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This guy was something of a problem today, other than general derpiness we had to explain the idea behind the lack of superhero skips and what a mary sue is to him.
The main point is beyond the collapsibles if you're feeling lazy.
Irrelevant conversation deleted.
21:04:14: <Andariel> I saw that joke on a comments thread
21:04:17: <Andariel> when someoen asked what Goatse was
21:04:19: <Vince> The church slogan is "rise up"
21:04:26: <Vince> this is golden
21:04:33: <bobtheslob> hahah
21:04:35: <bluesoul> Andariel: back on cephalensis-8
21:04:48: <bluesoul> "on April 3rd, 19██, in what was reported as"
21:04:54: <bobtheslob> Real life - Fiction 1-0
21:04:59: <bluesoul> i think you need to break that into two sentences there
21:06:02: <flewboi> heh what about a Goatse SCP
21:06:14: <bluesoul> a true "cannot unsee" scip
21:06:51: <bobtheslob> Like the parrot
21:06:52: <Andariel> "What's goatse?" "ome consider it an internet joke, but to me it's a bit of a stretch."
21:06:57: <bobtheslob> hahaha
21:07:17: <flewboi> yeah like Goatse is this SCP that when you see it, the image is burned into your brain forever
21:07:21: <flewboi> and you just see it at all times
21:07:24: <flewboi> you're effectively blind
21:09:28: <flewboi> I'm going to try to go to college so I can be a professional game designer. Like come up with concepts for games
21:10:04: <bluesoul> flewboi: if you seriously want to do the creative side of game dev, you need to read the book of lenses
21:10:04: <bluesoul> flewboi: if you seriously want to do the creative side of game dev, you need to read the book of lenses
21:11:41: <flewboi> bluesoul: whats that
21:12:03: <bluesoul> .g a book of lenses game design
21:12:05: <Nala> bluesoul: [blah blah blah links]
21:12:25: <flewboi> bluesoul: i think I'm already skilled enough to start designing games
21:12:53: <bluesoul> .g ogre game labs list of lenses
21:12:54: <Nala> bluesoul: [blah blah blah links]
21:12:57: <bluesoul> ignore that
21:13:06: <flewboi> bluesoul: i've logged hundreds of hours of various games
21:13:12: <flewboi> i think i know a thing or two about game design…
21:13:22: <bluesoul> playing games is not the same as designing them
21:13:41: <bluesoul> flewboi: http://ogregamelabs.com/showthread.php?p=15#post15
21:13:43: <bobtheslob> flewboi -> in that case I'm a PHD in game design :-P
21:14:28: <flewboi> well i guess i just have a high opinion about my skillset
21:14:31: <flewboi> nothing wrong with that
21:14:32: <Silberescher> flewboi: I've eaten thousands of pounds of food, but nobody is going to hire me as a chef because of it
21:14:38: <seik> you dont know nothing about game designing.
21:14:39: <Annalea> … what's this
21:14:45: <Annalea> kids claiming to be game designers?
21:14:58: <flewboi> Seik: is there any reason you feel the need to shiz on my skillset?
21:15:12: <Annalea> flewboi: What qualifications do you have to design games?
21:15:15: <Annalea> Or rather.
21:15:19: <Annalea> what qualifications do you have to be a game designer.
21:15:33: <SmoothPorcupine> Oh no, designing is easy. You don't need qualification to design.
21:15:48: <flewboi> Annalea: creativity
21:16:08: <bluesoul> flewboi: that's great but not enough on it's own
all this prompted me to ask
21:16:24: <Tuomey> flewboi: how old are you?
21:16:27: <SmoothPorcupine> Annalea: Exactly.
21:16:43: <flewboi> Tuomey: old enough to work in America
21:16:54: <seik> i dont believe him
21:16:57: <Tuomey> flewboi: answer the question please
21:17:00: <Eskobear> flewboi: we run into people with this difficulty a lot
21:17:01: <Tox> flewboi: 14 year olds can work.
21:17:15: <Eskobear> but seriously, you have to answer the question "how old are you" with a direct answer when asked
21:17:25: <Eskobear> we don't need your papers, but we do need your age
21:17:30: <flewboi> 19
21:17:32: <flewboi> …
Himself, Aelanna and Tox get into a minor argument about his lack of qualifications at this point before being asked to back off
21:20:58: <flewboi> i'm comfortable with my own life and who i am i don't need to prove it to anyone else that i can be a game designer/theorycrafter
21:21:15: <seik> …but you started talking about it
21:21:21: <Eskobear> flewboi: seriously, though, you are going to get laughed at if you bring that up again.
21:21:21: <bobtheslob> flewboi -> what exactly is a theorycrafter? Seriously, not trying to insult.
21:21:23: <Eskobear> just an FYI.
21:45:38: <flewboi> I LOVE SCP
22:57:44: <flewboi> are you guys getting more serious with making sure the writing quality sounds less like typical fan-fiction?
22:58:14: <flewboi> I haven't been in here/on the site for like 2 years
The second time he apparently copypasted a chunk from a decom:
23:10:48: <flewboi> His physical features are brown hair, blue eyes, white skin and a brown goatee. His manner around men is defined as 'variable' and his manner around women is considered 'chivalrous'.
23:11:20: <Tuomey> flewboi: are you just copypasting things from decommed articles in here?
23:11:22: <Vince> flewboi: and what bearing does that have on his containment?
