Noting that new site member 
Willie Bartlett, seemingly rejoined the site with new account 
W A Bartlett created after they were revoked (account age 2 days, site membership 1 day) recently coldposted the following page, which has multiple obvious indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8342/comments/show "SCP-8342 acid statue." formerly "Scp 8342 "the acid statue""
**item number:*** SCP-8342
**Containment class:**Euclid
**Description:** SCP-8342 is a large statue measuring 15 m in height SCP-8342 is made out of a unknown mixture of concrete, brick and ████████ SCP-8342 secretes large amounts of a unknown substance with a pH of 0.7 this substance labeled as X1 acid will only secrete if the temperature in the room is between 25° C to 35° C
**Special containment procedures:**
SCP-8342 is housed in a secure containment chamber at Site-██. Chamber specifications and safety measures are as follows:
**Dimensions:** 20 m (L) × 20 m (W) × 25 m (H)
**Temperature Regulation:** Chamber temperature is maintained between 18°C and 20°C at all times to prevent X1 Acid secretion. Temperatures exceeding 24.5°C will trigger automated cooling protocols.
**Structural Composition**:
**Primary Frame:** Reinforced Hastelloy C-276 alloy, selected for extreme acid resistance
**Interior Lining**: Coated with PTFE (Teflon) to prevent molecular degradation from prolonged exposure
**Drainage System:** Composed of sealed PVDF piping, connected to a closed-loop acid-neutralization unit; remotely operated from Control Room B-3
**Observation Ports:** Triple-layer borosilicate glass, fitted with external titanium blast shutters
**Internal Coating:** Surfaces treated with classified nanomaterial developed under Project ███████ to resist unknown corrosive properties of X1 Acid
**Entry Protocol:** All personnel must utilize hazmat-rated acid-resistant suits. Entry into the chamber is prohibited during active secretion or if chamber temperature exceeds safe limits.
**Monitoring:** Environmental conditions are monitored via remote sensors. Any deviation from acceptable parameters will trigger Code Acid-Red Lockdown and automatic isolation of the chamber.
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> Decontamination Protocol:
In the event of an X1 Acid expulsion, a minimum of three (3) D-Class personnel must be assigned to chamber cleaning duty. Cleaning must occur using acid-resistant mops, suits, and respirators rated for pH ≤ 1 materials.
Only one subject is permitted inside the chamber at a time.
Each subject may remain inside for no longer than 30 seconds per cycle.
Upon exiting, the next subject will enter. This rotation continues until all visible acid residue is neutralized.
Observation of SCP-8342 during cleaning is strictly forbidden. Subjects are to focus on ground-level surfaces only and are not to look directly at the entity.
Any subject displaying erratic behavior or auditory hallucinations post-exit is to be immediately sedated and quarantined.
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**Viewing Restrictions:**
No personnel may observe SCP-8342, either directly or through video or photographic means, for longer than 120 seconds without a Level 3 supervisor’s authorization.
AI-assisted video analysis is used for remote monitoring, with frame distortion and visual scramblers in place to prevent prolonged viewing effects.
**Testing Footage:**
Any footage of SCP-8342 must be segmented into <30-second clips to avoid inducing hallucinatory effects during review.
**Emergency Protocol:**
If a subject is exposed for ≥3 minutes, immediate sedation and memory suppression protocols are to be applied.
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**Addendum 8342-1 — Secretion Test Log**
> **Test Date:** ██/██/20██
**Lead Researcher:** Dr. Lincoln
Procedure: Chamber temperature was gradually increased from 18°C to 30°C to observe secretion onset.
**Results:**
> At 24.8°C — No reaction
> At 25.1°C — Minor secretion observed from base of SCP-8342
> At 27.0°C — Fluid output increased threefold; visible steam began rising from puddled substance
> At 30.0°C — Secretion transitioned from passive dripping to pressurized ejection from multiple fissures
> Attempts to lower temperature were delayed due to sensor feedback loop error
**Neutralization foam deployment required
Note:** Five containment staff required Level 3 decontamination. Two suffered chemical burns.
**Dr. Lincoln’s Comment:**
> “That wasn’t secretion. That was expulsion. Like it wanted to be hot. I don’t think we’re dealing with a passive object here.”
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**Addendum 8342-5 — Chamber Cleaning Log**
Date: ██/██/20██
Lead Researcher: Dr. ████
Assigned D-Class Personnel: D-2043, D-3117, D-7029
Objective: Perform acid neutralization procedure following a moderate X1 Acid expulsion.
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**[BEGIN LOG]**
> 00:00 – D-2043 enters chamber, equipped with standard acid-resistant gear. Begins scrubbing lower left quadrant of floor.
> 00:27 – D-2043 exits chamber without incident. Breathing heavy, but responsive.
> 00:35 – D-3117 enters chamber. Assigned right-side wall panel and floor section. Avoids direct line of sight with SCP-8342.
> 01:01 – D-3117 exits chamber. Claims mop is “vibrating.” No mechanical issues detected.
> 01:09 – D-7029 enters. Assigned back corner cleanup. Avoids eye contact.
> 01:35 – D-7029 exits and immediately vomits. Claims the statue was "whispering his name." No auditory recordings detect sound.
> 01:42 – D-2043 re-enters. Appears unfocused. Looks directly at SCP-8342 despite prior warnings.
> 01:59 – D-2043 begins shaking. Drops mop. Approaches SCP-8342 slowly, muttering: “It’s breathing... it’s breathing…”
> 02:03 – Emergency extraction team deployed. D-2043 sedated and removed.
> 02:11 – Cleaning rotation suspended. Chamber placed under 48-hour lockdown. X1 Acid neutralization completed via automated drone system.
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**[END LOG]**
Dr. ████’s Note:
> “Thirty seconds. That’s all it takes. If they stare too long—if they even listen too closely—this thing starts getting in. The statue doesn’t move, but it reaches you just the same.”
Excerpts of note:
item number:* SCP-8342
Containment class:Euclid
Description: SCP-8342 is a large statue measuring 15 m in height SCP-8342 is made out of a unknown mixture of concrete, brick and ████████ SCP-8342 secretes large amounts of a unknown substance with a pH of 0.7 this substance labeled as X1 acid will only secrete if the temperature in the room is between 25° C to 35° C
Special containment procedures:
SCP-8342 is housed in a secure containment chamber at Site-██. Chamber specifications and safety measures are as follows:
Dimensions: 20 m (L) × 20 m (W) × 25 m (H)
Temperature Regulation: Chamber temperature is maintained between 18°C and 20°C at all times to prevent X1 Acid secretion. Temperatures exceeding 24.5°C will trigger automated cooling protocols.
Structural Composition:
Primary Frame: Reinforced Hastelloy C-276 alloy, selected for extreme acid resistance
Interior Lining: Coated with PTFE (Teflon) to prevent molecular degradation from prolonged exposure
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[END LOG]
Dr. ████’s Note:
> “Thirty seconds. That’s all it takes. If they stare too long—if they even listen too closely—this thing starts getting in. The statue doesn’t move, but it reaches you just the same.”
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