imgrillinandimfuckinatthesametime / friendlychatter

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Weak-ass trolling

imgrillinandimfuckinatthesametime / friendlychatter

Quikngruvn 10 Feb 2017 22:37

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[17:21] -->| imgrillinandimfuckinatthesamet (ten.mnigriv.elbac.BD9E136B-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.mnigriv.elbac.BD9E136B-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
[17:21] =-= imgrillinandimfuckinatthesamet was booted from #site19 by jarvis (Your username is inappropriate. Please use "/nick newnick" to change it. You may rejoin with a different username in 10 seconds.)
[17:21] =-= Mode #site19 +b *!*@synIRC-B631E9DB.cable.virginm.net by jarvis
[17:21] =-= Mode #site19 +b imgrillinandimfuckinatthesamet!*@* by jarvis
[17:21] jarvis OP Alert: Kicking imgrillinandimfuckinatthesamet: they have a filty mouth that could use some soap.
[17:21] Blackfluid pulls out DEA badge
[17:21] =-= Mode #site19 -b *!*@synIRC-B631E9DB.cable.virginm.net by jarvis
[17:21] Quikngruvn I should probably say Site19 does not condone underage drinking.
[17:21] Blackfluid Arresting you lot
[17:21] ElkCloner I'm over 19
[17:21] djkaktus Good
[17:21] ElkCloner er
[17:21] Cherry Quikngruvn: actually drinking under 18 is legal here!
[17:21] ElkCloner 18
[17:21] Blackfluid Yeah you really should quikngruvn
[17:21] Cherry Just not buying
[17:21] djkaktus At least in prison the food is free
[17:21] Bouncl do we really need to say that
[17:21] djkaktus And you don't have to pay rent
[17:21] Cherry I can legally 0x1dconsume0x1d alcohol, but not purchase it <3
[17:21] Quikngruvn I dunno, but Imma CYA.
[17:21] ElkCloner I can legally do both
[17:21] -->| friendlychatter (ten.mnigriv.elbac.BD9E136B-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.mnigriv.elbac.BD9E136B-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
[17:22] ElkCloner it's pretty cool
[17:22] Cherry If I ask someone to buy it for me, then buy it from them, and drink it, that's 100% legal
[17:22] Blackfluid Djkaktus you wanna hang with bubba be mah guest
[17:22] friendlychatter hello friends
[17:22] weryllium hi
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[17:22] Blackfluid …..
[17:22] djkaktus Blackfluid: you act like I'm not bubba
[17:22] djkaktus I am like the biggest dude ever made
[17:22] Blackfluid Djkaktus well I certainly don't know
[17:22] Blackfluid How so?
[17:22] djkaktus Now you know~
[17:22] djkaktus Hang on
[17:22] Blackfluid I've seen a headshot of ya
[17:23] Blackfluid went through chat snippets of Kaktus begging
[17:23] Blackfluid Hehehehehe
[17:23] Kalinin my aim is to drive to Indiana, climb on kaktus' shoulders and announce "who run bartertown" to passersby
[17:23] djkaktus I'm on the right here
[17:23] djkaktus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/t18R1X6t/Attach9741_20161217_165337.jpg
[17:23] djkaktus Kalinin: I'll stare mutely at them as we saunter by
[17:23] friendlychatter i have an idea for an scp
[17:23] friendlychatter is this the right channel???
[17:24] Quikngruvn Yup.
[17:24] Kalinin Vacation plans confirmed
[17:24] friendlychatter it is about a giant cock that fuck ur ass till u die
[17:24] djkaktus Nice
[17:24] Blackfluid Jesus Kaktus you may be larger than me.
[17:24] djkaktus friendlychatter: good attempt
[17:24] AwayEldritch Kalinin: "RIDE, MY TRUSTY STEED"
[17:24] djkaktus But a little on the nose
[17:24] friendlychatter what do u think
[17:24] djkaktus It'd be better if it was a giant metaphor
[17:24] Quikngruvn I think you have about three seconds to convince me to not ban your ass, chatter.
[17:24] djkaktus But that's just personal preference
[17:24] friendlychatter it is a metaphor
[17:24] friendlychatter for society
[17:24] friendlychatter and capitalist america
[17:25] ihp Could I get eyes on a UIU tale?
[17:25] shaggydredlocks friendlychatter: sounds impotent and ineffective
[17:25] Blackfluid Down with the bourgoise?
[17:25] Blackfluid Kek
[17:25] Conwell djkaktus: I always forget how tall you are until I see you next to normal sized (tm) people
[17:25] shaggydredlocks idea is limp
[17:25] Quikngruvn CANNONS!
[17:25] shaggydredlocks 0/10
