23:03 | malikc6 | These are the times I wish I could go back to the 4th dimension. |
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23:04 | malikc6 | This reality sucks. It's boring and matter is too dense to be manipulated. |
23:04 | malikc6 | While in the 4th dimension, you can do anything you want. |
23:04 | SkeletonBot | wut |
23:04 | Scantron | just use more energy |
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23:04 | Scantron | or are you too much of a pleb to manage that |
23:04 | malikc6 | Yeah I was born in the 4th dimension but somehow ended up here. I have no idea how |
23:04 | AidenEldritch | do you even giga electronvolts |
23:05 | NineVolt | I can power your dimensional shenanigans if you want |
23:05 | TL333s | jiggawatts? |
23:05 | NineVolt | Just clone me a good few many times |
23:05 | SkeletonBot | Right… |
23:05 | Scantron | i just did the math and the number of giga electron volts i can harness with my machines is less than the number of TGI Fridays' i've been kicked out of |
23:05 | SkeletonBot | 0? |
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23:05 | malikc6 | Seriously is there a way to teleport to other dimensions? |
23:05 | Scantron | anyways TL333s i didn't feel a damn thing while reading this |
23:05 | malikc6 | I hate this reality. |
23:05 | Scantron | sorry m8 |
23:05 | Scantron | malikc6: delete sys32 |
23:06 | SkeletonBot | I don't think so kid |
23:06 | SkeletonBot | Scantron |
23:06 | SkeletonBot | don't be an asshat |
23:06 | Scantron | which part |
23:06 | Tuomey | "delete sys32" |
23:06 | SkeletonBot | Yep |
23:06 | Scantron | oh |
23:06 | malikc6 | Last time I deleted system32, I won a prize. |
23:06 | Scantron | to be fair i don't believe for a second that this is an actual problem malikc6 is experiencing |
23:06 | malikc6 | You should do it to. You'll love your prize |
23:07 | TL333s | scantron: okay, thank you |
23:07 | SkeletonBot | Of course it isn't |
23:07 | malikc6 | And I'll be there to love your reaction. |
23:07 | TL333s | any suggestions? |
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23:07 | Tuomey | malikc6: buddy |
23:07 | Tuomey | pal |
23:07 | Tuomey | friend |
23:07 | golfclubninja | TL333s more spoopy, less poopy |
23:07 | Overandover | Maeeeerp |
23:07 | Tuomey | if someone just got told to not tell people to delete system32 |
23:07 | Scantron | TL333s: man i dunno, there's not really a lot here to build off of? |
23:07 | Tuomey | why would you then do it yourself |
23:07 | malikc6 | Nah you should totally delete it. |
23:08 | malikc6 | It's a major improvement for your computer. |
23:08 | malikc6 | And you get a prize. |
23:08 | TL333s | it's really just about fitting this poem that came to me the other night into the Foundationverse |
23:08 | SkeletonBot | Look I normally wouldn't care about a delete sys 32 joke |
23:08 | SkeletonBot | but |
23:08 | Tuomey | are you being deliberately obtuse or are you genuinely unaware that both SkeletonBot and I are operators |
23:08 | SkeletonBot | You were just seriously asking about hopping dimensions |
23:09 | malikc6 | I really need to know how. |
23:09 | SkeletonBot | Proving my point |
23:09 | malikc6 | Because I hate this reality |
23:09 | Lux | if system 32 gets corrupted do not fuck with bios in attempt to fix it |
23:09 | Lux | i'm stupid ok |
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23:09 | mf99k | .l |
23:09 | jarvis | mf99k: SCP-2348 (written 3 hours ago by Wickerfont) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2348 |
23:09 | jarvis | mf99k: SCP-2916 (written 3 hours ago by DrThomas Cory) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-purple-spiders |
23:09 | jarvis | mf99k: SCP-2895: An E.D Williams Production (written 8 hours ago by Eli Van Ruthenburg) - http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2895 |
23:09 | Solo | mmm |
