Noting that new site member Jonathann3 (account age 2 days) was noted to have spammed 6 pages recently. None of the pages are properly formatted, and all had subsequent edits that included introducing errors or appending text that did not follow the standard format.
21 Dec 2025 - 06:46:20 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9848 Scp 9848 - Cardboard Gang
Description: SCP-9849 is kept in a standard containment room, they are just 8 cardboard cutouts of random objects you find in the trash, they are named the “Cardboard Gang” that are a safe anomaly, you can’t bring water, or fire into the room.
21 Dec 2025 - 13:39:21 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9857 Scp 9857 - Bioluminescent Siphonophore
Description: SCP-9857 is a siphonophore nicknamed the Bioluminescent Siphonophore, it is a shorter siphonophore, kept in a containment aquarium, with decorations like rocks and sand, it is a safe class anomaly.
21 Dec 2025 - 16:42:39 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9828 Scp 9828 - Doodled Balloons
Description: SCP-9828 or Doodled Balloons, also nicknamed Bob & Jimmy is a safe class anomaly that is kept in a case with a glass window, and inside is the notebook they are inside.
22 Dec 2025 - 06:58:02 https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9873 Scp 9873 - Autonomous DNA Sample
Description: SCP-9873 or the Autonomous DNA Sample, is a safe class SCP that is a collection of dna strands that add together into one single dna strand “the dna leader”. It is very intelligent and is very smart combined.
22 Dec 2025 - 10:52:26 https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9839 Scp 9839 - Infinite Call
Description: SCP-9839 is a mobile phone that has an infinite phone ring, people suspect he’s just been in a call on that number for all these years and can’t disable it. The number is unknown, and it is nicknamed “Infinite Call”.
22 Dec 2025 - 12:49:59 https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9824 Scp 9824 - Annotated Stick Figure
Description: SCP-9824 also known as the Annotated Stock Figure is a safe class anomaly that has a pencil it can write and scribble speech bubbles to talk, it has a very friendly tone.
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Class: Safe
One time, in 1995, a guy named Bob Lancaster made props out of cardboard cutouts, he made a restaurant and he put the cutouts just randomly around the restaurant, for a mystery hunt! But than he died in 2004, which than the workers put the cardboard cutouts in the back room, but than a worker caught one of the cutout’s face change to a smile, he knew the SCP foundation, so he sent the cutouts for testing, the members of the foundation realized that when people are around, the cutouts are happy, but than, the members put cameras in their containment room and when nobody is near them, they are sad, but than they figured out that objects make them happy, so they always put objects in their room. They have be contained since 2018
Description: SCP-9849 is kept in a standard containment room, they are just 8 cardboard cutouts of random objects you find in the trash, they are named the “Cardboard Gang” that are a safe anomaly, you can’t bring water, or fire into the room.
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Containment Class: Safe
A diver name Kyle Lombardi dove in the deep sea, until he saw some string of bioluminescence, and he didn’t know what type of siphonophore it is, so he brought it too scientists, and they also didn’t know, so the scientists brought it to the SCP Foundation, they did testing like touching it, making the bioluminescence sparse out in the body, but then it grows back in the body, they found out it was an anomaly.
Description: SCP-9857 is a siphonophore nicknamed the Bioluminescent Siphonophore, it is a shorter siphonophore, kept in a containment aquarium, with decorations like rocks and sand, it is a safe class anomaly.
Containment Procedures: The procedures for this SCP is that they need to have a dark atmosphere and that they need to have water for it to swim in.
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Class: Safe
A kid doodled two balloons with smiles on his notebook, in 2021, he left the room and left the notebook open, until he came back and saw the the two balloons went on to the next page, he didn’t know that, so he thought that he just drew it on that page, than he named the two balloons Bob & Jimmy. Until the notebook got lost to time. But than the SCP Foundation found it, but they thought nothing of it, but a person went to take it to the trash but than he found the balloons on the top of the page, he requested to take testing. The testing were leaving it alone for time until they come back and see if they’re on the same page, which they weren’t on the same page.
Description: SCP-9828 or Doodled Balloons, also nicknamed Bob & Jimmy is a safe class anomaly that is kept in a case with a glass window, and inside is the notebook they are inside.
