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teddydoesstuff (account age 42 days, site membership 41 days) recently coldposted the following page, which has multiple indicators of AI-generation:
SCP 9061, the space time tea towel, is a Keter-class SCP with the power to manipulate the spacetime continuum. the tea towel is plain white with red crosses and blue circles embroidered onto it .it is 30cm x 40cm large and made out of cotton. Contained at site-███████, requiring level 4 clearance to access the anomalous entity. testing has been suspended unless cleared by the 05 council. in the case of exposure, any personnel within the containment facility must immediately be taken to mobile task force quantum-9. in the unfortunate case of a containment breach, immediately evacuate all non-anomalous entities and personnel out of site-███████ and into a safer area. **do not try to evacuate any other entities in case of containment breach. ** the space-time tea towel has not been recorded to have any consciousness, but this is not definitive. the tea towel, if protocol is not followed, will generate time rifts and alternate dimensions. in case of protocol not being followed, protocol t-loop must be followed to ensure safety of the entity and personnel.
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Addendum 9061‑A: Recovery Log
SCP‑9061 was recovered from a suburban household in ███████, England after reports of “infinite tea” and “days repeating themselves.” Foundation agents discovered the towel hanging innocuously in a kitchen. Removal triggered a localized time loop lasting ███████, during which ███████████████████████████████████. Loop termination occurred only after SCP‑9061 was sealed in a ████████ container.
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Addendum 9061‑B: Incident Log
On ██/██/20██, SCP‑9061 spontaneously unfolded within its containment chamber, expanding to cover an area of approximately ████. Personnel reported simultaneous visions of past and future events, including ████’s death (which has not yet occurred). Chamber sensors recorded negative time values for 3.2 minutes before stabilization.
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Addendum 9061‑C: O5 Note
“This is not a towel. This is a knot in the continuum itself. Treat it accordingly.” – O5‑█
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Addendum 9061‑B: Incident Log
On ██/██/20██, SCP‑9061 spontaneously unfolded within its containment chamber, expanding to cover an area of approximately ████. Personnel reported simultaneous visions of past and future events, including ████’s death (which has not yet occurred). Chamber sensors recorded negative time values for 3.2 minutes before stabilization.
Addendum 9061‑C: O5 Note
“This is not a towel. This is a knot in the continuum itself. Treat it accordingly.” – O5‑█
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SCP 9061, the space time tea towel, is a Keter-class SCP with the power to manipulate the spacetime continuum. the tea towel is plain white with red crosses and blue circles embroidered onto it .it is 30cm x 40cm large and made out of cotton. Contained at site-███████, requiring level 4 clearance to access the anomalous entity. testing has been suspended unless cleared by the 05 council. in the case of exposure, any personnel within the containment facility must immediately be taken to mobile task force quantum-9.
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