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**Item #: SCP-9000**
Object Class: Keter
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**Special Containment Procedures:** The ruins of SCP-9000 are sealed beneath a geologically unstable region of ███████, Russia, under Level-5 jurisdiction. The 50km² surrounding area is restricted to all civilian traffic, officially designated a hazardous-collapse zone. All access roads have been decommissioned.
Subterranean listening posts are to monitor SCP-9000 for significant changes in auditory or seismic activity. Civilian reports of “crying houses,” “shadow plays,” or “singing walls” originating from the exclusion zone are to be investigated and suppressed under standard disinformation protocols (Misinformation Campaign 7-Echo, "Fault Line Tectonics").
Manned entry is strictly forbidden outside of approved Ethics Committee research trials (see Addendum 9000-B). All recovered material from within SCP-9000 has been observed to degrade into inert dust within approximately 24 hours of removal, preventing permanent relocation or preservation.
Under direct order from the O5 Council, the individual known as Ren Ryuga is not to be reintroduced to SCP-9000 under any circumstances.
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**Description:** SCP-9000 is the abandoned Soviet laboratory complex once designated Project ORPHEUS. The facility was an active GRU Division “P” operation from 1944 until its abandonment in 1991, with the stated goal of synthesizing a viable, controllable Heir from genetic material tied to the entity known as the Scarlet King.
Project ORPHEUS culminated in the creation of a single viable subject (Designation: ORPHEUS-1) before its collapse. This subject was later acquired by the Foundation during **[REDACTED]** and is now classified as the loyal-use humanoid anomaly, Ren Ryuga (see Project Enkidu file for details).
Unlike the Foundation’s later Project Enkidu, ORPHEUS was designed not only as a research site but as a self-contained artificial home for the hybrid child. Residential wings complete with nurseries, kitchens, hand-painted murals, and simulated family quarters were constructed alongside high-security containment chambers and esoteric laboratories.
Since its abandonment, SCP-9000 has exhibited anomalous memory-imprinting phenomena. Events are often contradictory, depicting multiple potential caretakers or conflicting childhood scenarios simultaneously, suggesting SCP-9000 is not replaying a static history, but rather "dreaming" of myriad futures that never occurred. These phenomena include:
• Shadow-Replays: Mute, human-shaped silhouettes move across walls as though performing domestic tasks (cooking, caretaking, reading, arguing). Movements are often jerky, repeating on short loops, and collapse into static-like smears when directly approached or illuminated.
• Acoustic Fragments: Disembodied auditory events resembling laughter, lullabies, or conversations, heavily distorted as if transmitted through failing radio equipment. Voices frequently break mid-sentence, repeat syllables, or decay into white noise.
• Phantom Impressions: Transient sensory events. Murals briefly restore their original bright colors before fading to gray. Kitchens momentarily fill with the smell of coffee, porridge, or borscht. Doors slam in rhythm with unseen footsteps. Crayon scribbles in the shapes of foxes, dragons, and crowns appear on walls before dissolving.
Current consensus is that SCP-9000 is a psychosomatically imprinted location, grieving its own purpose.
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[[collapsible show="Exploration Log 9000-A" hide="close"]]
**Exploration Log 9000-A Subject**: Ren Ryuga (escorted by Agent ████) Note: This exploration was authorized by O5-6 against the unanimous objection of the Ethics Committee.
**[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT]**
(Ren enters the main residential wing. His gloved hand brushes against a faded mural of a fox playing beneath birch trees. As he touches it, the mural briefly flashes with vibrant color. The sound of a child’s laughter erupts from an unseen source, cuts to harsh static, then repeats. Shadows flicker to life across the far wall: a woman holding a child’s hand, a man setting a bowl on a table. Their movements loop, stutter, and smear into darkness.)
Ren (quietly): ...They tried. You can see it. This wasn’t just a lab. It was meant to be a house. They wanted me to believe I was their child, not their weapon.
(The sound of clattering cutlery rises from the kitchen area, distorted and rhythmic, like a broken radio broadcast.)
Ren: For five minutes... I think I had a family here. Before they traded me to the Foundation.
(The shadow of the woman leans down, as if speaking to the shadow of the child. Her voice glitches through the walls: “R—R—Ren.” Ren freezes. A burst of static drowns out the sound. The shadow of the woman melts into a smear of black before reforming for a single frame as a monstrous, multi-limbed figure that vanishes a second later.)
Ren (whispering): ...The worst part? I don’t remember her face. But the walls do. The walls remember better than I do.
(Ren lowers his head, resting his forehead against the mural. The shadow of the woman's hand seems to linger behind his head for a moment before flickering out. Silence returns.)
Ren (muttering): This was my home. And like every home I’ve ever had… it was abandoned.
**[END TRANSCRIPT]**
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[[collapsible show="Addendum 9000-B" hide="close"]]
**Addendum 9000-B –** Residency Trials Following Incident-9000-3, the Ethics Committee requested controlled habitation experiments to gauge SCP-9000's response to human presence. Small D-Class teams (2–3 personnel) were permitted to remain within SCP-9000 for up to 72 hours inside designated, structurally sound "safe rooms."
Observed effects during occupancy:
• Shadow-replays slowed their loops, and distortions were significantly reduced.
• Acoustic fragments softened into near-coherent lullabies and gentle humming.
• The ambient facility temperature stabilized from near-freezing to approximately 21°C.
• Phantom impressions, such as the smell of food (porridge, tea), persisted for several minutes instead of seconds.
