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Pengdi (account age 22 hours) recently applied for site membership. They have the following sandbox, which has common indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/scp-10135
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= **SCP-10135 — James** =
Item #: **SCP-10135**
Object Class: Euclid (Keter pending further observation)
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== **Special Containment Procedures** ==
**SCP-10135** and its connected extradimensional restroom (designated **10135-A**) are contained within a reinforced Spatial Isolation Chamber at **Site-██**. A Class-IV Temporal Stabilization Field must remain active to prevent uncontrolled temporal and spatial distortion.
**Personnel are strictly prohibited from approaching the object designated 10135-W (“the waffle”) within 2 m. Any object or personnel drawn toward it is considered unrecoverable.**
All entry into **10135-A** requires Level-3 approval and tethered personnel. Post-exposure protocols include psychological assessment and monitoring, although no biological aging occurs.
If **SCP-10135** enters a Manic State (**10135-MS**):
* Lock down all corridors within a 50 m radius.
* Deploy reflective stabilization panels.
* Evacuate personnel.
* Wait for post-MS spatial restoration before re-entry.
**All post-MS matter is automatically restored to its original location, with all surfaces exhibiting freshened, precise trims.**
== **Description** ==
**SCP-10135** is a humanoid resembling a British male aged approximately 13–14, average height, brunette hair, and unremarkable features. **SCP-10135** self-identifies as “**James**”
**SCP-10135** is bound to **10135-A**, an extradimensional restroom originally located in a mid-1900s red-and-white diner in a desert region of the United States.
Haircut Phenomenon
Subjects entering **10135-A** report:
* being offered a haircut by SCP-10135
* sitting voluntarily
* experiencing a session lasting 15–25 minutes
Each subject experiences a private, isolated haircut, even when multiple individuals occupy **10135-A** simultaneously.
**SCP-10135** is capable of serving hundreds or thousands of people concurrently without subjects perceiving one another.
Temporal analysis suggests **SCP-10135** transcends space and time. Subjects’ biological and chronological age remains unchanged.
=== **10135-W (“The Waffle”)** ===
A partially eaten waffle rests in the diner outside **10135-A**. It generates gravitational effects similar to a micro-singularity; anything approaching is drawn in and disappears. **SCP-10135** calls this location “the other side.”
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=== **Manic State (10135-MS)** ===
If **SCP-10135** is deprived of subjects for extended periods, it enters a Manic State, undergoing:
* dramatic height and body elongation
* eyes becoming black voids
* distorted layered voice
During MS, **SCP-10135** consumes everything in its vicinity in a black-hole-like effect.
Upon returning to baseline, all matter and structures are restored, with all surfaces exhibiting perfectly freshened or trimmed appearance, including buildings, vegetation, personnel uniforms, and ambient objects.
== **Addendum 10135-1 — Discovery** ==
In ████, three teenagers—**James** (**SCP-10135**), Philip, and Kiran—entered a red-and-white 1950s-style diner restroom. None exited.
Reports from the era describe:
* continuous buzzing from the restroom
* patrons feeling “pulled” toward the door
* fogged mirrors
* faint syrup scent
Foundation intervention revealed **SCP-10135** calmly giving a haircut to a subject. Philip and Kiran remain missing. **SCP-10135** claims:
**“They’re still getting their turns. It takes time to get it perfect.”**
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== **Addendum 10135-2 — Interview Excerpt** ==
Interviewer: **Dr. Langford**
Subject: **SCP-10135**
**Dr. Langford:** How many people are in the room at once?
**SCP-10135:** All of them. None of them. Doesn’t matter. Every head gets its own room.
**Dr. Langford:** How long do the haircuts take?
**SCP-10135:** Forever. But only a moment. Depends on how much fixing you need.
**Dr. Langford:** What happens if someone refuses?
(**SCP-10135** freezes briefly; a ripple passes through the walls.)
**SCP-10135:** Everyone gets a haircut. One way or another.
Interview terminated due to rising spatial instability.
== **Addendum 10135-3 — Manic State Event MS-07** ==
At 04:32, **SCP-10135** entered a full Manic State after 48 hours without subjects.
During MS,**SCP-10135** consumed everything in its surrounding area in a black-hole-like effect.
