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Mr Mango 89 (account age 13 days, site membership 3 days) recently coldposted the following page, which has multiple obvious indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8298/comments/show "Scp 8298 The Half Hour Heel"
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**Item #:** SCP-8298
**Object Class:** Euclid
**Special Containment Procedures:**
SCP-8298 is to be contained in a 5m x 5m x 5m reinforced, blast-resistant chamber at Site-77. The object is to be placed in the center of the room on a 1-meter-wide steel pedestal, surrounded by padded flooring and retractable containment arms. A high-speed audiovisual surveillance system must monitor SCP-8298 continuously.
No personnel are permitted within 4 meters of SCP-8298 during the 60 seconds before or after an emission event. Physical contact with SCP-8298 is strictly prohibited. All emitted items must be retrieved via remote robotic arm or through supervised D-Class personnel, pending hazard assessment.
Any emitted items displaying hazardous properties are to be contained or neutralized according to standard anomaly containment protocol. Under no circumstances is SCP-8298 to be worn.
**Description:**
SCP-8298, colloquially referred to as **“The Half Hour Heel,”** is a left-foot Nike Air Max sneaker, white with blue and black accents, size 10.5 US. SCP-8298 emits a single item approximately every 30 minutes, always accompanied by a distinct “pop” sound. The items produced are entirely random and show no thematic consistency.
Notably, many emitted objects violate known physical constraints—some greatly exceeding the apparent internal volume of SCP-8298. Emissions range from mundane to nonsensical to anomalously dangerous, and often include properties not native to baseline reality.
**Addendum 8298-D – Initial Containment Testing Log:**
**Test 01 – ██/██/20██**
A D-Class subject (D-55321) was instructed to wear SCP-8298. Upon donning the object and taking one step, the subject experienced full-body spasms and was instantaneously compressed and absorbed into SCP-8298, accompanied by a loud suction noise and the signature "pop."
Thirty minutes later, SCP-8298 emitted a full-sized vending machine with Cyrillic labeling. Its contents included:
- 6 cans labeled “MEAT LIQUID™”
- A Foundation ID badge belonging to D-55321
- A single large human toenail (genetically matched to D-55321)
- A sticky note reading: _“LEFT ONLY. TOLD YOU.”_
Subject presumed deceased or extradimensionally displaced. Personnel are now forbidden from wearing SCP-8298.
> _“The shoe didn’t just absorb him. It accepted him — and then made change. I don’t think it liked the taste.”_
> — Dr. Hewes
**Sample Emission Log:**
- A taxidermied owl made of licorice wearing prescription eyeglasses
- A plastic bag of 11 pepperoni slices and a handwritten apology
- A chrome hamster wheel made of cheese graters
- A film reel titled “DO NOT DEVELOP” (final frame solid black, timestamp 5 years in future)
- A live cat in a business tie holding a clipboard
- A cassette labeled “Best of SCP-8298 Vol. 1” (includes distorted chewing, wind chimes, and a voice whispering “You’re not listening hard enough.”)
- A brick engraved with “TRY AGAIN LATER”
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> **Filename:** SCP-8298-shoe.txt
> **Name:** SCP-8298 – The Half Hour Heel
> **Author:** Mr Mango 89
> **License:** CC BY-SA 3.0
> **Source Link:** Based on original concept by Mr Mango 89
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Excerpts of note:
Description:
SCP-8298, colloquially referred to as “The Half Hour Heel,” is a left-foot Nike Air Max sneaker, white with blue and black accents, size 10.5 US. SCP-8298 emits a single item approximately every 30 minutes, always accompanied by a distinct “pop” sound. The items produced are entirely random and show no thematic consistency.
Notably, many emitted objects violate known physical constraints—some greatly exceeding the apparent internal volume of SCP-8298. Emissions range from mundane to nonsensical to anomalously dangerous, and often include properties not native to baseline reality.
Subject presumed deceased or extradimensionally displaced. Personnel are now forbidden from wearing SCP-8298.
_“The shoe didn’t just absorb him. It accepted him — and then made change. I don’t think it liked the taste.”_
— Dr. Hewes
Sample Emission Log:
- A taxidermied owl made of licorice wearing prescription eyeglasses
- A plastic bag of 11 pepperoni slices and a handwritten apology
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