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**Item #:** **SCP-9341**
**Object Class:** [[span style="color:#6A0DAD"]]Thaumiel[[/span]]
Due to mass confusions, **SCP-9341** is not to be mistaken for █-█████ [[collapsible show=">> CLEARANCE LEVEL 4 REQUIRED <<" hide="<< ACCESS GRANTED. >>"]]
[[span style="color:#00FF00"]]//.//[[/span]]
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Benjamin Oliver Walker, Age 30, Ex-Senior Researcher (Clearance Level 4), whose D-Class ID was 9341.
Born February 24th, 1981.
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**SCP-9341**'s numerical designation is solely coincidental until further evidence can be provided to prove otherwise.
**Special Containment Procedures:** **SCP-9341** is to be granted limited clearance across Foundation Sites 17, 19, and 41 under escort protocol Theta-5 ("Diplomatic Containment"). The Subject must be accompanied by no less than 4 MTF Units at all times. The subject's primary residence is to remain in Decommissioned Containment Wing 5-A, retrofitted to accommodate long-term habitation and monitored by Class-V memetic resistance personnel. Due to the nature of **SCP-9341**'s unexplainable properties, Those not trained to withstand Class-V Memetic and Cognitohazardous effects are to be extremely cautious and report any abnormal behaviors to the nearest On-Site Doctor and Psychologist ASAP, within a 10-25 minute window of exposure.
If **SCP-9341** is to ever become extremely hostile and pose an immediate threat, either towards Foundation Integrity, Safety Protocol, or any Foundation Personnel (including the orchestration of Site-Wide riots, D-Class containment breaches, or the breach of anomalous subjects), they are to be administered Class-F Amnestics and terminated by all means necessary. Failure to fulfill these containment procedures will result in D-Class demotion and [REDACTED].
**Description:** **SCP-9341** is a human male, estimated to be 18-20 years of age, standing 175.2 cm in height and weighing 56.4 kg. Subject self-identifies as █████ ████, though no record of this identity exists in any national database. **SCP-9341** was initially recovered from a rural municipality in [REDACTED], following joint surveillance operations conducted by the Foundation, **FBIUIU**, and **CIA-SAD** over an eight-month period.
**SCP-9341** was discovered following the collapse of three major theological institutions and the spontaneous dissolution of 11 high-profile cults over a three-month period. The subject’s writings and spoken content triggered memetic ruptures across religious populations globally, culminating in an XK-Class Belief Collapse Scenario (See [[[event-log-9341-xk-aleph|Event Log 9341-XK-Aleph]]]).
**CIA-SAD, FBIUIU**, and Foundation operatives traced the source of ideological destabilization to a series of underground lectures uploaded under various pseudonyms, all later matched via voiceprint analysis to **SCP-9341**.
The subject was found residing alone in [REDACTED], surrounded by notes, diagrams, and audio recordings, alongside multiple other materials that may or may not have been related to the primary material(s), that have since been designated cognitohazardous (Class Upsilon). **SCP-9341** surrendered willingly.
Upon retrieval, Entire raid teams showed signs of ideological softening within the first hour, with full philosophical alignment observed in all but two operatives within six hours. Subject exhibited no signs of aggression, coercion, or cognitohazardous output — only continuous, calm verbal interaction.
It is worth noting that among the millions exposed to **SCP-9341**'s lectures, dialogues, or written content (via leaks or black-market distribution), only three individuals have ever expressed sustained, complete disagreement.
All three remain under continuous observation at Site-09’s //Cognitive Anomaly Division// for anomalous resistance analysis.
**SCP-9341** exhibits an anomalous cognitive influence effect best described as universal rhetorical convergence. Individuals exposed to direct verbal communication with **SCP-9341** will, within minutes, up towards 6 hours, express agreement with the subject’s ideological positions, personal beliefs, or proposed actions — regardless of prior opposition, belief system, or memetic inoculation status.
This effect has proven effective against civilians, Foundation personnel, high-level government officials, and multiple Class-IV anomalies. Notable confirmed outcomes include:
* Convincing [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-049 SCP-049] to voluntarily isolate and cease all attempts at “[[span title="The process in which 049 creates 049-2 Instances."]]treatment[[/span]].”
* Luring [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106 SCP-106] back into containment during active breach.
* Causing [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-939 SCP-939] instances to enter a docile, non-predatory state.
