Noting that new site member cowanaumann (account age 7 days, site membership 6 days) recently coldposted the following page, which had an AI-generated image: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/critter-profile-jeremy (inconsistency of lighting/focus, overlarge rat ears, extremely long digits, hind feet almost merged together and too close to tail)
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Critter Profile: Jeremy!
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Overview!
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**Name: Jeremy!**
**Species: //Rattus Rattus// (Black Rat)**
**Primary Caretaker: Gordon Swain Fulton Jr.**
**Diet: Anything edible!**
**Housed: Wilson's Wildlife Centre, Enclosure 18**
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Creature Features!
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Jeremy is the name of our lovable black rat here at Wilson's Wildlife Solutions. He's a bit shy, and he scares easily, but he's sweet if you get to know him. He's always in good health, never needy, and very self-sufficient.
The thing with Jeremy is that he's very tough. So tough, in fact, that he's effectively immortal! He's in great health, too. He never gets sick, so you don't have to worry about getting sick, and he doesn't age, either! He's in his golden years. It's like superman.
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History!
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Jeremy has been here for a dog's age! He was one of our earliest critters. We got him after a horrible tragedy, a house fire. Someone said their rat got out of their house fire unscathed, just ran right through the fire! They figured that, without a home, they couldn't care for him properly, and we would be a better fit for poor Jeremy.
When he first got here, he was very jumpy. Any time someone tried to get close to him, he would shoot straight up a tree! Over time, though, he warmed up to the people he was around the most. He would let them get close to him, and even, rarely, pet him! When he was eating, though, he was very territorial. Nobody could get close to him when he was eating. We think Jeremy thinks we want to steal his food!
Jeremy gets along with just about every animal, given time. We've decided to allow Jeremy to socialize with other rats, so he isn't too lonely. Every animal deserves a friend.
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Special Needs and Accommodations!
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Jeremy is currently housed in Enclosure 18, with a bunch of other black rats. It's easy to tell which one is Jeremy, because his tail is lighter than all the others. He should be given regular human interaction, and fed thrice a day. (He'll eat anything that's edible, but he LOVES french toast.)
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Notes about Jeremy!
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Just because he doesn't NEED to eat, doesn't mean he doesn't get peckish! Don't forget to feed him. His favorite food is french toast.
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[[/div]]Of note, the user likely used AI-assistance in their other works. Compare:
Jeremy is currently housed in Enclosure 18, with a bunch of other black rats. It's easy to tell which one is Jeremy, because his tail is lighter than all the others. He should be given regular human interaction, and fed thrice a day. (He'll eat anything that's edible, but he LOVES french toast.)
Just because he doesn't NEED to eat, doesn't mean he doesn't get peckish! Don't forget to feed him. His favorite food is french toast.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/uiu-file-1995-321
Evidence suggests that Brine cannot speak verbally. However, he can read and write, as well as communicate in American Sign Language, and interviews that followed utilized the only available doctor who spoke American Sign Language. It is unknown where, how, and from who Brine learned ASL. Theories suggest that these creatures have a social structure similar to bees rather than ants. Requests for comment have been denied by Brine.
Dr. Conhager: Begin Tape. Leaving dead space…
[A moment goes by as Dr. Conhager is silent.]
Dr. Conhager: End dead space. Now, Mister Brine-
[Dr. Brine is seen speaking American Sign Language. Rough translations have been provided.]
Dr. Conhager: Elaborate.
Dr. Brine: Well, anybody in Fort Laundrydale could tell you that L.D. Skipper here wasn't exactly a model father. So, Kind of?
Dr. Conhager: You mean Lauderdale?
[Doctor brine appears visibly tense. He pauses.]
Dr. Brine: No. Laundrydale.
Dr. Conhager: You… You know it's pronounced Lauderdale, yes?
Dr. Brine: You [Expletive omitted] [Expletive omitted] a [Expletive omitted] mother of [Expletive omitted] [Expletive omitted] in [Expletive omitted].
[Dr. Brine remains silent. After a momentary pause, Dr. Conhager speaks.]
Researcher's note: Most of the expletives spoken by Brine were slurs. List omitted for brevity. Following his outburst, Dr. Conhager was severely reprimanded and reassigned. Doctor Conhager has been denied for one week of PTO following this incident, filed under claims of 'mental distress.'
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ao-1995
Following this incident, officers were deployed with carrier pigeons, ink, quill, and paper to report on the nature of the beast. The occult properties of the beast were first documented here, causing officers at the scene to shortly drown themselves after finishing their inscriptions. Viewing of the beast has since been restricted, the option available only to officers with clearance levels 4 or higher. They are to be informed of what will happen following observation. Her Majesty is not to view this beast under any circumstances.
Personnel are instructed to keep the location and existence of the beast secret. The coordinates of the beast are not to be approached without prior authorization from at least two (2) senior scribes with proper clearance to authorize expeditions. Personnel are not to draw the beast. Diplomat Officers have been instructed to cast doubt on the existence of the Mariana trench.
