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**Item #:** SCP-9322
**Object Class:** Anomalous Human
**Containment Class:** Active
**Hazard Rating:** Blue
**Standard Containment Policies:**
* One-person residential module (no amenity restrictions).
* Access to site library, recreational facilities, cafeteria, and public areas (supervised).
* Comprehensive youth educational curriculum enrollment (Drs. Abernathy, Logan, and Izawa).
* Bi-weekly psychological review (Dr. Abernathy).
* Schedule A experimentation plan (Non-invasive observation only).
**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-9322 is to be provided with physical writing materials and a drawing sketchbook to facilitate communication. Due to the subject's lack of verbal communication, all assigned personnel must demonstrate proficiency in basic sign language and non-verbal interaction protocols. Material requests (such as clothing preferences or non-standard food items) are to be routed through Dr. Abernathy for approval to maintain psychological stability.
||~ DOB: || c. 2010 (subject appeared to be 16 years old at DOC) ||
||~ POB: || ████ ||
||~ DOC: || 11/12/████ ||
||~ Height: || 172 cm ||
||~ Weight: || 62.1 kg ||
||~ Hair: || Brown ||
||~ Eyes: || Brown ||
||~ Other Notes: || Subject is mute due to a non-anomalous congenital condition. Subject possesses biological stagnation; physical dimensions and cellular structure remain permanently fixed. ||
**Description:**
SCP-9322 is a human male adolescent who responds to the name "Kevin Thomas." SCP-9322 exhibits biological immortality and invulnerability to external trauma.
Subject's cellular structure shows no signs of aging, degradation, or susceptibility to known diseases. To date, all attempts to harvest tissue samples or inflict physical abrasions have failed. Testing indicates SCP-9322's molecular structure resists all forms of external kinetic and thermal degradation. His tissues cannot be cut, bruised, burned, or altered by external forces.
However, testing has revealed that SCP-9322 does not inherently resist damage. Instead, any kinetic, thermal, or cellular degradation directed at the subject's epidermis is instantly distributed outward and divided among all baseline human beings within an estimated 15-meter radius.[[footnote]]See Experiment Log 9322-Alpha. Micro-cellular analysis indicates the subject's biological stagnation and lack of aging is maintained via a constant, low-level dissipation of natural cellular decay to surrounding populations.[[/footnote]] Because minor impacts (such as regular movement, bumping into objects, or small scrapes) are divided across anyone in his immediate vicinity, the distributed force manifests to surrounding individuals as entirely unnoticeable or negligible phantom sensations. Physical containment remains entirely effective through standard kinetic barriers, as the subject possesses the musculature and physical strength of a baseline human adolescent.
SCP-9322 is mute. The subject does not utilize text-to-speech devices, preferring instead to communicate via written notes, illustrations, or simple gestures. He has acclimated cooperatively to containment conditions, provided he is granted access to recreational materials and a predictable routine.
**Recovery Summary:**
Subject was taken into custody on 11/12/████ following a severe residential structure fire in ████, which resulted in the destruction of the Thomas family residence.
During emergency response operations, local civilian firefighters witnessed SCP-9322 emerge from the collapsing structure. Records indicate that as the structure collapsed and active flames engulfed the subject, all emergency personnel, first responders, and civilian onlookers within a 15-meter radius instantaneously collapsed. Nearby individuals suffered catastrophic, unexplainable trauma matching severe smoke inhalation, crushing injuries from falling structural debris, and widespread third-degree thermal burns, resulting in a 93% casualty rate within the immediate perimeter. SCP-9322 was observed standing entirely uninjured and displaying no signs of trauma.
Program agents embedded within the regional emergency dispatch intercepted the reports and cordoned off the area. Class-A amnestics were successfully administered to the surviving regional dispatchers and medical transport staff under a public cover story of an industrial chemical explosion. SCP-9322 was subsequently transferred to Site-19.
**Addendum 9322.1:** Record of Personal Requests
> **Log Entry: 11/15/████**
> **Item Requested:** One (1) standard sketchbook, one (1) set of charcoal drawing pencils.
> **Requestor:** SCP-9322 (via written note)
> **Reviewing Officer:** Dr. Abernathy
> **Status:** Approved.
> **Note:** Subject spent the subsequent 48 hours utilizing materials. Drawings primarily consist of local architecture and domestic canine figures.
