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Jbuns (account age 55 days, site membership 2 days) recently coldposted the following page, which has indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8314
Of note, the page at time of posting consisted solely of:
Item #: SCP-8314
Object class: Keter
Special containment procedures:
The retained version is revision 1.
**Item #:** SCP-8314
**Object class:** Keter
**Special containment procedures:**
SCP-8314 is to be kept
**Description:**
SCP-8239 appears to be a Law Enforcement Armed Response Unit consisting of 8 individuals. The 8 instances are listed as follows:
SCP-8239-1, (pictured above in left-most position)
SCP-8239-2
SCP-8239-3 (pictured above in position second from the right)
SCP-8239-4 (pictured above in position second from the left)
SCP-8239-5
SCP-8239-6
SCP-8239-7
SCP-8239-8 (pictured above in right-most position)
SCP-8239 instances are outfitted with standard issue uniform and gear consistent with the New Zealand Armed Offenders Squad, any changes to standard issue equipment within the NZAOS are reciprocated by SCP-8239. SCP-8239 instances are distinguished entirely by their individual gear as their faces are impossible to record or recall. When witnesses of SCP-8239 events were questioned about the appearance of the operatives, all stated that they could not remember (See interview SCP-8239-A-1). All digital recordings of SCP-8239 depict black, rectangular redactions over their faces. From Foundation tests it is confirmed that SCP-8239 instances speak in total jargon, their voices have been compared to the likes of “mechanical humming” or “the drone of a distant helicopter”. Despite the unintelligible voices that are recorded witnesses claim that the instances spoke clear, coherent English with no discernible accent.
The conditions required to trigger an SCP-8239 event is as follows:
A single female civilian below the age of 20 is held hostage or kidnapped by 1 or more suspects
Victim and suspect are stationary (not in a vehicle)
Emergency services have not been contacted
Suspects must be male
Must have road access or drivable terrain leading to crime scene
During an SCP-8239 event, all 8 instances manifest at an unobserved location within a 200 meter radius of the target before driving to the scene in a dark gray van. No existing vehicles match the van driven by SCP-8239. The driver of the van never exits the vehicle, due to the tint on the windows it is impossible to look inside. Through radiographic imaging it is confirmed there is no driver and that the van is self-piloting. The van has shown to be impervious to small arms fire, the question of whether the van is totally indestructible is yet unknown. Upon arriving at the scene of the crime, the 8 instances of SCP-8239 exit the van and flawlessly resolve the situation, regardless of circumstance. In 100% of cases the victims have all survived and all suspects have been killed. No suspect has ever survived an SCP-8239 event. If a suspect is surrendering, an unexplained force locks the suspect to remain in a combative state, ultimately causing the suspect's death (see addendum 1). Individuals present during an SCP-8239 event report feeling an unshakable urge to either evacuate or hide, this effect has been confirmed to be anomalous in nature, possibly emanating as a radius of influence around SCP-8239 instances as those further away do not experience such compulsions.
After an SCP-8239 event has concluded, all 8 instances climb back inside the gray van and drive off in no particular direction. The van will drive until it is no longer being observed or recorded before de-manifesting. There is no limit on how long the van can drive for, other SCP-8239 events can trigger while a previous one is waiting to de-manifest. If the area in which the event took place has a police department with a Law Enforcement Armed Response unit of a similar size, that unit will claim responsibility for the event. Operatives of the unit will be able to perfectly recount the details of the event from the perspectives of an SCP-8239 instance.
Excerpts of note:
Special containment procedures:
SCP-8314 is to be kept
Description:
SCP-8239 appears to be a Law Enforcement Armed Response Unit consisting of 8 individuals. The 8 instances are listed as follows:
During an SCP-8239 event, all 8 instances manifest at an unobserved location within a 200 meter radius of the target before driving to the scene in a dark gray van. No existing vehicles match the van driven by SCP-8239. The driver of the van never exits the vehicle, due to the tint on the windows it is impossible to look inside.
There is no limit on how long the van can drive for, other SCP-8239 events can trigger while a previous one is waiting to de-manifest. If the area in which the event took place has a police department with a Law Enforcement Armed Response unit of a similar size, that unit will claim responsibility for the event.
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