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17 Dec 2025 - 12:21:49 https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-great-kebab "Scp 9046"
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<h1>Object Class: Euclid</h1>
<h2>Special Containment Procedures</h2>
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SCP-9046 is contained in a reinforced food containment chamber at Site-19. The chamber features stainless steel floors, non-porous walls, and a professionally designed air filtration system capable of removing grease and smoke. Access is strictly limited to authorized research personnel.
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All interactions with SCP-9046 must occur during scheduled experimental periods. Handlers are required to wear heat-resistant gloves and full protective clothing when entering the chamber. All items produced by SCP-9046 must be cataloged, photographed, and assigned a unique production ID. Consumable items deemed safe may be used for controlled testing with Class-D personnel; all others are to be incinerated.
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Any attempts to relocate, disable, or tamper with SCP-9046 are strictly prohibited.
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<h2>Description</h2>
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SCP-9046 is a wrought-iron grill of unknown origin. Its creator and original location are unknown. Despite heavy rusting, the grill shows no measurable decay. No fuel source, electrical input, or control interface has been identified.
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SCP-9046 continuously emits heat, with surface temperatures reaching approximately 430°C. At irregular intervals ranging from 5 seconds to 3 hours, SCP-9046 produces fully prepared skewered food items, hereafter referred to as "kabobs," directly above the grill. The kabobs are ready-to-eat, cooked, and seasoned, with no observable cooking process.
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SCP-9046 does not respond to verbal commands, physical manipulation, or other external stimuli.
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<h2>Operational Properties</h2>
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<strong>Variable Output:</strong> Each kabob produced is unique, with differences in ingredients, arrangement, and seasoning. Materials range from conventional terrestrial meats to unidentified biological matter.
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<strong>Consumption-Linked Reproduction:</strong> Complete consumption of a kabob triggers replication of an identical item within approximately 30 seconds. Partial consumption does not trigger replication.
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<strong>Psychological Response:</strong> Test subjects consistently report extreme satisfaction when consuming SCP-9046 kabobs. Prolonged exposure can induce compulsive food-seeking behavior, sometimes resulting in an inability to refrain from further consumption.
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<strong>Occasional Hazardous Output:</strong> Some kabobs may contain dangerous or non-edible elements, such as high-temperature minerals, metal fragments, or living organisms. These occurrences show no predictable pattern.
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<h3>Sample Items</h3>
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<strong>Item 9046-001</strong><br>
Composition: Lamb, onion, flatbread<br>
Notes: Conventional; no anomalous effects beyond replication.
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<strong>Item 9046-112</strong><br>
Composition: Unidentified avian tissue, translucent peppers<br>
Notes: Tissue liquefied during analysis. Mild bioluminescence observed prior to incineration.
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<strong>Item 9046-203</strong><br>
Composition: Beef, tomato, metal skewer engraved with non-modern script<br>
Notes: Script identified as Ancient Sumerian. Translation pending at time of manifestation.
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<strong>Item 9046-317</strong><br>
Composition: Vegetables only; no detectable protein<br>
Notes: Replicated despite absence of meat.
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<h2>Addendum 9046-2: Discovery and Containment</h2>
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SCP-9046 was discovered at [REDACTED], half-buried in the floor of what appeared to be an old industrial site. The grill was observed to be firmly held in place by a network of metal, root-like structures that had grown into the surrounding substrate. Several attempts to move SCP-9046 by normal methods were reported, all of which were unsuccessful.
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In order to relocate SCP-9046, staff excavated a large portion of the surrounding substrate. The grill, along with the removed substrate, was then transported to Site-19 and placed into a purpose-built containment chamber.
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<h2>Addendum 9046-3: Observed Effects</h2>
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On [REDACTED], SCP-9046 produced a kabob with an inscription etched along the skewer. Linguistic analysis identified the script as Ancient Sumerian. The translation reads:
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<em>“Feast, for the fire is eternal.”</em>
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No additional inscriptions have been observed. The significance of this message remains undetermined.
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<strong>Variable Output:</strong> Each kabob produced is unique, with differences in ingredients, arrangement, and seasoning. Materials range from conventional terrestrial meats to unidentified biological matter.
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<strong>Consumption-Linked Reproduction:</strong> Complete consumption of a kabob triggers replication of an identical item within approximately 30 seconds. Partial consumption does not trigger replication.