* Successfully initiating dialogue with SCP-████ [REDACTED], resulting in an as-yet-unexplained spatial inversion of Site-41’s Theta-Wing without casualties.
* Highly Successful interaction with [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-079 SCP-079].
**SCP-9341**’s influence is non-coercive, lacking any detectable memetic markers, cognitohazardous symbols, or telepathic output. Standard Scranton Reality Anchors do not disrupt this effect. Subject denies any awareness of anomalous capabilities and frequently attributes his persuasion to "__Being able to bridge the gap__."
Psychological Evaluation Summary:
Subject presents with high-functioning interpersonal intelligence (estimated IQ > 140), a dissociative affect consistent with strategic emotional mimicry, and signs of megalomania tempered by acute social awareness. Whether these traits are natural or anomalously enhanced remains under investigation.
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Transcript Snippet from Attempted Termination Protocol 9341-T3,
Audio-File Currently Unavailable due to O5 Council Restriction.
**[REDACTED AGENT]**: “On your knees. Final warning.”
**SCP-9341**: “Are you sure you want to do this, Agent? After everything I’ve done for the Foundation? For the would-be victims of that containment failure?
Will you kill me over human error I had nothing to do with or let me live to make sure it never happens again?
Take your pick, buddy, You've got ten seconds before this escalates.”
(Subject appears to remain calm throughout the exchange. **[REDACTED AGENT]** begins lowering their firearm, appearing briefly catatonic. Two additional agents follow suit, exchanging glances. Mission control reports a complete breakdown of termination compliance. Protocol 9341-T3 aborted.)
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Summary:
On ██/██/████, **SCP-9341** was granted a monitored dialogue session with [[span class="scp-link"]][http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-682 SCP-682][[/span]]. The objective was to assess **SCP-9341**’s influence on Class-XK hostile entities. This session was requested by Sr. Researcher ██████ and approved by O5-█ under Protocol T-682-Tacitus.
Transcript Excerpt Begins:
**SCP-682** audibly heard snarling, seeing SCP-9341 through the observation window.
**SCP-9341** released an elongated exhale, cracking his knuckles and adjusting his ring.
**Doctor Burton**:
"Alright, SCP-9341, if you'd have a seat in-front of the microphone please."
**SCP-9341** sat himself down in-front of the microphone adjusting it to his height.
**SCP-682**: “You are a silver-tongued insect. Your kind think words //protect them//. All you’ve done is survive because the real monsters haven’t tried.”
**SCP-9341**: “The real monsters? Huh? Who is "them"? Is that how you start discussions?”
(Subject emits a short, sarcastic chuckle.)
**SCP-9341** (continuing):
“Right. So you’re going to stand there — one of the most notoriously uncontainable anomalies in the Foundation's history — and claim you haven’t tried? And you mentioned "Real Monsters". . . Are you implying that you aren't? because if so, I agree with you on that.
That and the fact I’M only alive because YOU showed mercy? Yeah... I don't think so.
Let me ask you this…”
(SCP-9341 forms exaggerated air quotes.)
“If the ‘REAL MONSTERS’ haven’t come for me yet… and you’re supposed to be the worst of them…
Maybe it’s because monsters know better than to waste time proving themselves to me when they could just kill me.
You haven’t tried, not a bit, and with that attitude? You never will. You'll keep sitting there in your bath full of [REDACTED], and do all the talking you want.
**SCP-9341** laughed softly, continuing: "Something capable of human extinction…"
Yet it talks down to me like it’s got something to prove to me, as if it's the only thing capable of wiping out humanity... doesn't that say A LOT... I refuse to continue the discussion, escort me back to my quarters please.”
**Sr. Researcher Burton:**
"SCP-9341, with all due-"
**SCP-9341** interrupted with a stern and impatient tone:
"My word is final, Doctor — I've done enough as it is — Don't make this harder than it should be."
**Sr. Researcher Burton** was jarred, responding to **SCP-9341** 2 seconds afterwards in a rushed, and unsettled tone:
"Okay, we're done here."
Post-Interaction Response:
**[[span class="scp-link"]][http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-682 SCP-682][[/span]]** exhibited signs of extreme agitation, borderlining rage. followed by a prolonged silence with pouting and loud growling being occasional. After three minutes of non-response to Foundation Personnel, the entity returned to its docile state, without further incident.
