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Aaron Abel (account age 3025 days, site membership 134 days) recently coldposted the following page, which has some indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9046/comments/show page title "Scp 9046 stick gun" full page in creation.
Item #: SCP- 9046
Object Class: Euclid
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Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-9046 is to be contained in a standard anomalous object locker at Site-██. Handling is only permitted under Level 3 clearance or higher. Testing requires reinforced ballistics chambers and approval from Site Security Command.
Personnel are strictly prohibited from aiming SCP-9046 at living organisms during testing, except under approved termination protocols. Acorns generated during use are to be collected and stored for study, though they degrade into non-anomalous organic matter within 48 hours.
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Description:
SCP-9046 is a weathered tree branch, 84 cm in length, resembling a crude imitation of an M2 .50 caliber submachine gun. Despite being composed entirely of ordinary lignified plant material, SCP-9046 features a distinct grip, stock, and a crude trigger assembly.
When the "trigger" is depressed, SCP-9046 discharges acorns (Quercus robur species, regardless of season or geographic origin) at velocities exceeding 1,000 m/s. The acorns function identically to armor-piercing ballistic rounds, capable of penetrating hardened steel, Foundation-grade ballistic plating, and even 6 cm of reinforced concrete.
Spent acorn caps are expelled from a knothole on the side of SCP-9046 in a manner consistent with shell ejection. SCP-9046 has shown no observable ammunition source and does not appear to deplete. Attempts to disassemble SCP-9046 or sever sections of the wood have resulted in rapid regeneration of damaged portions.
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Addendum 9046-1: Testing Log Excerpts
Test 01: SCP-9046 discharged at Level II ballistic gel. Target penetrated fully, acorn retained shape and lodged in back wall.
Test 05: SCP-9046 discharged at M1 Abrams frontal plating. Complete penetration. Secondary damage consistent with explosive spalling.
Test 07: SCP-9046 discharged continuously for 3 minutes. Rate of fire consistent with 450 rounds per minute. No overheating observed.
Test 12: SCP-9046 aimed at sapling. Upon discharge, acorn embedded into trunk and rapidly germinated. Subject tree grew 2 m taller over 24 hours, producing viable acorns identical to SCP-9046 projectiles.
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Addendum 9046-2: Discovery
SCP-9046 was recovered in ███████ Forest, Oregon, following reports of "a man with a stick shooting holes through a truck." Local law enforcement dismissed the incident as vandalism using conventional firearms until Foundation agents embedded in the department intercepted evidence. SCP-9046 was retrieved from the suspect, who claimed to have "just picked it up off the ground."
The suspect (now classified as POI-9046-1) has demonstrated no anomalous properties beyond initial operation of SCP-9046 and is under ongoing surveillance.
Excerpts of note:
Item #: SCP- 9046
Object Class: Euclid
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Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-9046 is to be contained in a standard anomalous object locker at Site-██. Handling is only permitted under Level 3 clearance or higher. Testing requires reinforced ballistics chambers and approval from Site Security Command.
Addendum 9046-2: Discovery
SCP-9046 was recovered in ███████ Forest, Oregon, following reports of "a man with a stick shooting holes through a truck." Local law enforcement dismissed the incident as vandalism using conventional firearms until Foundation agents embedded in the department intercepted evidence. SCP-9046 was retrieved from the suspect, who claimed to have "just picked it up off the ground."
The suspect (now classified as POI-9046-1) has demonstrated no anomalous properties beyond initial operation of SCP-9046 and is under ongoing surveillance.
User has no forum posts, and no mainsite edits beyond (incorrectly) renaming the coldposted page and editing the series list. They are not a sandbox member. They have not responded to reader comments, "Is this AI-generated? Also the formatting is off." and "….I'm gonna need you to show us where the stock is on an M2, and what exactly you think a submachine gun is."
