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AAOW (account age 34 days, site application processed just now) has a sandbox with AI generation indicators: http://scp-sandbox.wikidot.com/wiki:7890
Revision 0 retained as later edits remove what seem to be an AI remnant:
**Item #****:** SCP-7890 (Alex)
**Object Class****:** Apollyon (Narratively speaking, he's uncontainable and possibly beyond comprehension. You could also use Keter if you want him to at least be "resisted" in-universe.)
**Special Containment Procedures:**
Containment of SCP-7890 is not currently possible. All containment attempts have resulted in recursive narrative destabilization or temporal loops terminating in failure. Interaction with SCP-7890 is to be limited to Level 5 personnel with Narrative Integrity Clearance.
A Foundation-wide ban on directly referencing SCP-7890 within standard SCP documentation is in effect, with violations resulting in immediate amnestic treatment and internal audit.
**Description:**
SCP-7890, colloquially referred to as "Alex", is a humanoid entity with cognitohazardous and ontokinetic properties. While appearing as a late-20s male of indeterminate ethnic background, SCP-7890 is believed to be a metaphysical "bridge" or avatar of an external narrative force — theorized to be the collective will of "The Writers," an extradimensional group responsible for the creation and maintenance of anomalous phenomena within the SCP Foundation's records.
SCP-7890 possesses the following abilities:
**Narrative Realization:** SCP-7890 can manifest objects, entities, or events by illustrating or writing them into existence. However, analysis reveals SCP-7890 does not generate these anomalies independently; rather, it acts as a "conduit" for ideas that already exist in an abstract narrative space.
**Teleportation:** SCP-7890 is capable of instantaneous spatial relocation. Attempts to track or predict its movements have resulted in corrupted telemetry or recursive data logs.
**Temporal Manipulation:** SCP-7890 displays the ability to alter or rewrite events retroactively, often as narrative corrections. These alterations are usually subtle — inconsistencies in log entries, new containment procedures appearing retroactively, or deleted SCP entries "reappearing" after their erasure.
**Cognitohazardous Mask (SCP-7890-1):** SCP-7890 is never observed without its anomalous gas mask, believed to be a modified British WWI-era Mark IV gas mask. SCP-7890-1 possesses the following features:
Strap-like appendages that extend and manipulate objects autonomously.
Exhalation from the mask releases a corrosive compound of chlorine and bromine gas. This gas is capable of corroding even high-durability substances such as titanium and gold.
The gas appears to exist partially out-of-phase with baseline reality, capable of "burning" both physical matter and narrative constructs (e.g., redacted text, forgotten anomalies).
Behavioral Traits:
SCP-7890 displays a distinct sense of humor, sarcasm, and superiority toward other anomalies. One of its recurring behaviors is challenging high-threat SCPs to chess matches. SCP-7890 has never lost a match.
**Example Log: SCP-7890 vs. SCP-682** (The Hard-to-Destroy Reptile)
Opening: Sicilian Defense (Dragon Variation). SCP-7890 initiates a sarcastic monologue while placing the first piece.
SCP-7890: "You know, for something that’s supposedly unkillable, you have terrible positional play."
SCP-682 snarls, forcibly melts the black bishop with acidic secretions. SCP-XXXX replaces the piece with a pawn and continues.
Midgame Transcript Removed for Brevity.
SCP-7890 (Final Move): "Mate in one. Your king’s exposed. Kinda like your backstory — full of holes."
SCP-682 roars. The room dematerializes. Reappears with a rewritten floor plan.
SCP-7890 has already teleported.
Addendum: Origin Theory
Cross-referencing textual references across SCP files has led to a hypothesis that SCP-7890 is the personification of the meta-narrative — the bridge between "our reality" and the "fictional SCP continuity." This would explain:
SCP-7890 awareness of anomalous events before their containment.
Why some anomalies appear to act "in character."
The tendency of Foundation personnel to write entries as if intended for public consumption.
Excerpts of note:
Object Class: Apollyon (Narratively speaking, he's uncontainable and possibly beyond comprehension. You could also use Keter if you want him to at least be "resisted" in-universe.)
Description:
SCP-7890, colloquially referred to as "Alex", is a humanoid entity with cognitohazardous and ontokinetic properties. While appearing as a late-20s male of indeterminate ethnic background, SCP-7890 is believed to be a metaphysical "bridge" or avatar of an external narrative force — theorized to be the collective will of "The Writers," an extradimensional group responsible for the creation and maintenance of anomalous phenomena within the SCP Foundation's records.
SCP-7890 possesses the following abilities:
Narrative Realization: SCP-7890 can manifest objects, entities, or events by illustrating or writing them into existence. However, analysis reveals SCP-7890 does not generate these anomalies independently; rather, it acts as a "conduit" for ideas that already exist in an abstract narrative space.
Teleportation: SCP-7890 is capable of instantaneous spatial relocation. Attempts to track or predict its movements have resulted in corrupted telemetry or recursive data logs.
Temporal Manipulation: SCP-7890 displays the ability to alter or rewrite events retroactively, often as narrative corrections. These alterations are usually subtle — inconsistencies in log entries, new containment procedures appearing retroactively, or deleted SCP entries "reappearing" after their erasure.
Cognitohazardous Mask (SCP-7890-1): SCP-7890 is never observed without its anomalous gas mask, believed to be a modified British WWI-era Mark IV gas mask. SCP-7890-1 possesses the following features:
Strap-like appendages that extend and manipulate objects autonomously.
Exhalation from the mask releases a corrosive compound of chlorine and bromine gas. This gas is capable of corroding even high-durability substances such as titanium and gold.
The gas appears to exist partially out-of-phase with baseline reality, capable of "burning" both physical matter and narrative constructs (e.g., redacted text, forgotten anomalies).
Behavioral Traits:
SCP-7890 displays a distinct sense of humor, sarcasm, and superiority toward other anomalies. One of its recurring behaviors is challenging high-threat SCPs to chess matches. SCP-7890 has never lost a match.
If the user attempts to post AI material to the mainsite or request critique on it, recommending membership revocation.