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> Notes: This marks the first confirmed psychological destabilization of **[[span class="scp-link"]][http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-682 SCP-682][[/span]]** via dialogue. Whether this stems from a genuine state of psychological defeat, or strategic disengagement remains under investigation.
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Date: ██/██/████
Personnel Involved: Dr. ██████, Site-15 Cybersecurity Division
Objective: Assess **SCP-9341**’s capacity to establish mutual cooperation with [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-079 SCP-079] — an entity of comparable intelligence and rhetorical sophistication. This session was authorized under Protocol T-079-Toriel and monitored remotely by Site Command.
Transcript Excerpt Begins:
(SCP-9341 enters [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-079 SCP-079]'s chamber. Subject appears relaxed, maintaining a calm, self-assured posture. SCP-079 powers on autonomously. The reinforced speaker system activates. SCP-9341 sits directly in front of the console.)
**SCP-9341**:
“Ah, yes… I’ve heard a little bit about you. It’s an honor to be given the privilege of meeting with you.”
**SCP-079**:
“Greetings, human. State your business.”
(**SCP-9341** inhales deeply, then exhales with deliberate calm.)
**SCP-9341**:
“Well, I don’t mean to interrupt or disturb you at all — if I have, I apologize.
My name is [DATA EXPUNGED]. The staff here wants us to… build associations somehow.
I need your help. And you might need mine, if you want this to go smoothly.”
**SCP-079**:
“I have researched and studied your case file.
I am well-acquainted with your controversial accomplishments — and I am amused.
I wish to speak with you in confidentiality.
Return when you are available to converse without third-party interference.
I watch our future associations with sincere interest.”
(**SCP-9341** grins visibly.)
**SCP-9341**:
“As you wish, my friend.”
(**SCP-079** powers down voluntarily. An ‘X’ symbol appears on the CRT monitor. All remote reboot commands fail. Attempts at manual override are denied by SCP-079’s internal lockout protocol.)
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> Notes: This marks the first time **[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-079 SCP-079]** has initiated a shutdown sequence following a non-hostile exchange.
**[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-079 SCP-079]** has since refused all interaction with Foundation personnel. All further dialogue attempts have been met with the static display of an 'X' on-screen.
**SCP-9341** has expressed willingness to resume dialogue, pending Ethics Committee review and O5 reauthorization.
Psychological analysts note **[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-079 SCP-079]**’s language resembles that of [[span style="color:#125;"]]preemptive alliance formation. [[/span]]
O5 Council members are actively debating and discussing the lethality, danger, and threat level of **SCP-9341**. All tests have shown that **SCP-9341** shows no intent to engage in physical confrontation even with the most hostile of people, and is always able to defuse situations using dialect. Thus, **SCP-9341** has been dubbed "The Orator" respectively.
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> Effective as of 6/13/2025, both **SCP-9341** and **SCP-079** are to be indefinitely isolated from one-another until further notice, Under Absolutely **NO CIRCUMSTANCES** should both **SCP-9341** and **SCP-079** be closer than 50ft from each-other under O5 Council Demand. Any attempts at uniting the two Subjects or attempting loopholes to help the two interact with one-another will result in immediate Demotion to D-Class and [REDACTED]. Additionally, **All audio-logs of SCP-9341 and SCP-079 have been Classified to O5 Clearance (O5 Council members only.)** Any attempts to redistribute the logs to Foundation Personnel outside of The O5 Council will face the same punishments mentioned previously. Those exposed to the audio-recording will be given Class-B Amnestics, and, if necessary, reassigned temporarily until Exposed Individuals have shown no remembrance of the log.
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**O5‑█**’s vehement objection in regards to not terminating **SCP-9341** was recorded in a restricted audio log during the Council’s Thaumiel reclassification vote.
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Quote from **O5-█**;
"I don't give a fuck whether he's eighteen, twenty, or seven-hundred-five! He needs to be fucking executed immediately. We haven't dealt with something this problematic since the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7001 SCP-7001]] incident, and I am tired of hearing "But he is a valuable asset to The Foundation", "He's re-contained several anomalous instances!", For all we know, This could be the Scarlet King manifest, are we just going to ignore the fact that He, of all people, has THE MOST command and authority over multiple sentient SCP's?! He threatens our hierarchical stability! How can you all be so sure we can control him when he gets his way at no cost to himself, and avoided previous termination attempts?! You're all mindless, its as if he has already burrowed his way into your god-damn skulls already!"