23:09 | malikc6 | I'm laughing too hard. |
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23:09 | SkeletonBot | malikc6: May I ask you a question? |
23:09 | TL333s | holy shit, bot, update D: |
23:09 | malikc6 | Yeah |
23:09 | SkeletonBot | How old are you? |
23:09 | malikc6 | 20 |
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23:09 | Soulless | is tahunu here |
23:10 | AidenEldritch | .l |
23:10 | jarvis | aideneldritch: Come back later, maybe then I'll do it. |
23:10 | Soulless | Or someonr else who knows about physics |
23:10 | SkeletonBot | I see |
23:10 | Soulless | I have a question about le physics |
23:10 | mf99k | .def snipe |
23:10 | jarvis | mf99k: snipe - noun: 1. Any of various limicoline game birds of the family Scolopacidae, having a long, slender, nearly straight beak. 2. A fool; a blockhead. verb: 1. To shoot at individuals from a concealed place. 2. To make malicious, underhand remarks or attacks. |
23:10 | AbsentmindedNihilist | guys |
23:10 | TL333s | physics is the study of things that don't work right |
23:10 | AbsentmindedNihilist | this video series (youtube link deleted to make beautifier work) |
23:10 | jarvis | absentmindednihilist: True Facts About The Owl - length 4m21s - 119469↑1487↓ - 12,381,913 views - zefrank1 on 2013-07-24 |
23:10 | malikc6 | But yeah I would really like advice for leaving dimensions. |
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23:11 | Solo | prolly cant |
23:11 | Tuomey | Soulless: the important thing to remember about le physics is that it's all in french, as opposed to regular physics |
23:11 | Tuomey | which is typically in math |
23:11 | WildWilfredo | whats samhain |
23:11 | Solo | physiques |
23:11 | Tuomey | WildWilfredo: this night |
23:11 | WildWilfredo | OH JESUS WHY DID I GOOGLE'D IT… |
23:11 | WildWilfredo baptizes himself | |
23:11 | Solo | WildWilfredo pagan holiday that happens to be today |
23:11 | Soulless | Tuomey, this person's story literally says "Physical laws do not bend. Time is a dimension and dimensions are part of physuics so time cannot bend"" |
23:11 | Soulless | and I'm like |
23:11 | Soulless | uh |
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23:12 | weryllium | My chemistry professor mentioned Star Trek, orcs, and Terminator 2 in the course of one lecture… He's my new favorite teacher. |
23:12 | Soulless | uhhh |
23:12 | Tuomey | Solo: ""happens to be"" |
23:12 | TL333s | that sounds really janky |
23:12 | Soulless | I don't know if it works that way but I also don't know physics |
23:12 | Tuomey | Solo: there is a direct relationship |
23:12 | malikc6 | I've been watching Spirit Science and they said if you change the frequencies in your body and soul, you can leave this |
23:12 | malikc6 | reality |
23:12 | TL333s | which is a nice way of saying "complete bullshit" |
23:12 | AbsentmindedNihilist | solo you said you might look over my draft? |
23:12 | Soulless | TL333s, yeah but like I said I'm not into physics |
23:12 | Tuomey | Soulless: I'm 99% sure time does weird shit that is at least somewhat /like/ bending |
23:12 | Solo | Tuomey I mean, halloween is halloween because samhain, but samhain is the 31st sort of arbitrarily |
23:12 | TL333s | so the explaining why is hard |
23:12 | WildWilfredo | My religion professor talked about Jesus in a ..lebowski-esque way, describing him as a "cool carpenter yo" |
23:12 | malikc6 | I'm laughing too hard |
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23:13 | Soulless | Tuomey, yes, time does in fact, do crazy shit, and not because its a dimension |
23:13 | Soulless | phsyics does bend |
23:13 | WildWilfredo | "heals people and doesnt ask fo' money" |
23:13 | Soulless | it bends all the time in weird ass janky ways |
23:13 | Soulless | did you know a few months ago they found two particles affecting each other spontaneously while very far apart |
