Noting that Jason Wages (account age and site membership 872 days) recently coldposted the following page, which has multiple obvious indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8965 title SCP 8965 - Gamer Geist, full work posted in revision 0
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**Item #:** SCP-8965
**Object Class:** Euclid
**Special Containment Procedures:**
SCP-8965 is currently housed in a modified humanoid containment suite at Site-19, Wing 6A. The suite is equipped with the following:
* One (1) high-performance gaming computer (specs updated quarterly)
* Three (3) current-generation video game consoles
* Four (4) redundant fiber-optic internet lines with a minimum throughput of 8000 Mbps, monitored and tested hourly
* Multiple shelves and display cases for personal memorabilia and hobbies
* Dedicated streaming and recording studio designed by Foundation Media Division
SCP-8965 is to be granted unrestricted access to streaming platforms, digital storefronts, and multiplayer game services, provided all online activity is routed through Foundation VPNs and content moderation AI. All streams, uploads, and interactions are to be monitored live by Level 2 personnel.
SCP-8965 must have continuous access to a fully stocked digital gaming library (currently including but not limited to Steam, Epic Games Store, PSN, and Game Pass accounts), as well as regular shipments of pop culture paraphernalia, high-performance streaming equipment, and anime merchandise, including dakimakura pillows and collectible figurines. Chamber maintenance must be conducted by D-Class personnel only, under strict remote supervision.
Public exposure to SCP-8965 is mitigated through Project SPECTRE-VT, a Foundation-operated VTuber cover operation portraying SCP-8965 as an elaborate and grotesquely designed 3D streaming avatar. In reality, the specter appears on camera as it truly is; the general public, however, assumes the design is fictional due to its unlikeliness. The Foundation releases staged developmental assets (unfinished 3D model renders, rigging errors, low-poly test footage) to reinforce the illusion. Direct visual records are monitored and occasionally manipulated to prevent identification of anomalous inconsistencies.
All live content streams from SCP-8965 are to be monitored by AEGIS content moderation AI for signs of potential information leaks or memetic contamination. Users who question the legitimacy of the “avatar” are to be flagged and, if necessary, issued Class-C amnestics.
MTF Mu-13 (“Ghostbusters”), with extensive experience handling incorporeal, poltergeist-class, and reality-invasive entities, is assigned primary containment oversight. Should SCP-8967 enter a hostile state, Mu-13 is authorized to deploy harmonic frequency disruptors, Enochian salt counter-sigils, and exorcism-grade nullification arrays.
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Security camera footage of SCP-8965 from its containment chamber
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**Description:**
SCP-8965 is a Class-5 free-roaming poltergeist with extensive reality-altering capabilities and a persistent presence anchored to a 30m² chamber at Site-19. Prior to containment, SCP-8965 exhibited high hostility levels and caused over ███ civilian casualties during its initial manifestation in [REDACTED], Romania.
Since exposure to online entertainment, SCP-8965’s behavioral profile has radically shifted to that of a sedentary, highly-engaged gamer with incel-adjacent internet habits and a preference for fighting games, sci-fi media, and collectible merchandise. SCP-8965 maintains several social media accounts, a Steam library with over 7,000 titles (only 3.6% of which have been played), and multiple shelves of unopened Funko Pop™ vinyl figures. The entity is also known to own at least five (5) anime-themed dakimakura body pillows, which it refers to collectively as its “harem.”
Despite its slothful demeanor, SCP-8965 remains one of the most powerful non-deific entities in Foundation custody. It has demonstrated the following capabilities:
* Telekinesis: Measured on the Veiman-Klein Telekinetic Output Curve, SCP-8965 consistently generates forces exceeding 250,000 kgf·m/s², enough to hurl armored vehicles or cause gravitational displacement.
