So, Dr Hercule posted this about an hour ago with the url http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1836, then left the edit lock on for a full fifteen minutes before I could move it to the proper URL.
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| Photo of SCP-1836-J playing with his iPhone. |
Item #: SCP-1836-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1836-J is to be held in a normal apartment at all times. The walls need to be plastered with posters of Gandhi, Albert Einstien and Bob Marley. SCP-1836-J is free to roam the facilities as he pleases, but has to escape to his apartment before curfew.
Description: SCP-1836-J is a middle eastern man about 6'2 in height. SCP-1836-J was discovered by U.S Military forces after a struggle with a ten (10) Al-Qaeda soldiers. After killing nine (9) of said soldiers, SCP-836-J was found crouched behind a rock waving a white flag in the air. He was then brought in by the U.S Military for questioning and thats when SCP-1836 demonstrated his ability to pull an infinite amount of weapons out of his turban. SCP-1836-J was then emitted into the SCP Foundation.
During testing, SCP-1836-J has shown to be extremely friendly with everyone he meets. Shaking their hand, getting to know them and informing them about his religion. All personnel that have come in contact with SCP-1836-J have 57% of the time converted to Islamic. If personnel were islamic beforehand, they will engage in a lengthy discussion about said religion. SCP-1836-J has also the unique ability to pull any weapon out of his turban he constantly wears. The weapons, upon inspection, are normal weapons. However, they have been shown to fire an assortment of friendly items, such as: teddy bears, flowers, crushed up cookies and world peace posters. Upon questioning of SCP-1836-J, he informed us that he is Osama Bin Laden's right hand man, and has a telepathic "link" of sorts with Osama Bin Laden. He states that Osama is "a pretty nice guy" and was "influenced by higher powers to do wrong things." He consistently knows Osama's location and openly tells personnel were Osama is, so that they can "bring him presents to make him happier." One class-D personnel (now terminated) overheard this, and immediately went and told the United States Government of his position. This led to Osama Bin Laden's death. For three (3) months, SCP-1836-J was in a extremely depressed state, crying and yelling that it should have been him instead.
Addendum:
Doctor █████: It is important to note that all personnel should refrain from speaking negatively about the Islamic religion, Al-Qaeda or Osama Bin Laden around SCP-1836-J within 10 meters. Failure to do so results in SCP-1836-J completely ignoring his world peace beliefs, pulling a weapon out of his turban and attempting to fire upon the individual with, of course, no result in harm. This is funny, however should be refrained from as so not to result in SCP-1836-J becoming depressed and/or killing himself.
Then, this exchange happened:
Tuomey Tombstone 7 May 2012, 16:10 GMT
What they said, also he attempts to kill those who speak badly of Islam.
This reads like a troll article to me.
>_>
Dr Hercule 7 May 2012, 16:16 GMT
Damn, you caught me.
This can be deleted now.
UPDATE: As I type this, it appears that he's choosing to self-delete.
While the site rules permit a permaban for trolling, admitting to it should probably be a mitigating factor; plus, it's been noted that he's probably just being dumb, not malicious. I'm thinking a week, and then keeping our eye on him/her. Any other suggestions?
