Why calling me biased towards Yoric is silly:
irclogs/synirc/#site19/#site19.2010-11-28.log:[14:00:53] < Sophos> The US diplomatic cables are being released now
[14:00:56] < Sophos> :toot:
[14:01:11] < Sophos> “Currently released so far… 219 / 251,287”
[14:01:19] < Sophos> Okay, Julian Assange is a cocktease =/
[14:02:05] < Tox> Sophos: what do you mean
[14:04:03] < pooryoric> sophos wants attention, so he says meaningless uninteresting things in cryptic ways in the desperate hope that you'll ask, because initiating actual conversation is several levels of social norm above his apparent capacity for interaction.
[14:04:10] * pooryoric explains!
[14:04:41] < Sophos> Tox: If you haven't been following the news for the past month, you'd know that the US governm—
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[14:05:14] < Sophos> Yoric, I'm really fed up with you doing that
[14:05:17] < Sophos> …
[14:07:56] < Sophos> The reason there are 250k+ cables available is because the diplomatic outposts are hooked up to a large computer network
[14:08:12] < Sophos> And all of the memos are available to anyone with access on the network
[14:08:14] < Tox> also Wikileaks is a good thing
[14:08:28] < Tox> so why the Feds are going herp about it is anyone's guess
[14:08:38] < Sophos> Wikileaks is a good thing, I just don't like it when they release COLLATERAL MURDER without releasing the original videos, etc.
[14:08:56] < PaulS_laptop> Sophos nails why I consider Wikileaks a bunch of fucktards
[14:09:05] < Wilkes> Because people like to pass laws saying you need to respect their security and not hack stuff, instead of actually making them hard to hack
[14:09:14] < Sophos> PaulS: I blame Julian Assange
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[14:09:21] < pooryoric> http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/
[14:09:29] < Sophos> Just like how I blame Jimbo Wales for Wikipedia's awful community
[14:09:30] < pooryoric> this explains it better than I can.
[14:10:14] < pooryoric> or how you blame your mother for your erectile dysfunction?
[14:10:51] < Sophos> Come back when you stop being a troll yoric
[14:10:59] < Tox> Sophos: what do you mean
[14:11:05] < Tox> I'm confused as to what you mean
[14:11:18] < Agasa> jesus…
[14:11:31] < Bodhisvaha> What the hell started this?
[14:11:32] < pooryoric> I'm never a troll, sophos. I just honestly don't like you. but, I'm in a bad mood and may perhaps be meaner than I intend.
[14:13:38] < Sophos> That's like saying you have ADD so we should overlook your personal misgivings in chat. If all you can do about your mood is to just single me out for no reason, then I suggest you turn off your computer and blow off steam elsewhere. The channel shouldn't be your emotional outlet.
[14:13:57] < Tox> Sophos, chillax bro
[14:14:39] <@Doctor_Light> Guys, come on, act civil and move on
[14:14:40] < pooryoric> sophos, if it makes you feel better, I forgive you.
irclogs/synirc/#site19/#site19.2010-12-03.log:[19:27:54] < pooryoric> sophos, would you like some attention? good grief
irclogs/synirc/#site19/#site19.2010-12-05.log:[20:07:22] < pooryoric> sophos, you're probably a tolerable person under all the whining, and will eventually succeed at something
irclogs/synirc/#site19/#site19.2010-12-05.log:[20:16:46] < pooryoric> sophos was a struggle, I'll admit
irclogs/synirc/#site19/#site19.2010-12-09.log:[16:09:47] < pooryoric> hey look, I do cause and effect like sophos
irclogs/synirc/#site19/#site19.2010-12-10.log:[00:20:46] < pooryoric> sophos, you are my favority troll
[00:21:02] < pooryoric> sometimes it's almost like you are a real human being with real feelings
[00:21:10] < pooryoric> but never quite
[00:21:13] < pooryoric> which is nice
[00:21:31] < pooryoric> so, guys. how many amputees does it take to change a lightbulb?
irclogs/synirc/#site19/#site19.2010-12-10.log:[00:33:08] < pooryoric> sophos, you are my favority troll
The last time he was banned:
irclogs/synirc/#site19/#site19.2010-12-15.log:[22:03:21] < pooryoric> "nearly as large as sophos' ego, but slightly smaller that his mom
[22:06:31] < Sophos> pooryoric: I'm getting very sick and tired of your uncalled for insults that you spew 24/7. Cease your endless trolling please. I have better things to do than be highlighted by you all day
[22:07:12] * pooryoric pets sophos on his little head and resumes what he was doing.
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[22:08:15] < Dr_Schubert> Break apparently doesn't like OK Go.
[22:08:15] < Scantron> Hahaha. Oh, wow.
[22:08:17] < pooryoric> …you, uh, don't like ok go?
