Noting that upon joining the site, the user coldposted multiple AI-generated/AI-assisted pages, including a contest entry:
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9000contestjacob-kilada (no edits) 9000contestJacob Kilada
Item #: SCP-9000 (A/B/C)
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-9000-A (“the doorway”) is maintained inside a high-security containment chamber. Only Level-5 personnel may access the chamber.
SCP-9000-B (“the matrix”) resides at the center of SCP-9000-A. Continuous monitoring ensures the spatial integrity of the recursive containment areas.
SCP-9000-C (“the viral anomaly”) is contained exclusively within SCP-9000-A. No instance may leave the chamber; all handling is strictly supervised.
Note: The Foundation intends to gradually repurpose SCP-9000-A’s infinite interior as a containment storage facility for other anomalies. Standard containment units are limited in size, and SCP-9000-A provides effectively limitless “shelves.” Early testing with Class-D personnel and low-risk SCP objects has shown promising results, though all procedures remain provisional.
Description:
SCP-9000-A: Appears externally as a standard containment door. Internally, it opens to an infinitely repeating mirror dimension, forming a circular maze of containment spaces.
SCP-9000-B: A 1×1×1-foot cube at the center of the mirror dimension. Generates the recursive structure of SCP-9000-A.
SCP-9000-C: A virulent virus capable of killing any organism within 30 seconds via immune suppression and a self-produced toxin. Only one instance exists at a time; upon replication, the original dies.
Addendum 9000.1: Incident transcripts
Dr. ███, fascinated by the properties of SCP-9000-A and SCP-9000-B, sent a team of D-class personnel to investigate the SCPs.
[Update] The investigation failed. Recordings and monitoring equipment disintegrated after 154 minutes, but a short transcript survived, documenting the final exchange between Dr. ███ and one D-class subject, █████.
Dr. ███: █████, can you hear me?
█████: Yes, doctor… I can hear you. Everyone… they just fell. No marks, nothing.
Dr. ███: That is SCP-9000-C.
█████: SCP-9000-C? Wait, what the fuck, you said there were only two anomalies… you lied. What is it?
Dr. ███: It’s a virus. Fast. Silent. Lethal. You probably already have it.
█████: (audible thud)
Dr. ███: …Hello? █████? Can you—?
[End Transcript]
Operational Note:
To prepare SCP-9000 for storage use, the Foundation has started cataloging “pre-made containment shelves” inside its infinite interior. These are essentially pre-configured containment units for low- and medium-risk SCPs. Each unit functions independently, and initial results indicate stability is maintained provided SCP-9000-B remains intact. Plans for higher-risk SCPs are under review, pending further observation.
[[Category: 9000]]
Operational Note:
To prepare SCP-9000 for storage use, the Foundation has started cataloging “pre-made containment shelves” inside its infinite interior. These are essentially pre-configured containment units for low- and medium-risk SCPs. Each unit functions independently, and initial results indicate stability is maintained provided SCP-9000-B remains intact. Plans for higher-risk SCPs are under review, pending further observation.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9999-the-undie-able-man (no edits) SCP-9999 (The Undie-able Man)
Item #: SCP-9999
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-9999 is to be housed in a reinforced humanoid containment chamber at Site-██. Due to SCP-9999’s anomalous property of reappearing at a random location following termination, surveillance teams are to be stationed across all known Foundation facilities to monitor for unanticipated re-manifestations.
Containment chambers designated for SCP-9999 are to be constructed with redundant fail-safes intended to prevent accidental termination of the subject. All personnel interacting with SCP-9999 must exercise caution, as any instance of death may result in immediate containment breach through displacement.
Description:
SCP-9999 is a sentient humanoid entity physically resembling a human male approximately 32 years of age. Neurological scans indicate SCP-9999’s brain chemistry more closely resembles that of a human adolescent (approximately 15 years of age).
