I'll be honest here; I've been aware for a while that I haven't been the most active or productive staff member, mostly due to my ever-increasing real life workload. In the back of my head, I suspect, I've been secretly waiting for it to end so that I can actually do stuff on the site again.
However, it is not to be. I just cannot dedicate the time and effort necessary to be able to call myself staff at this juncture. Thus, I am formally requesting to be moved to Inactive Staff until such a time as I can become a productive and active member of staff.
In the (unlikely) event that anyone needs to contact me, Roget has my Steam ID and can contact me there.
Good luck to you all, and may you enjoy success in whatever you set yourselves to!
(I feel I should add this onto the end: this wasn't timed or prompted by Scantron's leave of absence or anything. I've been toying with this for a while; the timing is entirely coincidental.)
(account deleted)