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Dale brath (account age and site membership 6 days) recently coldposted the following page, which had some indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9072 page title "SCP-9072 — “QD: The Cosmic Hangry Cat”"
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Item #: SCP-9072
Object Class: **KETER**
Threat Level: Red
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-9072 (“QD”) is contained at Site-17, in a standard domestic-animal containment suite modified with spatial stabilizers, reinforced furniture, and automated feeding drones.
The suite must remain at 74°F with continuous playback of Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire.”
QD must be fed immediately after every third “cry-meow.”
Ignoring this signal risks spontaneous planetary disassembly.
Daily Feeding Protocol:
1.5 lbs of Foundation-Grade Cosmic Tuna Kibble
1 bowl (1 pint) lactose-free milk
1 plush planet toy (rotated weekly for enrichment)
All interaction is done through drones.
Human staff may observe QD through glass but must not use the words “fat,” “lazy,” “diet,” or “chonk.” Violators are to be considered “voluntarily digested.”
Backup generators must remain active at all times. A power outage exceeding 30 seconds initiates Protocol MEOW-OMEGA — involving full site lockdown, emergency tuna drop, and laser-pointer distraction deployment.
Description:
SCP-9072 is a normal-sized domestic short-haired tuxedo cat, weighing approximately 11 lbs, with no visible abnormalities. Despite its ordinary appearance, QD possesses cosmic-scale appetitive influence: when hungry, it can consume matter, energy, and conceptual reality without physically changing size.
QD’s feeding behavior follows ordinary feline patterns — sniffing, chewing, licking — but its “bites” affect objects and locations far beyond its immediate surroundings.
For example, during one feeding event, QD was observed eating from its bowl while, simultaneously, half of Greenland disappeared for seven minutes.
This process leaves no visible energy signature; reality simply “adjusts” as if the consumed matter never existed. When QD is content, everything reappears in slightly altered form (e.g., the Eiffel Tower once respawned 15° tilted and smelling faintly of tuna).
QD’s temperament is affectionate and playful, responding well to music and toys. However, delays in feeding trigger escalating cosmic hunger events.
Foundation Hunger Index (FHI-9072):
Level
Status
Observable Effects
0.1–0.3
“Snacky”
Small objects vanish nearby. Faint scent of fish in surrounding 3-mile radius.
0.4–0.6
“Peckish”
Random houses, vehicles, and small regions briefly “blink out.” QD stares at staff judgmentally.
0.7–0.8
“Cry-Meow Phase”
Emits three distinct meows; sky flickers; satellite imagery shows localized voids. Immediate feeding required.
0.9–1.0
“Hangry”
Entire nations vanish as QD glares at food bowl. Universe edges appear “chewed.”
Addendum 1 — Discovery Log:
QD was first discovered in Tulsa, Oklahoma, after reports of “bite marks in the clouds” and missing neighborhoods. Agents located an ordinary tuxedo cat calmly grooming itself on a sidewalk surrounded by floating chunks of air.
When offered a can of tuna, QD purred, the missing landscape reappeared, and it promptly fell asleep.
Containment was established the same day.
Interview Log 9072-A
Interviewer: Dr. Lillian Voss
Interviewee: SCP-9072 (“QD”)
Location: Site-17, Containment Suite 3C
Dr. Voss: Morning, QD. You look calm today.
QD: [soft meow — FHI 0.2] Meow.
Dr. Voss: I assume you’re… not hungry?
QD: [tail flicks] Meow-meow. [interpreted: “Two more meows left.”]
Dr. Voss: Good. We’ll prepare tuna in advance.
QD: [purrs loudly; nearby light fixtures stabilize] Mrrr. [interpreted: “You learn. Good chew toy.”]
Dr. Voss: Chew toy?
QD: [slow blink] Meow. [interpreted: “Just kidding… maybe.”]
Notes: Feeding followed within 12 minutes. No spatial anomalies occurred.
