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Premeditated (account age 30 days, site membership 13 days) recently coldposted the following page, which has multiple indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8967 page title SCP-8967 "Who Am I Again?"
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Item #: SCP-8967
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-8967 is to be secured inside a locked containment locker at Site-██. Access is restricted to personnel with Level 3 clearance or higher and requires written authorization from two senior staff members.
Testing sessions with SCP-8967 are limited to a strict maximum of 50 minutes and 54 seconds per subject. A digital timer must be used during all tests. If this time limit is exceeded, immediate extraction of the subject is authorized, using force if necessary. Lethal measures may be employed if the subject resists removal.
Under no circumstances is anyone permitted to open the backpack’s zipper.
Description:
SCP-8967 is an aged olive-green backpack exhibiting significant wear—scuffed, stained fabric—but showing no signs of structural deterioration despite repeated attempts to damage it by cutting, burning, or other means. The bag bears no labels or identifying marks.
When worn, SCP-8967 causes rapid and profound alterations in the wearer’s personality. Subjects begin to adopt the memories, behaviors, language, and emotional traits of the previous wearer, regardless of prior knowledge about the bag. This transformation can occur within minutes of donning the item.
More than 50 percent subjects lose their original sense of identity shortly after putting the bag on, but others do not, and these changes can be permanent.
If worn continuously for longer than 50 minutes and 54 seconds, the subject invariably dies. The cause of death varies—organ failure, ruptured blood vessels, or severe spinal compression—without any discernible pattern. The lethality is consistent but unpredictable in manifestation.
Attempts to open the bag’s zipper result in immediate cardiac arrest of the individual or device attempting it. This effect has been observed in human subjects, drones, robotic arms, and trained animals. Additionally, equipment used in these attempts often malfunctions or sustains irreparable damage. The bag’s interior remains completely unknown.
Addendum 8967-C — Test Log 09
Subject: D-2449
Session Duration: 20 minutes assigned
Total Wear Time: 50 minutes, 48 seconds
Location: Observation Room 2, Site-██
Supervising Staff: Dr. E. Heitz, Dr. Ngoma
Summary:
00:03 — Subject begins speaking fluent Russian, despite previously only speaking English.
00:06 — Attempts unauthorized access to Site-██ computer systems using non-Foundation credentials.
00:48 — Becomes unresponsive to commands, muttering to self.
00:50 — Refuses removal of SCP-8967; security forcibly intervenes.
00:50:48 — Backpack removed; subject collapses and ceases to respond.
Post-session neurological scans revealed unusual brain activity and altered hippocampal tissue. The subject now identifies as “Captain Anton Vasilev,” reportedly a GRU-P operative lost in the 1980s. No records exist of Vasilev entering Foundation custody.
Addendum 8967-D — Incident 8967-O
Junior Researcher ████ attempted to unzip SCP-8967 unsupervised. He collapsed approximately halfway down the zipper, suffering instantaneous cardiac arrest confirmed by autopsy. No prior symptoms were noted.
Following this, all direct interaction with the zipper is strictly forbidden. Attempts using remote manipulators have either failed or resulted in equipment malfunction or destruction.
The contents of SCP-8967 remain unknown.
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Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-8967 is to be secured inside a locked containment locker at Site-██. Access is restricted to personnel with Level 3 clearance or higher and requires written authorization from two senior staff members.
Description:
SCP-8967 is an aged olive-green backpack exhibiting significant wear—scuffed, stained fabric—but showing no signs of structural deterioration despite repeated attempts to damage it by cutting, burning, or other means. The bag bears no labels or identifying marks.
If worn continuously for longer than 50 minutes and 54 seconds, the subject invariably dies. The cause of death varies—organ failure, ruptured blood vessels, or severe spinal compression—without any discernible pattern. The lethality is consistent but unpredictable in manifestation.
Attempts to open the bag’s zipper result in immediate cardiac arrest of the individual or device attempting it. This effect has been observed in human subjects, drones, robotic arms, and trained animals. Additionally, equipment used in these attempts often malfunctions or sustains irreparable damage. The bag’s interior remains completely unknown.
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