[22:08:20] < pooryoric> :|
[22:08:25] <@Break> No, the comment about Sophos.
[22:08:56] < pooryoric> pfft. I make comments about everyone. if he can't discern between an obvious joke and a legit insult, fuck 'im
[22:09:26] < pooryoric> lord knows if I'd made a joke about dexanote's mom no one would care
[22:10:06] < Dexanote> I heard Yoric trash talking my mom. Is it time for me to choke a bitch?
[22:10:18] < pooryoric> only if that bitch is your mom, dex
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[22:10:23] < Dr_Schubert> Dexa: Yoric isn't a bitch, he's a snake
[22:10:23] * Scantron reaches for more popcorn.
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[22:10:26] < Rights> I agree wtih Aelanna, for the record, but I'd rather not get involved because this can only end with hours of bitching and needless agression.
[22:10:33] < Rights> As it always does.
[22:10:35] * Aelanna shrugs
[22:10:38] <@TheRaven> Third that, Rights.
[22:10:41] * Rights goes back to her drawins
[22:10:44] < Aelanna> When the good people say nothing, the jerks get worse.
[22:10:48] < Aelanna> That's all I'm saying.
[22:10:51] * Aelanna hugs Rights
[22:10:53] < Dexanote> We all know its not his fault for soming form Hipsterbama.
[22:10:58] < pooryoric> people who don't want to getb involved should, uh, not say anything
[22:11:01] < pooryoric> *get
[22:11:02] < Rights> Too bad
[22:11:06] < Dexanote> Neither of us can spell
[22:11:10] < Rights> Just because I don't want to do anything, doesn't mean that I won't
[22:11:30] < Dr_Schubert> I hate when people take jokes seriously.
[22:11:35] * Scantron runs out of popcorn, buys a slushy.
[22:11:38] < pooryoric> so you do want to get involved in something that should be between me and sophos and maybe break, then?
[22:11:44] < pooryoric> so do I, schubert
[22:11:49] < pooryoric> it's silly
[22:11:52] * Dexanote coughs
[22:11:54] <@Break> ….Yoric.
[22:11:57] <@Break> You say it's silly.
[22:12:00] < Rights> I don't care. If you want me to be involved, keep poking.
[22:12:01] <@Break> And you are -still talking-.
[22:12:04] < Dexanote> Yoric, please, you're less stiupid than this
[22:12:04] < Rights> If you don't, then ignore what I say.
[22:12:05] <@Break> Everyone shut up.
[22:12:13] < Dr_Schubert> A man has a right to defend himself if attacked.
[22:12:22] < chubert> (there's always the +m)…
[22:12:23] < Dexanote> Break has OP though
[22:12:27] *** mode/#site19 [+m] by Break
[22:12:30] <@Break> EVERYONE SHUT UP FUCK
[22:12:37] <@TheRaven> Thank you Break.
[22:12:47] <@Break> Yoric, I don't care if you're kidding or not.
[22:13:17] <@Break> It's not a matter of your joke, if it can even be called that, being serious or not.
[22:13:51] <@TheRaven> Lose the bloody attitude, in essence.
[22:14:05] <@Break> You are on ice -so- thin that it breaks with a touch. You're setting precendents for being a jerk to people, especially because you're a well-known figure on the wiki.
[22:14:14] <@Break> This is making my job -so- much harder than it has to be.
[22:14:58] <@Break> If you are a jerk to people, I will call you out on it.
[22:15:25] <@Break> Drop the attitude, -please-.
[22:15:35] *** mode/#site19 [-m] by Break
[22:15:37] < pooryoric> …
[22:15:44] < Dr_Schubert> Well, I laughed at least.
[22:15:46] <@TheRaven> For me, it's a simple decision. Stop being a jerk to other users, or go away. Your position on the wiki does not matter.
[22:16:01] <@TheRaven> That's all I"m saying on the matter.
[22:16:05] < pooryoric> I'll come back when chat is not full of bitches who get honestly offended by a your momma joke.
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[22:16:09] < Dexanote> …
[22:16:18] < Dr_Schubert> He's got a really good point.
[22:16:19] < Dexanote> Fuck me…
[22:16:21] < Nusquam> Not touching this.
[22:16:27] *** mode/#site19 [+b *!ten.htuoslleb.bom.45191A8E-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.htuoslleb.bom.45191A8E-CRInys|tibbiM] by Break
[22:16:29] < Dexanote> ?
[22:16:30] <@Break> And I'll make sure of that.
[22:16:32] < Dr_Schubert> You guys literally just took a joke 10 kilometers too far.
[22:16:32] <@TheRaven> Thank you.
[22:16:38] <@TheRaven> That's it.
[22:16:41] < Scantron> Who just got the banhammer?
