I asked him to change his nick, and then reiterated when he didn't. He changed his nick to STILLHAVENTREADSOME, and I kicked him for sass. Came back with an acceptable nick, but started changing it every thirty-odd seconds, before going back to his first nick. Echo dropped the kickban for 24hrs.
If you want logs, fuck you I'm on a tablet and I ain't got time for that shit. :-)
[22:41:40] * Voct scrolls up and reads
[22:41:47] <ghostchibi> what the fuck is going on in here
[22:41:53] <Voct> Echo - never mind, found it. Thanks anyway.
[22:41:55] <Sentinel> Everything.
[22:41:58] <salvagebar> Tox is no longer able to see himself as human, requiring empathy for other humans.
[22:41:58] <AlexW> Bad things.
[22:41:59] <Apocalyte> what is this olaf thing?
[22:42:11] <Echo> Voct: What
[22:42:15] <Voct> Apocalyte - "I Sing of Olaf Glad and Big", a poem by e.e. cummings
[22:42:29] <Apocalyte> aww but i like ee cummings
[22:42:31] <Echo> What did you find
[22:42:44] <discopig> scp-284
[22:42:44] <Nala> discopig: The Twins (rating: +24, 6 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-284
[22:42:46] <AlexW> Snakes. Loads of snakes,
[22:42:50] <Voct> Echo - I scrolled up and found your comments on the poem.
[22:42:53] <AlexW> I hate snakes.
[22:42:55] <Echo> Ah
[22:43:07] <TheFrozenOne> hi
[22:43:17] <Voct> Apocalyte - do you pity this busy monster?
[22:43:22] <TheFrozenOne> this nick better?
[22:43:34] <TheFrozenOne> (it's almostreademall)
[22:43:41] <AlexW> Oh, hi.
[22:43:48] * TheFrozenOne is now known as TheChosenOne
[22:43:48] <Apocalyte> voct, manunkind?
[22:43:49] <AlexW> Didn't see you their.
[22:44:13] <salvagebar> What is wrong with "AlmostReadEmAll"?
[22:44:19] <Echo> :|
[22:44:19] * TheChosenOne is now known as TheDozingOne
[22:44:31] <TheDozingOne> Tox didnt like ti
[22:44:33] <TheDozingOne> it
[22:44:45] <ascetica> Voct: I don't understand the second bit of the last line "More blond than you."
[22:44:47] <salvagebar> ECHO
[22:44:47] <AlexW> I am secretly
[22:44:48] * TheDozingOne is now known as TheCozyOne
[22:44:48] <salvagebar> NO
[22:44:49] <AlexW> In love
[22:44:52] <AlexW> With
[22:45:01] <AlexW> MC&D
[22:45:01] <salvagebar> ECHO THEY KILLED MY BEST ASSAULT MAJOT
[22:45:12] <ascetica> is it just saying he's braver and fairer
[22:45:14] <TheCozyOne> AlexW:WTF?
[22:45:20] <AlexW> Yup.
[22:45:21] <TheCozyOne> .seen Zupoman
[22:45:22] <Nala> TheCozyOne: I last saw Zupoman at 2013-05-12 10:03:38 PDT (9 h 48 m 19 s ago) saying: is SCP-001 supposed to be an SCP that is the origin of SCPs?.
[22:45:27] <AlexW> I'm a sinner.
[22:45:43] <salvagebar> OMFG it took me so long to get someone up to Major he was so awesome — only you can understand my pain Echo :<
[22:45:47] * Nadelmann borrows TheCozyOne
[22:45:48] <Mr_Wilt> Feels like summer.
[22:45:51] * Nadelmann drapes over his shoulders.
[22:45:55] * TheCozyOne is now known as TheNosyOne
[22:45:58] * Nadelmann yess warm at last
[22:45:59] <Nadelmann> goddamnit
[22:46:03] <ghostchibi> lol
[22:46:05] * Nadelmann abort mission
[22:46:11] <TheNosyOne> What are all of HEY NEEDLEMAN
[22:46:12] <Mr_Wilt> salvagebar: I know your pain.