Personnel morale improved significantly.
Incident Report 9072-Δ — “The Third Cry Event”
Date: 2026-04-02
Summary:
Due to a supply delay from “Tuna Truck 12,” QD was unfed past its third cry-meow. Within 90 seconds:
A 400-mile radius around Site-17 lost all vegetation and color.
Global internet briefly displayed a looping GIF of a cat paw before collapsing.
The Moon was observed with a crescent-shaped bite mark.
Drone feeding began within 2 minutes. QD consumed 2 lbs of tuna, yawned, and all lost matter reappeared. The Moon’s crater remains shaped like a bite to this day.
Dr. Voss’s Note:
“QD is not malicious — just hangry. Feed promptly. Always count the meows.”
Personal Diary #52 — “QD’s Notes to Self” (Recovered via telepathic trace)
Dear Diary,
Humans are slow again. I gave them three meows. Three.
They ran around like confused pigeons. So, I took a little snack.
The Moon looked tasty. Needed salt.
Finally, the drones brought tuna. I forgave them, because mercy is cute.
Johnny Cash still slaps.
Mars plush toy = superior. Saturn rings? Mid.
– QD 🐾
Excerpt of note:
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-9072 (“QD”) is contained at Site-17, in a standard domestic-animal containment suite modified with spatial stabilizers, reinforced furniture, and automated feeding drones.
The suite must remain at 74°F with continuous playback of Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire.”
QD must be fed immediately after every third “cry-meow.”
Ignoring this signal risks spontaneous planetary disassembly.
Daily Feeding Protocol:
1.5 lbs of Foundation-Grade Cosmic Tuna Kibble
1 bowl (1 pint) lactose-free milk
1 plush planet toy (rotated weekly for enrichment)
All interaction is done through drones.
Human staff may observe QD through glass but must not use the words “fat,” “lazy,” “diet,” or “chonk.” Violators are to be considered “voluntarily digested.”
Backup generators must remain active at all times. A power outage exceeding 30 seconds initiates Protocol MEOW-OMEGA — involving full site lockdown, emergency tuna drop, and laser-pointer distraction deployment.
Upon being told "Work on the formatting, grammar, and you should be fine. Otherwise good conpect. I give my vote of confidence." by a reader, the user responded:
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17435579/scp-9072#post-7407538
Thank you for this tip. I will strive to improve on what you have told me.
And later: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17435579/scp-9072#post-7407594 after comment "No problem! Just use the SCP styles and css if need be."
I just fixed it. I hope it looks better!
The user then made the following series of edits, with accompanying edit comments:
- Rev 1: "I changed up the format a little" > seemingly random changes, including separating a sentence list into individual lines, adding extra line spaces, removing a hyphen, and changing an em-dash to two em-dashes
- Rev 2: "Bolded what needed bolded. ANd made brackets and made a new ranking" > completely random bolding, such as "Dear Diary," in the last log, added unnecessary hypen divider lines, changed log format to have a table
- Rev 3: "fixed bolding issue" > moved single instance of asterisks from after to before a period
- Rev 4: "I re did some of the text boxes so the look better" > changed length of hyphen divider lines, added unnecessary set of hyphens at the end of page
- Rev 5: "some of the * did not work so i fixed it" > changed one set of double asterisks to italics, removed instances of single asterisks common to AI formatting
- Rev 6: "added some Blured/redacted items now its better" added seemingly random piecemeal phrases and sentences, such as "- O5-█ reported auditory hallucinations of purring lasting ██ hours." and " — clearance level 3 required)* "
- Rev 7: "Forgot to get rid of one part" > removed text " *Tuna Truck 12*, ████, " from incident summary section
Most recent revision text:
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**Item #:** SCP-9072
**Object Class:** KETER
**Threat Level:** 🔴 Red
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**Special Containment Procedures:**
SCP-9072 (//"QD"//) is contained at **Site-██**, in a standard **domestic-animal containment suite** modified with **spatial stabilizers**, **reinforced furniture**, and **automated feeding drones**.