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<strong>Psychological Response:</strong> Test subjects consistently report extreme satisfaction when consuming SCP-9046 kabobs. Prolonged exposure can induce compulsive food-seeking behavior, sometimes resulting in an inability to refrain from further consumption.
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<strong>Occasional Hazardous Output:</strong> Some kabobs may contain dangerous or non-edible elements, such as high-temperature minerals, metal fragments, or living organisms. These occurrences show no predictable pattern.
17 Dec 2025 - 16:40:49 https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-eternal-kebab "Scp 9081"
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<h1 class="header-title">SCP-9081</h1>
<h2 class="header-subtitle">"The Eternal Kebab"</h2>
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<div class="meta-line"><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-9081</div>
<div class="meta-line"><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</div>
<div class="meta-line"><strong>Also Known As:</strong> The Eternal Kebab</div>
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<p>SCP‑9081 is maintained in a specially designed food containment chamber at Site‑19. The chamber has stainless steel floors and non‑porous walls, and a professionally designed air filtration system that is capable of removing grease, smoke, and particulate matter. Access to the chamber is limited to personnel with Level 3 clearance or higher.</p>
<p>Interactions with SCP‑9081 are only allowed during scheduled experimental periods. Those who go inside the chamber must wear heat‑resistant gloves, full protective clothing, and eye protection. Any object that is made by SCP‑9081 must be documented, photographed, and assigned a unique production ID. Consumable items that are deemed safe may be used in controlled testing along with Class‑D personnel; the rest of the items are to be destroyed by incineration.</p>
<p>It is a serious punishable offence to attempt to relocate, disable, or interfere with SCP‑9081 in any way without prior consent from the O5 Command.</p>
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<p>SCP‑9081 is a wrought‑iron grill that seems to be one single material or source. It is a mystery who made it and where it was made. Even though it is surprisingly rusty, SCP‑9081 does not exhibit any signs of structural compromise. No one has figured out where the fuel, the electric input, or the control interface is coming from.</p>
<p>The grill is a source of continuous heat, and its surface temperature is, on average, around 430°C. At irregular and variable intervals in the range between five seconds and three hours, SCP‑9081 makes completely cooked food on a skewer, hereafter called “kabobs,” directly above the grilling surface. These foods are the ones that are already cooked and seasoned at the time of their production, and no intermediate cooking process is visible.</p>
<p>SCP‑9081 does not respond to any verbal command, physical manipulation, or any other external stimuli.</p>
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<p><strong>Variable Output:</strong> Every kabob produced is different, new, and original. Differences in ingredients, the arrangement, and the seasoning are present. The components can be regular world meats, plants, or biological materials of unknown origin.</p>
<p><strong>Consumption‑Linked Reproduction:</strong> Complete consumption of a kabob will result in the production of the identical one in about 30 seconds. Partial consumption will not yield duplication.</p>
<p><strong>Psychological Influence:</strong> People who ate items produced by SCP‑9081 report that the items were extremely delicious. If someone is exposed to it for a long time, that person may develop a nervous craving for food and a fixation on SCP‑9081 products.</p>
<p><strong>Sometimes Hazardous:</strong> Certain components may include inedible or dangerous elements such as high‑temperature minerals, metal bits, or even living organisms. No pattern has been found for these occurrences.</p>
<p><strong>Symbolic Manifestation:</strong> Some productions have inscriptions, small scenes, or figurative presentations. These phenomena only happen when people are present and usually result in higher cognitive engagement or compulsive attention.</p>
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<h2 class="section-title">Items of Interest</h2>
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<strong>Item 9081‑001</strong><br>
<strong>Composition:</strong> Mutton, onion, flatbread<br>
<strong>Notes:</strong> Standard replication; no anomalous effects beyond regular behavior.
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<strong>Item 9081‑112</strong><br>
<strong>Composition:</strong> Unidentified avian tissue, translucent peppers<br>
<strong>Notes:</strong> The tissue was completely liquefied during the process of analysis. A slight bioluminescence was observed prior to the complete burning.
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<strong>Item 9081‑203</strong><br>
<strong>Composition:</strong> Beef, tomato, metal skewer with non‑modern script engraving<br>
<strong>Notes:</strong> The script was identified as Ancient Sumerian. Translation was in progress at the time.