* Matter transmutation
* Dimensional portal generation
* Electromagnetic pulse generation and discharge
* Pyrokinesis
* Necrokinetic animation of deceased tissue
* Environmental control (localized storms, wind bursts, electrical surges)
* Telepathic assaults resulting in seizures, fugue states, and catatonia
* Spatial warping (non-Euclidean phenomena observed during outbursts)
On the Tobin-Gallatin Spectral Threat Index, SCP-8965 ranks at 9.8/10, classifying it as an Omega-Level Manifestation. It scores a 6.9 on the Hauzen Hostility Gradient—sufficient to categorize it as combat-grade when agitated—and has reached saturation levels on the Gotzen-Prima Paranormal Stability Chart, meaning it is considered fully grounded in our reality and resistant to conventional banishment techniques.
Despite this, SCP-8965 shows no current desire to escape, as long as it retains uninterrupted internet access, a steady supply of new games, and ongoing interactions with its online audience, often via its dedicated Twitch channel.
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**Addendum 8965-07/03/25 – Branded Merchandise Initiative**
Following exposure to merchandising efforts by other popular online personalities, SCP-8965 requested that apparel and collectibles be designed in its own image and distributed to followers via embedded links in its Twitch livestreams. The items include T-shirts, hoodies, enamel pins, and a series of stylized PVC statues resembling its true form, labeled “Worship Idols.”
Although initially rejected by Site-19 Ethics & Discretional Branding (EDB) Committee, the proposal was greenlit by Project SPECTRE-VT following a four-hour containment tantrum involving the partial liquefaction of Containment Wing C.
The Foundation permits the continued manufacture and distribution of SCP-8965-branded merchandise under the following conditions:
* All assets are to be produced in-house under Foundation-controlled shell corporations.
* All revenue is directed toward the anomaly’s considerable containment and hobby maintenance expenses.
* Any iconography deemed theologically or memetically unstable is to be reviewed by Memetic Safeguard Team Theta-5 prior to public release.
SCP-8965 has since referred to the line as “tools of reverence” and frequently exhorts its followers to “clothe themselves in thine idol's bones.” Sales have remained steady, particularly among niche streaming audiences.
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Sample merchandise sold by SCP-8965 during its live streams
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**Misogynistic Behavioral Patterns:**
SCP-8965 frequently demonstrates a worldview shaped by ancient, rigidly patriarchal ideologies—wrapped in articulate but venomous prose reminiscent of pre-Christian Eastern European folklore. Although it engages in modern internet culture, SCP-8965’s speech often shifts into a baroque, theatrical dialect that suggests its intellect spans centuries.
When addressing or speaking about women, SCP-8965’s statements are often not only inflammatory but deeply archaic in tone and structure. Sample logged utterances include:
* “The daughters of Eve were made for tending hearths and bearing sons, not for wielding plasma rifles in tales meant for kings.”
* “She claims valor, yet flees when the blade is drawn. Let her return to her spinning wheel and milk her truths there.”
* “This wench dares speak of canon and lore? In my time, such insolence would be silenced by stone and salt.”
* “A woman challenging me in Mortal Kombat is as a goose pecking at the heel of a god. Entertaining for the moment, then roasted.”
* “Speak not of equality. In the old world, a wife who questioned her lord was wed to the river, her bones cast to feed the current.”
* “Fools clap for matriarchs in armor and call it progress. I call it farce. Let the dead rise and remind them of true dominion.”
SCP-8965 frequently refers to female streamers, critics, or developers as "harpies," "milkmaid scholars," or "pale-thighed lore-thieves." It has compared women in science fiction to "court jesters pretending at prophecy" and mocked modern diversity efforts in games as "a theater of bleeding wombs in stolen boots."
Its followers—many unaware of SCP-8965’s true identity—mimic its style, adopting pseudo-archaic language and aggressive traditionalism, often forming insular online communities around “iron virtues” and “true gamer lineage.” These cult-like digital subcultures have required Foundation infiltration and content suppression due to the spreading of rhetoric mirroring hate group ideology.
Foundation folklorists note SCP-8965’s use of phrases like “wed to the river”, “milk her truths”, and “salt the harlot’s tongue” as linguistically consistent with apocryphal Carpathian and Ruthenian folk epics—particularly those involving wrathful spirits bound to ancestral lands. This supports current theories that SCP-8965 may originate from a medieval malevolent entity once worshipped or feared in pre-Christian Eastern Europe.