[22:16:41] <@Break> Schubert, it's not the joke.
irclogs/synirc/#site19.2011-04-22.log:[15:52:12] < Gargus> God bloody damnit.
[15:52:14] < Gargus> http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Offended
[15:52:22] < Gargus> Why? Why? Why?
[15:52:51] < pooryoric> gargus
[15:52:56] < Gargus> That page is supposed to be rotting in the lowest depths of hell, not continuing to exist.
[15:52:58] < pooryoric> tag your motherfucking NSFW links
[15:53:30] < Gargus> Sorry. Just… shouldn't we all know by now?
[15:53:48] < pooryoric> chat rules
[15:53:49] *** Gargus was kicked from #site19 by ChanServ [“It's obvious from the URL” has never been a good enough excuse. (Sophos)]
[15:53:57] < pooryoric> tag your links, regardless what the URL says
[15:53:57] < Tox> thank you Sophos o/
[15:54:10] < pooryoric> thank sophos
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[15:54:13] < pooryoric> *thanks
[15:54:14] < Gargus> Anyways, my faith in humanity is shattered.
[15:54:37] < pooryoric> the fact that you're being such a moron about it bothers me far more than the fact that it exists.
irclogs/synirc/#activedutyooc.2011-04-05.log:[20:54:29] < pooryoric> sophos, you're a stupid motherfucker
[20:54:33] < pooryoric> just sayin'
[20:55:20] < Sophos> Hey yoric, remember why you were banned from 19? Because of shit like that. Grow up.
—Maybe a friendly jab? Doubt it—
irclogs/synirc/#site19.2011-04-23.log:[12:17:14] < pooryoric> sophos kicks with stealth from the shadows while looking at scary porn
irclogs/synirc/#site19.2011-04-26.log:[18:25:36] < fng> Hey, can I ask somthing?
[18:25:42] < pooryoric> no, fng. you can't.
[18:25:49] < Dexanote> Yeah, you can, FNG
[18:25:49] < pooryoric> proceed.
[18:25:53] <@Dr_Kens> fng, go a head.
[18:26:48] < fng> Is there a whole story behind SCP? is there a plot to it all, or is it just the specimens that are the story, along with the facility/company?
[18:27:13] < Sophos> No. No, yes
[18:27:16] < pooryoric> fng, go to the tab at the top of the wiki that says "information" and click those links
[18:27:33] < Sophos> Easiest question ever
[18:27:41] <@Dr_Kens> fng, how'd you find us?
[18:28:19] < pooryoric> hey sophos, try actually being helpful and giving some real information once in a while, hmm
[18:28:34] < Sophos> Yeah
[18:28:47] < Sophos> Because pointing him to the information tab is more helpful than directly answering it
irclogs/synirc/#site19.2011-04-29.log:[20:04:35] *** Gargus was kicked from #site19 by ChanServ [Choose a gender (Sophos)]
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[20:05:05] < Gargus> How about I take a third option and choose no gender?
[20:05:10] < Gargus> That solves all our problems.
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[20:05:25] < PureLocke> and then an outbreak of the gender switcher fell upon the chat
[20:05:29] < Pagan> ..I did. The "I am hurt" was from Yoric calling me a dickshoe…
[20:05:35] < Gargus> No it didn't.
[20:05:51] < Gargus> Just because I do something doesn't mean everyone has to.
[20:05:53] < pooryoric> oh man
[20:05:53] < Lobster_Horde> and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
[20:05:54] < Pagan> I'm staying out of this… this… NONSENSE
[20:05:54] * Andi snickers.
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[20:05:59] < Pagan> To generator Rex.
[20:06:07] < pooryoric> when sophos is the one telling you to pick a gender you KNOW you fucked up
Probably the only thing that can be construed as a friendly jab by some people:
[20:07:37] < pooryoric> .gis manboobs
[20:07:38] < Grapewhistle> pooryoric: http://www.admit-one.net/webimages/man-boobs.jpg
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[20:09:45] < pooryoric> oh sophos. you know I love you most for your sense of humor.
[20:19:07] < Gargus> He doesn't have his Nuka-Cola yet.
[20:19:10] < Gargus> So no talky.
[20:19:22] < Scantron> i'm thirsty andi
[20:19:33] < Andi> Drink my scorn.
[20:19:35] * Andi scorns.
[20:19:42] < Pagan> Punch him twice.
[20:19:51] < Gargus> With a Power Fist
[20:19:51] * Scantron punches andi
[20:19:52] * Scantron punches andi
[20:19:55] * Andi punches Scantron twice.
[20:19:57] < pooryoric> okay cuntsocks
[20:20:00] * Andi is not a dude.
[20:20:01] * Scantron is not punched
[20:20:03] < pooryoric> SCP writing time
[20:20:07] < Andi> Oops.