The suite must remain at **██°F**, with continuous playback of **Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire.”**
SCP-9072 must be **fed immediately after every third “cry-meow.”** Ignoring this signal risks the **spontaneous disassembly of the planet** and subsequent **[REDACTED]**.
**Daily Feeding Protocol:**
- **1.5 lbs** of Foundation-Grade Cosmic Tuna Kibble
- **1 bowl (1 pint)** lactose-free milk
- **1 plush planet toy** (rotated weekly for enrichment)
All interaction is to be conducted **through drones.** Human staff may observe through reinforced glass but must not use the words **“fat,” “lazy,” “diet,” or “chonk.”**
Violators are to be considered **“voluntarily digested.”** (see Incident Report ██-Δ)
Backup generators must remain active at all times. A **power outage exceeding 30 seconds** will initiate **Protocol MEOW-OMEGA** — full site lockdown, emergency tuna drop, and **laser-pointer distraction deployment.**
Failure to comply will result in the manifestation of **Event-Class Scenario ███-Ω.**
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**Description:**
SCP-9072 is a **domestic short-haired tuxedo cat**, weighing approximately **11 lbs**, with no visible abnormalities. Despite its ordinary appearance, SCP-9072 possesses **cosmic-scale appetitive influence** — when hungry, it consumes **matter, energy, and conceptual reality** without any physical change in mass or size.
Its feeding behavior follows normal feline patterns (//sniffing, chewing, licking//), yet its effects extend across **spatial and metaphysical planes of reality.**
During one documented feeding event, SCP-9072 consumed from its bowl while **half of Greenland disappeared for seven minutes**. No energy signatures were detected; reality simply “**adjusted**” as if the consumed matter had never existed. Upon satisfaction, reality reassembled in a slightly altered form — e.g., the **Eiffel Tower** reappeared **15° tilted** and emitting a **faint odor of tuna.**
SCP-9072’s temperament is **affectionate and playful**, responding positively to **music** and **toys.** However, delays in feeding trigger **escalating cosmic hunger events.**
Testing to determine the upper limit of SCP-9072’s consumption range has been **prohibited by O5 Command.**
> **O5-█:** “No. We’re not testing if it can eat *time* again.”
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**Foundation Hunger Index (FHI-9072):**
||~ Level ||~ Status ||~ Observable Effects ||
|| 0.1–0.3 || //“Snacky”// || Small objects vanish nearby. Faint scent of fish detectable within 3 km. ||
|| 0.4–0.6 || //“Peckish”// || Random houses, vehicles, and small regions briefly “blink out.” SCP-9072 stares at staff judgmentally. ||
|| 0.7–0.8 || //“Cry-Meow Phase”// || Emits three distinct meows; sky flickers; satellite imagery shows localized voids. Immediate feeding required. ||
|| 0.9–1.0 || //“Hangry”// || Entire nations vanish. Universe edges appear “chewed.” Reality stabilization levels drop to ██%. ||
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**Addendum 9072-1 — Discovery Log:**
SCP-9072 was discovered in **████, Oklahoma**, after reports of **“bite marks in the clouds”** and **missing neighborhoods.**
Foundation agents found an ordinary tuxedo cat grooming itself on a sidewalk surrounded by **floating chunks of air.**
When offered a can of tuna, SCP-9072 purred, the missing landscape reappeared, and it promptly fell asleep.
Containment was established the same day under **Operation “Cat Nap.”**
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**Interview Log 9072-A**
**Interviewer:** Dr. Lillian Voss
**Interviewee:** SCP-9072 (“QD”)
**Location:** Site-17, Containment Suite 3C
> **Dr. Voss:** Morning, QD. You look calm today.
> **QD:** [soft meow — FHI 0.2] Meow.