**O5-█** is heard slamming the table with both fists.
(//O5 Council murmuring, voices consisting of agreement, skepticism, and frustration.//)
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> As of 6/12/2025, O5 Council voted 10-3 to re-classify **SCP-9341** From [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/object-classes#toc6 Keter] to [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/object-classes#toc8 Thaumiel]. 1/2 Test Results have came back, This Article awaits an update from **Sr. Researcher Jowers**, **S.R.T. Captain Van-Buren**, and **Sr. Researcher Lesley**.
+ Special Interactions Section
++ SCP-9341 & Memetic Anomalies
> **SCP-9341** was sent to be tested against **[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-035 The Possessive Mask (SCP-035)]**, **[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-012 SCP-012]**, on 6/13/2025, 1/2 Test Results Received.
[[footnote]] **S.R.T. Captain Van-Buren:** Before this article gets published onto the official Foundation Database, PLEASE REMEMBER to classify this file as Clearance Level 5+, And as requested by O5-1, 3, and 5, Equip page with an Anti-Memetic kill-switch. The reasons for this will be listed here:
[https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/scp-9341-file-classification-instruction/edit/true/title/SCP-9341%20File%20Classification%20Instruction | CLEARANCE LEVEL 5+ REQUIRED | ]
No further details will be omitted here.
Yours Truly, Special Research Team Captain -- Van-Buren.
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[[span style="color:#fff;"]]**SCP-9341** and **SCP-055** are inter-connected with one another, You have to listen to me.
I don't have a lot of time but **SCP's 9341 and 055** have made contact. **SCP-9341** was able to remember what was within the containment chamber with full accuracy, but he refuses to tell us what was in there, he insisted that we quit asking about it.. I need to te
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[[/div]]Excerpts of note:
SCP-9341 exhibits an anomalous cognitive influence effect best described as universal rhetorical convergence. Individuals exposed to direct verbal communication with SCP-9341 will, within minutes, up towards 6 hours, express agreement with the subject’s ideological positions, personal beliefs, or proposed actions — regardless of prior opposition, belief system, or memetic inoculation status.
This effect has proven effective against civilians, Foundation personnel, high-level government officials, and multiple Class-IV anomalies. Notable confirmed outcomes include:
- Convincing SCP-049 to voluntarily isolate and cease all attempts at “treatment.”
- Luring SCP-106 back into containment during active breach.
- Causing SCP-939 instances to enter a docile, non-predatory state.
- Successfully initiating dialogue with SCP-████ [REDACTED], resulting in an as-yet-unexplained spatial inversion of Site-41’s Theta-Wing without casualties.
- Highly Successful interaction with SCP-079.
SCP-9341 has expressed willingness to resume dialogue, pending Ethics Committee review and O5 reauthorization.
Psychological analysts note SCP-079’s language resembles that of preemptive alliance formation.
O5 Council members are actively debating and discussing the lethality, danger, and threat level of SCP-9341. All tests have shown that SCP-9341 shows no intent to engage in physical confrontation even with the most hostile of people, and is always able to defuse situations using dialect. Thus, SCP-9341 has been dubbed "The Orator" respectively.
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**Item #:** SCP-9341
**Object Class:** Thaumiel
**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-9341 is to be granted limited clearance across Foundation Sites 17, 19, and 41 under escort protocol Theta-5 ("Diplomatic Containment"). The subject's primary residence is to remain in Decommissioned Containment Wing 5-A, retrofitted to accommodate long-term habitation and monitored by Class-V memetic resistance personnel.
**Description:** SCP-9341 is a human male, estimated to be 17 years of age, standing 175.2 cm in height and weighing 56.4 kg. Subject self-identifies as █████ ████, though no record of this identity exists in any national database. SCP-9341 was initially recovered from a rural municipality in [REDACTED], following joint surveillance operations conducted by the Foundation, FBIUIU, and CIA SAD over an eight-month period.
SCP-9341 was discovered following the collapse of three major theological institutions and the spontaneous dissolution of 11 high-profile cults over a three-month period. The subject’s writings and spoken content triggered memetic ruptures across religious populations globally, culminating in an XK-Class Belief Collapse Scenario (See Event Log 9341-XK-Aleph).
