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SCP‑9144 — “The Business Man”
Object Class: Elucid
Special Containment Procedures
SCP‑9144 is to be contained within a reinforced observation chamber equipped with continuous low‑voltage electrical field emitters. These emitters are calibrated to harmlessly disrupt SCP‑XXXX’s cohesion, preventing it from approaching personnel or leaving the chamber.
Any personnel who report unexplained moisture, liquid claw‑shaped streaks, or the sudden appearance of a black tuxedo within their personal storage areas are to notify Site Security immediately. Affected individuals are to be relocated to a monitored safe room for a minimum of 72 hours while electrical deterrents are deployed in the surrounding area.
All liquids within 30 meters of SCP‑9144 must be secured, drained, or electrically isolated. SCP‑9144 cannot be destroyed, but controlled electrical pulses can force it to retreat and temporarily destabilize its form.
Description
SCP‑9144 is a humanoid entity composed of a thick, water‑like liquid. Its head is a floating blue sphere featuring a permanent wide smile lined with numerous small, sharp teeth. A gold crown rests atop the sphere, unaffected by gravity or SCP‑9144's liquid composition.
The entity’s body resembles a human male wearing a black tuxedo, though the clothing is part of its liquid structure rather than separate material. SCP‑9144 carries a briefcase formed from the same substance. Its hands terminate in elongated, liquid‑based claws capable of reshaping or flattening at will.
SCP‑9144 is normally capable of walking like a human, displaying smooth, deliberate movements. When attempting to hide or evade observation, SCP‑9144 collapses into a puddle and can mimic any liquid it contacts, including water, oil, molten metal, or other hazardous fluids. SCP‑9144 can absorb nearby liquids to increase its mass before reforming.
SCP‑9144 is completely silent. It does not speak, gesture, or produce any vocalizations. Despite this, its behavior strongly suggests an intent to “make a deal” with individuals it chooses to follow. The nature of this “deal” is unknown.
Elucid Properties
SCP‑9144 becomes clearer, more defined, and more stable the longer it is observed or studied. This includes:
Increased visual clarity of its liquid structure
More human‑like posture and movement
More consistent physical form
More predictable behavior
This effect is reversible; if left unobserved, SCP‑9144 gradually becomes less defined and more amorphous.
Signs of SCP‑9144's Presence
Foundation tracking has identified several non‑harmful indicators that SCP‑9144 has taken interest in an individual:
Wet stains appearing in locations the subject recently visited
Moist claw‑shaped streaks on walls, floors, or ceilings
A black tuxedo appearing in the subject’s closet despite not belonging to them
If the tuxedo disappears within 24 hours, SCP‑9144 is believed to be actively observing the subject
These signs do not cause harm but are treated as early‑stage manifestations.
Behavior
SCP‑9144 follows selected individuals at varying distances, often remaining just out of sight. It does not attempt communication, but its posture and movements imply expectation — as though waiting for acknowledgment or agreement.
If ignored for extended periods, SCP‑9144 attempts to approach the subject during sleep. Foundation intervention protocols prevent this from escalating, and no injuries have occurred under controlled conditions.
Electrical disruption is the only known method of forcing SCP‑9144 to retreat. Even minimal voltage causes its form to destabilize, granting personnel additional time to relocate or secure the affected subject.
Addendum 9144‑A — Discovery
SCP‑9144 was discovered after multiple reports of unexplained moisture and “smiling blue reflections” in office buildings across ████████. Foundation agents tracked the pattern to a series of abandoned suits appearing in closets throughout the district. SCP‑9144 was eventually observed reforming from a puddle of mixed industrial fluids and was contained using portable electrical deterrents.
Addendum 9144‑B — Interview Attempts
All attempts to communicate with SCP‑9144 have failed. It does not respond to speech, writing, gestures, or symbols. However, when researchers maintain prolonged visual contact, SCP‑9144 often tilts its head slightly and adjusts its briefcase — a gesture interpreted as anticipation.
The meaning of the “deal” SCP‑9144 seeks remains unknown.
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Behavior
SCP‑9144 follows selected individuals at varying distances, often remaining just out of sight. It does not attempt communication, but its posture and movements imply expectation — as though waiting for acknowledgment or agreement.
Elucid Properties
SCP‑9144 becomes clearer, more defined, and more stable the longer it is observed or studied. This includes:
Increased visual clarity of its liquid structure
More human‑like posture and movement
More consistent physical form
More predictable behavior
Addendum 9144‑B — Interview Attempts
All attempts to communicate with SCP‑9144 have failed. It does not respond to speech, writing, gestures, or symbols. However, when researchers maintain prolonged visual contact, SCP‑9144 often tilts its head slightly and adjusts its briefcase — a gesture interpreted as anticipation.
The meaning of the “deal” SCP‑9144 seeks remains unknown.
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