New site member thingoid, now pokemonrules (account age 5 hours, site membership 5 hours) recently coldposted a low-quality article: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2285
Excerpt:
SCP-2285 is a humanoid who stands 5ft.4 and weighs 400lbs. SCP-2285's skin is coated with a strange grey metallic substance that is virtually unbreakable. It has jaws made of the metal extending off its face which it tries tearing off now and then, but in part to the stasis light it is unable to do so. It's tissue is completely made up of this matter, but even still it's able to sprint at speeds up to 110 mph. as witnessed by Dr.████████.
Upon receiving the inevitable negative critique, their responses have included:
Post title "im crap.": http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2285/comments/show#post-2666529
I give up you win….. I will try again one day and make a good SCP. But for now I will contemplate a better concept or maybe not do anything at all.
Post title "OKAY": http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2285/comments/show#post-2666526
I will let you edit it go on make it readable I spent a wasted six hours making the next deleted SCP.
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2285/comments/show#post-2666523
Oh, and the speed, metal and all the other stupid questions: IT'S A FREAKING SCP!
Yes the story/orgin must make sense as should personality and abilities but concepts they are the absolute design of an SCP. If you don't understand the idea of an anti-SCP listen here I had to come up with a good reason for it to hate SCPs to begin with! Have you any brighter ideas Mr.Sirens? If you do, edit my page and continue asking questions I will try my best to answer them but some questions are best left unanswered.
Oh and I love ending my SCPs with "termination" I know its cheesy but so what?
Keep an eye on.