[17:26] djkaktus Quikngruvn: no no, I think he has something here
[17:26] djkaktus Something shit, but who am I to judge
[17:26] djkaktus Blackfluid: yeah I'm real big
[17:26] djkaktus That's my dad in between my brother and I, and he's like 5'8"
[17:26] djkaktus So he's not tall, but that gives context
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[17:26] Blackfluid is also massive but not as wide as kaktus
[17:26] friendlychatter oh
[17:26] friendlychatter sorry
[17:26] friendlychatter i only just saw ur message
[17:26] friendlychatter mr Quikngruvn
[17:26] djkaktus Conwell: accurate
[17:26] friendlychatter as i was saying
[17:26] Blackfluid I'm 6'4" but I still don't wanna take ya on
[17:26] djkaktus Blackfluid: College food was not kind.
[17:26] Blackfluid HAHAHAHAH
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[17:26] ElkCloner Could someone please tell me what an scp is?
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[17:27] ElkCloner I'm a little confused by all this
[17:27] friendlychatter the giant cock (that fuck ur ass till u die) is a metaphor for society as a whole, in fact u could say its a metaphor for trump
[17:27] djkaktus ElkCloner: it's like
[17:27] djkaktus An anomaly
[17:27] friendlychatter i think he wears diapers????
[17:27] djkaktus And somebody went and took that thing and hid it
[17:27] Blackfluid An anomalous object, location, or entity is an SCP
[17:27] djkaktus So people don't freak out
[17:27] qptain_Nemo or occurence
[17:27] djkaktus And that person gives it an ID number
[17:27] Bouncl i am already so bored with this
[17:27] Quikngruvn Elk, how'd you find this place?
[17:27] djkaktus And then it becomes an SC0
[17:27] djkaktus Er
[17:27] djkaktus P
[17:27] Blackfluid SC0?
[17:27] friendlychatter can my scp be scp-69 ????
[17:27] weryllium secure contain 0 results found
[17:27] friendlychatter or scp-420
[17:27] djkaktus Blackfluid: fingers
[17:28] djkaktus friendlychatter: you're like
[17:28] djkaktus Really dumb, right
[17:28] friendlychatter does anyone here follow jesus on twitter?
[17:28] Blackfluid I blame the government's education system
[17:28] ElkCloner I have used synirc for ages, but not logged on for a good few years. Saw this chan, looked interesting
[17:28] djkaktus Do your parents know you're using their computer
[17:28] ElkCloner huh?
[17:28] friendlychatter they are dead
[17:28] friendlychatter i killed them
[17:28] ElkCloner it's my computer
[17:28] Quikngruvn How old are you, friendlychatter?
[17:28] friendlychatter #scp parents dead
[17:28] shaggydredlocks wonders how long this'll go on before the hammer drops
[17:28] friendlychatter ooh wait
[17:28] weryllium ElkCloner: they're talking to the troll
[17:28] djkaktus Quikngruvn: does it matter
[17:28] weryllium you're good
[17:28] djkaktus Lmao
[17:28] friendlychatter can i write an scp about killing my parents and then using the computer
[17:28] friendlychatter its me, im the anomaly
[17:28] ElkCloner Thanks, she died
[17:28] ElkCloner sorry, wrong channel
[17:28] djkaktus friendlychatter: I mean, at least they don't have to deal with you anymore right
[17:29] djkaktus Silver linings
[17:29] djkaktus Small blessings
[17:29] Bouncl this is so low effort that it does not even slightly pique my interest
[17:29] djkaktus Etc
[17:29] shaggydredlocks djkaktus: damn, even I felt the heat off that burn
[17:29] qptain_Nemo ElkCloner: it's a fiction writing community that focuses on a fictional organization that deals with anomalous supernatural phenomena, mostly by containing it and studying it
[17:29] friendlychatter djkaktus u better shut ur mouth u cheeky little cunt i swer to christ i‘ll hook u in the gabber m8
[17:29] ihp friendlychatter: how old are you?
[17:29] djkaktus shaggydredlocks: I’ve been real bored today
[17:29] djkaktus friendlychatter: did you not like
[17:29] djkaktus See the image I just posted
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[17:29] =-= friendlychatter was booted from #site19 by Bouncl (pls go)

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Re: imgrillinandimfuckinatthesametime / friendlychatter

ProcyonLotor 10 Feb 2017 23:45

Sometimes, children gather around me, and sit down for Procy's storytime.

