> Do it again and it's a ban.
[13:19] <Nanoro> Who, me?
[13:19] <Moupi> Oh, no…
[13:19] <@Eskobear> The kicked one.
[13:19] <ghostchibi> Nanoro: no not you
[13:19] * @Echo (cisum.nikkarf|htffonrut#cisum.nikkarf|htffonrut) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[13:20] <CognitiveWeasel> My name is too long :/
[13:20] <Moupi> why is everyone so incredibly sensitive in this chat
[13:20] <@Eskobear> We don't tolerate pointless dickishness.
[13:20] <Annalea> Because we're a mature community full of intelligent adults?
[13:20] <Moupi> ah yes, quite *tips fedora*
[13:20] <Annalea> And I'm trying to give you helpful feedback in good faith.
[13:20] <Moupi> well you're not doing a very good job at it
[13:21] <Annalea> What do you want from me? To coddle you like a kindergarten teacher?
[13:21] <@Eskobear> You're chunking shit at a wall and getting mad at the person who tells you it smells bad.
[13:21] <Annalea> "Oh yes, Moupi, your idea is fantastic. Everything you write is solid gold."
[13:21] <@Eskobear> Put more effort into your ideas or come back when you do.
[13:21] <Moupi> the person somehow linked the shit to sonic which is why im not exactly paying attention to the nonsense hes spouting lmao
[13:21] <Moupi> i wish i knew
[13:22] <CognitiveWeasel> Guys, he's beyond retrieval. He actually tipped his fedora.
[13:22] <Nanoro> Will Wheaton's rule.
[13:22] <Nanoro> Oi, Moupi hasn't clearly read the rules.
[13:22] <Annalea> It was an analogy.
[13:22] <Iceforge> Moupi saying others are sensitive on here seems kinda sarcastic. You don't see the irony?
[13:22] <Annalea> You do know what an analogy is, right?
[13:22] <Moupi> annalea, you are like a cloud, which drifts over a parking lot
[13:22] <%bluesoul> Nanoro please don't backseat mod while there are ops present.
[13:22] * bluesoul sets mode: +b *!*@synIRC-AAD38B0B.w86-218.abo.wanadoo.fr
[13:22] * Moupi was kicked by bluesoul (I'm sure it's a good analogy but try again tomorrow.)
[13:23] <Moupi> holy fuckin shit i cant believe it is your community made out of babies or smth
[13:25] <bluesoul> look. i don't know you from adam, but we don't let people attack other users. if you want to appeal your ban go to #site17
[13:25] <Moupi> i wasnt aware callin some autist a cloud over a parkin lot was an attack
[13:25] <Moupi> did i trigger him? is that what happened?
[13:25] <bluesoul> aelanna's a she, and she's also a site moderator
[13:26] <Moupi> ok, am i supposed to care about that?
[13:26] <bluesoul> that is up to you, just as it's up to me to enforce rules you apparently didn't read
[13:27] <Moupi> you still havent told me how callin the Euphoria Lord a cloud over a parkin lot is an attack
[13:27] <Moupi> maybe you ban people for callin other scoundrels and using the slap function too
[13:28] <bluesoul> did you read the chat rules, the big bolded rule that's centered and all by itself?
[13:28] <bluesoul> "Don't be a dick."
[13:28] <bluesoul> you were a dick earlier today and then you persisted
[13:29] <Moupi> ok maybe you should stop bein such a huge baby then because i dont know how callin someone a parkin lot is bein a dick
[13:30] <bluesoul> if you're going to ignore the reason you were kicked before that, or when you were kicked before THAT, i don't know what to tell you
[13:31] <Moupi> well i keep gettin kicked cus im mildly upsetting annalea or smth
[13:32] <bluesoul> no, you're getting kicked because you're attacking people and you've been here less than a day, and we don't tolerate it
[13:32] <Moupi> who am i attacking again?
[13:32] <Moupi> if i wanted to be "a dick" id call her a mentally deficient fat shit and afaik i havent done that
[13:32] <Moupi> yet
[13:34] <bluesoul> yeah, i'm going to go ahead and extend your ban to permanent, you can appeal it in a year. i don't see you contributing anything at all of value here
[13:34] <Moupi> wow, what a shitty admin you are, bluesoul
[13:34] <Moupi> you still havent told me how i attacked someone
[13:35] <Moupi> and you probably wont be able to cus i didnt lmao
[13:36] <bluesoul> if you can't figure it out on your own, like you really have no idea what you did that broke the "Don't be a dick" rule, i really can't help you, and frankly i'm not going to continue this discussion. you can appeal to #site17 if you wish
[13:36] <Moupi> nah i can't figure out on my own cus jokingly callin someone a crybaby doesnt count as a PERSONAL ATTACK in my book
[13:36] <Moupi> still waitin
[13:39] <Moupi> yo bluesoul sure is takin you a while to do that copy & paste
[13:41] <Moupi> you ok man
[13:50] * Moupi (~rf.oodanaw.oba.812-68w.B0B83DAA-CRInys|eipuom#rf.oodanaw.oba.812-68w.B0B83DAA-CRInys|eipuom) has joined #site17
[13:51] <Moupi> yo what up
[13:51] <+FortuneFavorsBold> can I help you?
[13:52] <Moupi> this bluesoul brother ban me cus i was a dick but i wasnt a dick so what the dang heck?
[13:52] <+bluesoul> logs are still being compiled
[13:52] <Moupi> does it really take you 20 minutes to copy & paste a chatlog
[13:53] <@Eskobear> You aren't making a good case for the idea that you aren't a dick.
[13:53] <+bluesoul> when it spans 3 hours, and i trim extraneous chat, yes it does
[13:54] <%FlameShirt> no fightin in the chat
[13:54] <Moupi> theres no holding me back
[13:54] <ghostchibi> Moupi: unless you want to look through all the extra chatter in the chat, I suggest you let blue do his job
[13:54] <Moupi> im gonna shoot you !!
[13:54] <+FortuneFavorsBold> I think that's about enough. Can we have an op please?
[13:54] <HexiHamaski> ya know, a casual google of the name doesnt help his case either
[13:54] <&Bright> You're a dick
[13:54] * Eskobear sets mode: +b *!*@synIRC-AAD38B0B.w86-218.abo.wanadoo.fr
[13:54] * Moupi was kicked by Eskobear (Eskobear)
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