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MrMcGuy (account age 17 days, site membership 14 days) recently coldposted the following page, which has multiple indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9394
**Item #:** SCP-9394
**Object Class:** Euclid
**Special Containment Procedures:**
SCP-9394 is to be stored in a transparent, vacuum-sealed containment cube (50 cm³) within Site-73’s Low-Risk Anomalous Object Wing. Direct interaction requires prior approval from the on-site Ethics Liaison. Testing with biological material is prohibited following Incident 9394-3.
The containment cube must be cleaned weekly by Class-D personnel using non-aqueous cleaning agents. No liquids or organic substances are to come within five (5) meters of SCP-9394 outside authorized testing. Any personnel reporting auditory hallucinations of “dripping” or “pouring” near the containment area must undergo psychological evaluation and be rotated off-site for no less than two weeks.
**Description:**
SCP-9394 is a porcelain bowl of indeterminate origin, approximately 19.3 cm in diameter and 7.8 cm in height. Its glaze is pale white with faint, fractal-like cracks across the surface. Radiometric analysis suggests the object is older than 10,000 years, though stylistically consistent with late Ming-era ceramics.
SCP-9394 continuously exudes a thin, invisible vapor detectable only through high-sensitivity thermographic imaging. This vapor condenses into liquid water when it contacts any surface colder than 15°C. When collected, the condensation (designated SCP-9394-1) exhibits mild anomalous properties, including:
Taste variation based on the observer’s emotional state.
Luminescence in complete darkness (average 3 lux).
Rapid bacterial growth when exposed to organic material, regardless of sterility.
When any liquid is poured into SCP-9394, the substance does not overflow or evaporate but instead disappears completely within 3 seconds. Subjects who observe this process report sensations of “something watching from below.”
**Addendum 9394-A — Initial Recovery Log:**
SCP-9394 was recovered from beneath a collapsed monastery in Yunnan Province, China, in 19██. Local accounts described it as the “Bowl of Unending Reflection.” Archaeological notes indicate it was placed on a stone altar surrounded by seven desiccated human skeletons positioned in prayer.
All seven skulls exhibited circular perforations at the crown, as if from precise drilling or fluid extraction.
**Addendum 9394-B — Experiment Log Excerpts:**
Test # Substance Introduced Result
9394-01 Distilled water Liquid vanished; condensation began forming on chamber walls. Water samples glowed faintly blue.
9394-03 Human blood Immediate disappearance. 24 hours later, faint red liquid manifested in drinking containers site-wide. Genetic analysis inconclusive.
9394-07 Mercury Vanished normally. 48 hours later, faint mercury traces appeared in personnel sweat samples.
9394-11 Goat milk (sterile) Disappeared. Subsequent vapor emitted low-frequency vocalizations (~19 Hz), described by observers as “chanting.”
**Addendum 9394-C — Incident 9394-3:**
On ██/██/20██, during a containment inspection, SCP-9394 spontaneously filled with a dark, viscous fluid resembling crude oil. The liquid overflowed containment despite the sealed cube, pooling on the chamber floor and forming geometric patterns matching neural imaging data of sleeping human brains.
Audio logs captured an 11-second whisper, transcribed as:
“It remembers what you pour into it.”
Following the incident, SCP-9394 ceased producing condensation for three weeks before resuming at reduced levels.
**Note from Dr. ████:**
“If this bowl remembers, then we’ve been feeding it for far too long.”
Excerpts of note:
Item #: SCP-9394
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-9394 is to be stored in a transparent, vacuum-sealed containment cube (50 cm³) within Site-73’s Low-Risk Anomalous Object Wing. Direct interaction requires prior approval from the on-site Ethics Liaison. Testing with biological material is prohibited following Incident 9394-3.
The containment cube must be cleaned weekly by Class-D personnel using non-aqueous cleaning agents. No liquids or organic substances are to come within five (5) meters of SCP-9394 outside authorized testing. Any personnel reporting auditory hallucinations of “dripping” or “pouring” near the containment area must undergo psychological evaluation and be rotated off-site for no less than two weeks.
SCP-9394 continuously exudes a thin, invisible vapor detectable only through high-sensitivity thermographic imaging. This vapor condenses into liquid water when it contacts any surface colder than 15°C. When collected, the condensation (designated SCP-9394-1) exhibits mild anomalous properties, including:
Taste variation based on the observer’s emotional state.
Luminescence in complete darkness (average 3 lux).
Rapid bacterial growth when exposed to organic material, regardless of sterility.
Addendum 9394-A — Initial Recovery Log:
SCP-9394 was recovered from beneath a collapsed monastery in Yunnan Province, China, in 19██. Local accounts described it as the “Bowl of Unending Reflection.” Archaeological notes indicate it was placed on a stone altar surrounded by seven desiccated human skeletons positioned in prayer.
Note from Dr. ████:
“If this bowl remembers, then we’ve been feeding it for far too long.”
Of note, the page was deleted due to AI (nico, afto, and Kufat agreed that it was AI.). The user replied with the following to the deletion notice:
My test to see if the site would delete it worked!
User has no forum comments, and their only edit history is changing "css" to "CSS" on someone else's page. Permanently banned, PM sent.
