Noting that new site member 
Teenyez (account age 4 days, site membership 1 day) recently coldposted the following page, which has multiple indicators of AI-generation: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8162
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**Special Containment Procedures:**SCP-8162 is to be contained in a 1 m × 1 m × 1 m reinforced steel cube located in Secure Containment Chamber-43 at Site-22. No electronic devices of any kind are permitted within 1 meter of the containment chamber. All personnel entering or exiting the area must undergo a full contraband search.
Entry into the containment chamber requires Level 4 clearance and written authorization from the on-site director. A minimum of two armed security personnel (Level 4 or higher) must be stationed outside the chamber at all times. Direct contact with SCP-8162 is strictly prohibited outside of approved testing procedures.
**Description:**SCP-8162 is a pink, unmarked Foundation security keycard with a single phrase engraved on its surface:
> "Does the Chrismon Sun Sing?"
Upon contact with any technological device, SCP-8162 will immediately destroy the device. The mechanism by which this occurs is currently unknown, as all monitoring equipment ceases to function in its presence. However, this effect does not apply to Foundation doors, which instead become permanently locked in their current state until further contact with SCP-8162.
Prolonged exposure to SCP-8162 leads to severe cognitive and physiological degradation. Individuals who come into direct contact with SCP-8162 for more than several minutes begin to experience auditory distortions, changes in perceived language, and the appearance of distant bright lights. Subjects frequently report the sensation of invisible restraints (usually described as "chains") encircling their limbs.
Extended contact results in the emergence of SCP-8162-2 — human subjects exhibiting irreversible neurological alterations. SCP-8162-2 instances require constant contact with SCP-8162 to maintain sentience; removal leads to immediate cardiac arrest and cerebral necrosis. Instances are often observed murmuring indecipherable phrases in no known language and report hallucinations of a radiant presence accompanied by whispers inviting them to "join us in the light."
After approximately three weeks of continuous exposure, SCP-8162-2’s dermal layers begin to dissolve, followed by muscular and skeletal degradation. This process culminates in the subject’s complete liquefaction into a viscous, pinkish organic fluid. Attempts to revive or restore SCP-8162-2 instances after this point have universally failed.
SCP-8162 appears inert when exposed to non-human biological entities. In Test Log 8162-A, a chimpanzee was placed in prolonged proximity to the object with no observable effect. Testing with non-human primates has since been suspended.
**Addendum 8162-01 Testing Moratorium:**Due to the high risk of irreversible psychological damage and subject mortality, all testing involving SCP-8162 has been indefinitely suspended without express approval from the Site-22 Director.
**Note from Dr. Vahlen:**
> “I don’t care what the phrase means. Anyone who touches it starts dreaming in languages we don’t speak and seeing stars we don’t map. Lock it up and leave it alone.”
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Excerpts of note:
Prolonged exposure to SCP-8162 leads to severe cognitive and physiological degradation. Individuals who come into direct contact with SCP-8162 for more than several minutes begin to experience auditory distortions, changes in perceived language, and the appearance of distant bright lights. Subjects frequently report the sensation of invisible restraints (usually described as "chains") encircling their limbs.
Extended contact results in the emergence of SCP-8162-2 — human subjects exhibiting irreversible neurological alterations. SCP-8162-2 instances require constant contact with SCP-8162 to maintain sentience; removal leads to immediate cardiac arrest and cerebral necrosis.
Addendum 8162-01 Testing Moratorium:Due to the high risk of irreversible psychological damage and subject mortality, all testing involving SCP-8162 has been indefinitely suspended without express approval from the Site-22 Director.
Compare with the user's forum post: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17086402/april-2025-intros-readers-reviewers#post-6934360
YOOOOOOOOOO
Im Teenyez a long time SCP fan. I've been wanting to write and read and do other things in this site for so long BUT NO. I was to young to puny. NOT ANYMORE. NOW I AM IN CONTROL.
Anyhow I think that was a bit dramatic but I'm very excited to start doing SCP things like writing and reading. I remember the first SCP I ever read. SCP-018 the ball that is really good at bouncing. Anyhow that's basically what i'm around here to do. Now i'm off to critically judge other pees writing!
ALL FALL BENEATH ME.
Thanks for reading and have a good day!
Their Ideas Critique thread that does not follow any guidelines: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-17100294/seeking-green-light-request-does-the-chrismon-sun-sing (thread description "Key card that breaks all devices on contact and deals heavy phycological damage to user of time as well as slowly melting there insides(Its more interesting than it sounds)")
and Wikidot "about" section:
Yooooo. Im a fan of the SCP world and the only reason this account existent is so I can get in.
Additionally, staff has three declined applications from them:
04/19/25
I will treat all community members with respect, and I will follow Site Rules.
04/20/25
I will treat all community members with respect, and I will follow Site Rules.
04/21/25
I have been a fan of SCP for almost ten years now and i've spent far to long just reading about the SCP and writing my own in a google doc. I hope that this convivences you to let me in.
Furthermore, their sandbox page: http://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/scp-8162 has the draft fully formed in Revision 0.
Membership revoked, PM sent.
