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AssemblyBytecode (account age 9 days, site application processed just now) has a sandbox with indicators of AI-assistance: https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/bkbytecode-scp-067-j
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+ SCP-067-J
**Item #:** SCP-067-J
**Object Class:** Apollyon
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++ Special Containment Procedures
Containment is impossible. All known civilizations may accidentally invoke SCP-067-J through speech. Consider memetic if you want, but brainrotted idiots saying it repeatedly does **not** make it memetic.
Affected individuals are to be quarantined and given standard "sick leave" paperwork. Foundation personnel are reminded **never to verbally say the phrase "six seven" under any circumstances**. All memos mentioning the number should replace it with "66+1" to prevent accidental exposure.
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++ Description
SCP-067-J is a NON-memetic virus that remains in a dormant, frozen-like state similar to how //C. difficile// can survive in preserved matter. It stays dormant even inside a host until the phrase "six seven" is spoken. The body cannot fend off this virus. Each verbalization initiates a new strain, with symptoms escalating in severity.
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++ Addendum 067-1 – Interview Log
**Researcher:** What's nine plus ten?
**D-9812:** 21
**Researcher:** Wrong document, sorry. Read this out loud.
**D-9812:** Six sev-[coughs violently]-I'll try that again. Six sev-[collapses onto the floor]
**Researcher:** Get a medic in here! I didn't even record anything on him!
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++ Addendum 067-2 – Medical Report
**Subject:** D-9812
**Status:** Deceased
**Autopsy revealed three simultaneous viral infections:**
* **SCP-067-J-α:** Primary strain. Triggered upon first verbalization. Symptoms: coughing and sneezing. Involuntarily caused SCP-067-J-β to appear.
* **SCP-067-J-β:** Secondary strain. Manifested after subject attempted to repeat the phrase. Symptoms: fainting, nausea, mild hallucinations.
* **SCP-067-J-γ:** Tertiary strain. Triggered by the final verbalization. Symptoms: cardiac strain, abnormal muscular stretching, dermal discoloration.
**Notes:**
* Symptoms beyond Stage III were not fully recorded due to unanimous agreement that it was "too weird to deal with before lunch."
* Researcher ██████ described D-9812’s collapse as: //“a K-Drama scenic, slow-falling collapse after meeting their one true love, a viral infection that could extinguish entire populations.”//
* SCP-067-J-γ caused a full transformation: skin discoloration, face distortion, and disproportionate limbs.
* Dr. ███████ suggested amnestics but was told off by an 05 Council member because "too expensive plus afraid of shots"
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++ Stage Progression
||~ Stage ||~ Trigger ||~ Symptoms ||~ Staff Commentary ||
|| I || First verbalization || Light coughing and sneezing || "The mucus is watery, it goes everywhere! Don’t test ever again!" – Dr. ███████ ||
|| II || Second verbalization || Fainting, nausea, mild hallucinations || "Subject may feel the need to say six sev-[cough] damn it." – Researcher █████[[br]]"Why would you say it out loud, dummy?" – Researcher ██████ ||
|| III || Third verbalization || Uncontrollable chanting of "six seven". Early transformations possible. || "Peace out yall I’m headin’ to China!" – Researcher █████[[br]]"GET BACK HERE! I don’t want to get fired because of you!" – Researcher ██████ ||
|| IV || Fourth or more verbalizations || Physical transformation: cardiac strain, muscle stretching, skin discoloration || "Yeah I don't think that's normal." - Dr. ███████[[br]]"You think?" - Researcher ██████[[br]]"Yeah I do think so nerd" - Dr. ███████ ||
|| V || Widespread verbalization || Cultural outbreak: chants of "six seven," in religion, propaganda, or full countries make containment impossible || "Blah blah blah it's just another flu!" - Researcher █████ ||
Excerpts of note:
SCP-067-J
Item #: SCP-067-J
Object Class: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures
Containment is impossible. All known civilizations may accidentally invoke SCP-067-J through speech. Consider memetic if you want, but brainrotted idiots saying it repeatedly does not make it memetic.
Affected individuals are to be quarantined and given standard "sick leave" paperwork. Foundation personnel are reminded never to verbally say the phrase "six seven" under any circumstances. All memos mentioning the number should replace it with "66+1" to prevent accidental exposure.
Description
SCP-067-J is a NON-memetic virus that remains in a dormant, frozen-like state similar to how C. difficile can survive in preserved matter. It stays dormant even inside a host until the phrase "six seven" is spoken. The body cannot fend off this virus. Each verbalization initiates a new strain, with symptoms escalating in severity.
Addendum 067-1 – Interview Log
Researcher: What's nine plus ten?
D-9812: 21
Autopsy revealed three simultaneous viral infections:
- SCP-067-J-α: Primary strain. Triggered upon first verbalization. Symptoms: coughing and sneezing. Involuntarily caused SCP-067-J-β to appear.
- SCP-067-J-β: Secondary strain. Manifested after subject attempted to repeat the phrase. Symptoms: fainting, nausea, mild hallucinations.
- SCP-067-J-γ: Tertiary strain. Triggered by the final verbalization. Symptoms: cardiac strain, abnormal muscular stretching, dermal discoloration.
Notes:
- Symptoms beyond Stage III were not fully recorded due to unanimous agreement that it was "too weird to deal with before lunch."
- Researcher ██████ described D-9812’s collapse as: “a K-Drama scenic, slow-falling collapse after meeting their one true love, a viral infection that could extinguish entire populations.”
- SCP-067-J-γ caused a full transformation: skin discoloration, face distortion, and disproportionate limbs.
- Dr. ███████ suggested amnestics but was told off by an 05 Council member because "too expensive plus afraid of shots"
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