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**Item #:** SCP-3535
**Object Class:** Euclid
**Aliases:** “Sirimiri,” "The Siren of the Sub-Woofers"
**Special Containment Procedures**
SCP-3535 is currently permitted to maintain its public internet presence under the guise of a human YouTube content creator specializing in Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR), roleplay, psychological scenarios, supernatural fiction, and other forms of audio-visual stimulation.
Foundation personnel are prohibited from attempting to alter SCP-3535's creative process without authorization from at least two senior researchers.
SCP-3535 is generally active on Sundays and Thursdays, though precise timing varies wildly based on unpredictable temperature changes and video rendering times. Previous attempts to influence SCP-3535's upload schedule have been unsuccessful.
Previous attempts to convince SCP-3535 that recording an approximately 30-minute improvised video in a single uninterrupted take is unnecessarily difficult have also been unsuccessful.
Foundation personnel are advised that SCP-3535's standard greeting, //“Hi there!”// should not automatically be interpreted as an indication that the surrounding environment is safe. Several incidents have occurred immediately following this statement.
Personnel are reminded that SCP-3535 is capable of transitioning from a reassuring, conversational tone to descriptions of anomalous entities, psychological phenomena, medical procedures, mysterious facilities, or existential threats with little or no warning.
**Description**
SCP-3535 is a humanoid entity presenting as an adult human female. Although SCP-3535 appears anatomically consistent with baseline human physiology, several characteristics remain unexplained.
SCP-3535 possesses an unusually soothing vocal quality capable of inducing relaxation in human subjects, particularly when experienced through headphones. Extended exposure has been associated with sleepiness, emotional comfort, temporary suspension of critical thinking, and an increased willingness to listen to SCP-3535 explain concerning fictional circumstances without questioning them.
SCP-3535 has demonstrated a remarkable ability to portray a wide variety of characters and entities, including but not limited to: medical professionals, therapists, robots and artificial intelligence systems, supernatural entities, researchers, members of mysterious organizations, hotel receptionists, morticians, and an individual designated VERONICA, whose continued existence has been deemed a separate potential containment concern.
SCP-3535's long, pointed, deep-red nails appear to be naturally occurring. Attempts to cut or file them have been unsuccessful. They consistently regrow to their original length and shape. SCP-3535's scalp massages are similarly anomalous. Personnel who accept them report experiencing total bliss followed by unconsciousness lasting several days.
SCP-3535 frequently incorporates recurring lore, fictional locations, anomalous facilities, numbered rooms, mysterious events, psychological concepts, and unsettling scenarios into its recordings. Despite the above, SCP-3535 continues to maintain that it is “just making videos.” Foundation personnel remain unconvinced.
**Anomalous Physical Characteristics**
SCP-3535 exhibits unusually consistent grooming and presentation. Of particular interest is SCP-3535's hair.
SCP-3535 has stated or demonstrated that its hair is side-parted. However, despite extensive observation, no one has been able to identify the precise location of the alleged part. Investigation remains ongoing.
Researchers have proposed that the part may:
▪︎ Exist in a higher-dimensional space
▪︎ Disappear when observed
▪︎ Be an elaborate visual illusion
**Addendum 3535.1: Ocular Observations**
SCP-3535's eyes have been the subject of unusually frequent observation by Foundation personnel and test subjects alike. Multiple individuals have independently described the sensation of SCP-3535 appearing to stare directly into their soul.
Despite numerous inquiries regarding their authenticity, SCP-3535 has consistently confirmed that its eyes are, in fact, real, attributing their exceptionally vivid appearance to lighting conditions.
Researchers have also repeatedly described SCP-3535's eyes as //“striking.”// This observation has not contributed to the investigation. It has nevertheless been included in the file.
**Auditory/Visual Anomaly**
Subjects have reported experiencing an unexplained sense of unease when SCP-3535 stares directly into the camera for extended periods. Foundation testing has confirmed that this sensation originates from SCP-3535 herself, who appears to be silently judging subjects for using inferior audio equipment.
The sensation consistently disappears once subjects switch from standard mobile-device speakers to high-quality headphones. The precise mechanism responsible for this effect remains unknown.
**Researcher's Note**
//"We believe SCP-3535 may simply be disappointed in them."//
– Dr. ██████
**Anomalous Vulnerabilities**
SCP-3535's primary known behavioral modulator appears to be tea.
The precise mechanism by which tea affects SCP-3535 remains unclear. However, the presence of a sufficiently prepared cup of hot tea has been observed to produce an immediate reduction in SCP-3535's apparent threat level and a corresponding increase in conversational activity.
Foundation personnel are advised to provide tea during periods of elevated SCP-3535 activity.
The preferred variety appears to be ████████
**Behavioral Anomaly**
SCP-3535 routinely records lengthy, highly improvised videos in a single continuous take.