[22:46:20] <salvagebar> FUCKING CYBRDISKS
[22:46:27] <AlexW> Hey, NosyOne,
[22:46:36] <Nadelmann> HEY YOU. How's it going?
[22:46:40] <TheNosyOne> I a almostreademall
[22:46:46] <AlexW> Wanna hear about my personal problems?
[22:46:49] <salvagebar> Mr_Wilt i need to mourn
[22:46:51] * TheNosyOne is now known as AlmostReadEmAll
[22:46:56] <Echo> salvagebar: :(
[22:46:56] <AlexW> Better,
[22:47:02] <AlexW> Much better.
[22:47:02] <AlmostReadEmAll> AlexW:SURE
[22:47:07] <AlexW> Okay!
[22:47:11] <AlmostReadEmAll> WHY THE HELL NOT
[22:47:18] <AlmostReadEmAll> *SARCASM FAILED*
[22:47:24] <salvagebar> The only good thing is that I am coming out of this mission with two live, stunned Mutons
[22:47:31] <AlmostReadEmAll> *ABORT PROGRAM*
[22:47:40] <Echo> salvagebar: Play this at his funeral http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZdS2KKvwVo
[22:47:40] <Nala> Echo: 03-Admiral And Commander by GalacticaTurkey (3 m 19 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZdS2KKvwVo - published Wed Apr 2, 2008 - 4.94/5.00 (1118.0, +1102/-16), 299,595 views
[22:47:51] <AlmostReadEmAll> scp-2000-J
[22:47:51] <AlexW> I secretly yearn for an ops approval, and I have no friends in real life.
[22:47:51] <Nala> AlmostReadEmAll: Dunky the Funky Werecat 2000: Werecat Strikes Back (rating: +81, 4 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2000-j
[22:47:51] <salvagebar> But it is not worth it. RIP "All Day" — such a cool nickname
[22:47:54] <AlexW> As well….
[22:47:59] <AlmostReadEmAll> this one is weird
[22:48:27] <Echo> Two mutons?
[22:48:27] * mcrfan343 (moc.rr.ser.cn.4E653875-CRInys|tibbiM#moc.rr.ser.cn.4E653875-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined
[22:48:33] <AlexW> Mutton?
[22:48:34] <Echo> For one of your troops?
[22:48:35] * mcrfan343 has left
[22:48:39] * mcrfan343 (moc.rr.ser.cn.4E653875-CRInys|tibbiM#moc.rr.ser.cn.4E653875-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined
[22:48:39] <Echo> A poor trade indeed.
[22:48:42] <TheAlly> .tell ghostchibi She didn't
[22:48:42] <Nala> TheAlly: I'll pass that along.
[22:48:48] * mcrfan343 has left
[22:48:53] <Echo> …
[22:49:00] <salvagebar> I know, Echo
[22:49:06] <salvagebar> I know
[22:49:09] <ghostchibi> TheAlly: she didn't what
[22:49:13] <Echo> Was he the one who captured them?
[22:49:13] <AlmostReadEmAll> scp-006-J
[22:49:14] <Nala> AlmostReadEmAll: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING (rating: +275, 6 revisions) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-006-j
[22:49:18] <salvagebar> Is there an option to let the troops torture one?
[22:49:21] <TheAlly> take anthony with her
[22:49:22] <AlmostReadEmAll> YRES
[22:49:22] <AlexW> yes!
[22:49:27] <salvagebar> Just to make me feel better
[22:49:29] <Echo> salvagebar: That's pretty much what happens to them
[22:49:32] <ghostchibi> TheAlly: well shit
[22:49:36] <Echo> They get tortured to death by the german chick
[22:49:38] * AlmostReadEmAll is now known as OneMoreLevel
[22:49:41] <AlexW> AlmostReadEmAll: you are my friend now.