I have poured a great deal of effort into my holy beast. It is the most beautiful thing you could ever imagine. The indigo of her carapace is more everlasting than the ocean, her eyes no other could mirror. I simply cannot imagine keeping such a thing to myself.
You, as a monarch, understand the futility of selfishness. I, as a humble clergyman, cannot bear the weight of greed. I cannot covet such a great, holy beast. Why, if you could meet me at the bakery at the western border of noble Yorktown on the seventh of April, precisely noon, I might count myself the most blessed of the clergy.
Forum comments:
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17446040/critter-profile-jeremy#post-7423280 (response to reader comment, "this is very much a nothingburger of an article. we are told about jeremy and his journey in less than three sentences and shown nothing. the arc is blink-and-you-miss-it quick and like i said, doesnt even take up a single paragraph. whats the point of this? whats the story? i dont remember if it was you who i told that all articles on the wiki are stories in one way or another, which is even true of goi formats. the best wws formats, in my opinion as one of the people behind it, come from ordinary people being put in extraordinary situations. what do they do? how do the animals react? what role do the animals play in the story? i recommend reading the following wws articles to get a better idea of what makes for a good wws article: [links removed]")
I don't remember either. I'll re-do this article with an actual story. Sorry.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17444473/uiu-file-1995-321#post-7421851 (post title Hello! I fixed the issues and re-made the page.)
Thank you.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17444473/uiu-file-1995-321#post-7421885 (reply to staffpost, "You may not repost a page that you've already posted unless it's been completely rewritten. (This applies regardless of whether the page was deleted by staff or by its poster.) Which revision in your Sandbox corresponds to your prior posting of this page?")
I do not understand the question. I was not aware of this rule and I apologise. It has not been *completely* rewritten. Does this mean that I must start from scratch?
https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/cowanuiu <—-current version, and the version on the main-site.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17444473/uiu-file-1995-321#post-7421887
I am not sure. I will simply re-write my article if necessary. It may have been ~45?
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17444473/uiu-file-1995-321#post-7421895
Sorry for the inconvenience. I promise i did get crit on this article, but its not very good so I'm going to write something new.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17444473/uiu-file-1995-321#post-7421878 reply to reader comment "this does not address the issues of the previous iteration at all. barely anything has changed except for one or two sentences of filler, in an article already filled with it."
Things have in fact changed. I have fixed grammatical errors and plot holes. I have fixed the issue of lacking a crime. Please advise on what could be done to the current iteration of this article to make it better fit this format. I do not know how to better include crime here but I simply prefer the format to the main foundation format. Please advise.
Of note, the user also has the following sandboxes:
- 7 Nov 2025 - 07:17:37 https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/testcowan
- 7 Nov 2025 - 09:27:16 https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/testgoc uses US spellings, "authorized", "neutralized". Revision 7 adds text which does not match user's typing style: "Instances of subject-A seemed entirely unresponsive to coalition staff, and all instances were shortly neutralized. Following neutralization, the coat-pockets of an instance of Subject-A were found to contain subject, which was shortly taken into custody."
- 9 Nov 2025 - 16:30:57 https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/cowanuiu uses US spellings, "synthesized", "organized", etc. Full draft appears in Revision 1. Most of the text does not match the user's typing style, such as "Originally, to avoid the attention of organizations like the Foundation, Sin Nombre kept their drug trafficking operations relatively small and strictly under the Veil. Under the leadership of the Empty Man, Sin Nombre has grown exponentially powerful and dangerous, defying both governments and international normalcy-protecting organizations."
- 11 Nov 2025 - 06:05:44 http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/cowanuiu2 uses US spellings ("utilized"), full draft appears in creation and there are no edits.
- 11 Nov 2025 - 08:55:07 http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/cowanute uses US spellings ("utilize", "authorized"), full draft appears in Revision 1.
- 11 Nov 2025 - 12:11:25 https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/uiu2cowan full draft in creation, same as prior two drafts. Later edits replace the second half of page with Lorem ipsum placeholder text.
- 12 Nov 2025 - 06:17:21 https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/hungrybirdgoc first draft seems to be copy-pasted from an existing page, page is replaced in Revision 1 with partial Lorem ipsum and partial new content. Uses US spellings, "tranquilize", "minimized", etc.
- 12 Nov 2025 - 09:31:07 https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/lochnetic-pirates full draft in creation, US spellings
- 14 Nov 2025 - 05:31:36 https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/cetusfreud full draft in creation, no edits, US spellings. "Operatives were, following this discovery, instructed to tranquilize KTE-1995-Cetus-Typhon with specially-designed long-lasting substances."
- 14 Nov 2025 - 08:10:24 https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/hermagesty1995 again uses another author's existing page content as template in creation, gradually replaces portions of text. Still uses US spellings, "minimized", "authorize", etc.
Permanently banned, PM sent. Queerious and Kufat supporting.