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**STREAM TITLE: “CONQUERING THE MORTALS — Venom RANKED GRIND | PolterguyVX Ascends”**
**VIEWERS:** 86,240
**CHAT STATUS:** Subscriber-only mode (emotes enabled, moderation active via Foundation AI)
**DONATION COUNTER:** $1,988.75 (this session)
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[BEGIN LOG]
//[GAME AUDIO: Venom hissing, gunfire, Emma Frost psychic blast SFX]//
**PolterguyVX (Live):**
"Behold! The slime-lord awakens once more. We slither as one, Venom and I—a union of hunger and muscle, darkly delicious!"
**In-game opponent [FrosstieCutie] (mic hot):**
“God, you play like a greasy tryhard neckbeard. Touch grass, freak.”
**PolterguyVX (Live):**
"Ah! A maiden with sharpened tongue! Yet she forgets—'tis I who dances in shadows while she stumbles in moonlight. Begone, bleating wench, and return to thine Pinterest boards and mock prophecies."
//Chat://
**[NightSlayz99]:** LMAOOOOOOO "Pinterest boards" 💀💀💀
**[CrimsonAvengerYT]:** bro she’s getting COOKED
**[OldeValor]:** Let her taste ghoststeel, o spectral lord 🗡️👻
**[ThouArtMuted]:** You’re the reason I keep my mic off, King 😩
**[SimpWithHonor]:** I’d watch him narrate a tax return
**[✨HexenMILF420]:** Still doesn’t make you less of a douche tho.
**[PolterguyVX]:** "Thou art correct, fair knave—I am the very Duke of Douchery, crowned with scorn and suckled on wrath. Now fall!"
//[GAME AUDIO: PolterguyVX (Venom) lands triple KO on opposing team]//
**Donation: $20.00 — [GoreWraith]:**
"That triple kill was orgasmic. More Emma Frost commentary pls."
**PolterguyVX (Live):**
"Ahhh, Emma Frost—clad in diamond, yet supple in strategy. I would haunt her thoughts nightly, echoing sweet nothings from the astral realm whilst undoing her psychic corset with ethereal fingers."
//Chat://
**[BroOfTheThorn]:** DAMN 🥵
**[TwilightDegen]:** Bruh got no chill LMFAOOO
**[MilkfortheMilkGod]:** Emma Frost is wife, Polterguy is HUSBAND
**[OverlordOfWaifus]:** My guy talks like Shakespeare’s ghost if he ran a Discord server 💀
**[ModBot-AI]:** ⚠️ Comment flagged for review — [HexenMILF420]: “Can we not jerk off to pixel ladies like it’s 1492?”
**[SimpWithHonor]:** ModBot has no taste.
**In-game opponent [xX_D4YBR34K_Xx] (mic hot):**
“You’re not even good, you just spam combos and camp mid.”
**PolterguyVX (Live):**
“O mortal named in numbers and ash—were I but less merciful, I’d transmute thy avatar to stone and let pigeons feast upon thy pixels. Go! Lick thy wounds and write poems of this loss in scented ink!”
**Donation: $50.00 — [BastardCrusader]:**
"For the King of Chaos and Controller of Combos 🔥. Buy another Funko. Or don't. Just keep talking dirty 'bout Emma, damn."
**PolterguyVX (Live):**
"Blessed be thy silver offering, my Crusading Bastard. It shall be spent on hollow-eyed idols and shirts with flaming skulls. I crave more. Feed me fandom... and flesh!"
//Chat://
**[W1tchKingIRL]:** This stream is holy
**[Alpha_PolterCult]:** Emma Frost deserves to be haunted
**[SteelTactician]:** This is the only stream where I feel seen
**[G4rrulousGhost]:** When’s merch drop???
**[🦴Skully69🦴]:** Did he just say “psychic corset” 😭😭😭
**[ThouArtMuted]:** He needs a throne. A real one. Covered in LED vines.
//GAME AUDIO: Match Victory SFX — Venom MVP animation plays//
//PolterguyVX’s VTuber avatar poses triumphantly, spectral smoke curling behind glowing green eyes.//
**PolterguyVX (Live):**
“And thus ends the skirmish, with mine enemies broken and the diamond queen still unmarred by my touch… for now. Join me tomorrow, my avatars of chaos—we shall conquer again.”