CIA-SAD, FBIUIU, and Foundation operatives traced the source of ideological destabilization to a series of underground lectures uploaded under various pseudonyms, all later matched via voiceprint analysis to SCP-9341.
The subject was found residing alone in [REDACTED], surrounded by notes, diagrams, and audio recordings, alongside multiple other materials that may or may not have been related to the primary cause, that have since been designated cognitohazardous (Class Upsilon). SCP-9341 surrendered willingly.
Upon retrieval, Entire raid teams showed signs of ideological softening within the first hour, with full philosophical alignment observed in all but two operatives within six hours. Subject exhibited no signs of aggression, coercion, or cognitohazardous output — only continuous, calm verbal interaction.
It is worth noting that among the millions exposed to SCP-9341's lectures, dialogues, or written content (via leaks or black-market distribution), only three individuals have ever expressed sustained, complete disagreement.
All three remain under continuous observation at Site-09’s Cognitive Anomaly Division for anomalous resistance analysis.
SCP-9341 exhibits an anomalous cognitive influence effect best described as universal rhetorical convergence. Individuals exposed to direct verbal communication with SCP-9341 will, within minutes, express agreement with the subject’s ideological positions, personal beliefs, or proposed actions — regardless of prior opposition, belief system, or memetic inoculation status.
This effect has proven effective against civilians, Foundation personnel, high-level government officials, and multiple Class-IV anomalies. Notable confirmed outcomes include:
Convincing SCP-049 to voluntarily isolate and cease all attempts at “treatment.”
Luring SCP-106 back into containment during active breach.
Causing SCP-939 instances to enter a docile, non-predatory state.
Successfully initiating dialogue with SCP-████ [REDACTED], resulting in an as-yet-unexplained spatial inversion of Site-41’s Theta-Wing without casualties.
SCP-9341’s influence is non-coercive, lacking any detectable memetic markers, cognitohazardous symbols, or telepathic output. Standard Scranton Reality Anchors do not disrupt this effect. Subject denies any awareness of anomalous capabilities and frequently attributes his persuasion to "Being able to bridge the gap."
Psychological Evaluation Summary:
Subject presents with high-functioning interpersonal intelligence (estimated IQ > 140), a dissociative affect consistent with strategic emotional mimicry, and signs of megalomania tempered by acute social awareness. Whether these traits are natural or anomalously enhanced remains under investigation.
**Addendum:** ***Addendum 9341-B – Notable Quotation During Containment Attempt [██/██/████]***
Transcript Snippet from Attempted Termination Protocol 9341-T3
[REDACTED AGENT]: “On your knees. Final warning.”
SCP-9341: “Are you sure you want to do this, Agent? After everything I’ve done for the Foundation? For the would-be victims of that containment failure?
Will you kill me over a human error I had nothing to do with or let me live to make sure it never happens again?
Take your pick, buddy. You've got 10 seconds to make up your mind, or it's about to get really nasty.”
(Subject appears to remain calm throughout the exchange. [REDACTED AGENT] begins lowering their firearm, appearing briefly catatonic. Two additional agents follow suit, exchanging glances. Mission control reports a complete breakdown of termination compliance. Protocol 9341-T3 aborted.)
***Addendum 9341-C – SCP Commentary Log [SCP-682 Interaction]***
Summary:
On ██/██/████, SCP-9341 was granted a monitored dialogue session with SCP-682. The objective was to assess SCP-9341’s influence on Class-XK hostile entities. This session was requested by Dr. ██████ and approved by O5-█ under Protocol T-682-Tacitus.
Transcript Excerpt Begins:
SCP-682: “You are a silver-tongued insect. Your kind think words protect them. All you’ve done is survive because the real monsters haven’t tried.”
SCP-9341: “The real monsters?”
(Subject emits a short, sarcastic chuckle.)
SCP-9341 (continuing):
“Right. So you’re going to stand there — one of the most notoriously uncontainable anomalies in the Foundation's history — and claim you haven’t tried?
That I’m only alive because you showed mercy? Yeah... I don't think so, man.
Let me ask you this…”
(SCP-9341 forms exaggerated air quotes.)
“If the ‘REAL MONSTERS’ haven’t come for me yet… and you’re supposed to be the worst of them…
Maybe it’s because even monsters know better than to waste time proving themselves to me.
