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Scp 8647 is a bowl of Mac and Cheese. A bowl of Mac and Cheese, but with larva from maggots instead of noodles. If maggots are disturbed, Scp 8647 will explode a random planet somewhere in the universe, except for the Earth. Can also enlarge itself to safely contain anything up to the size of Toronto, Canada.
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Scp 8647 is a bowl of Mac and Cheese. A bowl of Mac and Cheese, but with larva from maggots instead of noodles. If maggots are disturbed, Scp 8647 will explode a random planet somewhere in the universe, except for the Earth. Can also enlarge itself to safely contain anything up to the size of Toronto, Canada. If you leave it alone in a box it'll cause no harm unless disturbed. It can also be used as a box though.
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**Item #:** SCP-8647
**Object Class:**
Containment Class: Keter / Thaumiel
Disruption Class: Ekhi
Risk Class: Critical
**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-8647 is to be stored in a 5m x 5m x 5m reinforced containment chamber at Site-██. The chamber must remain sealed and under 24-hour surveillance. Physical interaction with SCP-8647 is strictly prohibited unless authorized for Thaumiel-class deployment. In the event of unintentional disturbance, all personnel are to immediately evacuate and initiate planetary event protocol “Omega-Silence.” SCP-8647 is not to be transported outside Foundation custody under any circumstances due to the unpredictable scope of its destructive potential.
**Description:** SCP-8647 resembles a ceramic bowl filled with macaroni and cheese. Upon inspection, the “noodles” are revealed to be clusters of living maggot larvae suspended in a semi-liquid, cheese-like substance. The larvae are biologically inert yet exhibit constant motion, producing low-frequency vibrations detectable by specialized sensors. The bowl itself is indestructible and exhibits mild luminescence under dim light conditions. Despite appearing organic, neither the larvae nor the cheese substance decompose or emit odor.
**Anomalous Properties:** When disturbed in any way—through touch, removal of contents, or sudden movement—SCP-8647 instantaneously causes the destruction of a random planet somewhere in the observable universe. Earth appears to be immune to this effect for reasons currently unknown. SCP-8647 can also enlarge itself at will to safely contain objects or entities of any size up to approximately that of Toronto, Canada. It reverts to its original size when the contained subject is removed or neutralized. If left undisturbed, SCP-8647 remains completely inert and poses no immediate hazard.
**Addendum 8647-A — Thaumiel Designation:** Despite its catastrophic potential, SCP-8647 has proven capable of neutralizing or indefinitely containing other high-risk SCP entities by expanding around them. This property has led to its secondary classification as Thaumiel, utilized in rare emergency scenarios when traditional containment methods fail. During these controlled uses, SCP-8647 has demonstrated precise self-regulation, avoiding activation of its destructive planetary effect. Foundation ethics committees remain divided on continued use, citing the extreme moral risk associated with the possible annihilation of inhabited worlds.
**Experiment Log:**
Experiment Log 8647-A
Date: ██/██/20██
Lead Researcher: Dr. ██████
Location: Site-██, Containment Wing C
Objective:
To determine the threshold at which SCP-8647 registers “disturbance” and to observe any warning signs preceding planetary detonation events.
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Experiment 1:
Procedure: A Class-D personnel (D-7431) was instructed to gently blow air toward SCP-8647 from a distance of 1.5 meters.
Result: No visible reaction. SCP-8647 remained inert.
Notes: Dr. █████ concluded that minor air movement does not qualify as disturbance.
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Experiment 2:
Procedure: D-7431 used a long mechanical arm to lightly tap the rim of the bowl.
Result: SCP-8647 emitted a faint hum for approximately 0.6 seconds. Sensors detected a rapid electromagnetic fluctuation, followed by cessation of activity.
Aftermath: Two minutes later, external observatories confirmed the complete disappearance of the exoplanet K2-141b approximately 202 light years from Earth.
Notes: Planetary destruction confirmed to occur without visible energy discharge or spatial distortion.
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Experiment 3:
Procedure: SCP-8647 was relocated into a reinforced test chamber with SCP-███ (classified hostile entity). The bowl expanded autonomously, encasing SCP-███ entirely.
Result: SCP-███ ceased movement immediately. All anomalous properties neutralized within 30 seconds. No planetary event occurred.
Notes: Dr. ██████ authorized the temporary reclassification of SCP-8647 to Thaumiel. Containment viability confirmed under highly controlled conditions.
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Experiment 4:
Procedure: Attempt made to remove one maggot-like larva from the bowl using a remote containment arm.
Result: SCP-8647 pulsed with light, then instantly reverted to its default form. Approximately 14 minutes later, astronomers detected the sudden obliteration of an uninhabited gas giant in the Trappist-1 system.
Notes: Further testing suspended. Ethics Committee review pending.
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Closing Statement:
“SCP-8647 operates on principles we cannot yet comprehend. It is both a weapon and a warning — something built to balance creation with destruction. Until we understand which it favors, we proceed at our own peril.”
— Dr. ██████
Excerpts of note:
Anomalous Properties: When disturbed in any way—through touch, removal of contents, or sudden movement—SCP-8647 instantaneously causes the destruction of a random planet somewhere in the observable universe. Earth appears to be immune to this effect for reasons currently unknown. SCP-8647 can also enlarge itself at will to safely contain objects or entities of any size up to approximately that of Toronto, Canada. It reverts to its original size when the contained subject is removed or neutralized. If left undisturbed, SCP-8647 remains completely inert and poses no immediate hazard.
Addendum 8647-A — Thaumiel Designation: Despite its catastrophic potential, SCP-8647 has proven capable of neutralizing or indefinitely containing other high-risk SCP entities by expanding around them. This property has led to its secondary classification as Thaumiel, utilized in rare emergency scenarios when traditional containment methods fail. During these controlled uses, SCP-8647 has demonstrated precise self-regulation, avoiding activation of its destructive planetary effect. Foundation ethics committees remain divided on continued use, citing the extreme moral risk associated with the possible annihilation of inhabited worlds.
Notes: Further testing suspended. Ethics Committee review pending.
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Closing Statement:
“SCP-8647 operates on principles we cannot yet comprehend. It is both a weapon and a warning — something built to balance creation with destruction. Until we understand which it favors, we proceed at our own peril.”
— Dr. ██████
User has no sandbox activity, and only one forum comment: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17294473/scp-8647#post-7257210 reply to reader post "there's nothing here. its not even an SCP-XXXX or anything. and where's the rating module??? I would highly reccomend you go get crit on something. sorry if this comes of as rude, that is not the intention."
Sorry, I was tired last night and just began it. But, i fixed it and extended it to use the format and an experiment log.
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