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Vhlok (account age and site membership 2 days) recently coldposted the following page, which was later edited to include multiple indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8351/comments/show
Of note, they struggled a lot with tags as well: Added tags: sco. / Removed tags: sco. / Added tags: private. / Added tags: private-class. Removed tags: private. / Added tags: keter. Removed tags: private-class. / Added tags: food.
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**Item #:** SCP-8351
**Object Class:** Keter (Private-Class)
**Special Containment Procedures:**
SCP-8351 is to be stored in a temperature-controlled containment locker at Site-77.
Access is restricted to personnel with Level 4 clearance and Private-Class authorization.
Testing must be supervised by no fewer than two (2) senior researchers and requires both sedation and post-test amnestic treatment for participants. Unauthorized consumption is strictly forbidden and will result in disciplinary review.
**Description:**
SCP-8351 appears to be an ordinary fast-food cheeseburger. When any portion is consumed, the subject experiences an immediate sense of euphoria, followed by vivid hallucinations depicting alternate realities.
Subjects have been observed interacting with entities and objects within these visions; in several cases, said entities or items have temporarily manifested within baseline reality for a period of up to seven (7) minutes.
Attempts to fully consume SCP-8351 have resulted in the complete disappearance of the test subject. Post-incident scans confirm that no biological matter from SCP-8351 is digested or destroyed during the process — the object appears to regenerate completely after each bite.
**Addendum 8351-A:**
Following multiple incidents involving temporal inconsistencies and spatial distortions, direct ingestion of SCP-8351 outside of approved testing has been indefinitely suspended.
> **Note from O5 Command:**
> The burger stays in the freezer. No exceptions.
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Excerpts of note:
Object Class: Keter (Private-Class)
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-8351 is to be stored in a temperature-controlled containment locker at Site-77.
Access is restricted to personnel with Level 4 clearance and Private-Class authorization.
Attempts to fully consume SCP-8351 have resulted in the complete disappearance of the test subject. Post-incident scans confirm that no biological matter from SCP-8351 is digested or destroyed during the process — the object appears to regenerate completely after each bite.
Addendum 8351-A:
Following multiple incidents involving temporal inconsistencies and spatial distortions, direct ingestion of SCP-8351 outside of approved testing has been indefinitely suspended.
Note from O5 Command:
The burger stays in the freezer. No exceptions.
Compare with version of initial creation/revision 0:
Item #: SCP-5427
Object Class: Keter (Private)
How to Keep it Safe:
Keep SCP-5427 locked up in a cold storage container at Site-77. Only people with Level 4 clearance and Private Class permission can touch or eat it. If we test it, we need to watch closely and use drugs to knock people out and make them forget.
What it Looks Like:
SCP-5427 looks like a regular cheeseburger from a fast-food place. When someone eats it, they feel super happy and then start seeing really real-seeming visions of other worlds. People talk to things or grab stuff from those worlds, and sometimes those things show up here in real life.
If anyone tried to finish the whole burger, they vanished forever. When we checked, it's like the burger doesn't get digested at all; it just reappears after each bite.
Important Note 5427-A:
Because this thing can mess with reality, don't eat it unless you're in a supervised test. If people ate it without permission, it caused some major time problems.
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Excerpts of note:
Item #: SCP-5427
Object Class: Keter (Private)
How to Keep it Safe:
Keep SCP-5427 locked up in a cold storage container at Site-77. Only people with Level 4 clearance and Private Class permission can touch or eat it. If we test it, we need to watch closely and use drugs to knock people out and make them forget.
If anyone tried to finish the whole burger, they vanished forever. When we checked, it's like the burger doesn't get digested at all; it just reappears after each bite.
Important Note 5427-A:
Because this thing can mess with reality, don't eat it unless you're in a supervised test. If people ate it without permission, it caused some major time problems.
As well as the user's only forum posts:
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8351/comments/show#post-7302755 reply to reader comment "Please read the guide for newcomers, as you have literally done everything incorrectly. Not one single word parses."
Hello! This is my first work here, thanks for letting me know to re-read guide for newcomers and how to write SCP!
I edited my work and now it should looks more normal. :)
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17339832/scp-8351#post-7302758 reply to reader comment "I don't mean to be rude. I'm genuinely asking. Have you ever read an SCP article?". Of note, author changed the subject heading from "-1" to "re: -2"
Hello! Don’t worry 😉. It’s my first work here on site, now I learned some new rules and recommendations from newcomers guide! I edited my work a bit, now it should looks more normal as I said in Re: -1.
Thanks!
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