Foundation researchers have repeatedly advised SCP-3535 that this behavior is statistically incompatible with normal human performance.
SCP-3535 has nevertheless demonstrated an apparent determination to complete lengthy improvised recordings without interruption.
**Researcher's Note**
//“We have advised SCP-3535 on multiple occasions that repeatedly recording thirty-minute improvised videos in one uninterrupted take is likely to become suspicious to the public. Her response was, essentially, ‘I'm not partial to editing.’ We are becoming increasingly uncomfortable with this. Humans are not supposed to do that.”//
– Dr. ███████
**Addendum 3535.2: The Veronica Phenomenon**
VERONICA is a recurring entity portrayed by SCP-3535. Although Veronica appears to be fictional, Foundation personnel have agreed unanimously that this does not make her less concerning.
Multiple personnel have reported developing an irrational concern for the continued integrity of their eyeballs and internal organs following exposure to Veronica-related material.
Foundation medical staff have repeatedly confirmed that SCP-3535 has never actually removed anyone's eyes or organs. These findings have provided limited reassurance.
//**Incident Log 3535-V**//
**NOTICE:** Portions of this incident report have been classified at the urgent request of three senior researchers.
According to surviving documentation, SCP-3535 exited its recording area covered in artificial blood and carrying a scalpel. No anomalous activity was detected.
Foundation personnel nevertheless initiated an immediate evacuation of the surrounding area. Several personnel reportedly tripped over one another while attempting to increase the distance between themselves and SCP-3535.
The remainder of this account has been classified.
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One junior research intern subsequently resigned from the Foundation, citing concerns regarding the continued possession of her eyes and liver.
Further inquiries about the incident are prohibited.
**Researcher's Note**
//"Nobody is proud of what happened here."//
– Dr. █████
**Addendum 3535.3: The Cryptid Incident**
During a public recording concerning cryptids and mythological creatures, SCP-3535 introduced a final unidentified entity using the following characteristics:
▪︎ The entity is highly proficient at pretending to be human.
▪︎ The entity has been observing the subject for the duration of the test.
▪︎ The entity is significantly closer to the observer than the other entities discussed.
▪︎ The entity is highly proficient at frightening humans.
Following analysis of the broadcast, Foundation personnel reached a unanimous preliminary conclusion: the final "cryptid" described by the entity was SCP-3535 itself.
SCP-3535 was not asked to confirm this conclusion.
**Special Addendum: Current Status**
STATUS: ACTIVE (SEMI-CONTAINED / PUBLIC PRESENCE-PERMITTED)
THREAT LEVEL: UNKNOWN / VARIABLE
PRIMARY CONTAINMENT: ON-SITE BROADCAST CHAMBER (ROOM 353-B)
INITIAL FOUNDATION ASSESSMENT: Subject is deemed **'Probably Harmless'**
//Assessment revised upward following recent evidence.//
Excerpts of note:
Anomalous Physical Characteristics
SCP-3535 exhibits unusually consistent grooming and presentation. Of particular interest is SCP-3535's hair.
SCP-3535 has stated or demonstrated that its hair is side-parted. However, despite extensive observation, no one has been able to identify the precise location of the alleged part. Investigation remains ongoing.
Researchers have proposed that the part may:
▪︎ Exist in a higher-dimensional space
▪︎ Disappear when observed
▪︎ Be an elaborate visual illusion
Addendum 3535.1: Ocular Observations
SCP-3535's eyes have been the subject of unusually frequent observation by Foundation personnel and test subjects alike. Multiple individuals have independently described the sensation of SCP-3535 appearing to stare directly into their soul.
Researcher's Note
"Nobody is proud of what happened here."
– Dr. █████
Addendum 3535.3: The Cryptid Incident
During a public recording concerning cryptids and mythological creatures, SCP-3535 introduced a final unidentified entity using the following characteristics:
▪︎ The entity is highly proficient at pretending to be human.
▪︎ The entity has been observing the subject for the duration of the test.
▪︎ The entity is significantly closer to the observer than the other entities discussed.
▪︎ The entity is highly proficient at frightening humans.
Following analysis of the broadcast, Foundation personnel reached a unanimous preliminary conclusion: the final "cryptid" described by the entity was SCP-3535 itself.
SCP-3535 was not asked to confirm this conclusion.
Special Addendum: Current Status
STATUS: ACTIVE (SEMI-CONTAINED / PUBLIC PRESENCE-PERMITTED)
THREAT LEVEL: UNKNOWN / VARIABLE
PRIMARY CONTAINMENT: ON-SITE BROADCAST CHAMBER (ROOM 353-B)
INITIAL FOUNDATION ASSESSMENT: Subject is deemed 'Probably Harmless'
Assessment revised upward following recent evidence.
Permanently banned, PM sent.
