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**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-9124 is housed in a low-risk humanoid containment suite furnished to resemble a mid-20th-century office. The suite contains a desk with a typewriter, two leather sofas, a wheelchair used by SCP-9124, and a kettle that anomalously refills with tea. A container of milk is to be kept available at all times.
SCP-9124 is cooperative and has not displayed hostile behavior. Despite this, personnel are advised not to rely on physical containment alone, as SCP-9124 has repeatedly exited and re-entered the facility by unknown means. Such events are not to be classified as containment breaches unless SCP-9124 fails to return within 72 hours.
**Description:** SCP-9124 is a humanoid male of apparent British origin who identifies himself as “Freeman Blankly.” Although documentation indicates a birth date of 1 August 1874, SCP-9124 consistently appears to be a man in his late twenties.
SCP-9124 typically wears a brown suit consistent with late-1930s fashion, accompanied by a long grey overcoat. SCP-9124 claims to be the owner of a company known as “Blankly Establishments,” allegedly located somewhere in London. The location has not been verified.
SCP-9124 demonstrates anomalous abilities involving the production, manipulation, or appropriation of phenomena commonly regarded as insignificant, unnoticed, or inconvenient.
Documented effects include:
* Perceived waiting time (e.g., elevators, queues, downloads)
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* Minor object failures (e.g., empty pens, depleted batteries)
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* Temporary memory lapses
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* Mild logistical inconveniences
Persistent minor misfortune affecting individuals of low social or contextual prominence
SCP-9124 asserts that the interior of Blankly Establishments is “practically infinite,” though no direct evidence has been obtained.
SCP-9124 displays a consistently cheerful demeanor, enjoys conversation, and frequently attempts humor. No pathogenic or memetic contamination has been detected.
SCP-9124’s anomalous effects appear to target phenomena or individuals of low perceived importance. Foundation personnel of senior rank report significantly fewer anomalous inconveniences than junior staff. In several cases, individuals described by others as “forgettable” experienced persistent minor disruptions in daily activities when in proximity to SCP-9124.
Attempts to quantify “importance” have produced inconsistent results. SCP-9124 has repeatedly stated that “importance is decided by everyone else, not by the person themselves.”
SCP-9124 can leave and re-enter Foundation facilities at will. When questioned regarding these absences, SCP-9124 stated:
//“I am an important businessman. I have work to do. I am free on Thursdays, though.”//
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SCP-9124 demonstrates anomalous abilities involving the production, manipulation, or appropriation of phenomena commonly regarded as insignificant, unnoticed, or inconvenient.
Documented effects include:
- Perceived waiting time (e.g., elevators, queues, downloads)
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- Minor object failures (e.g., empty pens, depleted batteries)
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- Temporary memory lapses
- Mild logistical inconveniences
Persistent minor misfortune affecting individuals of low social or contextual prominence
SCP-9124 asserts that the interior of Blankly Establishments is “practically infinite,” though no direct evidence has been obtained.
SCP-9124 displays a consistently cheerful demeanor, enjoys conversation, and frequently attempts humor. No pathogenic or memetic contamination has been detected.
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**Item:** SCP-9127 - Freeman Blankly
**Object Class:** Euclid
**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-9124 is housed in a low-risk humanoid containment suite furnished to resemble a mid-20th-century office. The suite contains a desk with a typewriter, two leather sofas, a wheelchair used by SCP-9124, and a kettle that anomalously refills with tea. A container of milk is to be kept available at all times.
SCP-9124 is cooperative and has not displayed hostile behavior. Despite this, personnel are advised not to rely on physical containment alone, as SCP-9124 has repeatedly exited and re-entered the facility by unknown means. Such events are not to be classified as containment breaches unless SCP-9124 fails to return within 72 hours.
**Description:** SCP-9124 is a humanoid male of apparent British origin who identifies himself as “Freeman Blankly.” Although documentation indicates a birth date of 1 August 1874, SCP-9124 consistently appears to be a man in his late twenties.
SCP-9124 typically wears a brown suit consistent with late-1930s fashion, accompanied by a long grey overcoat. SCP-9124 claims to be the owner of a company known as “Blankly Establishments,” allegedly located somewhere in London. The location has not been verified.
SCP-9124 demonstrates anomalous abilities involving the production, manipulation, or appropriation of phenomena commonly regarded as insignificant, unnoticed, or inconvenient.
