Noting that it was brought to staff attention that new site member Collardgreens (account age 4 days, site membership 3 days) recently coldposted four pages in a single day:
10 Dec 2025 - 01:16:29 https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8734 Scp 8734 Ornament Trap
Description:
SCP-8734 is a clear Christmas ornament that is approximately 7 cm tall and weighs seemingly nothing. It appears to be made out of hard plastic that shatters when broken. SCP-8734 does not react to anything but being touched by a living thing excluding anything smaller than the ornament itself. SCP-8734s anomaly is that whenever it is touched by a living thing no smaller than itself it duplicates itself and shrinks and traps whatever touched it inside of the duplicate.
10 Dec 2025 - 17:09:57 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8437 Scp 8437 The Loud Rat
Description Description:
SCP-8437 is an anomalous beige/brown rat capable of recording sounds and replaying them at random. The volume at which SCP-8437 releases recorded sounds is unpredictable, making the entity difficult to anticipate.SCP-8437 can also weaponize recorded noises. It is believed to be either immortal or possess an extended lifespan, as it is over five years old and shows no signs of natural decline.
10 Dec 2025 - 23:01:08 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8609 Scp 8609 The sentient split
Description
This event has a chance to occur when someone has been in close contact with human remains, more specifically the brain. It is said to trigger a realisation that the brain and body are two different beings.Approximately one week after the victim will start to feel a tight tension in their head and within 5 minutes the victim will pass out. They will be asleep for approximately 20 minutes.
Of note, this is in addition to posting two threads in the Draft Critique forums, both of which did not follow the forum guidelines:
- http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17486568/scp8766 - full draft in thread, no greenlights
- http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17486569/scp-8766-the-annoying-ornament - paragraph about draft, no greenlights
The user does have two sandbox pages, both of which have the full draft in creation and no edits:
Membership revoked, PM sent.