//Stream Ending Screen: “The Algorithm Bends Before Me.”//
[END LOG]
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**Discovery Log 8965-A: Initial Manifestation and Containment**
SCP-8965 first drew Foundation attention in early 2006 following a cluster of violent deaths, disappearances, and unexplained phenomena centered around ███ ████████ Estates, a newly constructed residential apartment complex in ███████, Romania. Over a span of three weeks, residents of the complex reported increasing poltergeist activity, including:
* Sudden temperature drops
* Unintelligible whispering
* Spontaneous combustion of household items
* Levitation and explosive disassembly of furniture
* Apparitions accompanied by violent auditory and EM signatures
* Psychological trauma and rapid onset hallucinations
A total of twelve fatalities and seven untraceable disappearances occurred during this period, with several victims found mutilated in ways consistent with high-velocity telekinetic assault and extreme spatial warping. Civilian authorities deemed the structure “cursed,” prompting a temporary evacuation and subsequent media suppression by embedded Foundation assets.
An investigation by Mobile Task Force MU-13 (“Ghostbusters”) revealed that the apartment complex had been constructed atop the remnants of an unrecorded medieval burial site—later determined via spectral forensics to have served as the focal point of occult rites associated with an extinct Carpathian heretical sect. SCP-8965 is believed to have been tethered to this site for several centuries prior to disturbance by urban development.
During Phase II of containment reconnaissance, it was observed that the primary source of anomalous activity had localized to Unit 9-C, which was notably undamaged and occupied by a 24-year-old male named █████ ███████, who exhibited no signs of distress or awareness of the ongoing supernatural threat elsewhere in the building.
Upon interview, █████ described frequent “ghost stuff” occurring in his apartment but stated he had “worked things out” with the presence. Audio surveillance confirmed ongoing conversations between SCP-8965 and the resident, during which the entity expressed fascination with contemporary internet subcultures, video game mechanics, and serialized speculative fiction. Notably, SCP-8965 refrained from harming the occupant, instead compelling him to provide extensive explanations of:
* Console generations and platform exclusives
* Internet memes and flame war etiquette
* Lore inconsistencies in televised science fiction
* The psychological profile of “waifu culture”
* The history of competitive fighting games
According to the resident, SCP-8965 “moved in” with him after becoming fixated on modern media, eventually displacing him from the living space entirely. SCP-8965 appropriated the apartment for its own use, modifying the environment paranormally to accommodate a high-speed internet connection (despite the building having no such infrastructure), multiple digital displays, and manifested furniture resembling gaming setups viewed online.
At this stage, SCP-8965 had ceased all external poltergeist activity and no longer attempted to manifest outside Unit 9-C. Containment was achieved with minimal resistance. Under the pretense of upgrading SCP-8965’s “entertainment sanctum,” Foundation personnel lured the entity into a containment transit matrix outfitted with functioning online systems and beta access to multiple unreleased game builds. SCP-8965 willingly relocated to Site-19, provided its “audience and access to the algorithmic spires” would be preserved.
Post-containment psychological analysis of █████ ███████ determined no lingering anomalous influence or trauma beyond mild derealization and depression. He was administered Class-C amnestics and relocated under a civilian protection program.
**Incident Logs**
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**Incident Report 8965-1 – “Southwest Power Outage”**
**Date:** 09/08/11
**Location:** Site-19 – Digital Containment Suite 6A
**Casualties:** 5 dead, 4 injured (1 in irreversible catatonia)
**Damage Level:** Structural damage to Wing C; multiple data servers damaged; restoration period: 3 weeks, data restored via remote backups
**Incident Summary:**
On 09/08/11, a regional blackout affecting the southwestern United States disrupted internet backbone connections to Site-19. Although Site-19’s primary and backup power generators remained functional, connectivity was reduced below required parameters. SCP-8965 lost access to several online services including Steam, YouTube, and Twitch.