> **Dr. Voss:** I assume you’re… not hungry?
> **QD:** [tail flicks] Meow-meow. (interpreted: “Two more meows left.”)
> **Dr. Voss:** Good. We’ll prepare tuna in advance.
> **QD:** [purrs loudly; nearby light fixtures stabilize] Mrrr. (interpreted: “You learn. Good chew toy.”)
> **Dr. Voss:** Chew toy?
> **QD:** [slow blink] Meow.
**Notes:** Feeding followed within 12 minutes. No spatial anomalies occurred.
Personnel morale improved significantly.
Dr. Voss later received a note reading *“Good human. 🐾”* in her office, written in **[REDACTED substance].**
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**Incident Report 9072-Δ — “The Third Cry Event”**
**Date:** 2026-04-02
**Summary:**
Due to a supply delay from ████, SCP-9072 was unfed past its third cry-meow. Within **90 seconds:**
- A **400-mile radius** around Site-17 lost all vegetation and color.
- Global internet briefly displayed a **looping GIF of a cat paw** before total collapse.
- The **Moon** developed a **crescent-shaped bite mark.**
- O5-█ reported auditory hallucinations of **purring** lasting ██ hours.
Emergency drone feeding began within two minutes. SCP-9072 consumed **2 lbs of tuna**, yawned, and all missing matter reappeared. The Moon’s crater remains **bite-shaped** to this day.
**Dr. Voss’s Note:**
> “QD isn’t malicious — just hangry. Feed promptly. Always count the meows.”
> — *Filed under O5 review for possible upgrade to Apollyon class if another Cry Event occurs.*
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**Personal Diary #52 — “QD’s Notes to Self”**
*(Recovered via telepathic trace — clearance level 3 required)*
> **Dear Diary,**
> Humans are slow again. I gave them three meows. Three.
> They ran around like confused pigeons. So, I took a little snack.
> The Moon looked tasty. Needed salt.
> Finally, the drones brought tuna. I forgave them, because mercy is cute.
> **Johnny Cash still slaps.**
> Mars plush toy = superior. Saturn rings? Mid.
> — **QD 🐾**
> P.S. Dr. █████ smells like fear and chicken. Might nibble later.
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Excerpts of note:
Item #: SCP-9072
Object Class: KETER
Threat Level: 🔴 Red
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-9072 ("QD") is contained at Site-██, in a standard domestic-animal containment suite modified with spatial stabilizers, reinforced furniture, and automated feeding drones.
The suite must remain at ██°F, with continuous playback of Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire.”
SCP-9072 must be fed immediately after every third “cry-meow.” Ignoring this signal risks the spontaneous disassembly of the planet and subsequent [REDACTED].
Daily Feeding Protocol:
- 1.5 lbs of Foundation-Grade Cosmic Tuna Kibble
- 1 bowl (1 pint) lactose-free milk
- 1 plush planet toy (rotated weekly for enrichment)
Incident Report 9072-Δ — “The Third Cry Event”
Date: 2026-04-02
Summary:
Due to a supply delay from ████, SCP-9072 was unfed past its third cry-meow. Within 90 seconds:
- A 400-mile radius around Site-17 lost all vegetation and color.
- Global internet briefly displayed a looping GIF of a cat paw before total collapse.
- The Moon developed a crescent-shaped bite mark.
- O5-█ reported auditory hallucinations of purring lasting ██ hours.
Emergency drone feeding began within two minutes. SCP-9072 consumed 2 lbs of tuna, yawned, and all missing matter reappeared. The Moon’s crater remains bite-shaped to this day.
Dr. Voss’s Note:
“QD isn’t malicious — just hangry. Feed promptly. Always count the meows.”
— *Filed under O5 review for possible upgrade to Apollyon class if another Cry Event occurs.*
Permanent ban enacted, PM sent. Mann, storm, afto, nico supported ban.