23:11:47: <ProcyonLotor> Vince: I'm pretty sure he's just copying shit from decomms because …reasons
23:11:54: <flewboi> Vince: I copy and pasted a little from this one decommisioned scp
23:11:57: <Eskobear> flewboi, this stuff was so stupid when it was written that we got our best writers to kill it.
23:12:12: <Vince> flewboi: Decommissioned means that … ^ what Eskobear said
23:12:20: <Tuomey> flewboi: Please stop copy pasting things from decommed articles in here. Consider this an op order.
23:12:46: <Smapti> The whole decom era is what lead to the era of author avatars having superpowers and being Mary Sues themselves.
23:12:50: <Eskobear> flewboi: as a site moderator for the wiki, I highly suggest you read mainlist SCPs, preferably things from SCP-1000 and upward.
23:12:51: <flewboi> Tuomey: ok
23:12:55: <Eskobear> as a chat op…what tuomey said
23:13:03: <Eskobear> he was posting right as i was typing
23:28:03: <flewboi> anyone here into programming?
23:28:26: <flewboi> I'm trying to learn how to make my first game/MMO
23:28:45: <seik> …MMO you say
23:28:45: <Randomini> sure
23:28:52: <Randomini> protip: use unity
23:29:22: <Randomini> I made a multiplayer unity FPS game in a week from scratch
23:29:34: <Randomini> well, more of a tech demo, but it's pretty damn easy
23:29:34: <Eskobear> flewboi: you might not want to ask this group about programming/game design/game construction after the earlier conversations we had on the topic
23:29:42: <Eskobear> like, you might just wanna wait a while for that one
23:30:10: <flewboi> Eskobear: for my own safety?
23:30:20: <Annalea> Or, you know, ask an actual programming community.
23:30:20: <Eskobear> exactly :P
23:30:23: <Annalea> Rather than a writing community
23:31:48: <flewboi> fair enough
23:32:00: <flewboi> this place just seems like a hub of creative activity
23:32:17: <Annalea> You're not asking for creative help, you're asking for technical help.
23:32:52: <flewboi> well after the way Smapti tore apart that SCP, I'm not so sure there's a difference :)
23:32:55: <Tox> flewboi: You're gonna want to start /way/ smaller than "an MMO"
23:33:13: <Tox> Annalea can tell you it's a massive investiture of time and effort
23:33:21: <Tox> and you said you were a creative person, not a programmer
23:33:27: <flewboi> did Annalea write a mmo herself?
23:33:40: seik palmfaces
23:33:44: <ProcyonLotor> …
23:33:45: <Tox> She pretty much wrote the book on the space simulation genre.
23:33:51: <Annalea> I thought qualifications didn't matter?
23:33:57: <flewboi> what game
23:33:58: <ProcyonLotor> don't even try to go toe-to-toe against Ael in tech
23:34:01: <Tox> TDZK.
23:34:02: <Eskobear> flewboi: i'm serious
23:34:05: <Eskobear> this conversation
23:34:09: <Eskobear> it will not go well for you
23:34:17: <Tox> The direct conceptual predecessor to EVE Online.
23:34:19: <ProcyonLotor> she will hurt you so bad your grandchildren will flinch every time they see a coffee machine
23:34:26: <flewboi> Annalea: other people's qualifications are fine to present to me :) I was just saying my own credentials aren't important
23:34:30: <ProcyonLotor> didn't know that, ael. that's pretty damn cool.
23:34:46: <CryogenChaos> Tox: Holy shit, are you serious? I didn't know that
23:34:47: <flewboi> Annalea: that is really actually very impressive
23:34:53: <CryogenChaos> Annalea, that's fucking awesome :)
23:34:54: <Tuomey> flewboi: Esk said to stop this conversation
23:35:03: <Tuomey> You may notice that he is a chat op
23:35:13: <CryogenChaos> Tuomey, whoops. Sorry Esko!
23:35:18: <Annalea> Why are we talking about me, let's not talk about me.
23:35:24: <Annalea> This has nothing to do with anything
23:35:27: <seik> but… i wanted to ask you
23:35:31: <flewboi> Tuomey: duel-ly noted
23:35:41: <Eskobear> seik: PMs or, y'know, don't.
23:35:47: <seik> ok ok
23:35:56: <seik> im done
23:35:56: <Tox> Tuomey: fite me irl
23:36:04: <flewboi> I was just bringing it up because your all very creative
23:36:07: <Tuomey> Tox: K, set a time and place
23:36:23: <Tox> man I would too
23:36:25: <Eskobear> flewboi: bring up something else now
23:36:26: <seik> but… uhhh
23:36:47: <flewboi> ok fine
23:36:55: <flewboi> somoene thinki up a new topix
23:37:02: <flewboi> *think up a new topic
AND FINALLY, THE MAIN PROBLEM
We're talking about Maddy's cat for a bit and then this happens:
23:38:32: <flewboi> Maddy sounds attractive
23:38:47: <Annalea> i have some cameraphone shots from yesterday morning
23:38:59: <Annalea> when the house looked like it was outta silent hill
23:39:24: <maddy> Annalea, it looks like SH today here
23:39:39: <flewboi> bye guys
He quit at this point
/whowas returns: flewboi was ten.ssenisubtsacmoc.cfh.764A0E33-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.ssenisubtsacmoc.cfh.764A0E33-CRInys|tibbiM
Sent him a warning via Nala:
The line "Maddy sounds attractive" is somewhat creepy and smacks of "oh my god a girl on the internet." Because of this, along with your general conduct in chat, this is an official warning, meaning that another offence may result in a ban.