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21:13 HexiHamaski (5:43:23 PM) chia_kid: asl?
21:13 HexiHamaski (5:43:42 PM) HexiHamaski: seriously?
21:14 HexiHamaski AHEM
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21:15 Tuomey chia_kid: PMing people out of nowhere with "asl?" is discouraged
21:15 Jabonicus gasps
21:15 weizhong Okay, but before I embark on actually writing this scp (Since it'll be somewhat ambitious)
21:15 tahunu Tuomey: They wanted to know your anglo saxon livery?
21:15 weizhong I'd like some feedback on the idea
21:15 Annalea By which Tuomey means that harassment is something that is immediately punishable with a ban.
21:15 Annalea So cut it out.
21:15 weizhong Essentially
21:15 Tuomey Annalea is correct in this clarification
21:16 Ganulous What does asl mean? Or do I not want to know?
21:17 Jabonicus Essentially it means: Age Sex Location
21:17 TwistedGears Jabonicus: Neat skip
21:17 Ganulous ooh
21:17 tahunu I'm pretending it means Anglo-Saxon Livery for the purposes of minor amusement.
21:17 Jabonicus TwistedGears: Thanks!
21:17 Tuomey Ganulous: what Jabonicus said. It's a great way to identify yourself as a total fucking goon.
21:17 Ganulous Lol
21:17 tahunu Cause, hey, the letters match up, right?
21:18 TwistedGears Must resist urge to write stupid ASL tale/skip….
21:18 weizhong It's a skip that manifests in headgear, more specifically crowns, helmets, caps, and what not. Those who wear this skip become military geniuses, and conquerors on a grand scale. However, it also makes them more egotistical, and overconfident. Eventually, it leads to a great defeat, or mistake that costs them their glory, at which point the skip remanifests itself in a new item.
21:18 chia_kid Tuomey: That's fine, I was just kidding
21:18 weizhong Thoughts?
21:18 Annalea "I was just kidding" is NEVER the correct response to an accusation of harassment.
21:18 Annalea How old are you? ~_~
21:19 ProcyonLotor "18"
21:19 —- Magnolia is back
21:19 HexiHamaski similar to the holy grail
21:19 HexiHamaski which didnt work out in the end
21:19 Tuomey chia_kid:
21:19 Jabonicus So
21:19 Tuomey It's not fine
21:19 Jabonicus The helmet
21:19 HexiHamaski but it would really come down to execution
21:19 Tuomey You don't get to decide if it's fine
21:20 tahunu "<creepy comment>" "Knock it off." "I was jsut kidding!"
21:20 Jabonicus that people like nepoelean wore
21:20 Jabonicus Or however you say his name
21:20 Tuomey I'm surprised you can see the concept of fine from all the way over there
21:20 weizhong Yes.
21:20 Jabonicus The short guy with the big ego
21:20 Tuomey Don't do this
21:20 weizhong Yes
21:20 Jabonicus pimps article
21:20 Jabonicus http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1568
21:20 Nala Jabonicus: SCP-1568 [Article] (rating: +4, 5 revisions, 2 comments) - tags: scp, predatory, mimetic, arthropod, aquatic, euclid, alive
21:21 chia_kid Tuomey: No I meant that it's fine that it's not allowed, given that I was only joking
21:21 Tuomey Fair enough
21:21 Ganulous I don't know how true it is, but I heard that Napoleon wasn't actually all that short.
21:21 salvagebar !SCP-1568
21:21 Nala salvagebar: [Unused Page Slot] - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1568
21:21 chia_kid I'm basically just showing I can comply
21:21 TwistedGears arrests Jabonicus for prostitution
21:21 Jabonicus Salvagebar, Nala didn't update
21:21 Jabonicus You can't do this to me TwistedGears!
21:21 Jabonicus I WENT TO COLLEGE!
21:21 Ganulous Looool
21:21 Annalea chia: How old are you?
21:21 weizhong Alexander's helmet, Napoleon's cap, Hannibal's helmet, Caesar's helmet, etc
21:22 TwistedGears dammit what is that from. I can like hear it, but…
21:22 weizhong Napoleon was average height for the day, 5' 7"
21:22 weizhong I think
21:22 Ganulous Something like that
21:22 salvagebar Kingston The Crab —
21:22 weizhong But there was a typo on a dispatch
21:22 weizhong That made him seem 4' 7" instead
21:22 salvagebar I thought you would title it "We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat"
21:22 Jabonicus Hehehehe
21:22 Jabonicus Hey
21:22 weizhong But any other thoughts on the skip idea?
21:22 HexiHamaski ceasars weird olive branch thing
21:22 FlameShirt chia_kid: Answer Annalea's question please.
21:23 weizhong Yeah, I was considering that
21:23 weizhong BUt he didn't wear that until he became dictator
21:23 Jabonicus I almost named the place where the second instance was from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales
21:23 salvagebar Yes, Napoleon was average height, although he happened to be leading a fairly tall group of military commanders
21:23 chia_kid FlameShirt: I wasn't answering because it was already asked of me, and I already stated it in the chat
21:23 salvagebar the Napoleon Is A Dwarf thing was propaganda
21:23 weizhong Clever british propaganda
21:23 chia_kid I would advise those that are concerned about my age to peruse the chat history at their discretion
21:23 weizhong Ridiculing an enemy is brilliant
21:24 tahunu »
21:24 weizhong But any other thoughts?
21:24 FlameShirt chia_kid: You should probably modify your behaviour then, if people keep thinking you're acting too young to be here :|
A sample from earlier, seperate from the above incident, apropos of absolutely fucking nothing:
20:07:02: <chia_kid> SCP-069
20:07:02: <Nala> chia_kid: Second Chance (rating: +125, 13 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-069
20:07:34: <Jabonicus> I'll make a point to that as well.
