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Gage Wyatt (account age 410 days, site membership 155 days) recently coldposted the following page, which has multiple obvious indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8967/comments/show
One edit on the page after creation, to replace a blackboxed site name with Site-19.
**Item #:** SCP-8967
**Object Class:** Keter
**Special Containment Procedures:**
SCP-8967 is contained in a reinforced 20 m tungsten-alloy chamber at Site-19, maintained at cryogenic temperatures to suppress activity. Armed teams with incendiary weaponry are on constant standby.
Personnel are prohibited from making physical contact with SCP-8967. Testing must be approved by at least two Level 4 staff. Following Incident 8967-α, neutralization attempts are indefinitely suspended.
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**Description:**
SCP-8967 is a 1.2 m crimson sphere resembling an organic eye, with a vertical slit pupil. The entity is capable of producing an indefinite number of muscular appendages terminating in hardened piercing tips. These appendages demonstrate unlimited growth, capable of breaching reinforced concrete.
When hunting, SCP-8967 impales its target and emits a vibratory pulse that causes catastrophic systemic rupture. Remains are absorbed across SCP-8967’s surface.
SCP-8967 displays sapience and has spoken in English since ██/██/19██. Its voice is distorted, raspy, and alters pitch depending on emotional state. SCP-8967 often issues threats, but its primary motivation appears to be **feeding** and **observing responses**.
Foundation linguists note SCP-8967 frequently describes its actions as *“testing”* or *“measuring.”*
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**Discovery:**
SCP-8967 was discovered in 1976 within a meteoric fragment recovered in Greenland, dated to ~73.4 million years ago. Contained within the meteor was a small ovum, visibly pulsating.
Upon examination, the specimen produced appendages, killing four of seven researchers. Surviving personnel reported pursuit before Mobile Task Force ███ secured the object.
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**Addendum 8967-A: Interview Log 01**
**Interviewed:** Researcher ████ (survivor of discovery)
**Interviewer:** Dr. Halden
> **Dr. Halden:** What did you see when the egg split?
> **Researcher:** …It wasn’t just killing. It was looking at us. Measuring. Like we were test animals.
> **Dr. Halden:** And when you ran?
> **Researcher:** Screaming. Bones breaking. It didn’t chase me to kill me. It let me live.
> **Dr. Halden:** Why?
> **Researcher:** I don’t know. Maybe it wanted someone left to tell the story.
[END LOG]
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**Addendum 8967-B: Experiment Log Excerpts**
- **Test 8967-02:** Domestic pig introduced. Subject impaled; body ruptured into fragments. SCP-8967 vocalized: *“Insufficient mass.”*
- **Test 8967-07:** D-class ordered to approach SCP-8967. Upon contact, SCP-8967 refrained from killing for 12s, maintaining eye contact. Subject later expired from internal hemorrhage. SCP-8967 vocalized: *“Time is consistent.”*
- **Test 8967-10:** Exposure to sustained ultrasonic resonance. SCP-8967 entered agitated state, emitting pulses that disrupted monitoring equipment. Data corrupted.
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**Addendum 8967-C: Interview Log 02**
**Interviewed:** SCP-8967
**Interviewer:** Dr. █████
> **SCP-8967:** You believe this is a prison. It is not.
> **Dr. █████:** Then what is it?
> **SCP-8967:** A laboratory. And you are not the scientists.
> **Dr. █████:** What are we, then?
> **SCP-8967:** Samples.
Following this statement, Dr. █████ suffered spontaneous systemic rupture. SCP-8967 retracted into its chamber without further incident.
[END LOG]
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**Document 8967-NT: Neutralization Proposal**
Foundation analysis suggests SCP-8967 can be neutralized by striking the ocular core with a .50 BMG round (12.7×99mm) at a sub-0.3° angle. Predicted result: destruction of the core, accompanied by detonation of pressurized toxic plasma (blast radius ~90 m).
A controlled trial was attempted on ██/██/20██. Prior to engagement, SCP-8967 increased internal activity consistent with premature detonation. Operation aborted.
> **O5-█:** “We can kill it. But we’d lose the site, the staff, and the data. This is not a monster to be destroyed — it’s an experiment, and we’re still the variables.”
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**Current Status:** SCP-8967 remains active. Containment continues under indefinite Keter classification.
Excerpts of note:
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-8967 is contained in a reinforced 20 m tungsten-alloy chamber at Site-19, maintained at cryogenic temperatures to suppress activity. Armed teams with incendiary weaponry are on constant standby.
SCP-8967 displays sapience and has spoken in English since ██/██/19██. Its voice is distorted, raspy, and alters pitch depending on emotional state. SCP-8967 often issues threats, but its primary motivation appears to be feeding and observing responses.
Foundation linguists note SCP-8967 frequently describes its actions as *“testing”* or *“measuring.”*
Addendum 8967-B: Experiment Log Excerpts
- Test 8967-02: Domestic pig introduced. Subject impaled; body ruptured into fragments. SCP-8967 vocalized: *“Insufficient mass.”*
- Test 8967-07: D-class ordered to approach SCP-8967. Upon contact, SCP-8967 refrained from killing for 12s, maintaining eye contact. Subject later expired from internal hemorrhage. SCP-8967 vocalized: *“Time is consistent.”*
- Test 8967-10: Exposure to sustained ultrasonic resonance. SCP-8967 entered agitated state, emitting pulses that disrupted monitoring equipment. Data corrupted.
Document 8967-NT: Neutralization Proposal
Foundation analysis suggests SCP-8967 can be neutralized by striking the ocular core with a .50 BMG round (12.7×99mm) at a sub-0.3° angle. Predicted result: destruction of the core, accompanied by detonation of pressurized toxic plasma (blast radius ~90 m).
A controlled trial was attempted on ██/██/20██. Prior to engagement, SCP-8967 increased internal activity consistent with premature detonation. Operation aborted.
> O5-█: “We can kill it. But we’d lose the site, the staff, and the data. This is not a monster to be destroyed — it’s an experiment, and we’re still the variables.”
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Current Status: SCP-8967 remains active. Containment continues under indefinite Keter classification.
The user also has three sandbox pages, all with AI indicators.
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