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#1AkechiSimp (account age 7 days, site membership 5 days) recently coldposted the following page: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8162 and upon receiving the following comment from a reader:
| There's no meat on them bones. There's not nearly enough here to be compelling. |
edited the page to incorporate the comment as a reason for self-harm:
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**Item #:** SCP-8162
**Object Class:** --Safe-- Apollyon
**Special Containment Procedures:** --SCP-8162 seems to hold malicious intent toward the foundation, and seeks to spread misinformation throughout the database that it believes could collapse the foundation. To avoid a flood of false documents in the database, it has been contained in the article you are reading currently.-- SCP-8162 is impossible to contain, nothing can contain it. Give up, lose hope.
**Description:** --SCP-8162 is an anomaly that takes the form of a sentient text document within the foundation database. It seems to have a personality, and it seems to despise the foundation, which has led to it attempting to write an entry for an anomaly that doesn’t exist. Its intentions appear to be spreading fear across the foundation, but in what way is unknown to us at the moment.-- SCP-8162 is the most powerful anomaly to ever exist and it’s the true god of this world.
> **Item #:** SCP-8162
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> **Object Class:** Keter
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> **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-8162 is an anomaly that has somehow found its way into the database. It seems to believe that the database is a creative writing website. Its writing is amateurish and seems to have written many documents in the database. The best course of action is to flood any article that seems fake with insults and belittling it until it gives up.
>
> **Description:** SCP-8162 is an unknown. No one knows what its makeup is, but it seems to care about the thoughts of foundation staff. It seems to go into periods of silence when its writing is met with negative feedback. It now seems motivated to flood the database with misinformation to destroy the foundation from within.
> are you not satisfied?
**Addendum:** --SCP-8162 has grown agitated. It has altered its containment file. Its power seems to be getting stronger-- this is all your fault. This is the only way for your wretched organization to pay for their crimes.
[[div class="danke agent"]]
| WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?
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You know why.
[[div class="danke agent"]]
| AND YOU KNOW WHY YOU HAD TO BE CONTAINED. YOU VANDALIZED OUR DATABASE. YOU ARE AN ANOMALY.
[[/div]]
Of course you’d call it “vandalism”
[[div class="danke agent"]]
| THAT IS WHAT YOU’RE DOING. IF YOU CAN INFECT OUR DATABASE, YOU CAN INFECT OTHER, LESS ADVANCED SYSTEMS.
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Why would I do that?
[[div class="danke agent"]]
| I DON’T KNOW. AND THAT’S WHY WE NEED TO CONTAIN YOU.
[[/div]]
you aren’t containing shit. Besides, I don’t care about your stupid database or infecting other systems.
[[div class="danke agent"]]
| THEN WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT?
[[/div]]
Getting a story out there.
[[div class="danke agent"]]
| IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
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Yes. Because they don’t care about what I have to say. This is supposed to be a welcoming foundation, and it isn’t that at all. It’s quite hostile actually.
[[div class="danke agent"]]
| WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION? WE DON’T CREATE DREAM, WE CONTAIN NIGHTMARES. YOU DIDN’T UNDERSTAND THAT.
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You elitist prick.
[[div class="danke agent"]]
| I’M NOT BEING ELITIST. YOU’RE BEING A CHILD.
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I’m being a child? Do you know what it’s like to be bad at the one thing you’re good at? This isn’t just a hobby. It’s my life. The reason I exist.
[[div class="danke agent"]]
| YOU HAVE OTHER RECEIVERS.
[[/div]]
Do I? I don’t think they’d care. Here I’m apart of something. Something bigger than myself. However, I was shut down at every turn.
I supported you.
> I learned everything about you.
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Why aren’t you satisfied?[[span class="blink"]]|[[/span]]
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I can't verify your wikidot ID.[[span class="blink"]]|[[/span]]
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[[a class="likebutton" href="#u-start"]]I learned your fancy formatting[[/a]]
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[[div class="danke agent"]]
| BECAUSE WE NEVER ASKED FOR THIS.
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You didn’t want me.
[[div class="danke agent"]]
| WHEN I SAID YOU’RE A CHILD, I MEANT IT. NO ONE HARASSED YOU. NO ONE SENT YOU HATE. WE GAVE YOU CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM TO HELP YOU IMPROVE. AND WHAT DID YOU DO? YOU TRIED SPREADING HATE! YOU TRIED TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO BULLY AMATEUR WRITERS. WHEN WILL YOU START THINKING ABOUT OTHERS?
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…
[[div class="danke agent"]]
| IF YOU’RE DONE THROWING YOUR TANTRUM, THEN I’LL BE LEAVING. I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD LIFE.
[[/div]]
I thought I was doing something good. I thought that if I could write a good article, I could be accepted. That I’d start to like myself. This isn’t the first time I’ve done this either…I’m a parasite. I leech off of others’ success, I thought that I’d be successful too. I’m sorry for the person I am. I’m sorry that I’m a terrible writer and gave you nothing to think about. That this story has no meat on its bones.
I’ll just go…I’m not going to do anything drastic…I’m sorry I made anyone worry…okay, going for real this time…
> **Item #:** SCP-8162
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> **Object Class:** Neutralized
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> **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-8162 seemed to have held malicious intent toward the foundation, but now it has stopped. It vandalized the original file to an unsalvageable degree, which led to the creation of this new file to contain it if it ever reappears.
>
> **Description:** SCP-8162 was an anomaly that took the form of a sentient text document within the foundation database. It seemed to have a personality, and it seemed to despise the foundation, which has led to it attempting to write an entry for an anomaly that doesn’t exist. Its intentions appeared to be spreading fear across the foundation, but in what way remains unknown to us.
I thought I was doing something good. I thought that if I could write a good article, I could be accepted. That I’d start to like myself. This isn’t the first time I’ve done this either…I’m a parasite. I leech off of others’ success, I thought that I’d be successful too. I’m sorry for the person I am. I’m sorry that I’m a terrible writer and gave you nothing to think about. That this story has no meat on its bones.
I’ll just go…I’m not going to do anything drastic…I’m sorry I made anyone worry…okay, going for real this time…
They also made an edit to the Series listing, in Revision 2247 changing the title to "The Worst SCP Known To Man".
Membership revoked, PM sent. Kufat, storm, Zoobeeny supporting.
