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Item #: SCP-3578
Object Class: Keter
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Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-3578 is to be contained in a hermetically sealed, reinforced chamber measuring 15 m x 15 m at Site-██. Entry into SCP-3578's chamber is strictly forbidden without direct approval from at least two (2) Level 4 personnel.
A circular exclusion perimeter of 10 meters in radius is marked around SCP-3578 inside the chamber. Under no circumstances are personnel allowed to cross into this radius. Observation and study must be conducted through remote surveillance systems and drones.
Any human subject who enters the active radius is to be classified as SCP-3578-1. Instances of SCP-3578-1 are to be sedated immediately (if possible) and terminated within 24 hours. Attempts at rehabilitation, deprogramming, or amnestic treatment have failed.
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Description:
SCP-3578 is a life-sized statue of a giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) in a seated position. Despite its initial resemblance to synthetic resin, tissue sampling via remote extraction has revealed that SCP-3578 is composed entirely of organic panda tissue, including muscle, skin, and fur. The biological material shows no signs of decomposition, microbial activity, or natural decay despite a complete absence of blood flow or metabolism.
Anomalous Effect:
Any human subject entering within 10 meters of SCP-3578 is instantly affected. The subject becomes SCP-3578-1 and develops an intense, obsessive, and irrational hatred for all pandas, both living and depicted.
Affected individuals begin shouting slogans and rants against pandas within seconds, including phrases such as:
“Pandas are parasites!”
“They’re evolution’s mistake!”
“We waste resources on a species that deserves extinction!”
SCP-3578-1 instances no longer require food, water, or sleep. They exhibit no signs of fatigue or physiological degradation, maintaining constant aggression and cognitive clarity despite extended activity. Their sole motivation becomes the total extinction of the panda species.
This mental state is considered permanent. Subjects demonstrate extreme resistance to sedation, and all attempts at psychological reversal have failed. Brain imaging shows significant restructuring in the prefrontal cortex, consistent with induced monomania and pathological rage.
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Addendum 3578-A – Discovery:
SCP-3578 was discovered on ██/██/20██ by a team of archaeologists from ███████ University during an excavation in the ███████ river basin, Sichuan Province, China. The site contained the ruins of a wooden temple estimated to be over 1200 years old. Local folklore referred to the area as the “Valley of White Bears,” once densely populated by giant pandas.
Despite historical evidence, no panda remains were found in the region. SCP-3578 was located partially buried at the center of the temple ruins. All seven archaeologists exposed to the statue became SCP-3578-1 and were neutralized after multiple violent incidents.
A sign recovered near SCP-3578, written in Classical Chinese, loosely translates to:
> “Look into their eyes. Know the truth.”
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Experiment Log 3578-A1
Test A1.1
Subject: D-9231 (former veterinarian, 34 y/o, convicted of violent crimes)
Procedure: Subject instructed to approach SCP-3578 to within 9 meters.
Result:
After 6 seconds, D-9231 began trembling, then screaming anti-panda slogans. Subject attempted to break containment window while shouting: “They’re lying to us! The pandas must burn!”
Subject displayed inhuman strength and no signs of fatigue for 37 minutes before being terminated.
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Interview Log 3578-B1
Subject: D-3440 (designated SCP-3578-1-7 after exposure)
Interviewer: Dr. H. Jian
Method: Remote interview 12 hours after exposure.
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Jian: How are you feeling, D-3440?
SCP-3578-1-7: Enlightened. Free. I see clearly now.
Dr. Jian: What do you see?
SCP-3578-1-7: Pandas. Filthy frauds. Eating our resources. Pretending to be endangered so we protect them. They’re wrong, biologically, morally, evolutionarily.
Dr. Jian: Have you always felt this way?
SCP-3578-1-7: No. But now I understand. I won’t stop until the last one is gone. If you won’t help me, I’ll find someone who will.
[END LOG]
Note: Subject terminated 1 hour later. No signs of fatigue or hunger were observed.
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Cross-Test Proposal 3578-X1:
SCP-999 Exposure:
Proposal to expose SCP-3578-1 to SCP-999 (a being known to induce intense joy and reduce aggression) was rejected by the Ethics Committee. Based on current data, the psychological state of SCP-3578-1 is not simply rage or depression, but an anomalous ideological transformation, potentially contagious or memetic in nature.
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O5 Commentary:
> “SCP-3578 isn't just a statue. It's a weapon. Someone created this thing to erase a species — and perhaps they already succeeded once. Our job is to make sure it never finishes the job
Excerpts of note:
Any human subject who enters the active radius is to be classified as SCP-3578-1. Instances of SCP-3578-1 are to be sedated immediately (if possible) and terminated within 24 hours. Attempts at rehabilitation, deprogramming, or amnestic treatment have failed.
Description:
SCP-3578 is a life-sized statue of a giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) in a seated position. Despite its initial resemblance to synthetic resin, tissue sampling via remote extraction has revealed that SCP-3578 is composed entirely of organic panda tissue, including muscle, skin, and fur. The biological material shows no signs of decomposition, microbial activity, or natural decay despite a complete absence of blood flow or metabolism.
Anomalous Effect:
Any human subject entering within 10 meters of SCP-3578 is instantly affected. The subject becomes SCP-3578-1 and develops an intense, obsessive, and irrational hatred for all pandas, both living and depicted.
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O5 Commentary:
“SCP-3578 isn't just a statue. It's a weapon. Someone created this thing to erase a species — and perhaps they already succeeded once. Our job is to make sure it never finishes the job
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