[20:20:07] < pooryoric> YOU
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[20:20:12] < pooryoric> PAGAN
[20:20:14] < Pagan> HAHAHHAHHAHA
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[20:20:22] < pooryoric> GIVE ME THREE VIABLE SCP IDEAS
[20:20:23] < Pagan> Yessum, Yoric?
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[20:20:32] < Sophos> Seriously you guy
[20:20:32] < Sophos> s
[20:20:33] < Gargus> Ooh. Intrigue.
[20:20:34] < Sophos> Stop that
[20:20:39] < Sophos> It's really goddamn annoying
[20:20:49] < Andi> I blame Scantron. Also sorry.
[20:20:49] < Sophos> All this role-playing and just general
[20:20:50] < Sophos> one
[20:20:50] < Sophos> line
[20:20:52] < Sophos> typing
[20:20:53] < pooryoric> you're making sophos snippy you guys
[20:20:57] < Sophos> is going to end up in bans
[20:20:58] < pooryoric> stop that
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[20:21:24] < Pagan> Hmm… three ideas eh?
[20:21:33] < pooryoric> I'm sorry, but we've thrown off the emperor's groove
irclogs/synirc/#site19.2011-04-30.log:[11:28:29] < pooryoric> the idjit who failed at self deletion about thirteen seconds ago, sophos. keep up, chappy.
irclogs/synirc/#site19.2011-05-10.log:[14:31:09] < pooryoric> guys, sophos apparently just caught on to the fact that copyright law is bullshit and broken
irclogs/synirc/#site19.2011-05-10.log:[14:35:40] < pooryoric> guys, sophos apparently just caught on to the fact that intellectual property law is bullshit and broken
irclogs/synirc/#site19.2011-05-10.log:[20:44:54] * pooryoric dry humps syka
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[20:46:06] < pooryoric> sophos u jelly
[20:46:09] < pooryoric> :D
[20:46:13] < pooryoric> e jelly
[20:47:01] < Gargus> Being kicked like that makes me wonder.
[20:47:06] < Gargus> Sophos: Why don't you have a star?
[20:47:32] < Scuttlebutt> Sophos is a ninja OP
[20:47:38] < Pagan> gargus: The Church of Sophos has power the likes you have never seen.
[20:48:29] < Scuttlebutt> Sophos once kicked me so hard, my computer crashed
[20:49:08] < Pagan> Sophos: Is proclaiming the ways of the Church of Sophos kickable?
[20:49:34] < Pagan> because I'm about to get /evangelical/ in this shit.
[20:49:39] *** Pagan was kicked from #site19 by ChanServ [I am seriously getting tired of the whole church thing. (Sophos)]
[20:49:51] < Gargus> The squid Collective sets him off, so I'm assuming no.
[20:49:54] < pooryoric> sophos will kick you if you so much as insinuate that he's less than perfect. it's pretty incredibad.
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[20:50:21] < BlackWing> Pagan wb
[20:50:25] < Pagan> I feel bad now.
[20:50:25] < Gargus> But… you'd think that a church dedicated to him would imply perfection, yoric.
[20:50:31] *** pooryoric was kicked from #site19 by ChanServ [Nope, just trolls. (Sophos)]
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[22:10:02] < Lumancer> Traditionally speaking, how many members are on the O5 council?
[22:10:14] < Pagan> 13 right?
[22:10:54] < Sophos> Lumancer: It's not really “traditionally” if that's the definition
[22:11:32] < Lumancer> I know, I know, no cannon. I'm just wondering if I'm using one unicode-redaction-block or two
[22:11:44] < Tyber> 2.
[22:11:50] < pooryoric> lumancer, regardless what retarded point sophos wants to make here, there's generally a two digit number of O5s
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[22:13:09] < Lumancer> …I'm screaming and he gets kicked?
[22:13:17] < Lumancer> ….where the hell is the member list
[22:13:20] < Lumancer> dammit Trillian
[22:13:24] < pooryoric> it's cool
[22:13:30] < pooryoric> sophos is just a crappy op
[22:13:32] < Tyber> yoric has a very….vitriolic attitude.
[22:13:51] < Red_Bucket> There's 13 or something
[22:13:59] < Tyber> …if you know who that is, anyway…
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[22:14:50] < Red_Bucket> What the fuck is happening
[22:15:35] < pooryoric> sophos, expressing an opinion you do not like is not trolling. if you want to make something official, fucking do it, but until you have both guts and legitimate reason to take this shit to waxx, you need to stop before I do.
From http://pastebin.com/BpuyBPCb :
irclogs/synirc/#site19.2011-05-12.log:[11:23:37] < pooryoric> unless you want them to be in something you're writing, because "there is no canon" means "not even sophos' opinions count"
irclogs/synirc/#site19.2011-05-12.log:[11:26:22] < pooryoric> sophos, take it to waxx. go ahead. I'll wait.