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Class: Safe
One time, a little boy was in the hospital, until the hospital saw a weird dna strand in his body. The hospital said that they had to take it out, and they did. But it was moving by itself, they had no idea how. So they ran tests and they couldn’t figure it out, so they gave it to the SCP Foundation, and they saw that is was moving too. But than saw that it could reshape itself into different strands, making sort of a colony of dna strands. The boy did survive and the DNA does multiply often.
Containment Procedures: SCP-9873 is kept in a 5 x 8 x 5 glass container in the wall, you cannot take off the glass that’s containing it. Or else it’s gonna spread everywhere across the foundation. The foundation needs it big because it multiplies so often that if they make it small, it would be too small for every strand.
Description: SCP-9873 or the Autonomous DNA Sample, is a safe class SCP that is a collection of dna strands that add together into one single dna strand “the dna leader”. It is very intelligent and is very smart combined.
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Class: Safe
One time ago in 2017, a guy named Harold Baldwin called several numbers as a prank, but then a guy picked up. He than heard his phone ring several times but from the same number over and over again, until the ring just was infinite, or never ending. It was driving the public crazy, until he just stopped bringing his phone in the public, but he wasn’t going crazy until one day later. Than he sent it to his friend in the SCP Foundation.
Containment: The phone is kept in a 5 x 6 x 5 glass container with glass that is sound proof. The testing includes calling the same number that Harold called in 2017, which the person picked up and just started to play a phone ring infinitely.
Description: SCP-9839 is a mobile phone that has an infinite phone ring, people suspect he’s just been in a call on that number for all these years and can’t disable it. The number is unknown, and it is nicknamed “Infinite Call”.
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Object Class: Safe
A kid drew a stick figure named Gerold, but the next time the kid saw the notebook, it had a speech bubble and said “Hello!” And he told his parents about it. The kids mom saw it and it said “Hi!” So she thought his kid made a mistake. Than he lost it through time, but than his dad found it and the stick figure said “Hello People!” And he remembered that his friend is a member of the SCP Foundation. The dad sent the notebook to the foundation.
Testing: They found out it was an anomaly because they left it alone when it said “Hi there!” Then later it said “New people! What do you do?”
Description: SCP-9824 also known as the Annotated Stock Figure is a safe class anomaly that has a pencil it can write and scribble speech bubbles to talk, it has a very friendly tone.Of note, the user was informed multiple times that they should seek feedback before posting:
22 Dec 2025, 13:14, second coldposted page. User post was titled "+1". https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17496402/scp-9857#post-7478030 reply to reader post, "OP, you've been part of the site for less than 24 hours and already have 3 coldposts up that miss the mark directly out of the gate. The conceit of these pages is that they are specifically Special Containment Procedures; none of your pages even have that as a heading, so purely cladistically none of these are 'SCPs', without Special Containment Procedures, they're just writing. If you want to have a prose description of the origin of what you're writing about, that needs to be justified in-narrative, not just frontloaded to the article; opening with talking about 'a guy' completely wrecks any sort of clinical tone. Please, visit and explore the Guide Hub."
Thanks for the feedback, I’m just trying to see how I can approach my SCP’s better.
22 Dec 2025, 13:17, third coldposted page. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17496367/scp-9828#post-7476848 reply to reader post, "Just a quick reminder, 'than' is for comparisons, while 'then' is for like, sequence. It can be tricky, but it's necessary for good writing. Other than that, the article was quite confusing (in what way do the balloons move and what were the tests performed on them?) and it lacked proper formatting. I believe the guide for writing has a format you can use."
Thanks for the feedback! I’m very new to this site and the mistake between Than and then is because I had to rush.
Fourth coldposted page. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17496735/scp-9873#post-7478026 double-post replies to reader comment, "This reads as a back of the book summary for an article, rather than an article. You are missing many, many key details, and you don't really commit to anything. How does the hospital know about the foundation? How did they notice the DNA strand? That's very small. Did the boy survive? Does the strand of DNA replicated endlessly? Why is the containment chamber so big for, again, a microscopic thing. Is it intelligent? I urge you to go back to drawing board and follow crit forums and other sources of feedback."
22 Dec 2025, 13:04
I’m a new writer, I understand, and I’m looking through all of my SCP’s thanks for the info!
Of note, the original reader comment was titled "-1"; in the second post, the user retitled the heading to "Re: +1"
22 Dec 2025, 13:10
I fixed through everything, I just don’t want my stuff getting deleted.
User is not a member of the sandbox. Membership revoked, PM sent.