>
> **Log Entry: 11/24/████**
> **Item Requested:** Three (3) bags of sour gummy candy, one (1) black hooded sweatshirt (Size M).
> **Requestor:** SCP-9322 (via written note)
> **Reviewing Officer:** Dr. Abernathy
> **Status:** Approved.
> **Note:** Items delivered during evening cell rotation. Subject expressed compliance via thumbs-up gesture.
>
> **Log Entry: 12/02/████**
> **Item Requested:** Access to a home video game console.
> **Requestor:** SCP-9322 (via written note)
> **Reviewing Officer:** Dr. Abernathy
> **Status:** Approved.
> **Note:** The video game console was modified to remove access to the internet prior to installation in the residential module.
>
**Addendum 9322.2:** Incident Log 9322-1
**Date:** 01/14/████
**Location:** Site-19 Cafeteria
**Involved Personnel:** SCP-9322, Security Guard Vance, Cafeteria Staff (14 civilian contractors)
> **Summary:** During a scheduled lunch period, an equipment malfunction in the cafeteria kitchen caused a pressurized steam pipe to burst directly adjacent to SCP-9322's table. Superheated steam enveloped the subject for approximately 14 seconds before automated cutoff valves engaged.
> Security Guard Vance rushed to clear the area. Upon entering the vapor cloud, Guard Vance observed SCP-9322 sitting unharmed. The subject's plastic tray, food, and standard containment uniform had completely melted away, leaving him untouched.
> Concurrently, Guard Vance and all 14 kitchen staff members within the 15-meter radius collapsed, suffering immediate, localized second-degree steam burns across their upper torsos, matching the exact surface-area vector of the burst pipe. Medical evaluation confirmed that the collective thermal energy required to incinerate SCP-9323's clothes and tray had been divided equally among the surrounding population.
> According to Guard Vance's report, SCP-9322 looked down at his destroyed lunch, paused, and used his finger to trace a sad face into the condensation on the stainless steel table before returning to his module.
>
**Addendum 9322.3:** Psychological Evaluation Note
**Date:** 02/20/████
**Evaluating Personnel:** Dr. Abernathy
**Subject:** SCP-9322
> Subject remains cooperative during bi-weekly sessions, though interaction relies entirely on his notepad. Today, I attempted to broach the topic of the 11/12 incident and the loss of his family.
> SCP-9322 stopped writing for several minutes. When he resumed, he declined to elaborate on his emotional state, writing only: *"I just want to play my game now."* >
> Following the events of Incident 9322-1, I have advised security staff to strictly avoid referencing the recovery event or causing any situation that might induce emotional distress or self-harm vectors in the subject. Given that any physical harm brought against SCP-9322 will result in immediate proxy casualties among Site-19 personnel, maintaining his passive compliance remains the core priority of this program.
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Excerpts of note:
Item #: SCP-9322
Object Class: Anomalous Human
Containment Class: Active
Hazard Rating: Blue
Standard Containment Policies:
* One-person residential module (no amenity restrictions).
* Access to site library, recreational facilities, cafeteria, and public areas (supervised).
* Comprehensive youth educational curriculum enrollment (Drs. Abernathy, Logan, and Izawa).
* Bi-weekly psychological review (Dr. Abernathy).
Physical containment remains entirely effective through standard kinetic barriers, as the subject possesses the musculature and physical strength of a baseline human adolescent.
SCP-9322 is mute. The subject does not utilize text-to-speech devices, preferring instead to communicate via written notes, illustrations, or simple gestures. He has acclimated cooperatively to containment conditions, provided he is granted access to recreational materials and a predictable routine.
Addendum 9322.3: Psychological Evaluation Note
Date: 02/20/████
Evaluating Personnel: Dr. Abernathy
Subject: SCP-9322
Subject remains cooperative during bi-weekly sessions, though interaction relies entirely on his notepad. Today, I attempted to broach the topic of the 11/12 incident and the loss of his family.
SCP-9322 stopped writing for several minutes. When he resumed, he declined to elaborate on his emotional state, writing only: *"I just want to play my game now."* >
Following the events of Incident 9322-1, I have advised security staff to strictly avoid referencing the recovery event or causing any situation that might induce emotional distress or self-harm vectors in the subject. Given that any physical harm brought against SCP-9322 will result in immediate proxy casualties among Site-19 personnel, maintaining his passive compliance remains the core priority of this program.
Permanently banned, PM sent.
