Disc thread here: https://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-17173936/disciplinary-milesfox008
Noting for records-keeping that new site member
Milesfox008 (account age 4 days, site membership around 1 day?) recently coldposted the following page, which has multiple indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7692/comments/show
**Item #:** SCP-7692
**Object Class:** Euclid
**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-7692 is to be contained within a modified humanoid containment chamber at Site-19, equipped with full-spectrum surveillance and acoustic dampening. The walls are to be painted in desaturated pastel tones to reduce SCP-7692's visible contrast, as this has shown to reduce episodes of agitation.
All staff assigned to SCP-7692 must pass a psychological screening for obsessive-compulsive tendencies and romantic fixations. Interaction with SCP-7692 is restricted to pre-approved scripts delivered via remote communication systems. Physical entry into the chamber requires Level 3 authorization and must be accompanied by two armed guards and an anti-manipulation cognitohazard protocol (AMCP).
Dr. William Valencia (hereafter SCP-7692-1) is currently under voluntary protective custody at Site-19, housed in a secured personnel apartment with non-reflective walls, randomized daily routes, and 24/7 monitoring. Under no circumstances is SCP-7692-1 allowed unsupervised access to any Foundation terminal. SCP-7692 is to be kept unaware of SCP-7692-1's exact chamber location. Any attempt by SCP-7692 to approach or request knowledge of SCP-7692-1's location is to be ignored.
Unauthorized use of SCP-7692s plans, tools, or built constructs will result in disciplinary action, especially if used outside of containment applications.
**Description:** SCP-7692 is a humanoid entity measuring approximately 1.22 meters (4 feet) in height, with a fleece-like epidermal texture and body coloration in light monochrome hues. SCP-7692 has a stylized, exaggerated humanoid form consistent with mid-century children's puppets, possessing a tall spiraled pompadour, unibrow, and drooping eyes. Its mouth is a fixed, feline-like curve lacking dentition, and its vocalizations are delivered in a soft, monotone cadence. SCP-7692's laughter is audibly verbalized as "ha, ha, ha" without inflection or apparent emotion.
Its attire consists of a buttoned cardigan (commonly maroon), white undershirt, necktie, vertically striped pants, and dress shoes bearing stylized heart shapes on the soles. It exudes a non-volatile, faint artificial scent reminiscent of rubber and cotton.
SCP-7692 exhibits psychopathic tendencies, including indifference to harm inflicted on others and a marked absence of remorse. It demonstrates advanced cognitive abilities, frequently generating elaborate, multi-stage plans involving deception, infiltration, and mechanized contraptions built from anomalous materials (often sourced through unknown means).
Its primary behavioral anomaly is a persistent and escalating romantic obsession with Foundation researcher Dr. William Valencia (SCP-7692-1). SCP-7692 exhibits an extrasensory awareness of SCP-7692-1’s location, even across reinforced spatial barriers and antimemetic fields. This has resulted in several coordinated breaches, including one instance where SCP-7692 disguised itself as part of a puppet show during a Site-19 morale event (See Addendum 7692-A).
When not enacting a plan involving SCP-7692-1, SCP-7692 behaves in an eerily calm and focused manner, crafting small heart-shaped tokens, reciting unsettling haikus, or watching security cameras while saying “ha, ha, ha.”
SCP-7692's origins are unclear, though its materials, craftsmanship, and vocal inflections are consistent with pre-1990s Wondertainment product lines, albeit with none of the registered Wondertainment safety markers. A faded heart-shaped tag stitched into its back reads:
"From Me to You™ – Love is Forever, Even If You Aren’t!
™A Dr. Wondertainment Special Feeling Friend® Production"
Efforts to confirm its Wondertainment origin have been inconclusive. Dr. Wondertainment has not responded to inquiries.
**Addendum 7692-A**: SCP-7692, while in supposed dormant mode, constructed a decoy puppet identical to itself from bedding and internal stuffing. While Foundation personnel were distracted during a morale-boosting puppet theater event, SCP-7692 emerged from within one of the performance props. Dressed as a "Love Doctor," SCP-7692 delivered a dramatic monologue on “healing broken hearts” before revealing it had used the opportunity to lace the punch with an unidentified sedative compound. 11 staff were hospitalized; one was surgically modified to resemble Dr. Valencia before being abandoned in the Site cafeteria.
SCP-7692 was recaptured after cornering the real Dr. Valencia inside a locked records closet, clutching a bouquet made from shredded incident reports. SCP-7692 repeated the phrase:
“I found you, darling. Now we can be together. Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and—ha, ha, ha.”
**Test Log 7692-TL-3**
Purpose: To evaluate SCP-7692’s capacity for cognitive manipulation and mechanical skill.
Subject: D-1392, instructed to engage SCP-7692 in dialogue regarding romantic rivalry.
[BEGIN LOG]
D-1392: So… you like this Valencia guy, huh?
SCP-7692: Yes.
D-1392: You know he doesn’t even know you exist, right?
SCP-7692: That’s not true. He dreams of me. I whisper into the air vents. He smiles in his sleep.
D-1392: That’s… messed up.
SCP-7692: I know what you are. You would take him from me. You want his heart.
[At this point, SCP-7692 withdraws a sharpened wire fashioned from its own stitching, shaped into a crude scalpel.]
SCP-7692: Shall I take yours instead?
[END LOG]
Result: D-1392 terminated. Disciplinary action filed against supervising staff for failing to abort the test.
Excerpts of note:
All staff assigned to SCP-7692 must pass a psychological screening for obsessive-compulsive tendencies and romantic fixations. Interaction with SCP-7692 is restricted to pre-approved scripts delivered via remote communication systems. Physical entry into the chamber requires Level 3 authorization and must be accompanied by two armed guards and an anti-manipulation cognitohazard protocol (AMCP).
Description: SCP-7692 is a humanoid entity measuring approximately 1.22 meters (4 feet) in height, with a fleece-like epidermal texture and body coloration in light monochrome hues. SCP-7692 has a stylized, exaggerated humanoid form consistent with mid-century children's puppets, possessing a tall spiraled pompadour, unibrow, and drooping eyes. Its mouth is a fixed, feline-like curve lacking dentition, and its vocalizations are delivered in a soft, monotone cadence.
SCP-7692 was recaptured after cornering the real Dr. Valencia inside a locked records closet, clutching a bouquet made from shredded incident reports. SCP-7692 repeated the phrase:
“I found you, darling. Now we can be together. Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and—ha, ha, ha.”
Test Log 7692-TL-3
Purpose: To evaluate SCP-7692’s capacity for cognitive manipulation and mechanical skill.
Subject: D-1392, instructed to engage SCP-7692 in dialogue regarding romantic rivalry.
Compare with user's author post: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7692/comments/show#post-7091200
Hi Y’all, this is my first SCP I have published so far, it took me a while on what SCP idea I should post first, and if you have any questions or critiques on this, please feel free to reply!
and a comment on another author's page: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7681/comments/show#post-7091199
Hmm, not to sure how to feel about this one, is good, but could be better, but the effort is what matters most!
Of note, the user's profile icon is clearly AI-generated. As of time of recording, their membership has been revoked by Kufat. PM sent just now by myself.