[22:49:49] <salvagebar> She seems so nice, though
[22:49:50] <OneMoreLevel> How do I use /alias?
[22:49:54] <Apocalyte> dude that german lady is a fucking xenosadist
[22:49:59] <OneMoreLevel> AlexW: What?
[22:50:05] <Apocalyte> she tortures them with a smile on her face
[22:50:18] <salvagebar> She seems really nice to people, though
[22:50:27] <salvagebar> I see her as a reluctant torturer
[22:50:31] <Apocalyte> oh my yes, pleasant as all get out
[22:50:38] * Jekeled has left
[22:50:50] <Apocalyte> but she will electrofuck you to death for the sake of elerium info
[22:51:08] <Echo> Doctor Vahlen: 8/10, would bang
[22:51:10] <Voct> ascetica - I'm not sure either. Part of it is "Olaf was a Scandinavian immigrant, and thus blond", but….
[22:51:16] * OneMoreLevel is now known as SCP-001
[22:51:21] <SCP-001> yes.
[22:51:23] <salvagebar> Apocalyte it is war, and in war, sometimes we do things we are not proud of.
[22:51:25] <AlexW> Yes.
[22:51:28] <SCP-001> So much win.
[22:51:31] <Echo> SCP-001: Do not come back for 24 hours
[22:51:34] * Echo sets ban on *!*@synIRC-85CACADB.client.mchsi.com
[22:51:34] * Echo has kicked SCP-001 from #site19 (Echo)
[22:51:40] <ghostchibi> oh well
[22:51:41] <AlexW> Ouch,
[22:51:49] <Tox|Tab> ?good call echo
[22:51:58] <AlexW> Someone should apply water to that burn.
[22:52:02] <salvagebar> Dr. Vahlen has that hair-tied-back look going on. Man, I love that.
[22:52:04] <Echo> Tox|Tab: Could you do me a favor and log that on 05, please.
In addition, last night he was posting random porn links (he was tagging them as NSFW; it wasn't bad that they were porn, it was just derailing the conversation with random idiocy) and trying to trick users into posting their passwords in open chat. He confessed as much to me in PMs, but I don't have logs of this. I was waiting for a third strike so I could ban him myself, but I suck at ipbans and he had a hostmask up and I suck all around so I gave him a verbal warning and told him to knock it off. Glad he's out of the system.
With this new information, plus his behavior in other channels(he came in FR and acted like a dink/ban evaded) I'd advocate making this a permaban.
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!
Also agreeing with permaban. Admitted trolling, being a problem user in multiple areas. Fuck no we don't need that.
(Was actually gonna advocate for this earlier this week but didn't want to post via phone. Needless to say, strongly in agreement here.)
EDIT: Link to earlier thread: http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-652111/almostreadthemall
Third permaban.
Ran into my chatroom and began spamming dots.
Djoric forgot how-to ban, and I beat Jekeled seconds to it. :P
And he returns.
(12:58:03 AM) mckryall [~moc.ishcm.tneilc.3133917-CRInys|muidA#moc.ishcm.tneilc.3133917-CRInys|muidA] entered the room.
Fun starts here:
(2:08:15 AM) mckryall: ever heard Almostreademall
(2:08:18 AM) BearpuncherPrime: Samantha: ANYWAY
(2:08:30 AM) mckryall: almost-read-em-all
(2:08:33 AM) BearpuncherPrime: i'm still not sure i follow your proposal, have you used the forum yet?
(2:08:39 AM) ProcyonLotor: the user
(2:08:44 AM) ProcyonLotor: is that who you are
(2:08:46 AM) PeppersGhost: As a matter of fact, it was a dare. One of my college friends dared me to make a skip that exclusively killed puppies.