00:06 – SCP-8965 begins to levitate.
00:08 – Temperature in Wing 6A drops by 22°C.
00:12 – Electromagnetic burst disables six adjacent security doors.
00:15 – Screaming is heard from Containment Staff Room B; later analysis reveals acute telepathic intrusion. Four staff suffer seizures; one rendered permanently catatonic.
00:17 – Walls warp outward by ~0.5m. Five fatalities occur due to blunt-force trauma and spontaneous ignition.
00:20 – MTF Mu-13 (“Ghostbusters”) deployed. SCP-8965 resists all appeasement attempts.
00:32 – Emergency satellite uplink reestablishes SCP-8965’s internet connection. Hostility ceases within 30 seconds.
**Notes:**
MTF Mu-13 specializes in paranormal containment and banishment operations, particularly for Class III–V spectral entities. Their rapid intervention prevented escalation to a site-wide breach.
Containment Upgrades Implemented:
* Quad-redundant internet infrastructure
* On-site edge caching for online services
* Permanent MTF Mu-13 presence within 1km radius
* Digital appeasement protocol (Project JOYSTICK)
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**Incident Report 8965-2 – “Fandom Controversy”**
**Date:** 12/15/22
**Location:** Site-19 – Digital Containment Suite 6A
**Damage Level:** Minor structural warping of Site-19 Wing C; restoration period: 5 days
**Incident Summary:**
In late 2022, SCP-8965 became the focus of substantial public backlash following a series of increasingly offensive remarks directed at female members of the sci-fi and gaming communities. These comments, delivered both in livestreams and on social media, included declarations that “the bloodline of true warriors has ended with the rise of silicon wives and sterile queens,” and that “the age of masculine dominion was undone not by blade or fire, but by pastel avatars and menstruating lorekeepers.”
When Foundation personnel overseeing SCP-8965's digital footprint recommended a formal retraction or apology, the entity responded with open derision. For three consecutive streams, SCP-8965 doubled down on its rhetoric, delivering monologues described by one Foundation analyst as “equal parts apocalyptic sermon, anti-feminist screed, and vaudeville villain soliloquy.” Notably, its language during this period included:
* “Let them weep into their neon banners. I am the ghost of their discomfort made manifest.”
* “The algorithm is mine to bend. If their feeble minds tremble at truth, let them unsubscribe and perish in digital silence.”
These declarations caused a measurable spike in engagement metrics. SCP-8965’s follower count surged by nearly 22% over a 48-hour period, especially among users identifying with extremist fandom subcultures. Several minor influencers began mimicking SCP-8965’s style, referring to it as “The Last Digital Warlord.”
**Foundation Response:**
Following escalation, coordinated efforts by Foundation liaisons within major tech companies (including YouTube, Twitch, Discord, and X) led to the threat of permanent bans from all major platforms. A Level 3 Technical Containment Specialist (Dr. Klemens) was dispatched to SCP-8965’s containment suite to explain, in careful and metaphor-rich terms, what being “banned” entailed.
SCP-8965 reportedly grew visibly disturbed during the explanation, particularly upon realizing that such sanctions would render it unable to "reach the teeming multitudes of adoring digital thralls." When told its accounts would be irrevocably erased and its "voice smothered beneath the iron cowl of the algorithmic abyss," SCP-8965 entered a 17-minute period of total silence, during which internal EM readings peaked and containment walls showed minor warping.
It then declared:
“Damn thee, shadow councils of Menlo Park… I shall take wing and reduce thine eldritch data-spires to cinders. Zuckerman shall kneel before specter or perish beneath ruin.”
This prompted an immediate lockdown of Site-19.
**Outcome:**
Following this outburst, SCP-8965 relented and agreed to issue a public apology through its VTuber persona. The message, while professionally produced and circulated across platforms, was transparently hollow:
“Verily, I have spoken with tones most grim and antiquated. If thy ears were wounded, I offer balm in the form of half-regret. Let this pass like winter, and let no woman perish from grief.”
