Noting that new site member 
Dr not real (account age 11 days, site membership 10 days) recently coldposted the following page, which has multiple indicators of AI-generation:
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9483/comments/show
[[module CSS]]
/* Standard Foundation Layout */
[[/module]]
**Item #:** SCP-9483
**Object Class:** Safe
**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-9483 is kept in a locked, padded box in Vault-9 at Site-19. Direct skin contact is strictly prohibited; handle with thick synthetic gloves or robotic arms only.
Dr. Elias Shaw is permanently banned from Vault-9. Security will restrain any host body approaching the area.
**Description:** SCP-9483 is a carved basalt stone depicting a smiling face. Touching it causes two distinct anomalous effects:
* **Initial Contact:** Telepathically broadcasts a random power's name to nearby personnel. SCP-9483 grants **no biological safeguards** for these abilities (e.g., speed without G-force dampening, pyrogenesis without heat immunity).
* **Secondary Contact:** Touching the stone a second time causes immediate, total biological shutdown and instant death.
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**Selected Test Log Summary**
* **Test 9483-04 (D-185432):** Gained dermal transparency. Panicked upon seeing his own organs, touched SCP-9483 again, and died instantly.
* **Test 9483-05 (D-294011):** Ordered to touch twice. Gained levitation on touch #1; suffered total brain death on touch #2.
* **Incident 9483-06 (Dr. Shaw - Host 1):** Gained pyrogenesis. Lacking heat immunity, host body suffered fatal 3rd-degree burns. SCP-963 recovered.
* **Test 9483-08 (American Bullfrog):** Gained *"Absolute Consumption"*. Can digest glass and metal, but non-organics must be pre-shredded by handlers due to mouth size.
* **Test 9483-09 (Thoroughbred Horse):** Gained *"Hyper-Kinetic Acceleration"*. Reached Mach 2 instantly, liquefying internal organs. Fatal.
* **Test 9483-10 (Koala-01):** Gained human intelligence. Lives in staff quarters, suffers existential dread over its eucalyptus diet, and plays chess with site directors.
* **Incident 9483-11 (Dr. Shaw - Host 2):** Using a fresh host, gained flight. Sustained severe internal trauma from bird strikes, wind shear, and hypoxia.
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**Addendum 9483-05: Final Order**
> *"Testing is suspended indefinitely. Dr. Shaw is to remain 50 feet away from Vault-9 at all times."* — **O5-7**
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page_tags: safe tactile telepathic transmutational acoustic dr-shaw
Excerpts of note:
[[module CSS]]
/* Standard Foundation Layout */
[[/module]]
Item #: SCP-9483
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9483 is kept in a locked, padded box in Vault-9 at Site-19. Direct skin contact is strictly prohibited; handle with thick synthetic gloves or robotic arms only.
Dr. Elias Shaw is permanently banned from Vault-9. Security will restrain any host body approaching the area.
Description: SCP-9483 is a carved basalt stone depicting a smiling face. Touching it causes two distinct anomalous effects:
- Initial Contact: Telepathically broadcasts a random power's name to nearby personnel. SCP-9483 grants no biological safeguards for these abilities (e.g., speed without G-force dampening, pyrogenesis without heat immunity).
- Secondary Contact: Touching the stone a second time causes immediate, total biological shutdown and instant death.
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Addendum 9483-05: Final Order
> *"Testing is suspended indefinitely. Dr. Shaw is to remain 50 feet away from Vault-9 at all times."* — O5-7
page_tags: safe tactile telepathic transmutational acoustic dr-shaw
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