(2:08:47 AM) Tox: mckryall: I remember a user by that name
(2:08:55 AM) mckryall: ok
(2:08:57 AM) Samantha: Yeah… I would love to explain it to you Bear, perhaps it is better in a private session or what you call it? I don't want to flood the chat.
(2:08:59 AM) mckryall: that was me
(2:09:00 AM) ProcyonLotor: pretty sure they got b&
(2:09:00 AM) Tox: PeppersGhost: That makes me feel….somewhat better
(2:09:01 AM) PeppersGhost: Although everything beyond that point is entirely my fault.
(2:09:08 AM) mckryall: tox
(2:09:17 AM) mckryall: how long have you had that nick
(2:09:21 AM) BearpuncherPrime: we're discussing potential SCPs, flood away
(2:09:34 AM) BearpuncherPrime: it'd be a step up from most evenings
(2:09:37 AM) Samantha: It was more my idea on how to do it really.
(2:09:43 AM) Tox: mckryall: ….
(2:09:48 AM) Tox: Are you thick in the fucking head?
(2:09:51 AM) Samantha: And I… I am shy okay!
(2:09:52 AM) Tox: Get out.
(2:09:52 AM) Samantha: :P
(2:10:01 AM) mckryall: ?
(2:10:04 AM) BearpuncherPrime: Tox: BEHAVE
(2:10:09 AM) BearpuncherPrime: YOU'RE SCARING THE NEW PERSON
(2:10:15 AM) ***Samantha is scared.
(2:10:15 AM) mckryall: not new
(2:10:25 AM) ProcyonLotor: Samantha: don't worry, not about you
(2:10:38 AM) Samantha: I know I am just kidding :)
(2:10:44 AM) mckryall: I talked with whatever person likes tentacle monsters sexually last time I was here
(2:10:48 AM) mckryall: then I ledt
(2:10:50 AM) mckryall: left
(2:10:58 AM) BearpuncherPrime: Samantha: i think what would help me
(2:11:00 AM) Tox: You got banned.
(2:11:03 AM) mckryall: that was like 6 months ago
(2:11:04 AM) Tox: You're still banned.
(2:11:06 AM) BearpuncherPrime: is explain this process you're thinking about from start to finish
(2:11:09 AM) TroyL [rehtaF.ruoY.mA.I|tegoR.oN#rehtaF.ruoY.mA.I|tegoR.oN] entered the room.
(2:11:09 AM) mode (+o TroyL) by ChanServ
(2:11:10 AM) mckryall: what?
(2:11:19 AM) Samantha: Okay, I will try! Do bear with me.
(2:11:30 AM) mckryall: no, I talked with the person 6 months ago
(2:11:41 AM) mckryall: I wan't reading what you said
(2:12:02 AM) Samantha: First we move into the realm of rp *moves hand around dramatically* since the process of writing this SCP is basically an rp session/scene what not.
(2:12:21 AM) mckryall: Aughohgod
I then notified Dexanote in another channel, flagged the relevant 05 thread, and PMed him the supporting log from 19.
…
(2:19:37 AM) Dexanote: mckryall: You're Almostreademall?
…
(2:20:30 AM) Dexanote: mckryall: Please answer.
…
(2:22:34 AM) mode (+b *!*@synIRC-7193313.client.mchsi.com) by Dexanote
(2:22:34 AM) mckryall left the room (Kicked by Dexanote (Dexanote)).
Thank you Tox, for bringing it to my attention and collecting the logs. Dude alleges to be ALMOSTREADEMALL, doesn't respond when I inquire. Mibbit kickbanned.
Someone named theone showed up in Site 17 today.
23:50 Zyn Evening, Site 17.
23:50 Wogglebug Different IP, I think.
23:50 Wogglebug Also, tehone, how old are you?
23:50 Zyn Is there a question here?
23:51 Wogglebug Not an especially difficult-to-answer one, Zyn.