Audio logs captured faint buzzing and the phrase:
**“Hold still.”**
After **SCP-10135** returned to baseline, all matter and structures were restored with perfectly freshened or trimmed appearance. Observers reported the environment was unnaturally neat.
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== **Addendum 10135-4 — 10135-W Experiment** ==
A tethered camera drone was moved toward 10135-W. At ~0.8 m, gravitational pull drew the drone in.
Audio recorded: faint buzzing and voices discussing “layers,” “fringe,” and “evening the back.”
The drone was unrecovered.
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== **Addendum 10135-5 — Recovery Report** ==
Location: Desert roadside diner, ████
Date: ██/██/195█
Operation: Initial SCP Containment
Foundation agents responded to reports of strange disappearances and continuous buzzing from the restroom. Breach of the diner revealed a normal-sized door leading to **10135-A**, an extradimensional space.
**SCP-10135** was found calmly giving a haircut. Agents attempting to extract **SCP-10135** reported temporal distortion. A containment chamber and spatial stabilization net were installed on-site.
**Notes: Items and furniture within 10135-A are largely unaffected by outside environmental conditions, but SCP-10135 remains tethered to the site.**
== **Addendum 10135-6 — Containment Breach Narrative** ==
During a routine maintenance interval, **SCP-10135** went 36 hours without subjects and entered Manic State.
* SCP-10135 expanded, consuming everything near Site-██ in a black-hole-like effect.
* Audio recordings captured faint buzzing and the words “Hold still.”
* Spatial stabilization protocols restored the site within minutes.
Post-event analysis confirmed all matter returned intact, with haircuts and trims applied uniformly. Personnel described their clothing and hair as unnaturally neat.
No injuries were recorded.
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== **Addendum 10135-7 — Timeline of Philip and Kiran** ==
|| Date|| Event|| Notes||
|| ██/██/195█|| Entered restroom with James|| Last seen outside||
|| ██/██/195█|| No external contact|| **SCP-10135** reports “still in the chair”||
|| Present || Missing|| Presumed contained within **10135-A**, undergoing haircut||
== Addendum **10135-8** — Foundation Warning Memo ==
==== Attention Personnel: ====
* Do not refuse **SCP-10135** a haircut. Noncompliance can trigger Manic State (**10135-MS**), which consumes all matter in proximity.
* Observed effects of MS include complete spatial distortion and matter restoration with uniformly trimmed appearance.
* All personnel must treat **SCP-10135** with courtesy, follow containment protocols strictly, and maintain distance from **10135-W.**
**Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action.**
— O5-Command
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Excerpts of note:
SCP-10135 — James =
Item #: SCP-10135
Object Class: Euclid (Keter pending further observation)
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== Special Containment Procedures ==
SCP-10135 and its connected extradimensional restroom (designated 10135-A) are contained within a reinforced Spatial Isolation Chamber at Site-██. A Class-IV Temporal Stabilization Field must remain active to prevent uncontrolled temporal and spatial distortion.
SCP-10135 is a humanoid resembling a British male aged approximately 13–14, average height, brunette hair, and unremarkable features. SCP-10135 self-identifies as “James”
SCP-10135 is bound to 10135-A, an extradimensional restroom originally located in a mid-1900s red-and-white diner in a desert region of the United States.
Haircut Phenomenon
Subjects entering 10135-A report:
* being offered a haircut by SCP-10135
* sitting voluntarily
* experiencing a session lasting 15–25 minutes
=== Manic State (10135-MS) ===
If SCP-10135 is deprived of subjects for extended periods, it enters a Manic State, undergoing:
* dramatic height and body elongation
* eyes becoming black voids
* distorted layered voice
==== Attention Personnel: ====
- Do not refuse SCP-10135 a haircut. Noncompliance can trigger Manic State (10135-MS), which consumes all matter in proximity.
- Observed effects of MS include complete spatial distortion and matter restoration with uniformly trimmed appearance.
- All personnel must treat SCP-10135 with courtesy, follow containment protocols strictly, and maintain distance from 10135-W.
Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action.
— O5-Command
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End of File — SCP-10135
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**Dr. Langford I just had a haircut yesterday, lets continue with the interview please
(**SCP-10135 entered MS)
Which notably does not have correct formatting, punctuation, or wording similar to the rest of the page.
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