23:13 | Tuomey | Solo: Samhain is, in another use, the month of november so Oíche Samhain is essentially "november's eve" |
23:13 | Soulless | black magic |
23:13 | malikc6 | Minds can alter physics. You can change the world with your mind. |
23:13 | weryllium | WildWilfredo: That's amazing. |
23:13 | malikc6 | Reality bending is real if you want it to be, |
23:14 | Tuomey | (oíche typically meaning night in a more common usage) |
23:14 | Solo | huh |
23:14 | weryllium | You guys and your weird pseudophysics are starting to sound like you just read Star Signals… |
23:14 | Tuomey | Soulless: physics is pretty wild |
23:14 | Solo | didnt know that! |
23:14 | WildWilfredo | weryllium: He tried er…too hard to make christianity look appealing but he has, hands down, the best description of Jesus. |
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23:14 | Overandover sighs | |
23:14 | * ltt22716 is now known as Levi | |
23:14 | Levi | hey guys |
23:14 | NineVolt | weryllium Hey, don't be a square! |
23:14 | Overandover | hallo levi |
23:14 | malikc6 | werylium When will you accept that pseudoscience is fact? |
23:14 | WildWilfredo | I mean…"cool carpenter dude". That's better than anything the bible says |
23:14 | malikc6 | There is too much evidence suggesting pseudoscience is fact. |
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23:15 | mf99k | uh |
23:15 | TL333s | so now the question is to post or not… :| |
23:15 | NineVolt | You realize why pseudoscience has PSEUDO in it, right? |
23:15 | mf99k | ^ |
23:15 | Levi | i am the science |
23:15 | mf99k | yeah uh |
23:15 | malikc6 | I know Ninevolt. That makes it fact |
23:15 | malikc6 | (: |
23:15 | WildWilfredo | Levi is the science |
23:15 | Solo 's bullshit pop-science sensor is tingling | |
23:15 | WildWilfredo | Thus, the science is Levi |
23:15 | Levi | i invented the science |
23:15 | weryllium | WildWilfredo: I wish my pastor would give sermons like that :) |
23:15 | TL333s | let's stop feeding the troll :B |
23:15 | Levi | i'm sciencekin |
23:15 | AidenEldritch | would someone just please tell this shithead to shut up |
23:15 | mf99k | pseudoscience usually has flaws in experimentation |
23:15 | NineVolt just goes to hoping malikc6 is being a good ol' jokester | |
23:16 | AidenEldritch | and let's leave the fuckwit alone |
23:16 | WildWilfredo | If Lavi is the science, that means the Law of Gravity is actually the Law of Levi |
23:16 | malikc6 | Pseudoscience has no flaws. |
23:16 | malikc6 | Science is fake. |
23:16 | Solo | can you like, give it a rest for a minute malikc6 ? |
23:16 | Levi | i take full credit |
23:16 | mf99k | now I know you're trolling :B |
23:16 | malikc6 | LOL |
23:16 | malikc6 | About time! |
23:16 | NineVolt is now convinced that malikc is a 10/10 jokester | |
23:16 | Levi | hey Overandover , did you get message |
23:16 | TL333s | that was really dumb |
23:16 | malikc6 | Some people actually thought I was serious to. |
23:17 | Tuomey | malikc6: deliberate trolling is bannable and you were just talked to about telling people to delete system32 |
23:17 | Lux | there is a drone literally floating right over my head |
23:17 | malikc6 | I must be good at acting stupid. |
23:17 | * Apoplexic is now known as Apumpkiplexic | |
23:17 | mf99k | I had a feeling but wasn't certain |
23:17 | NineVolt | malikc6 There's weirder people on the internet |
23:17 | WildWilfredo | was it..bernstain bears or bernstein bears? |
23:17 | —- Tuomey has banned *!*@synIRC-E793A0AE.socal.res.rr.com | |
23:17 | Lux | like 20 feet this is weird |
23:17 | weryllium | Oh no not this again… |
23:17 | mf99k | stein |
23:17 | Levi | well, if there that stupid |
23:17 | Lux | ??? |
23:17 | Overandover | did I get pinged ? |
23:17 | *** malikc6 was kicked by Tuomey (You're not really acting, tbf) |
Ban length tbd soon
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