Noting that new site member 
Tristanthecommie (account age 5 days, site membership 1 day) recently coldposted the following page, which has multiple indicators of AI-generation:
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9147 page title "SCP-9147 (The Blue Box)", Revision 0 retained, user made one edit to (incorrectly) rename page to have uppercase title
Item #: SCP‑9147
Object Class: Keter
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Special Containment Procedures
SCP‑9147 is to be housed within a reinforced Type‑IV anomalous‑object containment chamber at Site‑██. The object is to remain secured via four (4) industrial‑grade steel chains affixed to ceiling‑mounted anchor points. Restraints are to be inspected weekly for structural fatigue.
Access to SCP‑9147 requires Level‑4 clearance or higher. Any unauthorised personnel who visually perceive SCP‑9147 are to be administered Class‑W anti‑memetic agents; if administration is not feasible, neutralisation protocols are authorised.
Entry into SCP‑9147 is strictly prohibited. Verbal reference to the entity designated [REDACTED] within a 20‑m radius of SCP‑9147 is forbidden due to adverse behavioural responses.
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Description
SCP‑9147 externally resembles a 1963 British Police Box measuring 3.0 m × 1.4 m × 1.4 m. The right exterior surface exhibits extensive thermal damage, including charring, blistering, and structural warping inconsistent with any known fire event at the discovery site.
The interior of SCP‑9147 constitutes a non‑Euclidean space significantly exceeding external dimensions. A central control console of unknown composition occupies the primary chamber. A transparent cylindrical housing is situated at the centre of the console, containing a vertically suspended crystalline structure of indeterminate material.
Activation of the console triggers simultaneous high‑frequency and low‑frequency mechanical emissions. During activation events, SCP‑9147 undergoes rapid partial dematerialisation cycles (3–12 per minute). Full dematerialisation has never been observed, suggesting a persistent mechanical or metaphysical malfunction.
Reaction to [REDACTED]
A handwritten note recovered from the left exterior door panel references a humanoid entity designated “The [REDACTED]”. Uttering this designation within auditory range of SCP‑9142 causes the object to emit intensified mechanical responses and induces severe psychological distress in exposed subjects.
During controlled testing, Class‑D subjects reported:
• acute existential dread
• intrusive traumatic ideation
• dissociative episodes
• symptoms consistent with severe PTSD
Two subjects remain in long‑term psychological rehabilitation. All attempts to extract coherent descriptions of perceived imagery have failed; subjects exhibit anti‑memetic resistance patterns consistent with cognitohazard exposure.
Unknown symbols are inscribed throughout the interior architecture. A small monitor above the console intermittently displays the same script. Linguistic analysis suggests the symbols may relate to the origin of SCP‑9147 or its connection to [REDACTED].
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Addendum 9147‑A — Behavioural Notes
SCP‑9147 demonstrates limited semantic telepathic communication with human subjects. Emotional content is consistently interpreted as distress, fear, or pain. When questioned regarding [REDACTED], SCP‑9147 exhibits violent internal oscillations and increased dematerialisation attempts, resulting in Incident 9147‑B (minor containment breach; no casualties).
Additional restraints have been installed to prevent unauthorised interior access.
Addendum 9147‑B — Historical Manifestations
SCP‑9147 has been identified in multiple photographs, sketches, and written accounts across disparate historical periods, including several predating its apparent construction. These appearances are consistent with SCP‑9147’s suspected temporal displacement capabilities.
Due to its unpredictable behaviour, potential for mass psychological harm, and unknown connection to [REDACTED], SCP‑9147 remains classified as Keter.
Excerpts of note:
Entry into SCP‑9147 is strictly prohibited. Verbal reference to the entity designated [REDACTED] within a 20‑m radius of SCP‑9147 is forbidden due to adverse behavioural responses.
Activation of the console triggers simultaneous high‑frequency and low‑frequency mechanical emissions. During activation events, SCP‑9147 undergoes rapid partial dematerialisation cycles (3–12 per minute). Full dematerialisation has never been observed, suggesting a persistent mechanical or metaphysical malfunction.
During controlled testing, Class‑D subjects reported:
• acute existential dread
• intrusive traumatic ideation
• dissociative episodes
• symptoms consistent with severe PTSD
Two subjects remain in long‑term psychological rehabilitation. All attempts to extract coherent descriptions of perceived imagery have failed; subjects exhibit anti‑memetic resistance patterns consistent with cognitohazard exposure.
Addendum 9147‑B — Historical Manifestations
SCP‑9147 has been identified in multiple photographs, sketches, and written accounts across disparate historical periods, including several predating its apparent construction. These appearances are consistent with SCP‑9147’s suspected temporal displacement capabilities.
Due to its unpredictable behaviour, potential for mass psychological harm, and unknown connection to [REDACTED], SCP‑9147 remains classified as Keter.
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