23:51 Tox|Tab Hostmask is not a match
23:51 Wogglebug I know Tox. I checked.
23:51 Tox|Tab However
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23:51 theone im 19 but i have adhd so i am vary easy to fool
23:52 Tox|Tab This site requires proper use of the English language
23:52 Wogglebug Or at least passable usage, really.
23:53 Tox|Tab You don't meet either standard at present.
23:53 theone i haven't bean able to spell my hole life but i have bean learning as i go
23:54 Tox|Tab You've got a ways to go.
23:54 theone i know righting helps me it gives me a reason to learn
23:55 Tox|Tab Well given that you should be a high school graduate judging by your stated age…you should have gotten s fi
23:55 Tox|Tab Gotten a firm grasp of English /well/ before coming here
23:56 theone i can speak beater then i can right
23:56 Tox|Tab Irrelevant.
23:56 theone what are u a darlix
23:57 Tox|Tab I don't even know what that is, except possibly a horrible mangling of 'Dalek'
23:57 Wogglebug Maybe a Derelict?
23:58 Wogglebug A Delphox?
23:58 Wogglebug A Great Dane?
23:58 Tox|Tab Woof
23:58 theone the doctor who monster
23:58 Tox|Tab Dalek. How can you miss it that badly?
23:59 Wogglebug Intentionally, perhaps. Or perhaps not.
23:59 Wogglebug S'hard to say.
23:59 Tox|Tab Either way.
23:59 Wogglebug Is English your first language, theone?
23:59 theone like i sad can't spell vary well
23:59 Zyn Then you won't be able to write SCPs very well.
00:00 Tox|Tab And you'll be torn to ribbons.
00:00 theone and yes born and raised in the us
00:00 Tox|Tab If you're really a high school graduate you'd be able to spell much better
00:01 Tox|Tab Unless the state of education these days is sorrier than I ever thought possible
00:02 Zyn It's best to just state your real age, otherwise people will hold you to higher standards.
00:03 theone i haven't bean capable of spelling correctly since i was in pre school and i was born on 10 11 1994
00:04 Tox|Tab Still calling bull
00:04 Tox|Tab You would have learned spelling through schooling
00:04 Tox|Tab All throughout
00:05 Zyn The fact that you have a registered nick indicates that you should be capable of middle school spelling.
00:07 theone i have learning disability's so its harder for me to spell but i can pot a good story together i have made a few books just haven't had them published
00:07 Tox|Tab Don't care
00:07 Tox|Tab Your learning disability will buy you no clemency
00:08 Tox|Tab You /will/ be held to the same standards, LD or no
00:08 theone okay now that's just unprofessional
00:08 Silberescher "unprofessional"
00:08 Tox|Tab …how so?
00:09 Zyn theone, if you can write a few books, then you can make a wikidot account.
00:09 Tox|Tab Enforcing a uniform set of standards and expecting everyone to conform is unprofessional?
00:09 Tox|Tab Trot that by me again.
00:10 Nusquam quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.90.1 [Firefox 25.0.1/20131112160018])
00:11 theone saying you don't care i could be a nice guy if you get to know me but i gess my scp will not get told and he was going to be a grate one
00:11 Tox|Tab One. I doubt it.
00:12 Zyn Hey, Tox, reign it in there.
00:12 Zyn Let's keep this civil.
00:12 Tox|Tab Roger, Zyn, apologies.
00:12 Tox|Tab Salient point is this
00:12 theone the immortal samurai
00:13 Tox|Tab It doesn't matter what learning disabilities you claim to have.
00:13 Zyn theone, this place isn't for discussing potential SCP drafts.
00:13 Tox|Tab You /will/ be held to site standards.
00:13 Zyn This is for people to ask staff questions.
00:13 Tox|Tab Proper use of the language, tone, formatting.
00:13 Zyn General chat is in another room. If you really want to write an SCP, you'll need to join the wiki first.