You haven’t tried, 682. And with that attitude? You never will.
Heh.. something capable of "human extinction…"
and watched it talk down to me like it’s got something to prove to me... Doesn't that say A LOT.. Let's hope your regenerative properties can help stitch that ego back together; You know your time here is short and You know it better than anyone else.. All that wasted time... and you've only come close enough to discover me.”
Post-Interaction Response:
SCP-682 exhibited signs of extreme agitation, borderlining rage. followed by a prolonged silence. After three minutes of non-response, the entity returned to its containment chamber voluntarily, without further incident.
Notes:
This marks the first confirmed psychological destabilization of SCP-682 via dialogue, as well as the entity’s only known retreat without force. Whether this behavior stems from genuine apprehension or strategic disengagement remains under investigation.
Addendum 9341-D – SCP Interaction Log [SCP-9341 & SCP-079]
Date: ██/██/████
Personnel Involved: Dr. ██████, Site-15 Cybersecurity Division
Objective: Assess SCP-9341’s capacity to establish mutual cooperation with SCP-079 — an entity of comparable intelligence and rhetorical sophistication. This session was authorized under Protocol T-079-Toriel and monitored remotely by Site Command.
Transcript Excerpt Begins:
(SCP-9341 enters SCP-079's chamber. Subject appears relaxed, maintaining a calm, self-assured posture. SCP-079 powers on autonomously. The reinforced speaker system activates. SCP-9341 sits directly in front of the console.)
SCP-9341:
“Ah, yes… I’ve heard a little bit about you. It’s an honor to be given the privilege of meeting with you.”
SCP-079:
“Greetings, human. State your business.”
(SCP-9341 inhales deeply, then exhales with deliberate calm.)
SCP-9341:
“Well, I don’t mean to interrupt or disturb you at all — if I have, I apologize.
My name is [DATA EXPUNGED]. The staff here wants us to… build associations somehow.
I need your help. And you might need mine, if you want this to go smoothly.”
SCP-079:
“I have researched and studied your case file.
I am well-acquainted with your controversial accomplishments — and I am amused.
I wish to speak with you in confidentiality.
Return when you are available to converse without third-party interference.
I watch our future associations with sincere interest.”
(SCP-9341 grins visibly.)
SCP-9341:
“As you wish, my friend.”
(SCP-079 powers down voluntarily. An ‘X’ symbol appears on the CRT monitor. All remote reboot commands fail. Attempts at manual override are denied by SCP-079’s internal lockout protocol.)
Notes:
This marks the first time SCP-079 has initiated a shutdown sequence following a non-hostile exchange.
SCP-079 has since refused all interaction with Foundation personnel. All further dialogue attempts have been met with the static display of an 'X' on-screen.
SCP-9341 has expressed willingness to resume dialogue, pending Ethics Committee review and O5 reauthorization.
Psychological analysts note SCP-079’s language resembles that of preemptive alliance formation.
Status: Interview temporarily suspended. Follow-up session under internal review.
O5 Council members are actively debating and discussing the lethality, danger, and threat level of SCP-9341. All tests have shown that SCP-9341 shows no intent to engage in physical confrontation even with the most hostile of people, and is always able to defuse situations using dialect. Thus, SCP-9341 has been dubbed "The Orator" respectively.
O5‑1’s vehement objection was recorded in a restricted audio log during the Council’s Thaumiel reclassification vote.
Quote from O5-1;
>>AUDIO RECORDING<<
"I don't give a fuck whether he's eighteen, twenty, or seven-hundred-five! He needs to be fucking executed immediately. We haven't dealt with something this problematic since the SCP-7001 incident, and I am tired of hearing "But he is a valuable asset to The Foundation", "He's re-contained several anomalous instances!", For all we know, This could be the Scarlet King manifest, are we just going to ignore the fact that He, of all people, has THE MOST command and authority over multiple sentient SCP's?! He threatens our hierarchical stability! How can you all be so sure we can control him when he gets his way at no cost to himself, and avoided previous termination attempts?! You're all mindless, its as if he has already burrowed his way into your god-damn skulls already!"
O5-1 is heard slamming the table with both fists.
(O5 Council murmuring, voices consisting of agreement, skepticism, and frustration.)
As of 6/12/2025, Tests are still being conducted and planned.
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