Documented effects include:
* Perceived waiting time (e.g., elevators, queues, downloads)
* Minor object failures (e.g., empty pens, depleted batteries)
* Temporary memory lapses
* Mild logistical inconveniences
* Persistent minor misfortune affecting individuals of low social or contextual prominence
SCP-9124 asserts that the interior of Blankly Establishments is “practically infinite,” though no direct evidence has been obtained.
SCP-9124 displays a consistently cheerful demeanor, enjoys conversation, and frequently attempts humor. No pathogenic or memetic contamination has been detected.
SCP-9124 can leave and re-enter Foundation facilities at will. When questioned regarding these absences, SCP-9124 stated:
//“I am an important businessman. I have work to do. I am free on Thursdays, though.”//
**Addendum:** SCP-9124’s anomalous effects appear to target phenomena or individuals of low perceived importance. Foundation personnel of senior rank report significantly fewer anomalous inconveniences than junior staff. In several cases, individuals described by others as “forgettable” experienced persistent minor disruptions in daily activities when in proximity to SCP-9124.
Attempts to quantify “importance” have produced inconsistent results. SCP-9124 has repeatedly stated that “importance is decided by everyone else, not by the person themselves.”
**Addendum 9124-1: Interview Log**
**Interviewer:** Dr. Violette
**Interviewed:** SCP-9124
**<Begin Log>**
**Dr. Violette:** Mr. Blankly, what is the purpose of your establishment?
**Freeman Blankly:** Oh, to help people, I might say! It has millions — no, billions — of different purposes, but if you fancy, I can tell you a few things we do.
**Dr. Violette:** Go on, please.
**Freeman Blankly:** Do you remember all those seconds you spend in the elevator? Or the times you waited for an app to download? I produce those.
**Dr. Violette:** You produce… time?
**Freeman Blankly:** It's one of the million things I produce! And like everything, the producer retains full rights over the products it produces.
**Dr. Violette:** Are you saying you have control over time?
**Freeman Blankly:** Only when I am in the elevator. I have control over everything no one cares to think about even once — the things people consider unimportant, unnecessary, or even annoying. Let me give you another example: Do you remember all those times when you forgot a word? It’s on the tip of your tongue, you can feel it, but you can’t remember it. Or all those times you entered a room but forgot why?
**Dr. Violette:** Yes. Why does that happen?
**Freeman Blankly:** Because at that exact moment, I needed it more than you did. Or perhaps I produced it — who knows which one!
**Dr. Violette:** It seems like you are being very honest with me. Is there a reason why?
**Freeman Blankly:** Because I have no reason not to be. You are an important person, Dr. Violette. A great scientist working for one of the greatest — if not the greatest — foundations in the universe. You must be very important to the world. Your parents must be so proud. I don’t have control over someone as important as you.
**Dr. Violette:** Thank you.
**Freeman Blankly:** But your siblings… they are different.
**Dr. Violette:** Different how?
**Freeman Blankly:** They are not important. Not really. They are the supporting cast. You get all the spotlight — the family favorite, the one people talk about at parties. But your siblings are just Dr. Violette’s siblings. And that means I have control over them.
**Dr. Violette:** That’s a disturbing way to put it.
**Freeman Blankly**: Oh, but I take very good care of the supporting cast. I make sure they always stand in the longest lines at banks. That their pens run dry at the worst possible moment. That their trains are delayed — but only slightly. And if I am lucky, I can make them change colors in an elevator!
**Dr. Violette:** And the color change you mentioned?
**Freeman Blankly:** Elevators are very quiet places. People rarely look at each other. If I am lucky… I can make small adjustments.
**Dr. Violette:** Thank you for your cooperation, Mr. Blankly. It is much appreciated.
**Freeman Blankly:** It is a pleasure, Doctor! I can always talk about how wonderful I am!
<End Log>
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Excerpts of note:
Item: SCP-9127 - Freeman Blankly
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9124 is housed in a low-risk humanoid containment suite furnished to resemble a mid-20th-century office. The suite contains a desk with a typewriter, two leather sofas, a wheelchair used by SCP-9124, and a kettle that anomalously refills with tea. A container of milk is to be kept available at all times.
SCP-9124 can leave and re-enter Foundation facilities at will. When questioned regarding these absences, SCP-9124 stated:
“I am an important businessman. I have work to do. I am free on Thursdays, though.”
Dr. Violette: Are you saying you have control over time?
Freeman Blankly: Only when I am in the elevator. I have control over everything no one cares to think about even once — the things people consider unimportant, unnecessary, or even annoying. Let me give you another example: Do you remember all those times when you forgot a word? It’s on the tip of your tongue, you can feel it, but you can’t remember it. Or all those times you entered a room but forgot why?
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