No hostile activity occurred while teams remained within the facility. SCP-9000 only destabilized violently after personnel departure, with phenomena including spontaneous corridor collapses and aggressive shadow-figures pounding on the exterior of the sealed exit.
Residency Log 9000-B/2 Team: D-1932, D-2001 Duration: 48 hours Notes: Subjective reports excerpted.
D-1932: “It felt like the house was watching us. Not in a bad way. More like… it was checking if we were comfortable. It was lonely. I think it wanted us to stay.”
D-2001: “At night, when we were playing cards, the walls made shadows of people sitting with us. They didn’t do anything. Just sat there, like they were part of the game. It wasn’t scary. It was… almost nice.”
D-1932: “When we left, I swear I heard a kid’s voice crackling out of the comms panel. Just for a second. It sounded like it was begging us not to go.”
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[[collapsible show="Incident Report-9000-3" hide="close"]]
**Incident-9000-3**: Three days after Ren Ryuga's visit, SCP-9000's anomalous activity escalated catastrophically. The "dreams" began replaying unrealized futures at an unprecedented rate, often shifting with contradictory and hostile imagery.
• Nurseries decorated for a child’s birthday suddenly flickered into scenes of a violent, bloody massacre.
• Phantom family portraits showing Ren with smiling caretakers briefly reformed into weeping figures with gouged-out eyes.
• Journals written in what was identified as Ren’s childhood handwriting, describing lives never lived, were seen being torn apart as if by a physical force, only to reform, bleeding ink, with pleas for help.
Recovered Journal Fragment (Degraded after 1h 12m):
October 15th. Today, Mother Anya taught me how to make borscht. She says I have a good hand for it and that I eat like a little wolf. Father Dimitri says if I keep practicing my lessons, he will take me to see the snow leopards in the mountains next spring. He promised. I drew a picture of us as a family. I will hang it over my bed. He promised.
Multiple walls within the residential wing bore a new inscription in Cyrillic, scribbled in what resembled a child’s shaky, furious handwriting:
**“ДОМА НЕ ПРОЩАЮТ” (HOMES DON'T FORGIVE)**
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Notes
Dr. █████, Head of Pataphysical Research: “This isn’t a lab anymore. It’s a house grieving for a life that was never lived. The Soviets abandoned it. The Foundation paved over it. We classified it. And still it remembers the child it was supposed to raise. It's a ghost with a mission.”
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**O5 Memorandum, ██/██/199█:** “Keep the residency teams small. Keep their stays short. Let the house dream its quiet, sad dreams—but never, under any circumstances, give it back its child. A lonely house is a manageable anomaly. A house that gets its child back is the end of the world.” — O5-6
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**Ethics Committee Chair ███████, Official Censure of O5-6:** “This is the catastrophic consequence we warned you about. You thought you could make a weapon with a heart, and you never once stopped to consider that the heart would have an abandoned home that wants to consume the world just to feel whole again. Your Project Enkidu was a beautiful and reckless lie, and now we all pay the price for the truth.”
Excerpts of note:
Subterranean listening posts are to monitor SCP-9000 for significant changes in auditory or seismic activity. Civilian reports of “crying houses,” “shadow plays,” or “singing walls” originating from the exclusion zone are to be investigated and suppressed under standard disinformation protocols (Misinformation Campaign 7-Echo, "Fault Line Tectonics").
Since its abandonment, SCP-9000 has exhibited anomalous memory-imprinting phenomena. Events are often contradictory, depicting multiple potential caretakers or conflicting childhood scenarios simultaneously, suggesting SCP-9000 is not replaying a static history, but rather "dreaming" of myriad futures that never occurred. These phenomena include:
• Shadow-Replays: Mute, human-shaped silhouettes move across walls as though performing domestic tasks (cooking, caretaking, reading, arguing). Movements are often jerky, repeating on short loops, and collapse into static-like smears when directly approached or illuminated.
• Acoustic Fragments: Disembodied auditory events resembling laughter, lullabies, or conversations, heavily distorted as if transmitted through failing radio equipment. Voices frequently break mid-sentence, repeat syllables, or decay into white noise.
• Phantom Impressions: Transient sensory events. Murals briefly restore their original bright colors before fading to gray. Kitchens momentarily fill with the smell of coffee, porridge, or borscht. Doors slam in rhythm with unseen footsteps. Crayon scribbles in the shapes of foxes, dragons, and crowns appear on walls before dissolving.
Addendum 9000-B – Residency Trials Following Incident-9000-3, the Ethics Committee requested controlled habitation experiments to gauge SCP-9000's response to human presence. Small D-Class teams (2–3 personnel) were permitted to remain within SCP-9000 for up to 72 hours inside designated, structurally sound "safe rooms."
Observed effects during occupancy:
• Shadow-replays slowed their loops, and distortions were significantly reduced.
• Acoustic fragments softened into near-coherent lullabies and gentle humming.
• The ambient facility temperature stabilized from near-freezing to approximately 21°C.
• Phantom impressions, such as the smell of food (porridge, tea), persisted for several minutes instead of seconds.
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Notes
Dr. █████, Head of Pataphysical Research: “This isn’t a lab anymore. It’s a house grieving for a life that was never lived. The Soviets abandoned it. The Foundation paved over it. We classified it. And still it remembers the child it was supposed to raise. It's a ghost with a mission.”
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Ethics Committee Chair ███████, Official Censure of O5-6: “This is the catastrophic consequence we warned you about. You thought you could make a weapon with a heart, and you never once stopped to consider that the heart would have an abandoned home that wants to consume the world just to feel whole again. Your Project Enkidu was a beautiful and reckless lie, and now we all pay the price for the truth.”
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