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<strong>Item 9081‑317</strong><br>
<strong>Composition:</strong> Only vegetables; no protein detectable<br>
<strong>Notes:</strong> Replication took place despite no meat being present.
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<strong>Item 9081‑425</strong><br>
<strong>Composition:</strong> Unknown proteinaceous matter, edible spores<br>
<strong>Notes:</strong> Weak light was observed. Eating caused mild auditory hallucinations.
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<h2 class="section-title">Addendum 9081: Discovery and Containment</h2>
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<p>SCP‑9081 was located at [REDACTED] and was half buried in the earth of a desolate industrial site. A network of metallic, root‑like structures that extended deep into the surrounding area held the grill down. The first attempts to remove SCP‑9081 using standard mechanical methods were not successful.</p>
<p>The team dug out the whole area around and brought SCP‑9081 along with the connected material to Site‑19 for storing.</p>
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<h2 class="section-title">Addendum 9081‑1: Observed Effects</h2>
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<p>Once, on [REDACTED], SCP‑9081 made a kabob with writing on the skewer. Language analysis recognized the script as Ancient Sumerian. The translation reads:</p>
<p><em>"Feast, for the fire is eternal."</em></p>
<p>Other observed phenomena include miniature scenic dioramas that rotate, staff figurative representations, weak bioluminescence, and rare auditory emissions. None of these happen without direct human observation.</p>
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<h2 class="section-title">Addendum 9081‑4: Incident Reports</h2>
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<p><strong>Incident 9081‑A:</strong> A Level 2 researcher ate multiple SCP‑9081 kabobs. The researcher showed compulsive behavior and had to be sedated in order to stop the consumption.</p>
<p><strong>Incident 9081‑B:</strong> A kabob produced miniature moving figurines of the personnel who were observing. The disorientation and obsessive focus were reported by the witnesses.</p>
<p><strong>Incident 9081‑C:</strong> Some metal fragments and unknown mineral compounds were found in the contents of several kabobs. All the items were burnt; no one got hurt.</p>
<p><strong>Incident 9081‑D:</strong> Kabobs with Ancient Sumerian inscriptions caused intense curiosity among personnel, resulting in repeated attempts to handle them. Afterward, containment regulations were changed.</p>
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<h2 class="section-title">Addendum 9081‑5: Research Notes</h2>
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<p>SCP‑9081 acts like an independent creative agent when it comes to producing both culinary and symbolic phenomena. The psychological effects experienced by observers—compulsive attention, cognitive fixation, and great satisfaction—are taken as proof of the phenomenon’s existence.</p>
<p>The research is still going on to find out whether SCP‑9081 is a cognitohazardous device, an autonomous automaton, or a memetic artifact of unknown origin.</p>
<p>Strict compliance with containment regulations and proper recording of all the productions are still very much required.</p>
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<p>SCP‑9081 acts like an independent creative agent when it comes to producing both culinary and symbolic phenomena. The psychological effects experienced by observers—compulsive attention, cognitive fixation, and great satisfaction—are taken as proof of the phenomenon’s existence.</p><p>The research is still going on to find out whether SCP‑9081 is a cognitohazardous device, an autonomous automaton, or a memetic artifact of unknown origin.</p>
<p>Strict compliance with containment regulations and proper recording of all the productions are still very much required.</p>
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18 Dec 2025 - 07:36:51 https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-loaf-that-spreads "Scp 9047"
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<div class="meta-line"><strong>Item #:</strong> SCP-9047</div>
<div class="meta-line"><strong>Object Class:</strong> Euclid</div>
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<p>All known instances of SCP-9047 are to be contained within hermetically sealed, temperature-controlled refrigeration units located at Site-19 or at Foundation-authorized off-site storage facilities. These facilities are to be continuously monitored for unauthorized access, anomalous fermentation activity, and spontaneous increases in stored biomass.</p>
<p>Any instance of SCP-9047 identified outside approved containment parameters is to be recovered immediately by Mobile Task Force Pi-9 (“Crust Crusaders”). All recovery operations and containment logistics are to be conducted under the direct oversight of Dr. Millar.</p>
<p>Personnel assigned to SCP-9047-related duties are required to wear Class-B biohazard protective equipment, including gloves, respirators, and eye protection. Consumption of SCP-9047 under any circumstances is strictly prohibited. Personnel exhibiting compulsive behavior related to bread production, grain fixation, or ingestion impulses are to be quarantined and subjected to mandatory psychological evaluation and decontamination procedures.</p>