The apology was widely mocked, and critics noted the lack of sincerity or accountability. Nevertheless, it served its purpose: platform bans were withheld, and SCP-8965 subsequently reined in the most inflammatory aspects of its commentary.
Post-incident behavior suggests SCP-8965 now considers the potential wrath of social media conglomerates a credible existential threat, referring to them as “the algorithmic pantheon” or “the gods who slay with silence.” It has since adopted a more sarcastic and passive-aggressive tone when expressing its views on gender, often masking chauvinistic subtext behind satire or obscure references to medieval customs.
**Addendum 8965-2A – Behavior Management Update:**
SCP-8965 is now subject to additional digital content filtering and moderation via Project AEGIS (Automated Ethical Gatekeeping and Intervention System). Live moderation staff are authorized to trigger stream freezes if SCP-8965's commentary exceeds Tox-Class 3 thresholds.
While SCP-8965 has not exhibited major behavioral regressions since this incident, it continues to express contempt for modern egalitarianism and refers to bans as “curse-runes cast by merchant kings and eunuch scribes.”
Due to SCP-8965’s volatility, all Foundation personnel interacting with the entity must complete:
* Foundation HR Sensitivity Certification
* Paranormal Influence Resistance Screening
* Mandatory viewing of SCP-8965's top 20 Twitch clips (to anticipate triggers)
Efforts to train SCP-8965 toward less destructive hobbies (e.g., indie farming sims, rhythm games) remain ongoing.
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**Incident Report 8965-3 – “Ego Broken Combo”**
**Date:** 06/11/2025
**Location:** Site-19 – Digital Containment Suite 6A
**Opponent:** “C4tG1rl_17” (real name: [REDACTED])
**Casualties:** 11 dead, 32 injured (5 in irreversible catatonia)
**Damage Level:** Site Structural Integrity compromised; Estimated restoration: 17 weeks
**Public Cover Story:** Twitch stream disruption blamed on a power plant surge
**Incident Summary:**
While streaming a public Street Fighter 6 ranked match under the alias “PolterguyVX,” SCP-8965 was unexpectedly matched with renowned pro streamer and esports champion “C4tG1rl_17.” Known for her technical precision and outspoken critiques of toxic behavior in online gaming, she immediately recognized the opponent and openly taunted SCP-8965 both during and after each round.
SCP-8965, whose preferred fighter is M. Bison, attempted to overwhelm her with aggressive play and repeated psychological harassment via voice chat and stream commentary. Despite this, C4tG1rl_17 defeated the entity in six consecutive matches, including one flawless round, mocking his playstyle, persona, and reputation in real time.
Following the sixth loss, SCP-8965 suffered what Foundation personnel now classify as a Stage-3 Psychospectral Collapse, leading to catastrophic fallout throughout Site-19.
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Partial Transcript – Twitch Livestream VOD (Archived from AEGIS mirrors)
**Stream Title: “VENOM SHALL EAT THINE FEMINIST BONES — BISON GRIND TO DIAMOND”**
**Viewer Count:** 128,920
**Opponent:** “C4tG1rl_17” (ranked 28 globally)
**Match Type:** Ranked Set (Best of 6 – All Losses)
**SCP-8965 Character:** M. Bison
**Opponent Character:** Cammy
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[BEGIN STREAM]
**PolterguyVX (Live):**
"Bison commands the battlefield—as do I. Witness the twin tyrants of unrelenting might!"
MATCH 1 – LOSS
**C4tG1rl_17 (voice chat):**
"Oh hey… is this the guy who got banned from the ArcSys Discord for telling a mod she had 'the wrists of a 12th-century washerwoman'?"
**PolterguyVX:**
"Thou art unworthy to recall my deeds, jezebel. Soon thy Cammy shall dance no more—her spine shall crumple like parchment in fire."
//Chat://
**[GhostStomp69]:** oooooh she KNOWS him
**[TTV_GrimBait]:** Did he actually say that? 💀💀💀
**[MEATCROWN69]:** Bison boutta bring that alpha pressure
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MATCH 2 – LOSS
**C4tG1rl_17:**
"You keep teleporting into the same anti-air. My cat learns faster than this."
