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**Item #:** SCP-8341
**Object Class:**
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**Special Containment Procedures:**
SCP-8341 is to be housed in a reinforced humanoid containment suite at Site-██, outfitted with shock-absorbing materials and emergency structural supports.
Standard interaction is permitted under supervision. Personnel are advised to maintain respectful conduct at all times; deliberate provocation of SCP-8341 is strictly forbidden.
Should SCP-8341 display agitation, on-site staff are to initiate Protocol ███-Calm (verbal reassurance, withdrawal of personnel, and provision of tea or reading material).
In the event of physical escalation, full lockdown of Site-██ is to be enacted immediately. Estimated damage capacity exceeds ██ tons of TNT equivalent.
Recording or photographing SCP-8341 remains impossible. All attempts yield [DATA EXPUNGED].
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**Description:**
SCP-8341 resembles an elderly male human of indeterminate age. The entity’s exact physical appearance varies between observers, though it is universally described as “an old man” or “a grandfatherly figure.”
SCP-8341 demonstrates no hostile intent under normal conditions, behaving calmly and speaking with courtesy.
**Primary anomaly:** SCP-8341 possesses strength and durability disproportionate to its apparent physiology.
When irritated, startled, or directly threatened, SCP-8341 enters an altered behavioral state. In this state, SCP-8341 has been documented lifting, displacing, or destroying massive structures with minimal effort. Damage assessments suggest a potential to level entire city blocks within minutes if escalation is not controlled.
SCP-8341 does not appear aware of the full extent of this ability and often expresses regret afterward, describing such incidents as “a slip of the hand.”
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**Discovery:**
Recovered on ██/██/20██ in ███████, ██ after structural collapse of an abandoned apartment block. Local reports described “an old man leaning on a wall, then the whole building came down.”
Foundation operatives intercepted SCP-8341 wandering calmly from the wreckage, unharmed. When questioned, SCP-8341 stated only: *“I leaned too hard.”*
Entity was detained without resistance and designated SCP-8341.
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**Addendum 8341-A — Incident Log:**
- **██/██/20██:** During testing, SCP-8341 was subjected to raised vocal tones by Researcher █████. SCP-8341 frowned, tapped a fist against the test chamber wall, and caused complete collapse of reinforced steel supports rated for ███ tons. SCP-8341 apologized afterward.
- **██/██/20██:** Minor containment breach occurred when SCP-8341 became frustrated after misplacing reading glasses. A single strike against the floor fractured concrete foundations of Chamber ██, prompting evacuation. SCP-8341 appeared confused by the damage.
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**Interview Excerpt 8341-B:**
**Dr. █████:** Do you understand what happens when you get… upset?
**SCP-8341:** (pauses) I try not to. I’ve lived long enough to know people don’t like it.
**Dr. █████:** But you know you could level a city if you wanted to?
**SCP-8341:** (chuckles softly) Son… I don’t *want to*. That’s the difference.
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**Note from O5-█:**
> “Containment of SCP-8341 depends not on force, but on cooperation. We cannot restrain it by conventional means. We can only hope it continues to enjoy our company.”
Excerpts of note:
Item #: SCP-8341
Object Class:
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Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-8341 is to be housed in a reinforced humanoid containment suite at Site-██, outfitted with shock-absorbing materials and emergency structural supports.
Standard interaction is permitted under supervision. Personnel are advised to maintain respectful conduct at all times; deliberate provocation of SCP-8341 is strictly forbidden.
Primary anomaly: SCP-8341 possesses strength and durability disproportionate to its apparent physiology.
When irritated, startled, or directly threatened, SCP-8341 enters an altered behavioral state. In this state, SCP-8341 has been documented lifting, displacing, or destroying massive structures with minimal effort. Damage assessments suggest a potential to level entire city blocks within minutes if escalation is not controlled.
Addendum 8341-A — Incident Log:
- ██/██/20██: During testing, SCP-8341 was subjected to raised vocal tones by Researcher █████. SCP-8341 frowned, tapped a fist against the test chamber wall, and caused complete collapse of reinforced steel supports rated for ███ tons. SCP-8341 apologized afterward.
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Note from O5-█:
“Containment of SCP-8341 depends not on force, but on cooperation. We cannot restrain it by conventional means. We can only hope it continues to enjoy our company.”
Compare with user's sole forum comment: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17217322/scp-8341#post-7149343
Hello! Creator of the article here! Thank You so much for telling me this! I appreciate it, i Will try to make it better in a future!!
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