"Mr. Procy, why are you always so mean to the people you ban?" one little girl asks, eyes bright with innocence and wonder.

"Well, sweetie," I begin, "whenever I fucking have the least amount of goddamn faith in anyone it instantly comes around to bite me in the ass."

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4:37:45 PM F<friendlychatter> Hi
4:37:49 PM E<ElkCloner> sweet, another site
4:37:51 PM F<friendlychatter> Sorry, my little brother was on my computer.
4:38:01 PM E<ElkCloner> what's the difference between site 17, site 18 and site 19?
4:38:03 PM A<AwayEldritch> ops
4:38:04 PM F<friendlychatter> I had to leave to answer the door.
4:38:16 PM S<@Silber> That always sucks.
4:38:19 PM F<friendlychatter> I ordered dominos, with mtn dew btw
4:38:19 PM S<@Silber> Who was at the door?
4:38:22 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> friendlychatter: we don't believe that excuse from anyone, I'm afraid
4:38:25 PM F<friendlychatter> And dominos cookies
4:38:44 PM Well, I would understand that if I was speaking like he was
4:38:50 PM B<@Bouncl> I'm going to uphold the ban on the basis of: you ordered cookies from dominos, you trash person
4:38:51 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> Even if it's true, you're still banned for allowing a troll to use your account
4:39:09 PM So whether or not it actually was you, your account was used to do it.
4:39:15 PM F<friendlychatter> Haven't we all had the need to answer the door in an emergency?
4:39:21 PM B<@Bouncl> no
4:39:22 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> Person holding the reins? Of surprisingly little use to use
4:39:30 PM *us.
4:39:39 PM F<friendlychatter> :(
4:39:52 PM B<@Bouncl> :)
4:39:57 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> I'm willing to walk it down to a week, I am assuming it was perma.
4:39:58 PM ⇐ @Bouncl quit (ecnuoB.ecnuoB.ecnuoB|lcnuoB#ecnuoB.ecnuoB.ecnuoB|lcnuoB) Quit: have a nice day :
4:40:14 PM F<friendlychatter> Hmmm
4:40:16 PM Q<&Quikngruvn> I'm calling it perma.
4:40:22 PM F<friendlychatter> Is there any quest I can perform to shorten it?
4:40:42 PM Q<&Quikngruvn> I would need to hear a really really convincing argument to shorten from permam.
4:41:08 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> There's your quest. Return to us with a really convincing argument, o knight
4:41:24 PM F<friendlychatter> I didn't want to leave the dominos guy waiting out in the cold rain, so I didn't have time to hit win+L
4:41:29 PM I mean, think about it
4:41:38 PM the poor guy is just trying to do his minimum wage job out in the cold rain
4:41:43 PM and i also really needed that mtn dew
4:41:48 PM (blue shock flavour)
4:41:58 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> Hmm… points off for shit soda choice
4:42:07 PM How much did you tip the guy
4:42:14 PM F<friendlychatter> Don't judge, duder
4:42:21 PM I let him keep the change from a £20
4:42:25 PM it was like £16 something
4:42:29 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> I'm an op, judgement is a job
4:42:56 PM Generous of you, redeems the dew
4:43:00 PM F<friendlychatter> I'm just trying to be friendly here
4:43:06 PM To prove my innocence
4:43:06 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> But that just leaves us where we started
4:43:37 PM F<friendlychatter> You guys are very harsh
4:43:45 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> One moment, we are discussing
4:44:09 PM F<friendlychatter> Thanks buddy
4:44:18 PM I hope we can work this out
4:44:20 PM E<ElkCloner> brb, dominos at the door
4:44:29 PM F<friendlychatter> -_- very funny
4:44:38 PM E<ElkCloner> srsly
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4:45:03 PM E<ElkCloner> fuck my dominos is infected with alien gloop. It's taking over me. Taking over my computer. Making me write things I have no control over
4:45:16 PM BLEWP
4:45:29 PM S<@Silber> That's so fake.
4:45:43 PM Everyone knows it's the Mountain Dew Blue Shock that contains the mind control goop.