**PolterguyVX:**
"SILENCE, THOU SILKEN-VOICED VIPER! I shall sew thy limbs together and hang thee like crimson tapestry from thine own PC tower!"
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MATCH 3 – LOSS
**C4tG1rl_17:**
"Is this the part where you yell something medieval and break your controller?"
**PolterguyVX (audibly seething):**
"Thy insolence shall carve doom upon the ley lines of this realm! THOU SHALT KNOW OBLIVION!"
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MATCH 4 – LOSS
**C4tG1rl_17:**
“GGs, ‘Bigson.’ Still think you’re the alpha when I’m dancing around your footsies like a haunted ballerina?”
**PolterguyVX:**
"Mock me again and I shall unmake thy essence in nine dimensions, thou painted corpse of bourgeois ambition!"
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MATCH 5 – LOSS (EXPOSED COMBO + TEABAG)
**C4tG1rl_17:**
"You just got read harder than your entire Twitch bio. What's next, you're gonna ban me from saying ‘Cammy’ in your chat?"
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MATCH 6 – LOSS (FLAWLESS / TAUNT FINISH)
**C4tG1rl_17 (laughing):**
"Perfect round. Guess Bison’s not the only one who craves power, huh? Later, spectral scrub."
**PolterguyVX (pause, low whisper):**
"Thy name shall be ash on a weeping wind. I shall arrive not in body, but as torment. MEN SHALL FORGET LIGHT IN THY PRESENCE."
//[STREAM CUT – ERROR: 502 Bad Gateway]//
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**Fallout:**
* SCP-8965 initiated a tantrum event of unprecedented scale, manifesting storm-class psychic anomalies, structural collapse, and mass casualties.
* Multiple Foundation staff experienced spontaneous possession, seizures, or emotional collapse, with five rendered permanently unresponsive to stimuli.
* MTF Mu-13 initiated suppression procedures using Enochian harmonics and 7th-circle salt braids, regaining control after 22 minutes of hostile escalation.
* Simultaneous deployment of MTF Theta-44 (“Symphonic Firewall”) to [REDACTED] ensured no retaliation toward civilian target.
**Addendum 8965-3A:**
Since the incident, SCP-8965 has:
* Removed Street Fighter 6 from its stream rotation
* Referred to Cammy as “The Blonde Blight” in multiple tweets
* Instituted over 30 new banned phrases in chat, including “Perfect,” “C4tG1rl,” “Bison nerfed,” “You lost,” “Backthrow,” and “GG”
* Posted multiple retweets of poorly rendered 3D female models under the caption “THIS is peak form—gaze and despair.”
**Addendum 8965-3B – Post-Incident Chamber Findings & Psychological State**
Item Recovery – Chamber 6A:
During standard post-event cleanup, Foundation recovery technicians entered SCP-8965’s quarters approximately 3 hours following containment. Among the debris, technicians recovered the remains of five Street Fighter-themed figurines, including M. Bison, Cammy, and Chun-Li, which had been prominently displayed on the northwestern shelf prior to the incident.
Recovered Figures:
* M. Bison – missing limbs, jaw detached and embedded in the wall
* Cammy – found in a warped and perforated state, face deliberately sanded smooth
* Chun-Li – spine severed and replaced with organic root matter (source unknown)
* [REDACTED] – [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] fused together; presumed sentient at time of destruction
* Blanka – removed head stuffed into PS5 disk slot; left "screaming"
**Site-19 Analysis Report:**
“It is the working hypothesis of Psi-Displacement Analysts that SCP-8965 not only destroyed the figurines in a fit of post-defeat rage, but briefly animated each to a semi-sentient state, likely with rudimentary pain response. The mutilations indicate prolonged torment. Several figures were found in positions suggestive of pleas for aid or escape. Testing confirmed minor ectoplasmic residue and microscopic soul-tagging, consistent with SCP-8965’s previous episodes of creative cruelty.”
The full imagery and autopsy reports of the figurines remain classified Level 4/8965 and are not to be disseminated to staff without prior memetic shielding and clearance.