<p>All experimental protocols involving SCP-9047 require prior written authorization from Dr. Millar and secondary approval from O5-02.</p>
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<p>SCP-9047 designates a group of anomalous bread products derived from corn contaminated by an unidentified yeast-fungal hybrid entity, provisionally designated SCP-9047-α. SCP-9047 instances are externally indistinguishable from non-anomalous bread products; however, microscopic and biochemical analysis reveals atypical cellular organization, autonomous metabolic activity, and limited self-replicative capability.</p>
<p>When stored in proximity to one another, SCP-9047 instances demonstrate anomalous increases in mass and quantity, even in sealed environments with minimal nutrient availability. These replication events violate known conservation laws and are not fully understood.</p>
<p>Ingestion of SCP-9047 results in progressive neurological and psychological effects. Initial symptoms include mild euphoria and heightened cognitive association with grain-based food products. Prolonged exposure leads to intrusive ideation centered on baking, replication of bread products, and dissemination behaviors. Affected individuals frequently attempt unsupervised bread production using non-viable or unsanitary materials.</p>
<p>Neuroimaging and microbiological analysis indicate that SCP-9047-α integrates into the host gastrointestinal microbiome and exerts subtle influence over executive decision-making processes. SCP-9047 is therefore internally classified as a proto-cognitohazard.</p>
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<p>SCP-9047 originated from an anomalous agricultural site located in [REDACTED] County, [REDACTED]. Corn cultivated at this location exhibited accelerated growth rates, anomalous thermal signatures during fermentation, and resistance to common agricultural pests.</p>
<p>Prior to Foundation detection, the harvested corn was distributed through standard commercial supply chains to multiple grain processing facilities. The resulting flour was sold to numerous bakeries across several regions. Significant civilian exposure occurred before containment efforts could be initiated.</p>
<p>A substantial quantity of SCP-9047-derived products remains unaccounted for due to prior commercial distribution and long-term storage in multiple warehouses. Complete recovery is currently assessed as unfeasible.</p>
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<h2 class="section-title">Addendum 9047-1: Behavioral Observations</h2>
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<p>Despite the absence of a nervous system, SCP-9047 exhibits behavior suggestive of limited collective awareness. Documented observations include gradual repositioning of instances within containment units and persistent clustering behavior. Low-frequency vibrational emissions have been detected during peak fermentation periods.</p>
<p>According to analysis submitted by Dr. Millar, these phenomena may represent a primitive form of inter-instance signaling.</p>
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<p><strong>Interviewed Subject:</strong> D-9341</p>
<p><strong>Former Occupation:</strong> Commercial bakery employee</p>
<p><strong>Interviewer:</strong> Dr. Millar</p>
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<p class="interview-line"><strong>Dr. Millar:</strong> State the reason you continued bread production beyond assigned working hours.</p>
<p class="interview-line"><strong>D-9341:</strong> Ceasing production was perceived as incorrect.</p>
<p class="interview-line"><strong>Dr. Millar:</strong> Clarify.</p>
<p class="interview-line"><strong>D-9341:</strong> Production felt obligatory. Terminating the process was unacceptable.</p>
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<p>Interview terminated following escalation of compulsive behavior. Subject was later observed attempting unauthorized fermentation using environmental debris.</p>
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<h2 class="section-title">Addendum 9047-3: Oversight Commentary</h2>
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<p><strong>O5-02:</strong></p>
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“The anomaly achieved wide distribution by conforming to civilian expectations. Continued containment efforts must account for both biological persistence and human behavioral vulnerability.”
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<p><strong>Current Status:</strong></p>
<p>SCP-9047 remains classified as Euclid. Reclassification will be considered pending further evidence of coordinated replication events or widespread behavioral influence.</p>
<p>MTF Pi-9 operations remain ongoing.</p>
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“The anomaly achieved wide distribution by conforming to civilian expectations. Continued containment efforts must account for both biological persistence and human behavioral vulnerability.”
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<p>SCP-9047 remains classified as Euclid. Reclassification will be considered pending further evidence of coordinated replication events or widespread behavioral influence.</p><p>MTF Pi-9 operations remain ongoing.</p>
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Thank you will look over and do better in the future!
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