Namuh banned for one week for AN APPARENT INABILITY TO NOT USE THE CAPS LOCK KEY DESPITE REPEATED SUGGESTIONS FROM OTHER MEMBERS OF THE CHAT TO HOLD SHIFT AND THUS SOLVE THEIR OVERUSE OF CAPITAL LETTERS IN THEIR TYPING.
5:19 PM <NAMUH> HELLO IT TOOK MY DUMB ASS 20 MIN TO FIGURE OUT THIS OUTDATED SHIT
5:19 PM <shaggydredlocks> .s 3450
5:19 PM <%jarvis> shaggydredlocks: SCP-3450: OC DO NOT STEAL (written a day ago by Relevart; rating: 60) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3450
5:19 PM <ZodiacGemini> Calm down NAMUH
5:19 PM <shaggydredlocks> ^ Fucking pure awesome
5:19 PM <NAMUH> I AM CALM
5:20 PM <ZodiacGemini> Then remove your cap lock
5:20 PM <shaggydredlocks> .quit asplodes
5:20 PM <trots> IRC is butts, NAMUH.
5:20 PM <shaggydredlocks> ah
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5:20 PM <NAMUH> BUT DAMN I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ON THIS AGAIN
5:20 PM <trots> Good butts tho
5:20 PM <NAMUH> FUCKING GROUP CHATS AMIRITE
5:21 PM <trots> Can we not caps shout?
5:21 PM <BoogeyMan23> I hope it doesn't take 20 mins to figure out your caps lock
5:21 PM <NAMUH> MY CAPS IS BROKEN, SHIFT IS A PAIN AND FUCK GETTING A NEW KEYBOARD THIS FUCKER HAS BEEN WITH ME SINCE 2010
5:21 PM <Laserman> Open screen keyboard
5:22 PM <ZodiacGemini> No that should take him/her about 4 hours at the least
5:22 PM <NAMUH> AM I EVEN QUALIFIED TO HAVE A GENDER
5:22 PM <ZodiacGemini> Yes I just assumed NAMUH gender
5:22 PM <NAMUH> IM CONVINCED I DONT EVEN HAVE A FUCKING GENDER I MEAN WHAT AM I
5:22 PM <Laserman> Is idiot a gender?
5:22 PM <trots> Seriosly with the caps, NAMUH
5:22 PM <BoogeyMan23> annoying, for one.
5:23 PM <JackIke> NAMUH: turn off your caps please
5:23 PM <NAMUH> *DESKSLAM*
5:23 PM <Klurg|Aximiam> NAMUH just said that their caps is broken
5:23 PM <JackIke> Then hold the Shift key while talking
5:24 PM <trots> Klurg|Aximiam: Honestly, that's an excuse I see all the time.
5:24 PM <Klurg|Aximiam> Seriously?
5:24 PM <JackIke> Unless both their shift keys are stuffed, which means they should have a new keyboard
5:24 PM <NAMUH> I WOULD BE AN EDGY PIECE OF SHIT AND USE THIS AS A TYPING QUIRK TO SEEM SPOOKY AND GODLIKE AND ALL THAT BUT THE LAST TIME SOMEONE DID THAT THEY ENDED UP LEADING A CULT
5:24 PM <ZodiacGemini> And maybe a little less swearing would be nice
5:25 PM <JackIke> NAMUH: alright could you like, just stop talking for a bit while you calm down
5:25 PM <NAMUH> I. AM. CALM.
5:25 PM <ZodiacGemini> I mean I was in the navy but you dont need to swear in every post you make
5:25 PM <NAMUH> SOME PEOPLE ARE THAT IMMATURE ZODIAC
5:26 PM <NAMUH> I MEAN, ITS THE INTERNET
5:26 PM <JackIke> NAMUH: and again, if your caps lock is broken, please hold your Shift key while typing
5:26 PM <ZodiacGemini> And back to our intellectual programming once I put NAMUH on ignore
5:26 PM ← NAMUH was kicked by @ProcyonLotor: Please to be stopping to be a dipshit
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5:27 PM <ZodiacGemini> Or ProcyonLotor could just help us out lol
5:27 PM <ZodiacGemini> Thank you ProcyonLotor
5:27 PM <NAMUH> WAIT, IS THIS MAN AN ENGLISH NATIVE
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5:28 PM <BoogeyMan23> NAMUH: ffs bruh… pls stop?
5:28 PM <JackIke> NAMUH: once again, if your caps lock is broken, please hold the Shift key while talking to type in lowercase
5:28 PM ← NAMUH was kicked by @ProcyonLotor: Your to be speaking is to be giving me a stroke. But seriously cut it the fuck off out with the caps or I'll ban. Thank you and have a nice day :) :) :)
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5:29 PM <NAMUH> > (Your to be speaking is to be giving me a stroke. But seriously cut it the fuck off out with the caps or I'll ban. Thank you and have a nice day )
5:29 PM <NAMUH> THIS TRIGGERED ME
5:29 PM <@ProcyonLotor> Oh boy
5:29 PM <NAMUH> THIS CHAT IS FUCKING SAD
5:29 PM <@ProcyonLotor> Can I go three for three?
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5:29 PM <Randomini> dare to dream procy
5:29 PM <Bunting> …what the hell is going on
5:29 PM <ZodiacGemini> ProcyonLotor is so proper with the Thank you I love it.
5:30 PM <NAMUH> SO PROPER WITH THE NON GRAMMAR
5:30 PM @ProcyonLotor banned *!*@synIRC-CACC564E.hsd1.ut.comcast.net (+b)
5:30 PM <Randomini> cue the "oh baby a triple!" sound clip
5:30 PM ← NAMUH was kicked by @ProcyonLotor: Feel free to consult Strunk & White to correct me during your week break.