00:14 theone well i was going to join but you heart my feelings ill tack my story elswhere maybe ill mack a book out of it
00:15 Zyn It's your decision.
00:15 Clef l…
00:15 Clef what
00:15 Clef I
00:15 Clef what
00:15 Clef was that?
00:16 theone i like the scp' i thenk they are amazing thing ant the minds that mack them even more so
00:16 Tox|Tab No idea clef
00:16 Clef the minds that mack them
00:16 Clef …
00:16 Tox|Tab Am ded
00:16 Clef like a truck?
00:16 Zyn theone, just so you know, the word "mack" can also refer to kissing.
00:16 Zyn Clef, if you can't be coherent, please take a break from the chat.
00:17 theone ik forgive my miss spell i do get over exsited sometimes
00:18 Zyn You're currently talking to people who have college level or above writing experience. You will be taken as seriously as your writing presents you.
00:18 Tox|Tab No. I don't and won't forgive your misspellings.
00:18 Zyn Tox.
00:18 Zyn Let me deal with this, please.
00:18 Tox|Tab Roger.
00:20 theone i didn't expect you to forgive me i just am looking for ways to use my ideas and to find friends
00:20 Zyn That would be general chat.
00:20 Zyn Thing is, it's best to get accepted onto the main site first before joining general chat.
00:21 Zyn As I've said before, this chatroom is a place for staff to answer questions. If you don't have an account on the mainsite, you don't need to lurk here unless you're waiting for someone to answer something.
00:22 theone i know but i sad ill go right to the big wigs and im not that good with computers my format is pen and paper
00:22 theone dang miss spells
00:23 Zyn What is your question?
00:23 Silberescher quit (Ping timeout: 183 seconds)
00:24 theone i was going to ask if a newcomer like myself would ever have a place in scp given my spelling difficulty's
00:24 Silberescher joined #site17
00:24 +++ ChanServ has given halfop to Silberescher
00:25 Tox|Tab If you fix them.
00:25 Zyn It depends on how much effort you put into fixing your spelling.
00:25 Tox|Tab If not? No.
00:25 Zyn Like I said, most people here have college level or above writing experience.
00:26 Zyn Since you're 19, you'll be held to that standard.
00:26 theone ah there in lay's the challenge that's what is what i wanted
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00:28 theone i say this no challenge no fun
00:28 Tox|Tab Some challenges are…insurmountable.
00:29 Zyn You'd think that if you wanted a challenge, you'd say you were 21.
00:29 theone only to some to me nothing in impossible only improvable
00:32 theone that's why even with my LD as u pot it i still graduated from high school a year before everyone in my school year
00:33 Tox|Tab …
00:33 Zyn So are you in college now?
00:35 theone getting there my family has financial issues so i'm finding it a challenge to get in one
00:36 Zyn I see. Best of luck, then.
00:36 Zyn Have you considered applying for scholarships? Graduating a year early is impressive.
00:37 theone thank you see i'm not as hopeless as i first come off as
00:38 theone i have but we haft to see witch one i apply for cus i do still have a LD
00:41 theone but i am wanting to learn how to spell better then i do now
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00:42 Zyn What made you decide to graduate a year early?
00:43 Zyn Also, mind joining #site19 for a moment?
00:43 Zyn This chatroom is for questions, not general chat.
00:46 theone well as u can guess having a LD i was bulled allot so i just worked hard and took the student way out and talk to you later
00:46 Zyn You're free to join #site19 if you want to continue general chat and, as you mentioned, make friends on the site.
00:46 Zyn I would recommend creating a wikidot account and joining the site proper though.
00:47 theone ok thank you but first do you haft to pay to have that
00:48 Zyn No.
00:48 theone ok hop to talk to you later
00:48 theone quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Thought he might have been the same troll, but the guy appeared to be coherent at one part in time. I erred on the potential of him actually telling the truth, but if he returns, feel free to ask him if he remembers his birthday.
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