SCP-9999 possesses the anomalous ability to spontaneously re-manifest following death. Re-manifestation does not occur at the point of termination; instead, SCP-9999 reappears in a seemingly random location. This process is instantaneous, with no observable delay between termination and reappearance.
Foundation personnel have informally referred to SCP-9999 as “The Undie-able Man.”
Addendum 9999.1 – Incident Report
Date: ██/██/20██
Personnel Involved: SCP-9999, 2 security guards, 10 Class-C personnel
During a routine containment test, SCP-9999 was left in a reinforced observation chamber. Within 12 minutes, SCP-9999 initiated repeated self-trauma to the head, resulting in temporary incapacitation. Following re-manifestation, SCP-9999 gained control of two armed security personnel and used their firearms to eliminate ten Class-C personnel present in the chamber.
SCP-9999 was eventually re-contained by a full security response team. Containment procedures have since been revised: the chamber has been retrofitted with additional padding to prevent further self-inflicted trauma and to minimize the risk of similar incidents.
Notes: Dr. ████ recommends further study on SCP-9999’s ability to utilize weaponry immediately after re-manifestation, and on the potential cumulative effect of repeated self-termination on cognitive function.
Description:
SCP-9999 is a sentient humanoid entity physically resembling a human male approximately 32 years of age. Neurological scans indicate SCP-9999’s brain chemistry more closely resembles that of a human adolescent (approximately 15 years of age).
SCP-9999 possesses the anomalous ability to spontaneously re-manifest following death. Re-manifestation does not occur at the point of termination; instead, SCP-9999 reappears in a seemingly random location. This process is instantaneous, with no observable delay between termination and reappearance.
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-o4-council (no edits) the o4 council / same as sandbox noted above
SCP Foundation – O4 Council Personnel Files
Clearance Level: Class-S (Special Operations Personnel)
File Status: Active – Restricted Distribution
Filed By: Dr. █████████, Foundation Archival Division
Note: The O4 Council is a new, higher rank that has higher authorization than the O5 Council.
O4-1: Jacob
Role: Strategic Operations and Field Oversight
Jacob Kilada is a Class-S operative primarily responsible for operational strategy and inter-branch coordination. While he usually oversees operations at a strategic level, he doesn’t hesitate to step into the field when situations demand.
Hands-On Operations: Jacob frequently participates in containment interventions and high-risk SCP stabilization. He has a habit of double-checking containment protocols, which frustrates some junior staff but has prevented multiple near-misses.
Cross-Division Work: Moves fluidly between Research, Containment, and Tactical divisions, offering guidance and stepping in wherever the situation requires.
Leadership & Risk Management: Known for decisive action under pressure, he balances bold initiative with careful attention to personnel safety. Occasionally his direct style ruffles colleagues, but his instincts are rarely wrong.
Notes: Jacob combines calculated initiative with operational flexibility. He mentors lower-ranked staff in practical containment techniques and is known to quip that “rules are guidelines until someone dies,” earning both groans and reluctant respect.
O4-2: William Afton
Role: Research and Experimental Oversight
William Afton specializes in experimental anomalous research and operational testing. He takes a hands-on approach, supervising SCP studies directly and occasionally joining live containment operations.
Containment Interaction: Authorized to participate in fieldwork and assist in live research encounters, even with hazardous SCPs.
Experimental Oversight: Oversees high-risk research projects, ensuring operational integrity while accommodating unconventional methods when necessary.
Operational Integration: Collaborates regularly with lower-level staff, providing guidance and helping them align research objectives with containment priorities.
Notes: William is known for his meticulous documentation and slightly eccentric experimentation methods. He often surprises colleagues with unorthodox solutions that work, though they sometimes skirt the edge of safety protocols.
O4-3: Evelyn Barber
Role: Personnel Oversight and Administrative Integration
Evelyn Barber monitors personnel operations and ensures administrative cohesion across Foundation branches. She participates directly in field operations when her presence improves efficiency or staff safety.
