Noting that new site member 
MrCoolCool (account age and site membership 1 day) recently coldposted the following page, which has multiple indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9061/comments/show
Revision 0 retained, user later made some edits to formatting and removed the sentence at the end:
**Item#:** SCP-9061
**Object Class:** Euclid
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**Special Containment Procedures:**
SCP-9061 is housed in a 3 m × 3 m soundproof humanoid containment chamber located in the Heavy Containment Zone of Site-███. The chamber must be furnished to resemble a typical 1980s living room. Required items include:
• A brown or olive 1980s-style couch
• A functioning CRT television
• Wood-panel wallpaper
• A small coffee table
No device capable of recording or transmitting audio is permitted within 25 meters of the chamber. Personnel entering must wear Class-5 auditory isolation headgear.
No more than three staff may enter the chamber at once.
Direct interaction requires written approval from the Head Researcher (Dr. ███).
All SCP-9061-2 instances are to be terminated immediately upon manifestation.
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**Description:**
SCP-9061 is a humanoid male appearing between 80 and 90 years old. It sits on the couch inside its chamber for extended periods and does not react to stimuli unless a human enters the room.
When a subject enters the chamber, SCP-9061 begins to laugh continuously. Exposure to this laughter induces an immediate compulsion to laugh in affected individuals. Subjects report:
• loss of breath
• dizziness
• inability to stop laughing
• increasing panic
Fatality typically occurs within 3–7 minutes due to asphyxiation.
Within 30–90 seconds after death, the body undergoes rapid transformation. Human mouths emerge across the skin until the original anatomy is fully replaced, creating a humanoid entity designated SCP-9061-2.
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**SCP-9061-2:**
SCP-9061-2 entities are composed entirely of mouths and vocal tissue. They emit continuous laughter measured between 120–140 dB. The laughter produces the same compulsive effect as SCP-9061.
SCP-9061-2 instances attempt to seek out living humans. Entities show no coordination, intelligence, or self-preservation behavior and move erratically.
Termination is authorized on sight.
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**Addendum 9061-A — Discovery**
SCP-9061 was discovered on ██/██/19██ in a suburban home in ████████, Ohio. Neighbors reported “constant laughter” coming from the property for approximately three days.
When law enforcement entered the residence, they found:
• SCP-9061 sitting calmly on a couch
• 14 deceased civilians
• 9 SCP-9061-2 instances in various states of decomposition
Foundation agents embedded in the local police department seized control of the scene. All audio recordings captured by police bodycams were corrupted by continuous laughter.
Class-A amnestics were administered to all witnesses.
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**Addendum 9061-B — Interview Log 9061-1**
Interviewer: Dr. ███
Subject: SCP-9061
Notes: Interview conducted using vibration-based communication equipment to avoid audio exposure.
Dr. ███: “If you understand me, raise your left hand.”
SCP-9061 raises its left hand.
Dr. ███: “Why do you laugh?”
SCP-9061 tilts its head slightly, then begins to silently shake as if laughing — though its mouth does not open.
Dr. ███: “Does it hurt you? The laughter?”
SCP-9061 stops shaking. Slowly shakes head “no.”
Dr. ███: “Did you choose this? Or did someone do this to you?”
SCP-9061 hesitates, then points at the television.
Dr. ███ notes the TV was off at the time of the interview.
Following this interview, the television in SCP-9061’s chamber was found powered on despite Foundation staff disconnecting it earlier. Investigation is ongoing.
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*Addendum 9061-C — Note on the 1980s Living Room Requirement**
Attempts to relocate SCP-9061 to a modern, unfurnished containment cell resulted in:
• SCP-9061 refusing to sit
• Continuous physical shaking
• A sudden spike in ambient sound levels measured behind the soundproofing
• Unidentified whispering detected within Site-███ systems
Returning the 1980s furnishings caused all anomalies to stop immediately.
**Researcher hypothesis:**
“SCP-9061 is cognitively anchored to the 1980s environment. Removal destabilizes the anomaly in ways we cannot contain.”
Approval for further testing is pending.
Excerpt of note:
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*Addendum 9061-C — Note on the 1980s Living Room Requirement**
Attempts to relocate SCP-9061 to a modern, unfurnished containment cell resulted in:
• SCP-9061 refusing to sit
• Continuous physical shaking
• A sudden spike in ambient sound levels measured behind the soundproofing
• Unidentified whispering detected within Site-███ systems
Returning the 1980s furnishings caused all anomalies to stop immediately.
Researcher hypothesis:
“SCP-9061 is cognitively anchored to the 1980s environment. Removal destabilizes the anomaly in ways we cannot contain.”
Approval for further testing is pending.
When addressed for AI usage, "Have you used AI/LLM technology at any point throughout the creation of this article? It reads a little like that" they replied: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17485901/scp-9061#post-7464244
I have used ai to fix my wording, the idea was from me, I will remake this without ai, thanks you for your feedback
And later multiple posts in a row:
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17485901/scp-9061#post-7464441 post title "Thanks you for your feedback!"
I apologize, I will fix this right away.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17485901/scp-9061#post-7465363
I said I will fix the mistake
Permanently banned, PM sent. Mann, subtletea, storm, afto, Zoobeeny supporting.