20:08:34: <MrCarbon> Jabonicus: Pretty much what I said earlier. Oh, also. The description of the substance it secretes when it attaches to a ship is a bit too….
20:08:46: <MrCarbon> "Stuff comes out and it is magical and doesn't stick to anything"
20:08:56: <DeOkty> Those are the only things I could see. Unless there is some weird symbiotic relationship between SCP-XXXX and the host.
20:09:07: <MrCarbon> I feel that if that was the case it'd merit a bit more attention, but then that might drag the pace of the article more.
20:09:14: <chia_kid> Why didn't anyone use the SCP-69 spot for something a bit more..
20:09:19: <chia_kid> sexy?
20:09:27: <ProcyonLotor> ….
20:09:29: <ProcyonLotor> :|
20:09:43: <Jabonicus> MrCarbon, should I change it so the substance is what melts a hole into the boat?
20:09:47: <Tuomey> chia_kid: because we're not all fucking idiots
20:09:55: <MrCarbon> Jabonicus: I think that'd work nicely
20:09:56: <ProcyonLotor> Because most of us aren't goddamn middle schoolers
20:10:31: <salvagebar> The best meth addict ever, named Skip Fuel: http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19bb3fl9bu3bogif/ku-xlarge.gif
20:11:20: <tahugamin> chia_kid: Same reason 1337 isn't leetspeek.
20:11:49: <Blackwing> chia_kid: Because that'd be cliched and obvious
20:11:53: <Jabonicus> SCP-XXXX is a meth addict that will randomly teleport in front of cars, a proper distance for them stop before collision. SCP-XXXX will then proceed to approach the vehicle, and then give it the middle finger."
20:12:06: <chia_kid> 42 could be something about Beeblebrox lol
20:12:14: <ProcyonLotor> no.
20:12:18: <ProcyonLotor> no it shouldn't.
20:12:20: <Tuomey> chia_kid: how old are you
20:12:24: <FortuneFavorsBold> chia_kid: youmustbenewhere.jpg
20:12:24: <ProcyonLotor> it should literally be anything but that.
20:12:34: <ProcyonLotor> because that would be ridiculous, cliched, and stupid.
20:12:48: <chia_kid> Tuomey: 18
20:12:51: <ProcyonLotor> and anybody above the age of, fuck, probably 12, would agree.
20:13:19: <DeOkty> Jabonicus: This might be nitpicky, but in the description: What boat?
20:13:20: <chia_kid> ProcyonLotor: how is SCP less stupid than the Douglas Adams books?
20:13:24: <tahugamin> ProcyonLotor: No, like, dude, it would be, like, /woah/. You know, man? Like, /wooooaaaaah/
20:13:25: <Surenu> chia_kid: I haven't been around here for long, but no one with a sane mind would do that.
20:13:32: <salvagebar> SCP-1337
20:13:32: <Nala> salvagebar: The Hitchhiker (rating: +105, 35 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1337
20:13:49: <ProcyonLotor> chia_kid: Douglas Adams is great. Trying to shove Douglas Adams references into things like a dipshit, significantly less great.
20:13:56: <Jabonicus> DeOkty, the boat it is choosing. It is only referred to as SCP-XXXX-1 after being changed.
20:13:59: <MrCarbon> "like a dipshit"
20:14:04: <MrCarbon> slow your roll, Lotor, jeez
20:14:07: <MrCarbon> :P
20:14:13: <Jabonicus> MrCarbon, fixed it.
20:14:17: ProcyonLotor rolls all over carbon
20:14:22: <tahugamin> Wait what, why is DA being brought into this?
20:14:23: <salvagebar> What about that SCP that is the Knights Who Say Nee
20:14:34: ProcyonLotor just all over him
20:14:37: <FortuneFavorsBold> Here's the thing chia_kid
20:14:48: <DeOkty> I meant, when you said the claws show extreme flexibility, and are capable of reaching completely around the boat.
20:14:53: <FortuneFavorsBold> SCPs are ORIGINAL CONTENT.
20:14:57: <Djoric> …
20:14:59: <chia_kid> lol you know what would also be funny is if every SCP over 9000 was about a Dragon Ball Z character
20:15:02: <Annalea> … disconnected. weird.
20:15:04: <Jabonicus> Oh, I'll fix that then DeOkty
20:15:05: <Blackwing> https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1535520_556887564404245_215639176_n.png
20:15:06: <FortuneFavorsBold> We write things that are brand new
20:15:09: <salvagebar> hahahaah
20:15:10: <Djoric> Did someone say hitchhikers' was stupid
20:15:12: <FloppyPhoenix> That doesn't sound funny
20:15:13: <Surenu> chia_kid: Don't go there. Please.
20:15:18: <FortuneFavorsBold> …
20:15:19: <Tuomey> chia_kid: are you trolling
20:15:21: <tahugamin> :|
20:15:22: <Djoric> DID SOMEONE FUCKING INSULT DOUGLAS ADAMS IN THIS CHAT
20:15:26: <salvagebar> oh chia_kid, you trollmeister
20:15:30: <FortuneFavorsBold> Djoric: No
20:15:30: <chia_kid> Tuomey: just having a laugh
20:15:34: <Djoric> Good
20:15:35: <FortuneFavorsBold> Calm down buddy
20:15:37: <Tuomey> So that's a yes
20:15:41: Djoric slinks back, but waits
20:15:41: <tahugamin> I facepalm with the infinihand! http://i.imgur.com/d96eUmY.gif
20:15:52: <chia_kid> Tuomey: I wasn't honestly suggesting it, if that's what you mean
20:16:12: <FortuneFavorsBold> Okay, good. so stop trolling us and act like a big boy.
20:16:28: <MrCarbon> Djoric: Douglas Adams suxxx