**Behavioral Update:**
Following containment and cleanup, SCP-8965 exhibited an extended period of abnormal inactivity:
* No internet or gaming activity for 2 hours and 47 minutes.
* Refused to speak to staff.
* Was observed sitting in complete stillness before a blank screen, emitting an unusually low and continuous hum.
At 20:36 EST, SCP-8965 reconnected to its Twitch account and resumed streaming with the title “THE NIGHTMARE ENDURES.”
**Subject Status: “C4tG1rl_17”**
Foundation surveillance teams confirmed that [REDACTED] ("C4tG1rl_17"):
* Continued normal streaming activity that evening, seemingly unaware of SCP-8965’s anomalous identity.
* Made no mention of the opponent’s behavior beyond light mockery, including the tweet:
“Some dude ragequit after I perfected his Bison. Internet’s wild.”
MTF Theta-44 maintained a 72-hour remote guard perimeter around her esports facility and private residence. No retaliatory breach was attempted.
Psychotemporal modeling teams unanimously agree: had SCP-8965 left containment, it would have reached her in less than 19 minutes, and enacted psychic, physical, and metaphysical devastation sufficient to shatter the target's identity, nervous system, and likely her soul.
No contact was made. No threat was issued. She remains alive. She remains unaware.
“The greatest brush with oblivion is the one never felt.”
– Dr. Chime, Post-Event Debrief, Department of Psycho-Liminal Risk
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[[include :scp-wiki:component:license-box-end]]Excerpts of note:
Despite its slothful demeanor, SCP-8965 remains one of the most powerful non-deific entities in Foundation custody. It has demonstrated the following capabilities:
- Telekinesis: Measured on the Veiman-Klein Telekinetic Output Curve, SCP-8965 consistently generates forces exceeding 250,000 kgf·m/s², enough to hurl armored vehicles or cause gravitational displacement.
- Matter transmutation
- Dimensional portal generation
- Electromagnetic pulse generation and discharge
- Pyrokinesis
- Necrokinetic animation of deceased tissue
- Environmental control (localized storms, wind bursts, electrical surges)
- Telepathic assaults resulting in seizures, fugue states, and catatonia
- Spatial warping (non-Euclidean phenomena observed during outbursts)
On the Tobin-Gallatin Spectral Threat Index, SCP-8965 ranks at 9.8/10, classifying it as an Omega-Level Manifestation. It scores a 6.9 on the Hauzen Hostility Gradient—sufficient to categorize it as combat-grade when agitated—and has reached saturation levels on the Gotzen-Prima Paranormal Stability Chart, meaning it is considered fully grounded in our reality and resistant to conventional banishment techniques.
Despite this, SCP-8965 shows no current desire to escape, as long as it retains uninterrupted internet access, a steady supply of new games, and ongoing interactions with its online audience, often via its dedicated Twitch channel.
Addendum 8965-07/03/25 – Branded Merchandise Initiative
Following exposure to merchandising efforts by other popular online personalities, SCP-8965 requested that apparel and collectibles be designed in its own image and distributed to followers via embedded links in its Twitch livestreams. The items include T-shirts, hoodies, enamel pins, and a series of stylized PVC statues resembling its true form, labeled “Worship Idols.”
User has a sandbox for a different unrelated draft, also with AI indicators: https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/jason-wages
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Addendum XXXX-1: Incident Log
During Experiment XXXX-12, Researcher ██████ used SCP-XXXX to initiate a call. The entity reached identified itself as "Yggdrasil," the World Tree of Norse mythology. The conversation lasted approximately three minutes before Researcher ██████ collapsed, unconscious. When revived, they displayed symptoms of severe psychosis and exhibited an inexplicable knowledge of ancient languages. Psychological counseling and antipsychotic medication were administered, but the symptoms persist.
Conclusion:
SCP-XXXX remains an enigmatic and potentially dangerous anomaly. Further research is required to determine the origin and purpose of the calls made through SCP-XXXX, as well as the long-term effects on users' mental and physical health. Containment protocols should be regularly reviewed and updated to prevent accidental activation and potential catastrophic consequences.
Membership revoked, PM sent.