Direct Engagement: Supervises active containment units and joins emergency protocols as required, often acting as a calm anchor during crises.
Personnel Oversight: Serves as liaison between research, containment, and administrative divisions, smoothing out coordination issues and mediating disputes.
Strategic Evaluation: Tracks long-term personnel development and ensures structural integrity within the workforce.
Notes: Evelyn combines procedural rigor with adaptability. She occasionally surprises subordinates with dry humor in tense situations, which has become a subtle morale booster.
O4-4: Joseph Stoltz
Role: Containment Policy and Structural Review
Joseph Stoltz focuses on refining containment procedures and ensuring adherence to established protocols. His Class-S authority allows him to intervene directly in any containment or research operation.
Hands-On Oversight: Regularly participates in containment and stabilization operations, lending both expertise and decisive intervention when needed.
Policy Enforcement: Reviews and updates protocols to reflect practical realities observed in the field, often proposing creative adjustments that improve both safety and efficiency.
Cross-Division Support: Assists Tactical, Research, and Administrative divisions with policy guidance and operational support.
Notes: Joseph is meticulous and sometimes pedantic, but his attention to detail prevents numerous potential containment failures. Colleagues know he will occasionally bend minor rules if it safeguards staff or improves results.
General Class-S Attributes – O4 Council
Operational Flexibility: Members can operate in lower clearance roles, assisting in research, containment, and tactical operations directly.
Hands-On Approach: Routinely engages in field operations, providing expertise and direct intervention when required.
Administrative Authority: Each member can override lower-ranking personnel directives to maintain operational success and enforce safety protocols.
Psychological Profile: Members demonstrate high risk tolerance, decisiveness, and situational adaptability. Collectively, the O4 Council embodies the principles of Class-S designation, balancing authority with practical intervention.
File Status: Active – Restricted Distribution
Last Update: August 15th, 2025
[REDACTED] – Full operational logs, internal notes, and sensitive directives remain classified under Level 5 clearance.
Notes: The Class-S rank has the same access as Class-A but may operate down into lower clearance levels. The Class-S designation must be indicated in personnel identification (e.g., Class-S personal O4-04 – Joseph Stoltz).
[end file]
Compare with the user's sole forum comment, on an SCP-9000 contest entry currently rated at over +200: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp9000contestjdune/comments/show#post-7205944
I did not like the SCP that much i'm not just saying that because I also put my head in the ring for the contest but i am playing this in this so that the Creator of this page can learn, it's not about the length of the SCP that matters, long SCP Entries can be good But that doesn't mean that long SCP entries are good. I think that this could have been simplified in a lot Shorter SCP Entry, And had even better reviews. I believe that short SCP entries are just as good as long as hep entries because they make the reader learn more in a short amount of time without forgetting so you get the entire thing instead of forgetting and then remembering it after you finish a part. I also believe that part of this SCP entry world so exaggerated to fit the feel of the SCP Foundation of a certain ones that are famous, and I'm not shaming you for trying to make a famous SCP entry in fact i encourage it But you try to make the entry look pretty flashy with the images rotating and the big Images and Text. Again I am not trying to shame you or Try to discourage the rest of my competitors I'm trying to make you better I hope that you actually pay attention to this.
Your fellow competitor
Jacob Kilada
Further compare with the user's formerly submitted applications:
09/19/25
please let allow me to pee a part of this SCP foundation I've been a fan of the SCP Foundation ever since second grade when it first came out please I want to contribute to this I have so many idea's.
09/20/25
please let me be a part of the SCP foundation I want to contribute to the greatness of it I have so many ideas to add to the SCP foundation.
afto agreed that the user used AI. Membership revoked, PM sent, with notice that there is a ban pending.
Given the extent of their AI usage and their treatment of a successful author who did not use AI, I recommend a permanent ban.
ETA: user replied with
is this permanent?
I have not responded, as staff is discussing a permanent ban.