4:45:48 PM F<friendlychatter> This guy is trying to make light of my situation
4:45:53 PM A<AwayEldritch> Silber: what is this, alt-soda
4:46:05 PM E<ElkCloner> i think it's a feasable story really
4:46:11 PM I have had similar experiences myself
4:46:23 PM S<@Silber> I miss Mountain Dew Red Alert. That just turned you into various animals forms.
4:46:28 PM E<ElkCloner> I left my computer unattended and when I came back I found my younger sibling masturbating with my mouse
4:46:34 PM → @Pig_catapult (opped) joined
4:46:36 PM E<ElkCloner> it sounds fucking weird but it happened
4:46:43 PM (I threw away the mouse)
4:47:05 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> Well, we all need hobbies
4:47:19 PM E<ElkCloner> the weird thing was, it was the type with the ball in it
4:47:21 PM and the ball was gone
4:47:40 PM i never found that mouse ball
4:47:41 PM ever
4:47:45 PM I dont think I want to
4:47:45 PM ever
4:47:58 PM F<friendlychatter> Can you please not, I'm trying to make a serious appeal here.
4:48:04 PM E<ElkCloner> sorry
4:48:09 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> Okay, friendlychatter
4:48:21 PM Let me begin by saying I remain fairly skeptical.
4:48:24 PM BUT
4:48:54 PM Your story is plausible enough that I'm inclined towards a degree of leniency. I, too, often rush to get the pizza guy.
4:49:22 PM E<ElkCloner> dont forget - he chose mountain dew blue soda blast
4:49:23 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> So we're bringing it down to a week for "learn to at least secure your account" purposes
4:49:25 PM E<ElkCloner> which is awful
4:49:30 PM I would know, I've had it
4:49:33 PM Q<&Quikngruvn> Elk, shh, you're not helping.
4:49:36 PM F<friendlychatter> Dominos or Papas?
4:49:37 PM E<ElkCloner> sorry
4:49:39 PM ← ElkCloner (~ku.oc.bbmeerht.6E6CBF22-CRInys|flowlegnA#ku.oc.bbmeerht.6E6CBF22-CRInys|flowlegnA) was kicked by @ProcyonLotor: your input here is neither wanted nor appreciated
4:50:08 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> I just discovered that Domino's delivered to my place last week, believe it or not.
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4:50:15 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> Didn't used to
4:50:20 PM But anyway
4:50:22 PM E<ElkCloner> I'm sorry, I was not helpful and my input was unconstructive
4:50:26 PM U GAY JERKS
4:50:34 PM ProcyonLotor banned elkcloner!*@* (+b)
4:50:34 PM F<friendlychatter> …
4:50:44 PM Q<&Quikngruvn> WELP!
4:50:55 PM ProcyonLotor banned *!*@@synIRC-22FBC6E6.threembb.co.uk (+b)
4:50:57 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> Fuck
4:51:06 PM A<AwayEldritch> gj
4:51:10 PM ProcyonLotor banned *!*@synIRC-22FBC6E6.threembb.co.uk (+b)
4:51:18 PM C<Cherry> Procy4Admin 2017
4:51:21 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> Quik, enforce in 19 if you would.
4:51:33 PM Perma, trolling.
4:51:45 PM Anyway, friendlychatter
4:51:54 PM A<AwayEldritch> ProcyonLotor: 19'd
4:51:57 PM Q<&Quikngruvn> AE got it.
4:51:57 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> You remain banned, but it is now for a period of one week.
4:52:02 PM Thank you, AE
4:52:14 PM F<friendlychatter> Thanks, faggots.
4:52:18 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> Oh hey
4:52:21 PM That was easy
4:52:23 PM Nevermind
4:52:36 PM F<friendlychatter> its about a giant cock that fuck ur ass till u die
4:52:39 PM ← friendlychatter (ten.mnigriv.elbac.BD9E136B-CRInys|tibbiM#ten.mnigriv.elbac.BD9E136B-CRInys|tibbiM) was kicked by @ProcyonLotor: jeez, you try to be generous
4:52:39 PM ProcyonLotor banned friendlychatter!*@* (+b)
4:52:54 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> Let us learn a lesson here
4:52:56 PM From my folly
4:53:02 PM S<@Silber> There is never a little brother.
4:53:10 PM A<AwayEldritch> fucking people man
4:53:11 PM P<@ProcyonLotor> "Don't ever have faith or charitable thoughts about anyone"

Perma upheld.