Noting that new site member
d_m_v_wkdt (account age 6 days, site membership 4 days) recently posted the following concept thread, which has multiple indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17565373/seeking-greenlight-the-grinning-lawyer
//(thanks for the feedback here and on Discord, here is the rewritten post)//
//A mysterious lawyer who always wins trials in exchange for a “fair” deal with their clients catches the attention of the SCP Foundation, especially the Ethics Committee, when they proposes a deal to the Foundation's researchers. Could they possibly say no to a smile like that?//
**Seeking Greenlights**: YES
**Page Type**: SCP Article
**Genre**: Legal Fiction, Horror
**Page Layout**: The page would follow a typical SCP structure, but, as I have observed in other SCP articles, it would propose a change in the classification of the anomaly mid-article.
//(rewritten)// **Elevator Pitch**: A lawyer with a perpetual smile but a changing appearance presents themself to those who know of their existence and, as a reward for winning trials and negotiating advantageous settlements, eliminates the client's ability to commit crimes. After encountering the SCP Foundation, the confrontation between the Ethics Committee and a faction of the anomaly investigation team, in opposition to the O5 Council, during preliminary investigations forces the Foundation to agree with the entity (for the time being) to research its peculiar properties.
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//(expanded)// **Central Narrative**: The story follows the Foundation's gradual involvement with the Smiling Lawyer after the initial documentation of their anomalous activity, focusing less on the usual containment procedures, due to their low effectiveness, and more on the potential institutional and ethical consequences of their existence.
Early investigations highlight, among other properties, the anomaly's apparent ability, as a "reward" for their legal services, to permanently eliminate an individual's ability to commit crimes, thus focusing the work of investigators on studying the limitations of the anomaly's abilities. As evidence accumulates, a division emerges within the Foundation: the Ethics Committee, supported by a faction of researchers, formally proposes the classification of the anomaly as Thaumiel, arguing that the anomaly's abilities could reduce the need for containment measures for entities with the ability to bargain with the Foundation and for protection methods to deal with problematic Groups of Interest, emerging as a morally preferable tool when dealing with certain anomalies or high-risk individuals. In contrast, the O5 Council takes a markedly cautious stance, expressing concern about the anomaly's autonomy, their dubious motivations, and the long-term implications of relying on an entity that cannot be controlled in the traditional manner
The central conflict of the narrative unfolds through internal debates, reports, and deliberations, framing the Smiling Lawyer not only as an anomaly worthy of study, but also as a catalyst that exposes ideological fractures within the Foundation itself.
The article culminates in a provisional compromise: Thaumiel's proposed reclassification is rejected, but aggressive containment methods are ruled out, thus allowing research into the properties and possible applications of the anomaly to continue under strict supervision.
This inconclusive result deliberately leaves the future role of the Smiling Lawyer within the SCP Foundation ambiguous, positioning the anomaly as a persistent ethical and political dividing line within the Foundation, rather than a conclusively categorized asset or threat.
//(rewritten)// **Hook/Attention-Grabber**: It is novel, first of all, because it is set in Spain and, secondly, because of the figure of the Smiling Lawyer, an anomaly deeply involved in their interactions with people, including, undoubtedly, those who make up the Foundation, despite their uncertain motivations and potentially harmful powers.
**Additional notes**: I am concerned, given that English is not my native language, about making mistakes in the use of legal language, and also in the use of gender pronouns, given that this is an entity with a changing appearance.
I have already published a first draft of the beginning of the article at the following link, in case it is of interest to reviewers:
https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/d-m-v-wkdt-the-grinning-lawyer
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Excerpt of note:
Early investigations highlight, among other properties, the anomaly's apparent ability, as a "reward" for their legal services, to permanently eliminate an individual's ability to commit crimes, thus focusing the work of investigators on studying the limitations of the anomaly's abilities. As evidence accumulates, a division emerges within the Foundation: the Ethics Committee, supported by a faction of researchers, formally proposes the classification of the anomaly as Thaumiel, arguing that the anomaly's abilities could reduce the need for containment measures for entities with the ability to bargain with the Foundation and for protection methods to deal with problematic Groups of Interest, emerging as a morally preferable tool when dealing with certain anomalies or high-risk individuals. In contrast, the O5 Council takes a markedly cautious stance, expressing concern about the anomaly's autonomy, their dubious motivations, and the long-term implications of relying on an entity that cannot be controlled in the traditional manner
The central conflict of the narrative unfolds through internal debates, reports, and deliberations, framing the Smiling Lawyer not only as an anomaly worthy of study, but also as a catalyst that exposes ideological fractures within the Foundation itself.
The article culminates in a provisional compromise: Thaumiel's proposed reclassification is rejected, but aggressive containment methods are ruled out, thus allowing research into the properties and possible applications of the anomaly to continue under strict supervision.
This inconclusive result deliberately leaves the future role of the Smiling Lawyer within the SCP Foundation ambiguous, positioning the anomaly as a persistent ethical and political dividing line within the Foundation, rather than a conclusively categorized asset or threat.
Compare with the user's sandbox page: https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/d-m-v-wkdt-the-grinning-lawyer
Special Containment Procedures: Foundation's legal teams are developing a legal draft with the intent to contain and investigate the anomaly.
SCP-1978§ has been seen practicing law in various lawsuits since the early 1980s, according to Foundation records.
After Foundation personnel provided information about SCP-1978§ to researcher Dr. Francisco Serrano at 09:33 on April 16, 1991, an employee at Humanoid Containment Site-06-3, SCP-1978§ materialized in Dr. Serrano's office at 09:55 that same day.
Permanently banned, PM sent. Zoobeeny supporting.