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Radiant_Radio (account age 49 days, site membership 4 days) recently coldposted the following page, which has multiple indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9806
**Item #:** SCP-9806
**Object Class:** Euclid
**Special Containment Procedures:**
SCP-9806 is to be stored in a sealed, climate-controlled containment chamber at Site-13. The unit must remain connected to a dedicated power supply. Opening of SCP-9806 is permitted only during scheduled testing and requires Level 2 authorization. Personnel must wear full biohazard protection when interacting with expelled materials. All teeth produced by SCP-9806 are to be collected, cataloged, and stored in Bio-Storage Locker 9806-B.
Under no circumstances are organic food items to be placed inside SCP-9806. Previous attempts have resulted in accelerated production events (see Incident 9806-2).
Acoustic monitoring is to remain active at all times.
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**Description:**
SCP-9806 is a standard white, top-freezer refrigerator unit of unknown make, exhibiting minor cosmetic wear consistent with prolonged domestic use. Serial numbers and branding labels have been removed or degraded beyond recognition.
When powered, SCP-9806 intermittently produces human teeth from within its compartments. These teeth are expelled either gradually upon opening the door or forcibly ejected when the unit is left closed for extended periods. Output varies from 1–3 teeth per hour under baseline conditions.
All teeth generated by SCP-9806 are biologically human, representing a wide demographic range of ages and dental histories. Many specimens exhibit active decay, dental work (including fillings and crowns), or traces of blood and connective tissue. DNA analysis has thus far failed to match any known individuals.
Notably, the internal volume of SCP-9806 does not decrease as teeth accumulate. The interior appears to accommodate an effectively limitless quantity of material.
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**Addendum 9806-A: Acoustic Log Excerpt**
> **Timestamp:** 02:14 AM
> **Recording:** Low-frequency humming consistent with standard refrigeration unit operation.
> **02:16 AM:** Irregular clicking begins.
> **02:17 AM:** Sound resembling teeth striking hard surfaces.
> **02:18 AM:** Indistinct vocalization detected. Audio enhancement suggests whispered speech:
> *“…more…”*
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**Addendum 9806-B: Incident Report 9806-2**
On ██/██/20██, D-Class personnel were instructed to place a package of raw meat inside SCP-9806.
Within 3 minutes, internal noise levels increased significantly. Upon opening the unit, SCP-9806 expelled approximately 247 teeth in rapid succession, causing minor injuries to nearby staff.
Several teeth recovered during this event displayed fresh pulp and intact nerve tissue. One specimen was reported to have “twitched” for approximately 4 seconds after collection.
Following the incident, SCP-9806 produced a continuous low-volume vocalization for approximately 9 hours. Transcription remains incomplete.
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**Addendum 9806-C: Note from Researcher Hale**
> “There’s a pattern in the dental records,
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> I don’t think it’s collecting teeth.
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> I think it’s trying to *make* people.”
Excerpts of note:
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Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-9806 is to be stored in a sealed, climate-controlled containment chamber at Site-13. The unit must remain connected to a dedicated power supply. Opening of SCP-9806 is permitted only during scheduled testing and requires Level 2 authorization. Personnel must wear full biohazard protection when interacting with expelled materials. All teeth produced by SCP-9806 are to be collected, cataloged, and stored in Bio-Storage Locker 9806-B.
Addendum 9806-C: Note from Researcher Hale
“There’s a pattern in the dental records,
I don’t think it’s collecting teeth.
I think it’s trying to *make* people.”
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